Massage Parlor Reports

[Lee250]

Beware guys! I'm just going to be short and simple http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lls-o/10688267.

Why are these ads in the escort section. Its wrong just wrong. They are trying to trick the guys not into that stuff. Don't be fooled some of them can pass for being female guys!

[EddieBoy1]

Agree she's very nice.

But she's also batshit crazy. Saw her a few times last summer. Each time she had a new "I got assaulted and beat up and robbed" story.

And don't let her touch a drop of alcohol. Asking for trouble.

I think she has some psychological problems, and maybe really was beat up in her childhood or something. Just be aware.

When I seen her she was at Union Station " Hard Rock" She took the Metrolink. There - we hit a cheap hotel on Watson. I drove her back to IL to catch it there. No telling what she runs into on her trips. Really didn't want the drama so I stayed away after may 1st visit.

[JimmyD76]

As a traveler in business from L. A. I'm new to this hobby. Where can I get a great massage, no drama, with any extras in this city? Went today to 4 Seasons, got a decent massage, no extras, felt afraid to leave DNA or fingerprints. Entire time I was at this Illinois spa, cameras everywhere. So when do I get non surveillance massage? Went to see Camden this week, good experience. Jan on Arsenal and Hampton, good, but no extras and she was too shy to mention, and sad lookin. You fellas got any suggestions, where I could get a no frills massage, that includes a he. ?!

[CubWin1908]

Agree she's very nice.

But she's also batshit crazy. Saw her a few times last summer. Each time she had a new "I got assaulted and beat up and robbed" story.

And don't let her touch a drop of alcohol. Asking for trouble.

I think she has some psychological problems, and maybe really was beat up in her childhood or something. Just be aware.

Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.

[JimmyD76]

Rolling on the floor sneezing my ass off.

We love you long time.

[JimmyD76]

Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.

[JimmyD76]

Great overal massage by blonde lady Jan. Nice lady, but looked totally beat up like somebody sucker punched her in her face. Gave me some cofee and water, and a great massage. Really nice lady.

[LongNeckWill]

Beware guys! I'm just going to be short and simple http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lls-o/10688267.

[SimplyCool]

A friendly recommendation. Don't discourage other members from providing information, as per the official rules of this board. ROFL.

Hey Bro, I was not being smart, and I definitely do not discourage anyone from providing information. Just provide information that you don't need to read 4 times to figure out what the heck you're talking about. LOL Sneezing and medicine cabinet? Do you see any other posters doing that? Just saying. There is no reason to post stories with drawn out code words. The forum is named USA SEX GUIDE, Sections for Streetwalkers, etc. Do you really think anyone reading these forums don't know what is going on? Many just start off with "had a dream" which is ok. You had a dream and she made you pop 3 times with a great blowjob, and then flashed her tits, Well said.

Have fun and stay safe.

[FartCity]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

A friendly recommendation. Don't discourage other members from providing information, as per the official rules of this board. ROFL.

[Member #6999]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

Rolling on the floor sneezing my ass off.

[Aristides]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

I agree, I still can't tell exactly what happened here? Are sneezes orgasms? Are your trying to say you came three times in 30 minutes? And what the hell is the medicine cabinet a metaphor of? I apologize if I am dense. I honestly have never heard that term before.

[Aristides]

Here is my first reports for the area. So I went to Four Seasons in Fairview Heights hoping to get some extras. Right when I went in she said, "Do you have I'd? You look young. " I said it's in the car and she said never mind I trust you. I asked for an hour and she said only half hour because of appointments. It was $50 for half hour which seemed high, oh well. The actual massage was pretty awful. Towel cover from lower back to knees the entire time and she just rubbed and brushed her hands on my back and one arm the whole time. She only went on one side of me the whole time. Just terrible. I guess she thought I was to young (I'm almost 30) so she played it safe? I don't know. She could of at least tried to give a decent massage. Not going back ever.

After being frustrated by that, I did some searching for stuff near by and found this place.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...peutic/5295177

Hair&Nail Care Plus in Swansea. I went in and was greeted by the older lady in the pictures, she looks a lot better in person. She had some big boobs and some tight leggings on. She said "$100 for everything" I said I only have 85 and that worked out. I get on the table and wait for about 10 minutes when she comes in and says "ohhh I remember you and that tattoo" or something like that. (I've never been there before so idk). She then tells me to come into a different room with a much bigger table and heated blanket I think. She never placed a cover on me and she started the massage. Lots of small talk at first, asking me where I have been. I bullshit my way through that stuff. She teases around my ass a lot during the massage which is a decent massage. Then she gets on the table and kneels between my feet to massage my legs. After massaging my legs for a couple minutes she starts grabbing my balls (I don't really like my balls touched for some reason, and she had kind of long nails so that hurt a little.). So I lift up and give her better access which she then grabs my sidekick and jerks him off for a few minutes until I cum. Never had it happen while laying on my stomach before but it was nice. Only last about 40 minutes over all and I was on my way. If you are planning to go there just say you have been there before.

Be careful there, I have been across the street at another business where they had cops set up taking pictures through the window of the people coming and going from that massage parlor. How do I know that? I asked the business owner why was there cameras set up pointing the the massage parlor across the street? And she told me the cops asked her if they could use her office to set there because they suspected it was more than a massage parlor. I was planning on going there until that happened. Granted they are still open (new managment? Different police chief? Granted that was two years ago, and the world changes every 30 days in this world, just wanted to share my experience.

[Secretariat65]

But all ya get is Rub & no Tug. With a little Tease on the Side thinking there is More to Cum. NOT - if your lucky maybe Self Service.

Met by 40 ish fairly attractive Asian. Fifty for your. Nice massage. Some teasing but nothing more. DIY ending. Can you say broken record AMP review.

[FartCity]

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