USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Carib2]

I want to try to focus my reviews in on aspects of my dreams that aren't already covered very well in other reviews. Marina is a very well-reviewed lady. It just takes a quick search to see what she can offer and how others felt about their dreams with Marina. That was about all it took to hook me. My dream with Marina wouldn't be complete without telling the story behind the dream because the dream almost fizzled before it started. Given I have precious little time for fun activities when I'm traveling, I like to try to make arrangements in advance. Marina was actually one of the first people to reach out to me when I began posting on the Orlando boards. She and I continued our conversations via text from there. I actually felt like I already knew her pretty well by the time the big day arrived just from our on-going conversations. This is where the fun begins. We had planned an early afternoon festivity. However, there was some mix up in communication between Marina and I. She was planning a trip to the spacecoast and thought I was planning to see her there. However, I was going to be in Orlando. It wasn't until a couple of hours before the appointed time that we realized the folly in our plans. However, she had not left for her trip yet and agreed to delay her start just a little to be able to meet me. This is where I get to the point of this rambling. She didn't have to delay her trip for me. I wouldn't have thought any less of her. I understand things happen, but she wanted to be able to accommodate me. She is such a sweetheart. All the details are covered well in other reviews. Her massage is actually quite good. You can tell she has a genuine desire to please. I have seen some other reviews refer to her chattiness. While she is very chatty, I found it very soothing. I absolutely love her accent and could just listen to her talk and call me "baby" endlessly. The other thing I loved about Marina is her smile and warm eyes. One tip though. She is very ticklish on her neck and doesn't like to be kissed or nibbled on that area. No worries though she has so many more beautiful areas to focus your attentions on her voluptuous body. Alas, attempting to be the respectful gentleman I strive to be and knowing she had a trip she had already put on hold for me, I woke from my dream with time on the clock, kissed her good-bye and departed to try to get her on her way. Being the big dufus that I am though, those plans back-fired on me as I left my watch at her place. As usual she was the continuing gracious hostess and not only let me know I had left it, but waited for me to return to retrieve it. Will I repeat. Absolutely yes! And I highly recommend you guys see Marina as well if you haven't already. Any questions, PM me and I'll be glad to talk Marina up some more. Thank you Marina for a wonderful dream!

[Carib2]

Was in Orlando for a few days this week on business, but had a little time to try to take in some sights and enjoy myself. I first want to give a big thank you to Paige. When I first came onto this board several weeks back, she was the first to reach out to me to offer me a warm welcome to the beautiful city. Although I didn't get a chance to see Paige on this trip, her reviews speak for themselves and I still hope to do so on a future trip. You all are very fortunate to have so many quality ladies here, it's hard to pick and chose when you have a limited amount of time! However, it's easy to see why Paige is called the "sweetstuff". Just from the few communications we've had it's easy to see she has a delightful personality as well as being very talented in other areas as well.

On this trip, I did have an amazing time thanks to two very special ladies that I was fortunate to be able to share a little dream with. Marina and Dahlia are both amazing in their own respects. They both deserve their own accolades that I will do my best to try to deliver in a separate review for each of these special ladies.

On another note, I reached out to you guys for some guidance a few weeks back to get a better feel for the Orlando scene. Many of you guys responded with your own tips and suggestions. I am very appreciative of you all for this. However, I wanted to thank a couple of you guys for going above and beyond. You know who you are. I wouldn't want your cred to take a hit by publicly letting the rest of the class know that you were nice to the new guy in town, but seriously, thanks guys. Your insights, suggestions, and general willingness to entertain my questions (no matter how lame they were) were invaluable.

You all are very fortunate here in Orlando. It seems there is an abundance of really high quality ladies in the area. Thanks largely to the effort you guys put forth in your reviews sharing this information and how organized the USA boards and ads are presented here, it has made it much easier for someone new to the area like myself to focus in on the ladies I'the really like to see. I can tell you it's not like that everywhere. In Atlanta for instance, it's much more difficult to weed through the advertisers and the boards to yield the same results. The USA boards for Atlanta are virtually non-existent. That's primarily why I don't really partake in the hobby often from my home base. I'm envious of you guys that live here and get to enjoy this playground year-round. Ramblings concluded.

[Brandi21]

Sorry guys, but I can't enjoy in the rest of your enthusiasm. Test date with this young blonde spinner today. I will say she was very very easy to schedule with and pleasant and communications as well as prompt. We made an appointment and in fairness to her I had to reschedule. She is located in a low in the budget motel. Not the scariest place I have gone to but not likely one I would normally stay at either. I parked a few blocks away.

Here's where things fell apart. First she asked to see the donation. Then she told me she had to check with her "sister" to verify the amount. She wasn't even sure what she should be charging. Had two trusted members in this forum not out for her I would have already bolted. Then she asked me what I wanted to do. Again another red flag. She was already half naked so I figured things were okay. We started to make some moves when she informed me that she does not kiss. Things deteriorated further. Let's just say she is not GFE buy any definition of that acronym. She is a major league clock watcher, saw her check at least three times and on one occasion reminded me how much time was left.

As a result I just could not perform. That almost never happens to me! I left without what I usually expect to happen. As I exited her room she said "I hope this does not get me a bad review".

Therefore, I post in this forum, not negative reviews.

Thank You very much for visiting me today. I'm very sorry you did not feel satisfied with your visit. I am not GFE and have never said I was. I would like all my new clients to be satisfied. I would like to offer you a completely free make up session for any inconvenience. I am non GFE and that for now will not change. You were very respectful and a gentlemen and I appreciate that. I am available anytime for your free make up session if you so chose. Thanks.

[Mosin Nagant]

Sorry guys, but I can't enjoy in the rest of your enthusiasm. Test date with this young blonde spinner today. I will say she was very very easy to schedule with and pleasant and communications as well as prompt. We made an appointment and in fairness to her I had to reschedule. She is located in a low in the budget motel. Not the scariest place I have gone to but not likely one I would normally stay at either. I parked a few blocks away.

Here's where things fell apart. First she asked to see the donation. Then she told me she had to check with her "sister" to verify the amount. She wasn't even sure what she should be charging. Had two trusted members in this forum not out for her I would have already bolted. Then she asked me what I wanted to do. Again another red flag. She was already half naked so I figured things were okay. We started to make some moves when she informed me that she does not kiss. Things deteriorated further. Let's just say she is not GFE buy any definition of that acronym. She is a major league clock watcher, saw her check at least three times and on one occasion reminded me how much time was left.

As a result I just could not perform. That almost never happens to me! I left without what I usually expect to happen. As I exited her room she said "I hope this does not get me a bad review".

Therefore, I post in this forum, not negative reviews.

[Fllooking69]

I would say it's not just PM's that providers are horrible at responding to as many are just as bad with texts and or calls. It's the reason many struggle for regulars and have to post day in and day out on the classifieds and or BP. Doesn't matter how good you are as provider as there are so many choices to hold out on the flakes.

I just think some of these ladies are just not very good at following through on PMs that are sent to them. I won't name any but I like to PM first as well and even as a SM I find more than half the time I never get a reply back. So I simply call or text them to try to make an appointment when I'm in town and sometimes that doesn't work either. The last time I was in town I was fortunate that one of our very well respected ladies from south Florida was in the area and we had a great time! All I can say is be persistent because there are way more gents in O'town in need than there are ladies to go around.

[Alligator19]

Had an interesting few days in the Orlando hobby world, concluding with a wonderful session with Avalon. On Monday, I spent the morning chatting with Anastasia. Her rates have certainly climbed since she "does porn now. " Based on the reviews of some trusted members, I figured it would be worth a go. We had scheduled a meet at 4:00. As I arrived at the spot, she sent a note that said she wouldn't be there until after 6:00. She asked if I would wait around. I responded that I would not, more than a little frustrated. I did feel bad for her, as she said her tardiness was probably going to cost her a couple appointments now. That said, I wasn't going to be waiting on her.

What do you do when you strike out with someone new? Well, you call a trusted provider to take care of you, that's what you do. An easy exchange with your favorite voluptuous brunette and all was good to go for a brief but necessary visit. Tuesday afternoon, I was hiking in the Avalon Mountains as she worked out all of the kinks this tired hiker possessed. Another exceptional experience from a super professional, smoking hot woman. I know her screening process is stricter than most. I can attest that making her feel comfortable pays all sorts of dividends.

[Gruglok]

I just think some of these ladies are just not very good at following through on PMs that are sent to them. I won't name any but I like to PM first as well and even as a SM I find more than half the time I never get a reply back. So I simply call or text them to try to make an appointment when I'm in town and sometimes that doesn't work

It's not just you, I was actually emailed back by a USA provider that I contacted through Backpage regarding my name here as a reference "oh that site, yeah it's such a pain to log in". But she has ads up in the classifieds LOL. Fuck it, the difficulty of actually meeting some of these ladies is great for my wallet.

[Otown Jbird]

Saw Erica Caramel the other day, qv price is decent, and gets the job done. However she's just not my speed, and pics are deceiving.

Not located in a ideal location and has creepy neighbors. Seemed like a sweet girl and I wish her no ill, but I will not be repeating.

Be safe.

OTJB.

[NaughtyBoy1]

You posted that you saw Kelly21. Wouldn't she act as a reference? Something doesn't make sense here.

Some providers may not partake in providing references. In other words Ashleygfe may not entertain Kelly's referral and vice versa. Its better to ask which provider is ok for her as referral. For example if you take the sexy queen dhalia's service, she doesn't consider if you pick any BP provider and say that you have a referral. She has few providers in her mind and gives ok signal if you meet any one of them.

No idea why ashleygfe is so particular about references. I saw her ad on BP and these BP girls don't ask for referral unless you screwed up your chat with her or she might be trying to ignore.

Just my 2 cents.

NB1.

[JackMeOfff]

You posted that you saw Kelly21. Wouldn't she act as a reference? Something doesn't make sense here.

I was told that Kelly was not a viable reference.

[Mosin Nagant]

I'm having a busy week meeting the ladies of usasg. I tried dreaming with ashley GFE but I have no references or senior membership and I was turned down for a dream. I'm almost 56 year-olds and white with all my teeth. How can an old guy like me build a references? Please help.

You posted that you saw Kelly21. Wouldn't she act as a reference? Something doesn't make sense here.

[TRowePrice]

I'm having a busy week meeting the ladies of usasg. I tried dreaming with ashley GFE but I have no references or senior membership and I was turned down for a dream. I'm almost 56 year-olds and white with all my teeth. How can an old guy like me build a references? Please help.

See another girl who is listed here. Start with an appetizer and work your way to a main entree.

I've been known to do this, space it out and let junior recharge.

[Hawkeye49]

I have been trying to contact several providers several times on USA adult classifieds and nobody answers. Is there some hint to contact these ladies. Any help would be appreciated.

Check the settings on your phone or service you use. Some phones will block the number you're calling from. All providers won't even answer blocked or unlisted numbers. Make sure you follow the directions some will prefer you call them versus some that would like to text. Some will hang up on you if you are vulgar on the line, also if you call a provider that has list and prices of services listed on their ad please don't mention pricing be professional and get to the point. If you do ask a question this is the time where metaphors come in to place use them. You can see its pendulum don't break the flow otherwise they won't offer any services.

I just think some of these ladies are just not very good at following through on PMs that are sent to them. I won't name any but I like to PM first as well and even as a SM I find more than half the time I never get a reply back. So I simply call or text them to try to make an appointment when I'm in town and sometimes that doesn't work either. The last time I was in town I was fortunate that one of our very well respected ladies from south Florida was in the area and we had a great time! All I can say is be persistent because there are way more gents in O'town in need than there are ladies to go around.

[ChefInAter]

New member here. Sent Kelly a text to see if she was available and she said yes. Got address to a nice east side hotel and was greeted by a hot blonde. She almost gave me heart attack with her energy and skills. Good tight figure and I will repeat.

Looks like you've got your self a reference. You may have to choose a few good referenced BP girls and build something.

86 chef.

[JackMeOfff]

I'm having a busy week meeting the ladies of usasg. I tried dreaming with ashley GFE but I have no references or senior membership and I was turned down for a dream. I'm almost 56 year-olds and white with all my teeth. How can an old guy like me build a references? Please help.