Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6038]

Another great visit with Mary at OS&M. Even though roaming is tantalizingly limited and the menu is strictly basic, the already amazing massage gets better every time. Surprised her with a little lfk and, to my surprise, she was responsive and went into overdrive on the finish. Felt like working game on a teasing third date playing hard to get and getting just a liiiiiittle further. Of course, YMMV, as I've seen her over 10 times now yet I haven't tested the boundaries too far. That's what CB s for. If you want a killer massage and the possibility of more, give this place a shot. As always, pm for details.

Great massage true but the age issue isn't something I could get past!

Everybody has a different perspective with respect to what works for them so I'm glad for you.

Don't be surprised if this reporting shuts your fun down. What you are experiencing is out of the norm for that place.

[Barolo]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

I never will pay this kind of money. If I am going to pay $$, I am hiring a FS provider for an hour. I have had to many woman answer my ad on CL for bodyrubs and end up paying 150 for 90 mins FS. Yes hot women!.

[Barolo]

Wanted to give this new place a try and $40 for half hour seemed reasonable. Had two girls sitting in front waiting area. Both average but skinny. Picked one and was escorted to the room. Massage was ok and as far as roaming. NO CHANCE. Every time I tried to touch her ass or boobs she said no and moved away. Tried again on the flip but same result. After the half hour was up she left room right away and waited for me in the front. What a waste of time. Left no tip. If looking only for massage then this place may be ok otherwise pass on this place and save your money. Two Thumbs Down.

Which place on Fairbanks?

[C Fombarlet]

Appropriate to the AMP pricing discussion below, a belated report on Deziah reveals the same issue. She works along with at least one other girl (Selena. Not THE Luxsa Selena) near the corner of Holden and 436. I actually tried the other girl once, but when the reality didn't come close to matching the photos I declined.

Deziah is very appealing, much smaller than I thought, and slimmer. Some of her photos make her look a bit larger. She is very sensual and I enjoyed the experience very much, however.

Base price was 150, but full nude was another 60, and B2 B was 60 more, etc. Etc. I didn't take her up on that obviously. The short of it is, I would have ended up with about a 250 bill for a simple body glide. Not in this lifetime. Now what I don't understand (because I'm not in the business) is whether or not that business model works. As sexy as I found her and as much as I would enjoy her, I'll simply never go back at that price. It's silly. There are too many alternatives around to justify that expense.

So I agree with those below that patience and self control is merited. I'm more than happy to put my cash back in my pocket and spend it on someone else. I personally think these girls are being penny-wise and pound-foolish. Why would drive away someone (like me) who would be a contented Deziah regular at, say, $150, for a one time shot at getting $250. Maybe two years from now, she'll be the one proven correct and she'll be retired, living on her own island. Time will tell. But from my point of view, accepting price inflation is not a good practice for mongers. My two cents.

Christian.

[Taster6969]

Wanted to give this new place a try and $40 for half hour seemed reasonable. Had two girls sitting in front waiting area. Both average but skinny. Picked one and was escorted to the room. Massage was ok and as far as roaming. NO CHANCE. Every time I tried to touch her ass or boobs she said no and moved away. Tried again on the flip but same result. After the half hour was up she left room right away and waited for me in the front. What a waste of time. Left no tip. If looking only for massage then this place may be ok otherwise pass on this place and save your money. Two Thumbs Down.

[Mclovin407]

See my review. I Said the same thing. Host was rude.

Went there on the advice of many on this board (I live in Jax). And. It didn't go as planned.

I came in and I guess the place was packed; waited in a room for 15 minutes. The host was a bit rude but whatever.

Attendant comes in and she is a strong 7. Better than anything in Jax but not Tampa. Anyways, says only offering 30 minutes since they are slammed. I actually only had a card and there was no ATM there so I said I would be back. But didn't. Too hectic for me to feel at ease. Was going to be a quickie and there was noise in other rooms. Not my thing.

[XRaySpex]

Another great visit with Mary at OS&M. Even though roaming is tantalizingly limited and the menu is strictly basic, the already amazing massage gets better every time. Surprised her with a little lfk and, to my surprise, she was responsive and went into overdrive on the finish. Felt like working game on a teasing third date playing hard to get and getting just a liiiiiittle further. Of course, YMMV, as I've seen her over 10 times now yet I haven't tested the boundaries too far. That's what CB s for. If you want a killer massage and the possibility of more, give this place a shot. As always, pm for details.

[XRaySpex]

Another great visit with Mary at OS&M. Even though roaming is tantalizingly limited and the menu is strictly basic, the already amazing massage gets better every time. Surprised her with a little lfk and, to my surprise, she was responsive. Felt like working game on a teasing third date playing hard to get. Of course, YMMV, as I've seen her over 10 times now yet I haven't tested the boundaries too far. That's what CB s for. If you want a killer massage and the possibility of more, give this place a shot. As always, pm for details.

[OriginalSin]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

Well said brother! This applies to both AMP's and escorts! I've been preaching this for a LONG time! The person with the money calls the shots!

[Gruglok]

House fee got nothing to do with tipping, $. 4 is for a HJ but an average mid 40 provider. If you want everything and for that kind of quality you should expect to pay over a ondo.

House fee has everything to do with it. Pussy isn't that important to me, it's a hobby I enjoy, I also have other hobbies that I prefer to fund over literally blowing it away in 30 minutes. If you enjoy paying a typical central florida's weekly salary to get yanked off for a few minutes then by all means, enjoy on my behalf.

On a side note, after sampling other service providers in Orlando, I've decided to no longer part take in anymore services at Harold Spa. No new ladies, no increase in services provided, but still expecting the standard tip. Crossed off the list.

Looking to meet Tori next, she looks fun.

[NoDice]

Already started.

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

[YippieKiyayMf]

Hey guys,

This is my first post. Been lurking for some time. I was wondering what CB is? Can someone reply or pm me, it's got me curious. Thanks.

[NaughtyBoy1]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

I am with you 100% my friend. I have been to CB, Luxsa and other AMPs. These providers simply ask sky high prices. No idea how they are keeping up their business. Hats off KB, Will take few words from your post.

NB1.

[LordNikon]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

There way too many out there that offer FS too much that we have stop the demand they are going to be desperate and decide to take our offer at a lower price. I deal with a lot people and negotiate. One thing I have learned prepare to walk away. Some will stop you and beg with a another offer. There women think its a game witch it is. Most men out there are too busy trying to score pussy instead of a massage. I know some of these fine ass women out there can give a good massage they don't bc they know some of us want that FS. Here is my two cents. I walk in with expectation I'm going either get a shitty massage or a really good one. Everything that happens after that is a bonus but I'm willing to walk away at that point bc I got the massage I wanted. So the moral of the store what KatanaBlade mention is walk away if the price is not right to you. After all they take a cut what the house makes otherwise we would not see so many AMP's out there.

[KalaFina]

You sound like a revolutionary monger leader who is brewing a revolution against AMPs, I love it and as you suggest I think we should do that but 90 days is a bit too much 60 should be enough though as you say it is very difficult when they have their hands on you and specially if she is stunning. / clap.

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?