Massage Parlor Reports

[Sm202]

+1.

Everyone should read this post. Spot on.

Did the laugh / up & walk out at CB when faced with ridiculous tip demands. Hope others do the same. Vote with wallet!

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

[KatanaBlade]

My three cents on AMP pricing / tipping. Not sure if any of my fellow mongers play poker, but when I'm at the poker table, I love playing with people who have more money than sense. These players have voluntarily donated so much money to me over the years that they've paid for vacations, car notes, credit card bills, anniversary gifts, just to name a few. Why? Because they have more money than sense. Anytime I can take $60 to a cash game and leave with $733, it's a good night. So what does this have to do with the current topic of AMP tipping?

Well, some of us here in the AMP game also have more money than sense. Now I'm on record on this very board for saying I will never criticize a monger for how he decides to spend HIS money. But I have two important questions to ask. 1. Who determined what a "standard" tip for HE, CBJ, and FS was at a AMP? 2. Why can't these figures be "re-determined"? That's not a word, but I'm trying to bring home a point.

You see, in the poker game, many of the players that have sense and know how to play stand to benefit a lot from those who don't. Sure, those players with more money than sense occasionally get lucky, but for the most part, we benefit. But here in the AMP game, no one benefits from the mongers with more money than sense. They actually hurt the game. When I share with my friends the amounts of some of the tipping happening here on this board and others, they all get the wide-eyed look, and they almost always start making comparisons to the monger game overseas.

I understand this is America, but my fellow mongers, if we only knew the real power we hold with our mario coins. If we worked together, we could literally drive down the insane price of Asian p*ssy in the city of Orlando. We hold the power, not them. Think about it. How do you think these tipping rates are set? It doesn't matter what your financial situation looks like, who wouldn't want to get the same quality service for a cheaper price? That's business 101. Sometimes as mongers we like to forget this is business, we like to forget that we are paying for services, we want to think that the providers are "really into us" and that we are "exclusive" in some way, but no, this is business, and will always be business.

If for 90 days we all banded together and laughed anytime an AMP provider said $140 for FS, and continued laughing before getting up, getting dressed, and walking out to go home and spank our monkeys to Rachel Starr instead of forking over that much coinage, guess what would happen? Either they would leave, or they would be forced to take what we offered, which is a more acceptable rate. I feel a FS tip at an AMP should never enter triple digits, especially not after dropping $50-$80 to the house, I don't care how stunning the provider.

Not one monger's wallet should be $200 lighter after 30 minutes of time with an AMP provider. Are you serious? Come on my eskimo brothers. THINK! The more sense we use, the more cents we save. I like that, I think I'm going to coin that. Oh shit, another pun. I joke, but I'm also so serious. We could do this, but only if we band together. I'm not naive, I know it's hard when they've been teasing the berries and they grab the twig on the flip during negotiations. But something must be done. I've been thinking about visiting CB or Lussis in the near future, but there's no way in hell I'm dropping anywhere close to two benjamins on one visit. So I guess that means I won't be visiting. Or, we can take a stand now.

Who's with me?

[FlyHigher767]

That is your money for sure. Crazy money imo.

Enjoy.

Your economic comparisons are accurate but don't run those of his who choose to play at AMPs down. It's a free world and a tip of 100 to 160 is the going rate at an AMP. On the higher end for high quality therapists like Lussis has and on the lower end of the scale for the ladies at Flowers and SS.

AMPs push many of my buttons and I'm happy to pay the tab. I have no issue with those of you that hit the trail but that's a no fly zone for me on multiple levels. In my mind AMPs and the trail are apples and oranges so the financial comparison doesn't mean much.

Everyone is free to pursue the type of provider they want inclusive of pricing, level of service, quality of the provider and venue of service delivery. The variety of available options is what makes the hobby work for everyone.

[FlyHigher767]

Whew. That is crazy money. If you are right I will have to retire.

House fee got nothing to do with tipping, $. 4 is for a HJ but an average mid 40 provider. If you want everything and for that kind of quality you should expect to pay over a ondo.

[Postin]

I was in the Orlando area and decided to hit up Lavender for a quickie. Mamason Gray's me, takes my cover charge and sends me back to my room. After 10 minutes or so a young lady comes in and tells me she'll be back shortly. So I'm grabbing her ass while she's doing a pretty good job on my back and ass. All in all, she knows what I'm interested in by the time the flip comes and hands me my pants and wallet and asks how I want it. She points to her hand and then mouth. I voted mouth. She's says $. 60.

I figure I'm only in town once and decide to go for it. She grabs a sheet of Saran wrap and holds it over my Johnson and begins a surprisingly good job of giving me a BJ. I want going to pop with her doing that so eventually she pretends to be coming and uncovered my dick and the pits on a lotion and begins a slow methodical hand job.

As she starts getting me close I worked her pants and underwear down, revealing a nicely wet pussy. This did the trick and I popped all over her. We both laughed. Not sure what she said to mamsan but I'm pretty sure it was "Joe came in my hair!

After a nice table shower she intimated I should tip her. I told her'not for a buck sixty hand job. Maybe if you'd hopped on for a ride. She laughed and said she couldn't do that.

Oh well.

[Mojo9822]

So let me get the straight, after paying a house fee, possibly a customary tip, you feel that 140 is insulting? LOL.

Some of us don't enjoy giving away our money, paying more doesn't mean better quality. I prefer Lussis over CB any day of the week. But that but if I'm going to pay anywhere near what they want for extras there's WAY better to be had, for less. What is it with some of you guys? And I'm more of an AMP guy!? When I was quoted $190 at CB, LOL. Kind of like Jackie asking for $300! Or even some of the Luxa girls asking $300+ AFTER the house fee. Pshh.

House fee got nothing to do with tipping, $. 4 is for a HJ but an average mid 40 provider. If you want everything and for that kind of quality you should expect to pay over a ondo.

[BuffGuy111]

I'm just upset with the place where she moved to. I kept telling myself to pull the trigger, then she moved to a location that is just where I could get picked off. Too close to home and too many friends drive past the place. Definitely my loss.

Sucks to be you! Glad I do not have to worry about that.

BG111.

[PFish1]

Found myself in Kissimmee yesterday. That never happens. Chose be of A. The location and the exposed entrance did bother me because I wasn't worried about anyone seeing me. Above massage skills, UTR allowed. Left relaxed and exhausted. Standard rates. 8 + . 4. I will go back if I'm in the area again.

[PFish1]

I read such great reviews on Lily a dream of my on was a must. Texted her my appointment request and she responded immediately. All of her reviews are spot on. Pretty, perky titties with great nipples an awesome ass she is really built. We had nice conversation as she worked me over and I left very happy.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...aylah/14763343

Fisherman.

I'm just upset with the place where she moved to. I kept telling myself to pull the trigger, then she moved to a location that is just where I could get picked off. Too close to home and too many friends drive past the place. Definitely my loss.

[VManOrl01]

Not good experience at CB.

Was looking for hour (. 8), was told they are really busy (parking lot was empty) and that 30 min (. 5) was all they could do so she wouldn't have to leave early (huh?

'Kimmy' is attractive and friendly and provides a decent massage. Use of elbows is nice.

After 20 min, asked to flip and asked what else she can do.

Quoted $. 4 for everything, $. 2 for mouth, and $ to leave happy (with payment up front).

Seemed very high. These situations are a real putoff. Countered with. 8 for mouth. She kept doing a dumb giggle and 'settled' for. 8 or. 6 to leave happy (nude vs. Clothed).

Was over it; said 'no thank you' and got up; she kept doing the dumb giggle and stating that the price was the price. Responded again that it was too much and not interested. She reminded a few times that everyone charges the same rates.

Not interested in going back. Hope others have better experiences.

QUOTE=Michael782798874]Went there on the advice of many on this board (I live in Jax). And. It didn't go as planned.

I came in and I guess the place was packed; waited in a room for 15 minutes. The host was a bit rude but whatever.

Attendant comes in and she is a strong 7. Better than anything in Jax but not Tampa. Anyways, says only offering 30 minutes since they are slammed. I actually only had a card and there was no ATM there so I said I would be back. But didn't. Too hectic for me to feel at ease. Was going to be a quickie and there was noise in other rooms. Not my thing.

I was just at CB a couple days ago and got Kelly. She is brand new and actually I think that was her first day. My experience with her was quite different however. She was very friendly and there was never any kind of haggling at all over price. I didn't have much time that particular day so I only opted for a hhr and still had a very nice, relaxing time with her. She definitely loves what she does and is very good at it. CB has one hell of a selection right now and another new girl on the way tomorrow. Whoo Hoo!!

[Crazy Old]

Thank You Fisherman for the Glowing review, but you have one thing incorrect. I am not hiring any licensed therapist for this type of work. Please know I try and keep the two separate, so if you contact me through my ad it is strictly body rub only and only the girls listed are available for bodyrubs. Thanks so much.

Fisherman0317;2800005]I read such great reviews on Lily a dream of my on was a must. Texted her my appointment request and she responded immediately. All of her reviews are spot on. Pretty, perky titties with great nipples an awesome ass she is really built. We had nice conversation as she worked me over and I left very happy.

Her BP ad is a wealth of information and I took advantage of one of her specials. No upselling which is nice. She is currently interviewing for more LMT's so more options coming soon.

Fisherman.

Hi Lilly, I sent you a private massage via this site. Hope all is well.

[Sm202]

Not good experience at CB.

Was looking for hour (. 8), was told they are really busy (parking lot was empty) and that 30 min (. 5) was all they could do so she wouldn't have to leave early (huh?

'Kimmy' is attractive and friendly and provides a decent massage. Use of elbows is nice.

After 20 min, asked to flip and asked what else she can do.

Quoted $. 4 for everything, $. 2 for mouth, and $ to leave happy (with payment up front).

Seemed very high. These situations are a real putoff. Countered with. 8 for mouth. She kept doing a dumb giggle and 'settled' for. 8 or. 6 to leave happy (nude vs. Clothed).

Was over it; said 'no thank you' and got up; she kept doing the dumb giggle and stating that the price was the price. Responded again that it was too much and not interested. She reminded a few times that everyone charges the same rates.

Not interested in going back. Hope others have better experiences.

QUOTE=Michael782798874]Went there on the advice of many on this board (I live in Jax). And. It didn't go as planned.

I came in and I guess the place was packed; waited in a room for 15 minutes. The host was a bit rude but whatever.

Attendant comes in and she is a strong 7. Better than anything in Jax but not Tampa. Anyways, says only offering 30 minutes since they are slammed. I actually only had a card and there was no ATM there so I said I would be back. But didn't. Too hectic for me to feel at ease. Was going to be a quickie and there was noise in other rooms. Not my thing.

[HandzOfGold]

Thank You Fisherman for the Glowing review, but you have one thing incorrect. I am not hiring any licensed therapist for this type of work. Please know I try and keep the two separate, so if you contact me through my ad it is strictly body rub only and only the girls listed are available for bodyrubs. Thanks so much.

Fisherman0317;2800005]I read such great reviews on Lily a dream of my on was a must. Texted her my appointment request and she responded immediately. All of her reviews are spot on. Pretty, perky titties with great nipples an awesome ass she is really built. We had nice conversation as she worked me over and I left very happy.

Her BP ad is a wealth of information and I took advantage of one of her specials. No upselling which is nice. She is currently interviewing for more LMT's so more options coming soon.

Fisherman.

[MoonlightBiker]

I used to go to a great place in Maitland. Really private office building near 436 and Horatio. Totally looks legit and gives a fantastic massage by an older oriental woman whose name I'll withhold. Suddenly I see her exact ad being used in multiple places. Any idea what's up? http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5448710520.html.

Is this the same woman or did someone buy out her business? I'm only interested in going if it's still her doing the massage. I would leave there relaxed like a wet rag.

I used her old number to send her a text and got back a reply, "Yes you make appointment". She speaks excellent English and knows me well so this seemed strange.

Anyone know what's up?

Thanks for the reply Lawdog. If I go back I will let you know for sure. I was hoping someone here may have a clue what's going on seeing she now has multiple locations and is using the exact same ad for Mt Dora all the way to Longwood.

[OriginalSin]

From what I read, he paid. 80 to the house, for an hour. His initial offer of. 40 for extras was found to be insulting. When he countered with offering an ADDITIONAL. 80 to his original offer. Which brought the total amount for the tip to $. 20! A sum that she still found unacceptable.

Are we to expect to spend $$ if you're looking for some relief after your massage? Do you also tip a bit less if you only opt to pay the house for the hh session? Will it be a rushed job?

Keep in mind, that 120 will get you at least 3 FS dreams on the Trail, or 2 off of BP.

With the money you save, go to Brookstone, and buy a quality massage chair that cocoons you from head to toe.

Snow Plow.

That is correct! I offered more to her and no dice, more insulting laughs! And I agree with your assessment on the economics of this hobby, though I don't venture the trail, I do get so much more from traditional pro's for the same offer. Needles to say, I've NEVER had a great experience with AMP's, I hate the haggling and discussion of tips and not knowing exactly what you need to bring or what you'll get every time you go back. Until an AMP place opens up to where there is a set price and menu, I'm sticking to my traditional ventures.

On a side note, Eva was giving me shit through PM's about what I wrote last night. I asked her why she acted that way, her excuse was she was worried I may be LEO. Ok, while that's understandable, she was stroking my dick while I had my hand on her ass and puss during the discussion of tips....LOL! Go figure!

Thanks for all the feedback gents I appreciate it!

OS