Massage Parlor Reports

[JimmyD76]

Rolling on the floor sneezing my ass off.

We love you long time.

[JimmyD76]

Petite Blondee gives a great massage. Whoever beat her up was an asshole though. I will surely return to see her, she's great.

[JimmyD76]

Great overal massage by blonde lady Jan. Nice lady, but looked totally beat up like somebody sucker punched her in her face. Gave me some cofee and water, and a great massage. Really nice lady.

[LongNeckWill]

Beware guys! I'm just going to be short and simple http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lls-o/10688267.

[SimplyCool]

A friendly recommendation. Don't discourage other members from providing information, as per the official rules of this board. ROFL.

Hey Bro, I was not being smart, and I definitely do not discourage anyone from providing information. Just provide information that you don't need to read 4 times to figure out what the heck you're talking about. LOL Sneezing and medicine cabinet? Do you see any other posters doing that? Just saying. There is no reason to post stories with drawn out code words. The forum is named USA SEX GUIDE, Sections for Streetwalkers, etc. Do you really think anyone reading these forums don't know what is going on? Many just start off with "had a dream" which is ok. You had a dream and she made you pop 3 times with a great blowjob, and then flashed her tits, Well said.

Have fun and stay safe.

[FartCity]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

A friendly recommendation. Don't discourage other members from providing information, as per the official rules of this board. ROFL.

[Member #6999]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

Rolling on the floor sneezing my ass off.

[Aristides]

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

I agree, I still can't tell exactly what happened here? Are sneezes orgasms? Are your trying to say you came three times in 30 minutes? And what the hell is the medicine cabinet a metaphor of? I apologize if I am dense. I honestly have never heard that term before.

[Aristides]

Here is my first reports for the area. So I went to Four Seasons in Fairview Heights hoping to get some extras. Right when I went in she said, "Do you have I'd? You look young. " I said it's in the car and she said never mind I trust you. I asked for an hour and she said only half hour because of appointments. It was $50 for half hour which seemed high, oh well. The actual massage was pretty awful. Towel cover from lower back to knees the entire time and she just rubbed and brushed her hands on my back and one arm the whole time. She only went on one side of me the whole time. Just terrible. I guess she thought I was to young (I'm almost 30) so she played it safe? I don't know. She could of at least tried to give a decent massage. Not going back ever.

After being frustrated by that, I did some searching for stuff near by and found this place.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...peutic/5295177

Hair&Nail Care Plus in Swansea. I went in and was greeted by the older lady in the pictures, she looks a lot better in person. She had some big boobs and some tight leggings on. She said "$100 for everything" I said I only have 85 and that worked out. I get on the table and wait for about 10 minutes when she comes in and says "ohhh I remember you and that tattoo" or something like that. (I've never been there before so idk). She then tells me to come into a different room with a much bigger table and heated blanket I think. She never placed a cover on me and she started the massage. Lots of small talk at first, asking me where I have been. I bullshit my way through that stuff. She teases around my ass a lot during the massage which is a decent massage. Then she gets on the table and kneels between my feet to massage my legs. After massaging my legs for a couple minutes she starts grabbing my balls (I don't really like my balls touched for some reason, and she had kind of long nails so that hurt a little.). So I lift up and give her better access which she then grabs my sidekick and jerks him off for a few minutes until I cum. Never had it happen while laying on my stomach before but it was nice. Only last about 40 minutes over all and I was on my way. If you are planning to go there just say you have been there before.

Be careful there, I have been across the street at another business where they had cops set up taking pictures through the window of the people coming and going from that massage parlor. How do I know that? I asked the business owner why was there cameras set up pointing the the massage parlor across the street? And she told me the cops asked her if they could use her office to set there because they suspected it was more than a massage parlor. I was planning on going there until that happened. Granted they are still open (new managment? Different police chief? Granted that was two years ago, and the world changes every 30 days in this world, just wanted to share my experience.

[Secretariat65]

But all ya get is Rub & no Tug. With a little Tease on the Side thinking there is More to Cum. NOT - if your lucky maybe Self Service.

Met by 40 ish fairly attractive Asian. Fifty for your. Nice massage. Some teasing but nothing more. DIY ending. Can you say broken record AMP review.

[FartCity]

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[Kurby]

Here is my first reports for the area. So I went to Four Seasons in Fairview Heights hoping to get some extras. Right when I went in she said, "Do you have I'd? You look young. " I said it's in the car and she said never mind I trust you. I asked for an hour and she said only half hour because of appointments. It was $50 for half hour which seemed high, oh well. The actual massage was pretty awful. Towel cover from lower back to knees the entire time and she just rubbed and brushed her hands on my back and one arm the whole time. She only went on one side of me the whole time. Just terrible. I guess she thought I was to young (I'm almost 30) so she played it safe? I don't know. She could of at least tried to give a decent massage. Not going back ever.

After being frustrated by that, I did some searching for stuff near by and found this place.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...peutic/5295177

Hair&Nail Care Plus in Swansea. I went in and was greeted by the older lady in the pictures, she looks a lot better in person. She had some big boobs and some tight leggings on. She said "$100 for everything" I said I only have 85 and that worked out. I get on the table and wait for about 10 minutes when she comes in and says "ohhh I remember you and that tattoo" or something like that. (I've never been there before so idk). She then tells me to come into a different room with a much bigger table and heated blanket I think. She never placed a cover on me and she started the massage. Lots of small talk at first, asking me where I have been. I bullshit my way through that stuff. She teases around my ass a lot during the massage which is a decent massage. Then she gets on the table and kneels between my feet to massage my legs. After massaging my legs for a couple minutes she starts grabbing my balls (I don't really like my balls touched for some reason, and she had kind of long nails so that hurt a little.). So I lift up and give her better access which she then grabs my sidekick and jerks him off for a few minutes until I cum. Never had it happen while laying on my stomach before but it was nice. Only last about 40 minutes over all and I was on my way. If you are planning to go there just say you have been there before.

[Bonerfide]

Summer. Nice place, nice lady, but in and out type service. I've seen Summer twice before only because for 125 I thought I'd see her a 2nd time for the hopes of finding out if more / better 2nd time around. Super week rub with baby oil on a futon bed with her in bra and panties. She worked maybe 15 minutes while I laid on my stomach no tease massaging at all barely would qualify as a rub. On the flip she'll go right after the Johnson, mounts you CG, reverse CG, and works you like she driving a big rig in a race up Pikes Peak. 35 minutes of a 60 min apt and we're done! Stated if usually it does longer is because guys want to rub her. I've actually seen her in public several times since 1st visit, she's mid-30's pretty non-descript body couple tats. And unless she starts to do something about her diet and exercise she's going to be one of those people she doesn't want to see as clients.

Summer has been around for a few years. I am blanking on her former name. I had seen her a few times when she was doing full service a couple of times in a hotel in chesterfield then later at a house in Baldwin. She was fun at a good price back then. Wasn't much into oral but great CG. She disappeared for a couple years and then turned up doing rubs. I tried her when she first started advertising in the rub section. I was disappointed in her lame rub minimal teasing and rushed service HJ only. Never repeated.

[SimplyCool]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-girl/18332658 (blonde lady at Hampton and Arsenal).

Under no circumstance see this woman. She seemed great on the phone. No warning signs at all. Had a studio, run down, but usually a good sign nothing weird going on. But she has some serious problems. Besides her being shitfaced early in the day. I think she chugged a bunch right before I got there, because she kept getting progressively worse until the point I didn't feel like I should be there anymore. I won't go into specifics, because it's just not funny or useful.

Bodyworks Boutique.

Saw (V) for a second time. SO GOOD. Without a doubt the best 30 minutes I've ever had. Great teasing, then on the flip, I sneeze pretty easily and did so here, but she didn't seem to notice or care. Then I sneezed again. Then she opened the medicine cabinet and sneezed harder than the other two. Obliterated previous sneeze records for me. First time with her wasn't anything to wow about, so unfortunately I didn't being as much tip money as I would like to have given, but next time will be sure to reward as needed. I won't be going anywhere else for awhile.

Seriously. A friendly recommendation, speak english. All these code words are a joke. Do you really think anyone reading this forum don't know exactly what is going one and what lurkers are posting. ROFL.

[WillRodgers]

Summer
Hot Rejuvenating SWeet Sessions!! 34

She is a single mom working from a townhouse in Clayton. Think old town brick Clayton, not chrome and glass new Clayton. It is a quiet neighborhood so be discrete. She works from a table in her living room. It is OK. She is the girl in the pictures. If you want the skinny MILF, work out babe, it is hard to go wrong with her.

Her hours are what you would expect for a single mom, varied. She also apparently doesn't answer her phone much before the time listed for her first appointment. So, if you want something early, don't call too early. I tired two or three times to call her. Ran into a never called back, phone out of minutes and then paydirt.

She popped down to just her panties and went to work. It is more of a gentle stroking than a massage. Whatever, I wasn't there to have my tennis elbow worked on. She did sit on the back of my thighs and rub her panty covered crotch on me. It was nice. Hands can go where she will let them. The finish was more than workable, but less than the YGND experience.

Would I repeat? Yes. Especially since I see she now has a half hour rate.

YGND Tammy


After reading about the $$ deal with Tammy, I decided to give it a try. Also, Jessica at Elitestlouis and Lilia at YGND were booked.

Tammy is long and lean. She works from an older building. Not as nice an area as Monica or Lila, but certainly safe enough and easy to get to. Someone described her as a dancer, I could totally believe that. The standard fee gives you roaming hands. I did take the $$ option. There was plenty of touching everywhere. She hopped on top of my back to play with my neck while her A cups rubbed my back. As I said, hands can go about everywhere. It was the standard HJ finish. Perhaps there is a step past the $$ pantiless, I might see.

The $$ does sort of change things. Quite a bit is available for that amount. But you do get a beautiful girl and the ease of YGND booking. And of course, no drive, call, wait, call, wait, "5 more minutes".

The YGND hour

YGND has a plan. It does mean that your girl and her place will be ready for you at the appointed time. Chances are, you won't see her next or last client either. I like that. It does mean you do not get a 59 minute hour. There is also shower time built in at the end. Tammy had a large clock on her mantel; I did not take my offered shower. My hour lasted about 40-45 minutes. If I see Tammy again, I will probably take the hour. I still smelled faintly of massage oil late in the day.

Summer. Nice place, nice lady, but in and out type service. I've seen Summer twice before only because for 125 I thought I'd see her a 2nd time for the hopes of finding out if more / better 2nd time around. Super week rub with baby oil on a futon bed with her in bra and panties. She worked maybe 15 minutes while I laid on my stomach no tease massaging at all barely would qualify as a rub. On the flip she'll go right after the Johnson, mounts you CG, reverse CG, and works you like she driving a big rig in a race up Pikes Peak. 35 minutes of a 60 min apt and we're done! Stated if usually it does longer is because guys want to rub her. I've actually seen her in public several times since 1st visit, she's mid-30's pretty non-descript body couple tats. And unless she starts to do something about her diet and exercise she's going to be one of those people she doesn't want to see as clients.