Massage Parlor Reports

**ElVatoLoco8869** · 02-18-16 21:20

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Get the table shower & let her wash your stinky ass & ballz. Then be nice to her, flirt with her, grope her ass when you arrive as you're giving her a hug. Compliment her. It's not rocket science, man. If you go in & lay there like a log, you will be treated like a log. Going to another location isn't going to help you. You need to work on your people skills (it sounds like.).

-LCB.

Best Advice Ever! Also, Don't cover yourself up with the towel let her know what you are there for. While she is massaging you, rub her legs. Let your hands wander. You are both trying to figure each other out. My experiences in the Sea area, are if you don't do the shower, there aint no play later.

**Ocean Explorer** · 02-18-16 12:18

I think Lana has moved from Euro to (maybe) Elite?

If anyone finds out give us the news.

**LCB** · 02-18-16 06:29

Get the table shower & let her wash your stinky ass & ballz. Then be nice to her, flirt with her, grope her ass when you arrive as you're giving her a hug. Compliment her. It's not rocket science, man. If you go in & lay there like a log, you will be treated like a log. Going to another location isn't going to help you. You need to work on your people skills (it sounds like.).

-LCB.

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuy427 [View Original Post]

So I tried my luck at Lake Serene a month ago, got in, paid 60 to the woman who greeted me at the door (who also did my massage) she gave me a half assed massage for 45 minutes, then said I was all done. No extras offered or anything. I'm going to try my luck again at Euro Touch, where there seems to be a lot of success. Any advice?

**ThatOneGuy427** · 02-16-16 13:11

So I tried my luck at Lake Serene a month ago, got in, paid 60 to the woman who greeted me at the door (who also did my massage) she gave me a half assed massage for 45 minutes, then said I was all done. No extras offered or anything. I'm going to try my luck again at Euro Touch, where there seems to be a lot of success. Any advice?

**LCB** · 02-12-16 15:13

It's also my experience that Linda is BBBJ / CFS. I never noticed when the cover went on. She somehow slipped it on.

Before the final show.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by OceanExplorer [View Original Post]

The first time was CFS followed by BBBJCIM!

The second was CFS that was so well done I could hardly tell the difference.

**Ocean Explorer** · 02-10-16 12:45

Originally Posted by Michaelt87 [View Original Post]

Does Linda so BBFS?

Seven is just plain old amazing.

The first time was CFS followed by BBBJCIM!

The second was CFS that was so well done I could hardly tell the difference.

**MichaelT87** · 02-10-16 02:42

Originally Posted by OceanExplorer [View Original Post]

Elastic,

There have been two highly rated reviews at Kings (Seven and Linda). Sounds like you did not ask for one of them, which would have been your best option.

I repeated today with Seven. Outstanding experience. Now I have sweeties at both Kings and Euro! A real hit on the budget.

Does Linda so BBFS?

Seven is just plain old amazing.

**Ocean Explorer** · 01-30-16 19:15

Originally Posted by Elastic [View Original Post]

Went to Kings while I was in town for business based on previous reviews. It was about 25 minutes north of my downtown hotel.

I didn't catch the name of the girl who met me at the door. I'd put her looks at a 6. She was very short and skinny and also quiet. Age was probably upper 40's to maybe 50 but being Asian she looked around 40. Table shower was nice but nothing special, fairly typical from what I've experienced in other parts of the country.

She spent about 5 minutes rubbing my back then asked what I wanted. I opted for FS but everything was covered, including CBJ which I don't prefer. $. 6 total damage.

Stay safe.

Elastic,

There have been two highly rated reviews at Kings (Seven and Linda). Sounds like you did not ask for one of them, which would have been your best option.

I repeated today with Seven. Outstanding experience. Now I have sweeties at both Kings and Euro! A real hit on the budget.

**Elastic** · 01-28-16 23:34

Went to Kings while I was in town for business based on previous reviews. It was about 25 minutes north of my downtown hotel.

I didn't catch the name of the girl who met me at the door. I'd put her looks at a 6. She was very short and skinny and also quiet. Age was probably upper 40's to maybe 50 but being Asian she looked around 40. Table shower was nice but nothing special, fairly typical from what I've experienced in other parts of the country.

She spent about 5 minutes rubbing my back then asked what I wanted. I opted for FS but everything was covered, including CBJ which I don't prefer. $. 6 total damage.

Stay safe.

**Ocean Explorer** · 01-22-16 16:16

Took another morning visit to Kings in the northend.

See my previous review about Linda.

I seem to be met at the door by Seven every time. She's attractive to I went with her for a "new" experience.

Boy I'm glad I did.

Nice chatter, great boobs, sexy table shower, very good massage and finish with BBBJ, 69 and BBFS.

Every bit as good as anyone at Euro.

Add Kings to your list. At least two good choices.

**Rsworase** · 01-22-16 02:19

Originally Posted by MassageJunkie1 [View Original Post]

Not worth it.

Thanks for responding MassageJunkie. Can you be a little more specific? What does she do / not do. Time spent. Extras etc?

**MassageJunkie1** · 01-21-16 14:18

Originally Posted by Rsworase [View Original Post]

In Seattle for the week. Anyone seen this one?

http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/22340707

Not worth it.

**Rsworase** · 01-21-16 02:04

In Seattle for the week. Anyone seen this one?

http://seattle.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/22340707

**StateSide** · 01-19-16 22:07

Originally Posted by OneSizeFitsFew [View Original Post]

In this neck of the woods I believe that your experience is common. If you can get FS then the massage is minimal.

The Micro AMPs may be more to your liking. There are lots of them with most in The Bellevue area. They are in upscale apartments and many offer what you desire. These ladies require appointments and are more likely to tailor an appointment just for you.

You will want to do your research on tnaboard and thereviewboard.

For $$ you will find many younger Asians that will accommodate all of your desires and if you move up to $$$ the options get even better.

Let us know what you find.

Hey, any clues on how to get started? Not looking for a hand out. Just need some names of some agencies. I'm looking for things alot more than an HE, really GFE. I know how to use the TNAboard, but they are definitely against these things I want.

I'll come back to report what I find.

**LCB** · 01-19-16 20:46

I think Lana is probably more like 90-100 lbs. She's under 5 feet tall and skinny.

"Firm thighs & Ass" isn't what comes to mind when I think of her. I think of skinny.

Legs & tiny ass. Almost a non-present ass. She's also probably the oldest lady who works there.

I would guess between 50-60's hard to tell with Asians. She is however a nice lady.

And provides good service.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Mojo567 [View Original Post]

Thanks for sharing. I'm going to see her soon.