Massage Parlor Reports

**OrdinaryJo** · 02-18-16 11:51

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.

I saw her in a little apartment on the west side maybe 18 months ago. Dirty apartment, kept her eyes on the TV, apartment was very drafty and there were kids hidden in there. One popped out as we were working on the ending. Definitely not recommended.

I too am surprised she still advertises. I guess there is a lot of "dumb money" running around.

O-Jo.

**NoseJelly** · 02-18-16 01:30

Originally Posted by MrWise [View Original Post]

Saw Layla today and boy it was everything I needed! Great conversation and an awesome touch! I really enjoyed seeing her! She smelled and looked really good and was worth the time if I say so myself. Massage was average. HE was excellent she knows how to get the job done. I was allowed to touch a little. Very nice boobs and very playful. I will return.

Mind telling us the total cost?

2 guys raving about Layla but not mentioning the costs!

**MrWise** · 02-17-16 19:34

Saw Layla today and boy it was everything I needed! Great conversation and an awesome touch! I really enjoyed seeing her! She smelled and looked really good and was worth the time if I say so myself. Massage was average. HE was excellent she knows how to get the job done. I was allowed to touch a little. Very nice boobs and very playful. I will return.

**TRobber11** · 02-17-16 18:51

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.

Thanks for the heads up. I will avoid although I like a nice marshmallow.

**TRobber11** · 02-17-16 18:50

Originally Posted by GrDowntown [View Original Post]

I know spa 37 closed down, and she had issues with LE in December as the previous post mentioned, but any word if she is working elsewhere? I haven't seen any posts with her whereabouts. True she has gps, but damn she was hot and gave a good massage. Thanks.

She told me she owned the place in Sparta, then I saw pic of her on Kent County hotel website for non hobby related issue.

**Member #5019** · 02-17-16 17:49

Stopped in for a massage today at east west and did an hour massage with Layla. She's upscale but knows exactly how to leave you replenished and fully satisfied. The massage was okay, but the flip was even better. She seemed to be pretty shy, didn't talk much but her touch itself was amazing. Big boobs, nice butt, and allows some roaming. I plan to see her again.

**Tarotjd** · 02-16-16 22:31

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.

I saw her too. Nice enough. She did do extras more than HE so might be worth your while. Pics are definitely her.

**Member #5595** · 02-16-16 21:24

I know spa 37 closed down, and she had issues with LE in December as the previous post mentioned, but any word if she is working elsewhere? I haven't seen any posts with her whereabouts. True she has gps, but damn she was hot and gave a good massage. Thanks.

**HarryHood** · 02-16-16 20:35

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.

I concur, Anna is not worth your time or money. Not a very good massage; not even sure how she can charge for such a thing because her massage skills are nada. Overweight girl, messy place. Finished Russian once, but it wasn't enough to get me to go back. I remember she had me clean myself off with some (probably dirty) shirt from off the floor.

**Mr Cruzer** · 02-16-16 01:00

Originally Posted by TRobber11 [View Original Post]

Searched, but no Annas other than old Anna / Amanda at Mystic or M37. Who was at KC hotel website in December.

Anyone have any info on these funbags? Face pic on the terapeutic side. Cans pics on the BP bodyrubs.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-anna/23359565

Thanks.

Saw her about a year ago. Mostly negatives to report: run down area, house a pig sty, tiny room cluttered with laundry hanging all over, wet lalundry laying on beat up, torn massage table; she never took her eyes off the tv the whole time, even thru the commercials. As her pics indicate, overweight, with big ol titties that are as soft and mushy as marshmellows. (Attempted) big upsell on the topless and HE part. She did some teasing, even though her head was swiveled half way around to watch her soap opera. OK on the HE, but somewhat mechanical and unenthusiastic. One and done for me with her.

She has been posting for quite some time; I'm surprised there's so few reviews on her.

**TRobber11** · 02-15-16 09:51

Searched, but no Annas other than old Anna / Amanda at Mystic or M37. Who was at KC hotel website in December.

Anyone have any info on these funbags? Face pic on the terapeutic side. Cans pics on the BP bodyrubs.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-anna/23359565

Thanks.

**NoseJelly** · 02-13-16 10:53

Yawn. Nothing to see here people! Move along.

**Benz1** · 02-11-16 18:14

Stopped by Serenity for a massage just before closing last night, didn't see or hear any drama.

Rumors come and go about all the MP's, I think they are usually started by ex employees that have an axe to grind.

**NastyNatalie** · 02-10-16 20:37

I've heard there is a big drama going on with serenity massage at the moment. So if your experiences are negative or you hear a lot of complaints, its business as usual. The "new girl" caused a lot of problems resulting in a police call, so thiugh she is fired, other girls may be on edge.

Happy hobbying.

**Sbff1** · 02-09-16 19:54

Originally Posted by ILoveUtr [View Original Post]

Haha LOL. Yeah, I just read it again. What you said sounds right. If that's the case, I am not sad. But will a provider cry if her customer won't finish?

Haha.

Prolly not. But I definitely would like to meet the girl that cares that much about me being satisfied. LOL.