Streetwalker Reports

**RdPuerco** · 02-12-16 14:20

Originally Posted by JustWannaFawk [View Original Post]

Feel sorry for you brother. But hey as long as you got no STD and you know you ain't into penis then your fine. Thanks for taking the hit for us.

BTW ALWAYS, ALWAYS ask if it's a mahu or a REAL GAL.

When I picked her up, I did ask if she was a mahu. In my report I said she answered "no", but when I thought about it she didn't say that. She stuck my hand between her legs (but over her panties) and said, "There's your answer. " And there was no penis!

I've always dismissed people who said there were transsexuals who were better looking than a lot of women; I'd never seen one. But there's Kiki, out there regularly, and I don't know if there's anyone better looking in downtown. My overconfidence did not serve me well.

Am I grossed out by it? No, I don't give a shit. But am I bothered by it? You bet! I don't like being tricked. I wouldn't have picked her up in the first place if I'd known, and I have zero interest in seeing her again.

But thank God it was a rushed, mechanical experience. If it had been a first-date-with-Becky experience, forget about it; I'd have a dilemma. I'd still have no interest in penis, but a good Becky experience with that body would be a constant temptation.

The irony is, I haven't even been able to get a good Becky experience from Becky.

**BenZ88** · 02-12-16 14:10

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

Becky's out RIGHT NOW on Kukui & River, in a low-cut black & white dress.

The bad news is, I've seen her a couple of more times and was never able to get the stellar service I had the first time I saw her, when she was messed up. Her head game hasn't even been up to par, it was OK but unexceptional. If I hadn't had that first mind-blowing Becky date I wouldn't think she was noteworthy at all. Well, other than the great tits, of course.

Never had the chance to experience or know Becky. By chance do you have a photo of why she look like or resembles. Just in case I'm in the area later. Thanks.

**RdPuerco** · 02-12-16 13:52

Becky's out RIGHT NOW on Kukui & River, in a low-cut black & white dress.

The bad news is, I've seen her a couple of more times and was never able to get the stellar service I had the first time I saw her, when she was messed up. Her head game hasn't even been up to par, it was OK but unexceptional. If I hadn't had that first mind-blowing Becky date I wouldn't think she was noteworthy at all. Well, other than the great tits, of course.

**JustWannaFawk** · 02-12-16 07:41

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

I think you're talking about Kiki. She was out today looking super hot, in tiny shorts and a red bikini top.

And I'm probably the guy FutSniffA's talking about. Not an experience I'd choose to replicate, but it was what it was. Don't say I never TOFTT!

Feel sorry for you brother. But hey as long as you got no STD and you know you ain't into penis then your fine. Thanks for taking the hit for us.

BTW ALWAYS, ALWAYS ask if it's a mahu or a REAL GAL. If it's a mahu, tell her "NO THANKS" and leave. If the mahu gets angry. Brah just dig into your pants and fling some doodoo at him and tell him we mongers are into REAL GALS, not this fake gal shit.

**BigD9** · 02-12-16 05:20

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

I think you're talking about Kiki. She was out today looking super hot, in tiny shorts and a red bikini top.

And I'm probably the guy FutSniffA's talking about. Not an experience I'd choose to replicate, but it was what it was. Don't say I never TOFTT!

Saw him. Yep, you took one for the team.

**RdPuerco** · 02-12-16 02:36

Originally Posted by FutSniffA [View Original Post]

Most likely that Mahu that another monger dated down there. Look in down a few post of this thread.

I think you're talking about Kiki. She was out today looking super hot, in tiny shorts and a red bikini top.

And I'm probably the guy FutSniffA's talking about. Not an experience I'd choose to replicate, but it was what it was. Don't say I never TOFTT!

**Skahawaii** · 02-10-16 23:49

Originally Posted by JustWannaFawk [View Original Post]

Nikki sweet? Any news of her? When is she going to appear.

See'Mon. Guys, we need her, lets find her and get her working again.

I can't believe how dry the street hunting's been.

She's locked up for the time being. For what? I dunno, but she's been in a while. At least she's not dead.

**JustWannaFawk** · 02-10-16 20:08

Nikki sweet? Any news of her? When is she going to appear.

See'Mon. Guys, we need her, lets find her and get her working again.

I can't believe how dry the street hunting's been.

**Opelu** · 02-07-16 17:51

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

Is Laura a slim local girl with short reddish hair, kind of curly?

I saw a SW named Laura who fits that description yesterday, she was wearing a tight white dress. Pretty hot for a SW.

There was no chemistry whatsoever. A perfunctory CBJ, nothing special. From Redneck's enthusiastic description, this doesn't seem like the Laura he's mentioned so many times here.

FWIW, she was also out this morning in a tight black dress and her hair up in a bun, just up the street from Zippy's.

Haven't seen laura for a while now but I think I did say she started to upsell the last few times I hooked up with her. Sounds like her as she does wear tight dresses.

**RdPuerco** · 02-05-16 19:56

Is Laura a slim local girl with short reddish hair, kind of curly?

I saw a SW named Laura who fits that description yesterday, she was wearing a tight white dress. Pretty hot for a SW.

There was no chemistry whatsoever. A perfunctory CBJ, nothing special. From Redneck's enthusiastic description, this doesn't seem like the Laura he's mentioned so many times here.

FWIW, she was also out this morning in a tight black dress and her hair up in a bun, just up the street from Zippy's.

**Booty Pirate** · 02-01-16 22:57

Gentlemen, thanks for your responses. And correcting this former mainlander's spelling!

BP.

**Redneck 1** · 02-01-16 04:48