Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[Carl Jung]

Ok, I conducted an experiment over the last two weeks to see if I could match an agency girl with a BP provider. So far, I cannot find an adequate match; and it is true, you get what you pay for. One of my regulars dropped off the map after she had got preggo, had the kid and then seemingly hooked up with baby daddy. I'm sure that brother is getting it good every night. Many of you remember MILF crystal diamond from the stone mountain area; she was the shit to me as far as indie / agency quality that still advertised on BP. Anyway. That was 2 years ago, this is now.

First up, Sunny's girl, Brianna, from EF, was so good that I wanted to get that chick pregnant man, LOL. You guys can clown me if you want to, I needed that and things were so comfortable and real with her (although that's her job) that I felt like she was my main chick man. Boy I hope Sunny doesn't read this because I just might get her pregnant, LOL, jk. Anyway, here is the deed; basically everything you can imagine if you know how ef gets down. I was able to shower after a long day of work, hot towels, etc. I had a chance to meet her sisters / colleagues, man I had a ball in there. Brianna had on this black bra and pantie set with the cheeks peeking out. We talked then she kinda jumped on me like ertha kitt from Boomerang, LOL. The chick pushed me down on the bed like I was her ***** or something? Of course you let her do her think right? DFK, DIY she hits me with the BBJ, RCG, then CG, then Doggy, Mish, man you'd think I was in a WWE match with Natalya Hart or something. Oh, and the chick loves foreplay BTW. But I got to say, you have to watch her because her finishing move is RCG; don't let her get you before you're ready to be gotten; she almost had me with the first move, which was RCG. After everything, I finished in mish because of her noises; then we recap afterwards with the conversation. I find out about her life, goals, family, etc. Then I shower afterwards; but had to tip toe out because someone else was coming in; I'm a respectable dude so I'm not trying to mess up my flow by making one of you hobbyists feel weird. I've actually been there before; I hate the awkward "nod" you do when you're "coming out" and someone is "going in"; so I try to avoid eye visibility at all costs for sake of weirdness.

Next up, I tried to duplicate the previous experience (but on a cheaper budget); thus I went with http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...call/34476110. She was cute man so I tried the whole girlfriend look to see if that would work. Super cool; although I think her and her home girl are on some white lady (emphasis on her friend carmen, I think she's on the snowman really hard). Me and Belah get in the back and she then acts really nervous, asking me what I want and we kinda do this back and forth dance without naming things to feel each other out (waste of time). Finally, she coughs up the list of I don'ts and CBJ is a no go for her (after she has my hard earned 1 $$ BTW). I talk her into trying and she gives it two pops and we just try it noodle style with cg. Her noise gets me into it-she comes really easy and it gets her really out of breath and winded, so I catch her in mish and standing downward dog yoga before I release a big one. Her noise and grinding got me. When I finish, she passes out on the bed man, red and flustered. Apparently she must be new to this and isn't used to getting the Defense. Oh, BTW, you can usually chill there in a gf format. Private, they make you feel at home, offer you a beer and shoot the breeze with you before and afterward. I'm on the fence with this one, typing this post makes me want to try it again. In fact, I think I may try again and then I'll post another update. I just wish they had a rate like 6. 0 or something.

Next up, Superbowl Sunday; I could not find a damn person to respond back at all; even though their ad was fresh around the time I reached out. The whole ebony thickems crew from otp east, didn't respond. So I've put all of them on my x list. If they can't respond when we need them, then they don't need to text me when they need me. But, http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...n-one/22060018 did respond. Yea, you may not like the mug, but she was in great shape man, bubble ass and all. CG, downward dog yoga, mish, and she was moaning loud as hell. Her friend was in the room and chatted me up, then moved to the bathroom; but was peeking out during the session like she wanted to see, LOL. But then, as my time was winding and she was moaning and opening up them legs and all, I finished as someone is bamming like uncle LEO. Now, by this time I'm like, it must be their handler because I was right on time and I did the uncle LEO check before coming in. Turns out, there was a whole damn NFL team in the room next door for their protection. I grab my shit to get the hell out fast. Her homegirl steps outside and talks with him and tell him to get the fuck away that things were ok. They heard ol' girl moaning through the walls and came running over because they thought someone was hurting her I was told. Bullshit; they didn't want anyone banging their property out, tiring them out, and stopping them from making more cheddar that night. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there fast, LOL. This was the last time I'm following up that type of provider; I'm too old for that kind of be. S. In my life, LOL.

That's all for now; be safe in these streets. Oh and if anyone knows agency quality for decent $ please let a brother know.

CJ.

[Devurn00]

For the record, I've NEVER tossed anyone's salad, but how does this salad taste? Chicken!

I know what you mean. I've eating cherry's booty before! Kinda spur o the moment type of Sh#t but she's a very nice one!

[NuGuy36]

Reading all on her site, fell asleep after 1st paragraph. The more they talk / write, the less they do. Anyhow, glad you like but there is no way in the world I would pay 250 for 90 min on that.

She's gotta be shitting me, all that yapping on paper for just a body rub. Next!

[Eslide3]

Not all posts say ts. That one dude that posts in buckhead. Was putting ts in his ad now he has stopped but its still a dude. I've called ads then after speaking the it sends a text or says are you cool with me being a dude I'm like WTF no. Not all men put ts in their ad. Some try to get you caught up. But that is just nonsense to think all people are that truthful and forthcoming with information. And wording can be a factor. If the ad says backdoor and head only.i think two things. Benefit of a doubt she is on her period but a week later the post is still advertising that then im like its a dude.

Yeah but testicles are a dead give away.

[LuvThemTugs]

http://andrea-sensual-bodyrubs.myfreesites.net/

Saw Andrea a couple of years ago, $90 for H w / HJ. She use to run ads for Wed specials $50 HH. I was attracted to her pictures because she has legs like my wife's. Now she is changing her business model and reading her website made me so horny I wanted to go see her again. She gives a nice titty f* and is enthusiastic for the handy. She really is a great gal, educated, beautiful eyes and will genuinely like you if you are a nice guy. The day I went it was pouring down rain so wanted to get back to GA 400 before the afternoon traffic but I think I could have stayed for a couple of hours to visit after the massage. Would you like some coffee? How about a coke? Cookies or candy? She loves company so when I read what she is all about now, I think her new business model fits her personality well. So, if you're over 40, would like to blow a few hundred and spend the whole afternoon with a pretty normal, nice gal in the buff, you can't go wrong. Read her website all the way through. I'll be interested in hearing about your adventure with Andrea to see if you agree with my assessment.

[Low Key69]

Oh yeah, I remember her. She was one of my fav for awhile till she went ghost. Is she back up for the picking LK.

I'm not sure, I smashed her again a few months ago but she's stripping now so I'm sure she's still about it. I don't have her number anymore though so youd probably have to get at her on IG.

[PapiBigD]

Try b Spa on BH you salad tosser. They toss there, maybe you can toss theirs.

How is be Spa these days? Went a few years ago and Saw June with the Bolt ons. Was my 1st exp ever LOL.

[JoeJet]

Remy on BP, web search phone number returned reviews, face pictures, she is attractive, reviews positive, worth making the call.

http://georgia.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tgc-m/36272217

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/678-997-4469/

Pleasant phone conversation, helped me with directions to her location near I-75 in Kennesaw, multiple questions about me being LEO, incall is 2 star hotel, room is neat.

Remy is attractive AA / Island girl mix, big natural breast, short natural hair, engaging smile, nice conversation, chill laid back atmosphere.

I would describe her performance a chill GFE, all the activities of a GFE were performed but with a reserved cautious manner. I had a sense that she was holding back, not relaxed, possibly a result of this being our first meeting, I departed happy.

Yes! I would repeat, and recommend to other mongers.

[Niteluvr]

Fellow Mongers,

Been doing the KAMP's for years with seeing a few backpage massage girls here and there. I don't do SW's anymore because of the danger / crime factor. Also would prefer to stay away from BP escorts because the last time, the girl snorted coke in front of me and kinda freaked me out. Don't need LEO busting in and don't need to get caught up in that mess.

Would like to stay in the "massage" or strip club realm to find girls that would let me eat their ass. Would love a big booty stripper type (color / unimportant) but would take a slim thick spinner with a nice shape. A girl giving me a oily HJ or BBJ with my tongue in her ass would be complete euphoria.

This is a sex board and we are all mongers, so no judgement please, just good advice!

I have probably been to every KAMP in town at one point or another so I could tell you about all of them so feel free to PM me.

Comdt out!

KAMP girls won' t do it. Have to dig for BP girls who will.

[NuGuy36]

For the record, I've NEVER tossed anyone's salad, but how does this salad taste? Chicken!

Fellow Mongers,

Been doing the KAMP's for years with seeing a few backpage massage girls here and there. I don't do SW's anymore because of the danger / crime factor. Also would prefer to stay away from BP escorts because the last time, the girl snorted coke in front of me and kinda freaked me out. Don't need LEO busting in and don't need to get caught up in that mess.

Would like to stay in the "massage" or strip club realm to find girls that would let me eat their ass. Would love a big booty stripper type (color / unimportant) but would take a slim thick spinner with a nice shape. A girl giving me a oily HJ or BBJ with my tongue in her ass would be complete euphoria.

This is a sex board and we are all mongers, so no judgement please, just good advice!

I have probably been to every KAMP in town at one point or another so I could tell you about all of them so feel free to PM me.

Comdt out!

[Barrytwins]

http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/...838/hoxnif.com

I am not sure if I have shared this one yet but worth it at this point. I have been seeing her for a little while. She is coming off a baby but body is slowly getting back in shape. It is definitely her in the pics. I have seen her in multiple places ranging from Kennesaw to Delk to Cumberland Mall area. I always take the. 40 qv and I never feel rushed. She is friendly and accommodating.

She has me down and always starts with a CBJ. She said she won't go bare but I had a buddy say she would when he offered more $$. He didn't say how much. She gives a decent CBJ and does take her time. She always turns for me to play with her kitty while she is working the pole. After I get hard, I tend to go doggy. It works well because it is my favorite and not a big fan of the baby belly. She gets her ass way up in the air and pushes back. She shakes it for me and will basically do whatever I ask. She said she rides but the two times she started, it didn't last long and didn't seem like she was into it, so we would just normally go to doggy. I am normally there 20-30 minutes and for the most part, she stays at decent places.

She chats after and had on a really sexy dress last night that I had her leave on while I went doggy on her.

I would rate her slightly above average but excellent for the price.

Let her know Barry sent you (if you are so inclined) just to keep her at ease. I don't get anything for you doing that, just trying to help everybody out.

Be safe guys.

[Buckwild25]

Not all posts say ts. That one dude that posts in buckhead. Was putting ts in his ad now he has stopped but its still a dude. I've called ads then after speaking the it sends a text or says are you cool with me being a dude I'm like WTF no. Not all men put ts in their ad. Some try to get you caught up. But that is just nonsense to think all people are that truthful and forthcoming with information. And wording can be a factor. If the ad says backdoor and head only.i think two things. Benefit of a doubt she is on her period but a week later the post is still advertising that then im like its a dude.

Wording and price have nothing to do with wether on not she's a TS, unless it says she's a TS. Best indicators are broad shoulders, forehead, hands and feet, and testicles.

[Eslide3]

Head's up. Based on the price and the phrase "sloppy toppy", there's a possibility she might be TS. There's a chance I'm wrong though.

Wording and price have nothing to do with wether on not she's a TS, unless it says she's a TS. Best indicators are broad shoulders, forehead, hands and feet, and testicles.

[Johnny Mapalo]

Head's up. Based on the price and the phrase "sloppy toppy", there's a possibility she might be TS. There's a chance I'm wrong though.

All I had to see is "Windy Hill Rd" and I automatically know it's going to be a waste of time. It's more than likely a dude pretending to be a female. If you don't mind a dude sucking on your love stick, I'd say go for it!

[Mimsss]

Oh yeah, I remember her. She was one of my fav for awhile till she went ghost. Is she back up for the picking LK.

Some of you will remember when I offered this one up to the board.

https://www.instagram.com/theyhate_slim__/