Massage Parlor Reports

[Ron Donald]

No first hand intel for you, but based on my experience over the years? You'd *think* an advertiser who puts "unusually" high rates upfront would be offering more (and most often they are), but in my experience it's actually a double-down: not only are they charging more up front, but they tend to be upsellers to the T. They're offering more, but it will be more. And not just a little.

It's like there's a parabolic curve. Below a certain point you REALLY get what you pay for in the shitty sense. In the sweet spot you get a reasonable flat rate with the standard ending with a standard tip, maybe a wider menu for a better tip. And then past that on the high end it's just complete and total money-grabbing craziness.

In all things moderation they say. In my experience, your best experience is also going to be in that sweet spot.

Any intel on this one?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...60min/15065341

Price is high for therapeutic-only.

[Gruglok]

I would have to agree.

Deziah, although in the upper quartile body rub girls in the looks department, is pretty pricey for the offering. When I first went I made the mistake of assuming that the 120 flat rate for the hh was a nude rub. But nope, she wore lingerie. I'll stick to Jackie, Lilyana etc when I'm on that side of town for the much better priced NUDE rub.

Seems like alot of providers are charging tourist prices.

Is Jackie offering FS yet? That body was bangin', but I wanted more than a HJ.

[Sethd]

Tried an AMP for the first time after striking out with contacting SPs and was in the attractions area. Decided to give it the plunge. As many others noted, it is in a busy strip mall right next to a Restaurant. Walked in and was in a small empty lobby. Rang the doorbell. Looked like a legit spa with some licenses hanging on the wall and serene music playing. I was getting ready to walk at about 2 min in with no response. At that moment, an Asian girl in a robe opened the door and asked me "massage"? I said yes and she led me inside the hallway to a room. She was thin and attractive. Probably late 20's or early 30's. When in the room, she asked me if I wanted a hh. I said yes and she said $60. Gave a decent massage and on the flip she quietly asked me what I wanted. I suggested a BJ and she quoted me the price. It was an additional $120. That is very high when you factor in the house fee, but I wasn't bold enough to negotiate on my first go. I took her up on it. It was a good service with some nice BLS and CBJ. Normally I don't like covered, but it was pretty good. Afterwards, she cleaned me up and led me out. Not a bad experience. But can do a lot more for the $$ at a non-AMP. Will repeat in a bind and maybe will try CB one of these days since they get really good reviews.

[ShadowMover]

Hey guys.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11169389

Anyone? Never seen a review? Have been watching a while.

She is cool can be kinda mechanical but is ok.

[Chris407]

I would have to agree.

Deziah, although in the upper quartile body rub girls in the looks department, is pretty pricey for the offering. When I first went I made the mistake of assuming that the 120 flat rate for the hh was a nude rub. But nope, she wore lingerie. I'll stick to Jackie, Lilyana etc when I'm on that side of town for the much better priced NUDE rub.

Seems like alot of providers are charging tourist prices.

Appropriate to the AMP pricing discussion below, a belated report on Deziah reveals the same issue. She works along with at least one other girl (Selena. Not THE Luxsa Selena) near the corner of Holden and 436. I actually tried the other girl once, but when the reality didn't come close to matching the photos I declined.

Deziah is very appealing, much smaller than I thought, and slimmer. Some of her photos make her look a bit larger. She is very sensual and I enjoyed the experience very much, however.

Base price was 150, but full nude was another 60, and B2 B was 60 more, etc. Etc. I didn't take her up on that obviously. The short of it is, I would have ended up with about a 250 bill for a simple body glide. Not in this lifetime. Now what I don't understand (because I'm not in the business) is whether or not that business model works. As sexy as I found her and as much as I would enjoy her, I'll simply never go back at that price. It's silly. There are too many alternatives around to justify that expense.

So I agree with those below that patience and self control is merited. I'm more than happy to put my cash back in my pocket and spend it on someone else. I personally think these girls are being penny-wise and pound-foolish. Why would drive away someone (like me) who would be a contented Deziah regular at, say, $150, for a one time shot at getting $250. Maybe two years from now, she'll be the one proven correct and she'll be retired, living on her own island. Time will tell. But from my point of view, accepting price inflation is not a good practice for mongers. My two cents.

Christian.

[WalSTreet]

Hey guys.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11169389

Anyone? Never seen a review? Have been watching a while.

[SanFordBB]

Hadn't been for a while so stopped by and got Hanna. Very good massage and hit all the right spots. HJ skills are top notch and the best around IMHO. Wish extras were available. Attitude and looks were great. Will be repeating from time to time.

[BullsFan2456]

Any info?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-nude/15065403

[BullsFan2456]

Any intel on this one?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...60min/15065341

Price is high for therapeutic-only.

[Taster6969]

Which place on Fairbanks?

Off of 17/92 on Fairbanks. Not sure of address maybe west 801.

[Member #6038]

Another great visit with Mary at OS&M. Even though roaming is tantalizingly limited and the menu is strictly basic, the already amazing massage gets better every time. Surprised her with a little lfk and, to my surprise, she was responsive and went into overdrive on the finish. Felt like working game on a teasing third date playing hard to get and getting just a liiiiiittle further. Of course, YMMV, as I've seen her over 10 times now yet I haven't tested the boundaries too far. That's what CB s for. If you want a killer massage and the possibility of more, give this place a shot. As always, pm for details.

Great massage true but the age issue isn't something I could get past!

Everybody has a different perspective with respect to what works for them so I'm glad for you.

Don't be surprised if this reporting shuts your fun down. What you are experiencing is out of the norm for that place.

[Barolo]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

I never will pay this kind of money. If I am going to pay $$, I am hiring a FS provider for an hour. I have had to many woman answer my ad on CL for bodyrubs and end up paying 150 for 90 mins FS. Yes hot women!.

[Barolo]

Wanted to give this new place a try and $40 for half hour seemed reasonable. Had two girls sitting in front waiting area. Both average but skinny. Picked one and was escorted to the room. Massage was ok and as far as roaming. NO CHANCE. Every time I tried to touch her ass or boobs she said no and moved away. Tried again on the flip but same result. After the half hour was up she left room right away and waited for me in the front. What a waste of time. Left no tip. If looking only for massage then this place may be ok otherwise pass on this place and save your money. Two Thumbs Down.

Which place on Fairbanks?

[C Fombarlet]

Appropriate to the AMP pricing discussion below, a belated report on Deziah reveals the same issue. She works along with at least one other girl (Selena. Not THE Luxsa Selena) near the corner of Holden and 436. I actually tried the other girl once, but when the reality didn't come close to matching the photos I declined.

Deziah is very appealing, much smaller than I thought, and slimmer. Some of her photos make her look a bit larger. She is very sensual and I enjoyed the experience very much, however.

Base price was 150, but full nude was another 60, and B2 B was 60 more, etc. Etc. I didn't take her up on that obviously. The short of it is, I would have ended up with about a 250 bill for a simple body glide. Not in this lifetime. Now what I don't understand (because I'm not in the business) is whether or not that business model works. As sexy as I found her and as much as I would enjoy her, I'll simply never go back at that price. It's silly. There are too many alternatives around to justify that expense.

So I agree with those below that patience and self control is merited. I'm more than happy to put my cash back in my pocket and spend it on someone else. I personally think these girls are being penny-wise and pound-foolish. Why would drive away someone (like me) who would be a contented Deziah regular at, say, $150, for a one time shot at getting $250. Maybe two years from now, she'll be the one proven correct and she'll be retired, living on her own island. Time will tell. But from my point of view, accepting price inflation is not a good practice for mongers. My two cents.

Christian.

[Taster6969]

Wanted to give this new place a try and $40 for half hour seemed reasonable. Had two girls sitting in front waiting area. Both average but skinny. Picked one and was escorted to the room. Massage was ok and as far as roaming. NO CHANCE. Every time I tried to touch her ass or boobs she said no and moved away. Tried again on the flip but same result. After the half hour was up she left room right away and waited for me in the front. What a waste of time. Left no tip. If looking only for massage then this place may be ok otherwise pass on this place and save your money. Two Thumbs Down.