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[BossHawg]

Ok, so be straight up. What did the damage from all of the penalties plus the original agreed upon amount add up to? You must have at some point asked her WTF she was talking about, right? Does she rock those freckles? So, breast play, DATY and mish?

I took the penalty to get the shirt off and the bra off. After that, I was all out of penalty patience. What started as 100 pages ended as 140 pages. That includes the removal of the shirt and bra and the main course. That's all brother, no more no less.

[JohnGrow]

Just be straight up. When you get an amount only to have someone slyly move the goalposts right at the moment of realization, it feels like a bamboozle / hustle even if it is not.

Ok, so be straight up. What did the damage from all of the penalties plus the original agreed upon amount add up to? You must have at some point asked her WTF she was talking about, right? Does she rock those freckles? So, breast play, DATY and mish?

[JohnGrow]

If I am reading this right, there really was no "penalty" of any kind, like an upsell, correct? If that is the case, it sounds like she thinks she is being cute and playful, kind of like saying "oh you are being a bad man making me take off my bra. " Agree, like any comedian, a bad joke repeated over and over is just aggravating.

Trying to be cute and creative which leads only to WTF confusion but BH does let us know that Jazelle's pics are actually her, she's got a great bod and she's kind of legit.

[BossHawg]

She originally caught my eye when she was going by the name Sparkle. She's put on a little weight since then but still looks hot. I talked to her a few times but never was able to pull the trigger.

Just be straight up. When you get an amount only to have someone slyly move the goalposts right at the moment of realization, it feels like a bamboozle / hustle even if it is not.

[BossHawg]

If I am reading this right, there really was no "penalty" of any kind, like an upsell, correct? If that is the case, it sounds like she thinks she is being cute and playful, kind of like saying "oh you are being a bad man making me take off my bra. " Agree, like any comedian, a bad joke repeated over and over is just aggravating.

I tried really hard not to use the word "upsell / moving the goalposts," but that is what it was. In other words, you go there with one number in mind, a number derived from the source of the ad, and one assumption of bliss. But once you get to first base, the second base, third base and home plate have been upsold.

There was nothing funny about it. I can tolerate one upsell begrudgingly, but anymore than that and I am now frustrated.

[LynxGolf]

Her recent reviews finally convinced me to make a visit to midtown yesterday. All I can add is that everyone is 100% right on. She is friendly from the moment you meet til you walk out and wants to make sure you are comfortable, not to mention satisfied. I gladly add my stamp of approval to No1 DD and GAM64's. Check her out!!

Stay safe,

LG.

I also had a chance to see Ms Bee last week and everything said below is accurate. Great personality, great service and more than willing to please. Also located in an apartment in a safe area. Look forward to seeing her again very soon.

[Memdal]

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nique/14421896

I am sure that you all are familiar with my sensual escapades with my friends, people like the fabulous Ms. Honey that I wrote about a few days ago. She is a good, reliable friend.

Well this time, the person I am talking about is not a good friend, and the experience will illustrate why.

First off, this lady called Jazelle is a cute lady. She has a very sexy body, a very nice rump shaker, and some lovely caramel boobs that would prove to be a lot more difficult than I would ever imagine. She was also very nice, but here is where it became goofy.

I wrapped my arms around her to start the action. I asked her to take off her shirt. She looked at me said: "If I take off my shirt, I'm going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her shirt. I said take off your bra too. She replied with: "If I remove my bra, I am going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her bra. Then I tried to kiss her bare breasts. She stopped me and said: "If I let you suck my boobs, I am going to have to penalize you again. " I was like, WTF??

So I agreed and kissed her very exquisite boobs. As I moved down from her breasts headed below her navel, she stopped me yet again. And you guessed it, she said: "I am going to have to," and I was like, "yes I know, you're going to have to penalize me. "

We finally ended up becoming one, and I grinded myself deep inside her with devious desire of a very moist repetition and no more penalties.

She really is a nice lady, and she looks like her pics, but the penalties must go. Talk about a mood killer, will not return under such circumstances. There are too many penalties and not enough cooperation.

If I am reading this right, there really was no "penalty" of any kind, like an upsell, correct? If that is the case, it sounds like she thinks she is being cute and playful, kind of like saying "oh you are being a bad man making me take off my bra. " Agree, like any comedian, a bad joke repeated over and over is just aggravating.

[Big Boi Terry]

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nique/14421896

I am sure that you all are familiar with my sensual escapades with my friends, people like the fabulous Ms. Honey that I wrote about a few days ago. She is a good, reliable friend.

Well this time, the person I am talking about is not a good friend, and the experience will illustrate why.

First off, this lady called Jazelle is a cute lady. She has a very sexy body, a very nice rump shaker, and some lovely caramel boobs that would prove to be a lot more difficult than I would ever imagine. She was also very nice, but here is where it became goofy.

I wrapped my arms around her to start the action. I asked her to take off her shirt. She looked at me said: "If I take off my shirt, I'm going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her shirt. I said take off your bra too. She replied with: "If I remove my bra, I am going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her bra. Then I tried to kiss her bare breasts. She stopped me and said: "If I let you suck my boobs, I am going to have to penalize you again. " I was like, WTF??

So I agreed and kissed her very exquisite boobs. As I moved down from her breasts headed below her navel, she stopped me yet again. And you guessed it, she said: "I am going to have to," and I was like, "yes I know, you're going to have to penalize me. "

We finally ended up becoming one, and I grinded myself deep inside her with devious desire of a very moist repetition and no more penalties.

She really is a nice lady, and she looks like her pics, but the penalties must go. Talk about a mood killer, will not return under such circumstances. There are too many penalties and not enough cooperation.

She originally caught my eye when she was going by the name Sparkle. She's put on a little weight since then but still looks hot. I talked to her a few times but never was able to pull the trigger.

[BossHawg]

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nique/14421896

I am sure that you all are familiar with my sensual escapades with my friends, people like the fabulous Ms. Honey that I wrote about a few days ago. She is a good, reliable friend.

Well this time, the person I am talking about is not a good friend, and the experience will illustrate why.

First off, this lady called Jazelle is a cute lady. She has a very sexy body, a very nice rump shaker, and some lovely caramel boobs that would prove to be a lot more difficult than I would ever imagine. She was also very nice, but here is where it became goofy.

I wrapped my arms around her to start the action. I asked her to take off her shirt. She looked at me said: "If I take off my shirt, I'm going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her shirt. I said take off your bra too. She replied with: "If I remove my bra, I am going to have to penalize you. " I was like, what?

So I agreed and she removed her bra. Then I tried to kiss her bare breasts. She stopped me and said: "If I let you suck my boobs, I am going to have to penalize you again. " I was like, WTF??

So I agreed and kissed her very exquisite boobs. As I moved down from her breasts headed below her navel, she stopped me yet again. And you guessed it, she said: "I am going to have to," and I was like, "yes I know, you're going to have to penalize me. "

We finally ended up becoming one, and I grinded myself deep inside her with devious desire of a very moist repetition and no more penalties.

She really is a nice lady, and she looks like her pics, but the penalties must go. Talk about a mood killer, will not return under such circumstances. There are too many penalties and not enough cooperation.

[SpinkBoy]

Oh well can I begin, this it a 2 parter.

I had inquired about Aries recently and thanks to one of you, her number was shared with me, I contacted her but was unable to set a time.

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-baby/16276153

I will explain this one, she was on BP many months ago, I tried to go see her but then she left the state but while we were chatting she sent me her fb name.

She came back to memphis and I inquired about her again but after seeing some bad reviews I second guessed it, well, I still thought she was hot so on occasion I would creep her fb account and I am glad I did cause low and behold she had a new gf, Aries.

Holy cow, I know Aries won't let her f me over so I quickly texted Aries and set up a 3 sum. Now for the good part.

I get to the very view related notel and find 2 naked girls, one getting out and one getting into the shower, well me and Aries catch up while Bunni cleans up. Guys Aries looks AWESOME, has a butt and lost her gut and is as stunning as always, Bunni gets out, still naked, yummy 5'3"about 125. She sits back and listens to me and Aries before Aries has to go downstairs "didn't ask".

So while she is gone me and Bunni get to know each other, I couldn't help myself any longer and spread those legs and went to town on her bare kitty, she O'ed quickly and claims no one ever does daty with her. I had to do that again all while Aries comes back and joins the action. While I'm eating Bunni, Aries is BBBJ ing me. I paused and got up only to find out these 2 have not done anything with each other yet and to my and Aries surprise Bunni goes to town on her, oh yes what I came to see. I took advantage of this seen, covered and entered Bunni in k9,tight and wet. I O'ed when Aries did.

Completely satisfied and what I wanted with these 2.

Now Bunni is very apologetic to the few she screwed over, that bad element is out of her life now and claims to make it up to the ones she did it to. You will have to contact her about that, She is with Aries now and hopefully will continue to have good times, I know I did, and like HammerGuy said Aries is not looking for new clients only her regulars.

In ending I will say this, I plan to see them both again and again ED out.

Damn Duck toooo sweet! Sounds like one hell of a time.

Spink.

[CrAzYb]

Hey ya'll, have any of you seen Miss Victoria?

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-you/16272371

Is she clean? Safe? Worth it?

Any reviews would be appreciated.

[Memdal]

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-baby/16276153

I get to the very view related notel and find 2 naked girls, one getting out and one getting into the shower, well me and Aries catch up while Bunni cleans up. Guys Aries looks AWESOME, has a butt and lost her gut and is as stunning as always, Bunni gets out, still naked, yummy 5'3"about 125. She sits back and listens to me and Aries before Aries has to go downstairs "didn't ask".

So, this is in addition to Aries and her sister Chanel being discussed elsewhere on this site? http://escortads.xxx/901-318-6509/?pid=16261675.

[GetAtMe64]

I also had a chance to see Ms Bee last week and everything said below is accurate. Great personality, great service and more than willing to please. Also located in an apartment in a safe area. Look forward to seeing her again very soon.

Managed to fit in a dream of Ms Bee on a recent weekend afternoon. Incall was in a safe area near Overton Sq with plenty of parking available on the street. She met me at the door in shorts and a shirt showing off her ample (42 DD) bosom. After a quick hug and kiss, we were off to her IC room.

Things heated up pretty quickly and after an extended multi-position BBBJ, she relieved me of my first donation to the Throat Monster. WOW! Great skills, this gal knows how to deliver.

We laid around just talking about things for at least 20 min then I asked her to resume her oral ministrations. She had Jr. Hard in no time and after a couple of positions hitting that plump pussy of hers, I let the Throat Monster take care of my second load.

Very sweet lady. Super laid back. Wants you to take your time and enjoy yourself until you are completely satisfied. Very reasonable donation.

If you are looking for a 20 something Barbie type, keep looking. However, if you are looking for a gal that's not a clock watcher and delivers great service with a reasonable donation then give Ms Bee a try.

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-9699/15937242

DD.

P.S. : Still working on the Greek thing with her. Backdoor is super tight and no amount of coaxing on my part could get it open. Sure it will be fantastic if I can ever sneak in! LOL Oh well, practice makes perfect!

[EvilerDuckmann]

Oh well can I begin, this it a 2 parter.

I had inquired about Aries recently and thanks to one of you, her number was shared with me, I contacted her but was unable to set a time.

http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-baby/16276153

I will explain this one, she was on BP many months ago, I tried to go see her but then she left the state but while we were chatting she sent me her fb name.

She came back to memphis and I inquired about her again but after seeing some bad reviews I second guessed it, well, I still thought she was hot so on occasion I would creep her fb account and I am glad I did cause low and behold she had a new gf, Aries.

Holy cow, I know Aries won't let her f me over so I quickly texted Aries and set up a 3 sum. Now for the good part.

I get to the very view related notel and find 2 naked girls, one getting out and one getting into the shower, well me and Aries catch up while Bunni cleans up. Guys Aries looks AWESOME, has a butt and lost her gut and is as stunning as always, Bunni gets out, still naked, yummy 5'3"about 125. She sits back and listens to me and Aries before Aries has to go downstairs "didn't ask".

So while she is gone me and Bunni get to know each other, I couldn't help myself any longer and spread those legs and went to town on her bare kitty, she O'ed quickly and claims no one ever does daty with her. I had to do that again all while Aries comes back and joins the action. While I'm eating Bunni, Aries is BBBJ ing me. I paused and got up only to find out these 2 have not done anything with each other yet and to my and Aries surprise Bunni goes to town on her, oh yes what I came to see. I took advantage of this seen, covered and entered Bunni in k9,tight and wet. I O'ed when Aries did.

Completely satisfied and what I wanted with these 2.

Now Bunni is very apologetic to the few she screwed over, that bad element is out of her life now and claims to make it up to the ones she did it to. You will have to contact her about that, She is with Aries now and hopefully will continue to have good times, I know I did, and like HammerGuy said Aries is not looking for new clients only her regulars.

In ending I will say this, I plan to see them both again and again ED out.

[MemphisNicole9]

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