Massage Parlor Reports

[NuGuy36]

Bananas? Do they work for you?

Yep, hard as a rock!

[Niteluvr]

Went to S Massage on Buford last week. Misplaced my card, so can't seem to recall the name of the provider. Short, mid 30's, cheerful. Good massage, worked out kinks in shoulders and neck. On the flip, my encouragement led to an amusing expression of shock that quickly turned into a grin and a finger wag, but still left happy and content. Massage $50, tip $25.

Never had luck here before, so YMMV.

All I've seen there lately are porkers. What did she look like?

[Member #5564]

To continue my reports, I saw Casey about a month ago in her apartment in Alpharetta / Roswell. She advertises on BP. I believe it's 1. 6 for an hr and 1. 0 for a hhr. Anyway, easy to contact, very sweet girl. We hit it off and chatted like old friends.

She's older than the pics she posts would suggest and her boobs, while enormous, are slightly droopy. The good news is that she lets them out immediately and while you're face down lets them tease you. She also allows full roaming and some Russian when she does the flip.

The bad news is that all you're getting is a HE. For 1. 6, that's preposterous. I told her I was a little disappointed and expected more at that price, but as she pointed out, her ads don't suggest more. I remained friendly but told her I probably wouldn't be back at that price, at least not for an hour.

And, I didn't lie. Haven't repeated, probably won't. Nice place, very clean, smells good, etc, but just too pricey.

GD.

For 10 bucks less, you can see Kim in Kennesaw for 90 minutes of CMT bliss and get a topless HE. And she's a looker. 9/10 looks. 10/10 massage. 8/10 HE.

[Member #5564]

Where do you find this wonderful product?

At most convenience stores. Get the extra strong Goldreallas and you'll fuck like a gorilla!

[JWSouth]

Where do you find this wonderful product?

http://www.fda.gov/Drugs/ResourcesFo.../ucm399612.htm

Given that it was being sold illegally as an all-natural herbal supplement when it in fact contained the active ingredient in Viagra it might be hard to find at your corner 7/11. Can probably find a few disreputable online sellers tho.

[Rockk]

Went to S Massage on Buford last week. Misplaced my card, so can't seem to recall the name of the provider. Short, mid 30's, cheerful. Good massage, worked out kinks in shoulders and neck. On the flip, my encouragement led to an amusing expression of shock that quickly turned into a grin and a finger wag, but still left happy and content. Massage $50, tip $25.

Never had luck here before, so YMMV.

[HobbyMan51]

Try the ones with the Gorilla on them.

Basically laced with Viagra!

Where do you find this wonderful product?

[Gdawg2]

To continue my reports, I saw Casey about a month ago in her apartment in Alpharetta / Roswell. She advertises on BP. I believe it's 1. 6 for an hr and 1. 0 for a hhr. Anyway, easy to contact, very sweet girl. We hit it off and chatted like old friends.

She's older than the pics she posts would suggest and her boobs, while enormous, are slightly droopy. The good news is that she lets them out immediately and while you're face down lets them tease you. She also allows full roaming and some Russian when she does the flip.

The bad news is that all you're getting is a HE. For 1. 6, that's preposterous. I told her I was a little disappointed and expected more at that price, but as she pointed out, her ads don't suggest more. I remained friendly but told her I probably wouldn't be back at that price, at least not for an hour.

And, I didn't lie. Haven't repeated, probably won't. Nice place, very clean, smells good, etc, but just too pricey.

GD.

[Niteluvr]

Yep, I agree except for limiting jerking/porn. Try draining your pipes, by whatever means necessary, before a session and see if that prevents your PME. Also eating lots of Bananas, a good source of potassium, helps to maintain good hydraulics. Goodluck!

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/food-nut...erections-9312

Bananas? Do they work for you?

[Gdawg2]

Hi Guys, long time board member (under another, similar, name) in Memphis. Moved to the ATL a while back and have been reading with interest. Finally got to a place where I can post freely (bastard employer closely monitors internet use).

Anyway, wanted to share a few reports. First, most recent, a couple trips to Moonlight Spa in Austell. I'd been before, years ago, and it was so-so. Crappy massage, decent release. Went a couple weeks ago to give it another whirl. Weeknight, nobody else there. Saw Tina, who I believe kind of runs the place. She was quite pleasant, gave a mediocre rub (I went for the. 4 hhr) and on the flip asked me what I wanted massaged, then made me take her hand and introduce her to the Johnson. She gave a decent HE without negotiating additional donation and gladly accepted a. 2 tip. So. . 6 for a decent HE. That's a good visit in my book.

Went back last week, saw Lisa (again 40 for. She's younger, a little heavy-set but certainly not fat or BBW. Had some nice tatas. Anyway, crappy massage. Very light rubbing, almost teasing but not quite. Didn't spend much time on the back then invited me to flip. I did so and she gave me the usual "what you want?" I opted to try for a little French lesson and she asked how much I had. I offered. 4, she wanted 1. 0, I convinced her. 5 was the way to go but insisted that she do it completely nude. She complied. It was actually decent. She told me she would have done "everything" for 1. 2, which means I probably could have gotten it for 1. 0.

The place ain't great, but the price was right and I wasn't disappointed either time. I live out on the west side so I'll probably be stopping in fairly regularly.

[NuGuy36]

Eat good quality food, drink lots of water, don't do drugs, stay in shape, and don't jerk it too much and stop watching porn. Natural ways is the best ways.

Yep, I agree except for limiting jerking/porn. Try draining your pipes, by whatever means necessary, before a session and see if that prevents your PME. Also eating lots of Bananas, a good source of potassium, helps to maintain good hydraulics. Goodluck!

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/food-nut...erections-9312

[PhilMe 143]

Any long term effect from those? Don't want to break what is currently working.

I have used them for years. They are goldrellas. They are great, but last year I tried to buy some and the store clerk said they could raise blood pressure. So far nothing with me. I googled them and it could.

[AcWorthDude]

Try the ones with the Gorilla on them.

Basically laced with Viagra!

Any long term effect from those? Don't want to break what is currently working.

[AcWorthDude]

I said I went to Asian body rub treatment. That is literally the freaking name of the place. It is Cartersville. Do you want a map? Be careful going there. Like one guy said it has been busted a few times. This place is easy to miss. It looks like a garage and it is behind a gas station. I have only seen one girl both times and she is the one who let's me in and gives the service. Her name was Gigi.

It has changed names several times over the years. It is next to the theater behind the gas station in Cartersville. It has a big sign over the building with "Asian body rub" on it. I have reviews posted on it as well. Some of my visits were as he describes, other visits have sucked. I think I refer to it as Lilly. Got that name stuck in my head for the place at some point. Search backpage for Cartersville. It is on Tennessee st.

[PhilMe 143]

It's literally named Asian Body Rub Treatment or is that just a description in the ad? When you post about a place, it's best to give the correct name and an address if possible, or simply copy the ad from BP or CL and post it.

I said I went to Asian body rub treatment. That is literally the freaking name of the place. It is Cartersville. Do you want a map? Be careful going there. Like one guy said it has been busted a few times. This place is easy to miss. It looks like a garage and it is behind a gas station. I have only seen one girl both times and she is the one who let's me in and gives the service. Her name was Gigi.