Massage Parlor Reports

[Orion1938]

Thanks Does USG pw and UN work there or is it a new sign up?

You need to sign in new. Some use their Usg accuoun. Un and pw.

Be safe.

[Maxen]

Man, If your ATF was Emily there, I gave up because she was only HJ. But if you were able to hit that, BRAVO!

The new ones are Mimi, GIGi and baobab. All young and pretty, also Tina the one I complained to mms about hygiene awhile back has literally cleaned up her act, now has natural smell of poontang, and not the smelly cumdumpster of old, LOL, anyways wonderful BBBJ wth lots of effort! I'm guessing that mms wanted to show me she's always up to make things better!

Hope these tips brighten your visits at Sunshine!

And I'm not telling you who my atf is there publicly cause I want to keep her all to myself if I could! But I'm a realist, and don't have fantasies of that movie "Pretty Woman" .

[Sticker]

On President's Day, I elected to cast another vote for Puente Spa. The previous day, I had gone back to my ol' standby, HT, and had a quirky good time with the provider formerly known as Shannon. She's quite young and cute, but she's also scatter-brained. It's kinda endearing to me, but kinda weird, too. I'm not sure what name she's going by since her return to HT with the new mamas, but I've reported on her in the past in case anyone wants to read about it and give her a go.

Back to Prez day at Puente: The former HT mama greeted me with a huge smile and a butt pat while I was asking her if Yumi was working. After having such a great time with Yumi recently, I was disappointed when mama said no, but my spirits and southern soldier lifted when she said she had a beautiful, young, small girl for me.

I've come to learn that how the girl acts upon entering the room is a solid indicator of how the session will go. If they walk in beaming, hugging and handling your goods, it's all good, but if they come in with mild smiles and act all business, be forewarned.

When Hana walked in, it was the latter scenario. Although she's relatively young, she's definitely five or more years older than Yumi or Shannon. Hard to pinpoint, because she's had some face work that gives her a hybrid Korean / Anglo look but not really a natural hapa look. I do have to give her props for her rock-hard bod, which she told me in respectable English had been honed by endless cardio, lifting and pilates. Because of her face-work, I might assume that her boobies, with rather long nips, were enhanced, too, but they in fact did have a natural feel to them. And her little bubble butt was one of the tightest I've ever felt.

Despite her bottom line, and incredible hard body, Hana has far too many rules for my liking. Obviously a seasoned provider, she first wanted to wipe wienie and fingers down with an alcohol-infused washcloth. At first I thought this hygienic obsession would be a precursor to BBBJ and FIV, but no such luck. She also brought a box of tissues to the massage table and used them at regular intervals.

So, while I had just showered, shaved and scrubbed my pearly whites, Hana offered only CBJ, no FIV, and only cautious DATY (prefaced with "did you brush your teeth" And forget DATO or even a little fingerplay on her starfish. No sireee.

While her demeanor was relatively pleasant, I found it to be a buzzkill while licking and fucking her, because of her overly hygienic concerns. After brief DATY, we started in DS, and while I truly appreciated her well-defined posterior, whenever I put a finger within an inch of that starfish, having her swat me away wasn't fun.

Then, after I flipped her over for some face-to-face coitus, she used her fitness-enhanced pussy muscles to effectively cock-block me from some good old fashioned hammer fucking. (Yup, my friends, she is that strong down there.) While some of you might like that virgin taco feel; for me it was not a Free Willy experience.

Enough was enough, and it felt like if I left my best friend inside her for much longer, she might just leverage a hyper-kegel and snap it right off. So I pulled out, at half mast, yanked off the condom and indicated to her that it would be most pleasant if she finished me with her mouth. Yeah, right. Instead, she grabbed a bottle of oil and yanked me off. As I was nearing completion, I tried to aim for her nips, but she used her other hand to capture the baby batter. Much neater that way, I guess. =(.

On the plus side, if I'm going to be a glass half-full type of guy, after the less-than-stellar sexual frolicking, she actually warmed up and became very friendly while giving me a solid back massage. She works Mondays and Thursdays, and she apparently thought that I had such a good time that I would come see her again soon. Ha.

[DaGrandMasta24]

Man, If your ATF was Emily there, I gave up because she was only HJ. But if you were able to hit that, BRAVO!

So after seeing my atf once or twice a week for the past year, she finally gives it up!! Woohoo!! I guess she's considered one of the 'good girls' there that only does HE. I'm pretty stupid to put in the $ and time into this one, but she just 'does it' for me, looks, personality, if she wasn't an AMP girl I'd probably marry a girl like her. Many times after our session I'd give her a ride home cause we'd go over time and MMs Anna would just tell us to close up.

So that's the back story. Now that I'm done with the chase, Mms introduces me to her new girls! Wow!! Now that I'm going through the new line up, I've forgotten about my old ATF. Now she's pissed I'm going for the new talent and gives me the poopoo face every time I come in. It's funny when he scenario flips on these girls all of a sudden they think we're exclusive LOL!! Like they try to make us believe, funny right?

Ahhhh the mongoring life!

Oh yeah my point being there are some new young hotties at Sunshine!!

[LucidDream]

Go to ISG, click Asia, click The Philippines, scroll and study topics of interest.

Will be going soon to Singapore, Thailand, VN to enjoy the country scenaries. Yes!

Be safe.

Thanks Does USG pw and UN work there or is it a new sign up?

[Maxen]

So after seeing my atf once or twice a week for the past year, she finally gives it up!! Woohoo!! I guess she's considered one of the 'good girls' there that only does HE. I'm pretty stupid to put in the $ and time into this one, but she just 'does it' for me, looks, personality, if she wasn't an AMP girl I'd probably marry a girl like her. Many times after our session I'd give her a ride home cause we'd go over time and MMs Anna would just tell us to close up.

So that's the back story. Now that I'm done with the chase, Mms introduces me to her new girls! Wow!! Now that I'm going through the new line up, I've forgotten about my old ATF. Now she's pissed I'm going for the new talent and gives me the poopoo face every time I come in. It's funny when he scenario flips on these girls all of a sudden they think we're exclusive LOL!! Like they try to make us believe, funny right?

Ahhhh the mongoring life!

Oh yeah my point being there are some new young hotties at Sunshine!!

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

I was about to strike out, had two strikes on me, see post below.

So, after checking out Happy and remembering Maxen post about 123 and the talent that migrated from Ace made my way there.

Having not been at this joint before parked in the back and noticed a sign with 123 on it. Walked up the stairs and was greeted by a plain looking gal that checked me in.

Asked me if it's my 1st time there and told her yes since if it's someone like her I would have ask for my $"s back.

Anyway, handed her a Benji and she gave me back 65, still SEM pricing here.

Waited sitting on the table when L**a came in. She passed the test so I relaxed and let her take the initiative.

Laid face down and she asked me how I wanted the massage so I told her whichever way you like. Gave me a sexy smile and said light for you.

Started teasing soon after and then position herself in front so I started grabbing a hold of her butt and rubbing her vag OTC.

Once I got her pants down she asked what I wanted so brought her close and lightly kiss her neck / lips and motion everything. Here things went a bit downhill since she had asked me before it it's my 1st time and I had told her yes.

She asked how much so told her 80 and she wanted a Benji so I agreed to it but before festivities got started she asked for MUF, which as many of you know is a turn off.

Looking at her cute face and Jr wanting to proceed I gave in and gave her the MUF she wanted.

From here I went DATY / O 1st for about 5" (tasted nice & clean) then it's her turn and have to tell you guys she's my seal of approval for BBBJ.

L**a is not a spinner and probly in her early 30's a bit of baby fat but sexy legs / tits with nips in cute be's, I'd rate her a 7 maybe a 7. 5 for her cute face and attitude after we got over the MUF issue.

The one thing that was missing was BBFS, so she went for the hat and after a bit of struggle Jr asked to finish with BBBJ which she complied.

Afterwards she gave me a neck / shoulder massage and asked me for my tele # which she called and I got her's. Texted me afterwards about enjoy the session with me and to come see her again. Excellent PR skills.

I would recommend her if CFS is ok with you otherwise it probably would take some work to get her to go BBFS.

Mondo.

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers.

After visiting an MP in Pasadena right on Rosemead / Colorado headed south on Rosemead and remember Happy so called and asked if Jenny was in.

Was told Jenny doesn't work there anymore!

So, when I got to Mission hung a left and went over to their location to see what was available.

Was greeted by a gal that didn't pass the test by my standards so asked her about Jenny and she told me straight up "Jenny not work here no more".

Seems like it's official, anybody know where she's at? Inquiring minds want to know, LOL.

Mondo.

[MikeFandango]

Called the other day to see if I can come by immediately. This was 6 PM was told next available time slot was 8:40!

BYE BYE I went home.

Just like a good restaurant you need to make a reservation, that's what happens when the service is better than the rest of the places around.

[Maxen]

Hey Maxen,

I posted about this joint a while back.

I remember TOFTT and the reason was to try and find a gem or something close to it. I had gone to the 2138 joint and I couldn't get the gal I wanted so I bolted to this place instead.

Also, remember their h / h rate was pretty low so I guess you get what you pay for, right?

Mondo.

Overlooked your report I guess and their rates are in line with SEM AMPs.

[SirMister]

Hey MikeF,

Thanks for posting, only complain is the line will be going back to Garvey and around the corner now, LOL.

Mondo.

Called the other day to see if I can come by immediately. This was 6 PM was told next available time slot was 8:40!

BYE BYE I went home.

[Mondo72]

So kept watching this ad on BP.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...ssage/60735356

Finally gave in and went, super busy strip mall, 7-11, Domnio's, tatoo parlor and this shit hole.

Went in and was immediately greeted by this old hunchback, smashed tooth, bag lady, just hideous. Asked if there's anyone else and she grabs my arm and tries to pull me into the back room. Wiggled free and high tailed it out of there. Thank god it was dark, any brighter and I would needed to get new eyes to replace what I just saw.

Totally killed the mood, I just want to go home shower and sleep!!

Hey Maxen,

I posted about this joint a while back.

I remember TOFTT and the reason was to try and find a gem or something close to it. I had gone to the 2138 joint and I couldn't get the gal I wanted so I bolted to this place instead.

Also, remember their h / h rate was pretty low so I guess you get what you pay for, right?

Mondo.

[Caribe]

So kept watching this ad on BP.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...ssage/60735356

Finally gave in and went, super busy strip mall, 7-11, Domnio's, tatoo parlor and this shit hole.

Went in and was immediately greeted by this old hunchback, smashed tooth, bag lady, just hideous. Asked if there's anyone else and she grabs my arm and tries to pull me into the back room. Wiggled free and high tailed it out of there. Thank god it was dark, any brighter and I would needed to get new eyes to replace what I just saw.

Totally killed the mood, I just want to go home shower and sleep!!

Haha! Another example of a BP ad promising paradise but actually offering Quasimodo providers. The ad even says there is a happy ending! Imagine Quasimodo giving you the handy instead of the girl in the ad pic.

[Maxen]

So kept watching this ad on BP.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...ssage/60735356

Finally gave in and went, super busy strip mall, 7-11, Domnio's, tatoo parlor and this shit hole.

Went in and was immediately greeted by this old hunchback, smashed tooth, bag lady, just hideous. Asked if there's anyone else and she grabs my arm and tries to pull me into the back room. Wiggled free and high tailed it out of there. Thank god it was dark, any brighter and I would needed to get new eyes to replace what I just saw.

Totally killed the mood, I just want to go home shower and sleep!!

[Mondo72]

Susan and Ellie from ACE are back at 123.

Hey MikeF,

Thanks for posting, only complain is the line will be going back to Garvey and around the corner now, LOL.

Mondo.