Escort Reports

**Gold21** · 02-20-16 08:29

Sorry to hear about the crow shit on your car I followed the crow and found her and went back for more and the old crow watched the fun.

**MuffDiverDan** · 02-20-16 00:17

Yesterday as I was outside reading my parking ticket, a black crow landed 4 foot from me and was clinching a piece of paper, as he flew off, he dropped the note and shit on my car, the note said Sorry you haven't been chosen due to competition in the ranks, and fear of the mystery UTR would be taken out of commission due to superior carnal knowledge on my part, Oh well on to the next one, more than one UTR in the house, matter of fact).

**Cartog** · 02-20-16 00:16

Originally Posted by JustLookInSW [View Original Post]

Product presentation + claims of superior quality + you can't have it = full proof marketing.

So where do I sign?

I think this belongs in the Stupid Shit in Dayton thread.

**JustLookInSW** · 02-19-16 23:23

Product presentation + claims of superior quality + you can't have it = full proof marketing.

So where do I sign?

**Member #5068** · 02-19-16 22:49

I have been having a blast reading these reviews of guys who have seen her and those chomping at the bit to get a chance. I've only been hobbying for a few years, but I have seen many women and have read almost everything on this site on a daily basis. With that being said, I have never seen anything like this. The "secret society" approach has been both entertaining and refreshing. Would I like a shot with this girl? Of course, but I do hope all the back and forth, drooling, bragging, cryptic messages and poems keep going. I just want to thank all of you involved for providing me with some laughs over the past few weeks. Keep it up! Stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

Fireguy.

**WoodyHayes3** · 02-19-16 20:35

Originally Posted by DayKink [View Original Post]

I headed out one morning for work and on my windshield was a card saying "you have been chosen" I was instructed to sit at a bench at Cox Arboretum precisely at noon. A man wearing a long trench coat walked by dropping an envelope. By the time I picked it up he had disappeared. In the envelope was an address and time and a single strand of long black hair. . . .

Ok. I have to break my usual silence here. Some know me, most do not. I prefer it that way. I have been on this site longer than most but prefer to keep quiet. However, this UTR has me very intrigued to say the least! I'd like to throw my name in the hat to see if one day I too can have a joseph Smith story of the next coming of Christ! So there it is. I have UTR's to trade possibly.

**DayKink** · 02-19-16 15:54

Originally Posted by WTell [View Original Post]

So I am unclear on how this is working with this new mysterious utr. Is she contacting the chosen or is a monger making contact and or choosing? Either way I love black hair sexy ladies and I would like to toss my hat in the ring. I'm hoping for tomorrow (Saturday) day. Wish me luck.

I headed out one morning for work and on my windshield was a card saying "you have been chosen" I was instructed to sit at a bench at Cox Arboretum precisely at noon. A man wearing a long trench coat walked by dropping an envelope. By the time I picked it up he had disappeared. In the envelope was an address and time and a single strand of long black hair. . . .

**Obx13** · 02-19-16 15:53

Yardart has simply brought some imagination and creativity to the board and I think it's pretty funny and cool. I posted interest in the UTR also about the same time and his post got answered. So maybe his creativity did pay off. No reason to bash him whether it did help him or not. I love the black haired ladies too and am one of the many to hope to have a turn with her. LOL.

**WTell** · 02-19-16 14:58

So I am unclear on how this is working with this new mysterious utr. Is she contacting the chosen or is a monger making contact and or choosing? Either way I love black hair sexy ladies and I would like to toss my hat in the ring. I'm hoping for tomorrow (Saturday) day. Wish me luck.

**DC1965** · 02-19-16 14:42

If I understand correctly.

I request directly.

Permission to see.

This star to be.

Although not a senior.

I hope to see her.

How's that?

**Yardart** · 02-19-16 14:08

Originally Posted by MasterBait [View Original Post]

Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout!

But I know how I spent my time. I know that I can see her again. I know that I'll likely be making her a regular. I know that if one is looking for an experience that will be well above the cost of admission they should post and hope that they are reached out to. But taking issue with me after I hit it off with this arrangement so well as the first "outsider" allowed in, certainly doesn't inspire me to pass along my thoughts on you being added to the select few that will get to experience her youth and drive. An incall that is safe, and discreet, and free from clutter, drama, and smells that are a problem and classy touches that you aren't going to get everyday. But hey keep patting yourself on the back for smacking down my attempt to have a little fun with my post.

**Yardart** · 02-19-16 13:59

apoligies I replied to the wrong post. See above.

**SideRef75** · 02-19-16 12:55

Originally Posted by MasterBait [View Original Post]

Your post provided no information for which this board is about. I didn't even think your poem held any clout!

I respectfully disagree with you here, the poem contains a wealth of information for One that knows how to read between the lines.

**SpaSearcher** · 02-19-16 12:43

Originally Posted by Yardart [View Original Post]

I wrote a little verse.

And much to my surprise.

It seems it caught.

The right set of eyes.

I got a message to make contact.

Which I quickly did.

A few days later.

I met a lass to flip my lid.

She was beautiful as any.

Hair flowing and black.

An exhausting great time.

I can't wait to go back.

The incall is immaculate.

No smells, smoke or fuss.

She is all about making.

A great time for us.

So post on the board.

Your desire to see.

Perhaps you can get.

As lucky as me.

In short I WILL BE RETURNING! This is a top experience for certain! She's being kept low volume and non rush. And no I can not provide direct contact info. Post and see what happens.

Would be interested in seeing where this goes.