Massage Parlor Reports

[Lysander54]

Hello gentlemen.

Long time lurker, as I don't get out of my area too often. But I am going to be visiting the OC for work next week and was looking for suggestions about any places to hit. Fish and Chips seems pretty popular but has seen a change over in talent the last few weeks. Any other places around? Prostate, tuma and a trombone are my things. Let me know in PM or here. Appreciate the help and wisdom.

[The Tall Man]

You must be the only one on this board who actually believes that the girls in their ads are the ones who will service you? Even though no one touched you you still wasted their time since they now have to wash and fold the towels or sheets you laid on. They'd be out of business in a week if they get a hundred guys like you who get in the room just to check out the girls and then ask for a refund.

Ditto that! A newbie with 3 posts and already complaining, urrrrrr.

The Tall Man.

[Quinby1]

Visited this place for a half hour and didn't like what I saw. The girls they advertise are never actually the ones there, but there is some expectation. I knew I wouldn't enjoy the massage the moment she walked in, so I stood up, said I had to leave. When I get to the front and ask for my money back I'm told no. The say they have a no refund policy. I was never touched by anybody. I was in the room for less than 1 minute. I never got my money back; they refused to give it to me.

DO NOT GO HERE, total bait and switch.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...-50hr/64537464

Sooth massage on brookhurst and catalina.

You must be the only one on this board who actually believes that the girls in their ads are the ones who will service you? Even though no one touched you you still wasted their time since they now have to wash and fold the towels or sheets you laid on. They'd be out of business in a week if they get a hundred guys like you who get in the room just to check out the girls and then ask for a refund.

[HeyThere6357]

Good afternon fellas.

Been a while since I have posted. Had a so so experience in cm today. I went in for the hhr got a early thirties asian chick on the heavier side. 5 minute massage and then she said flip. Tried to get me to go for more than just an HJ. How many times does a guy have to decline a BJ? LOL. Anyway nothing to write home about. Seems there is a lot to be had there but she just wasnt good looking enough for me to reach into my wallet. The girl was called sunny or at least that's what I understood her to say. I wouldn't recommend but maybe it was just me.

[LoveTheOC]

I think the fact the new ladies are younger than Mandy, Anna and Kerry makes it a creditable statement. Are these some 25 yr old spinners? Hardly, but it is an upgrade. OldAsiaHand, your tip was only $40 to Amy for FS? Come on Man! That is just not right!! Next time you come in you will be getting Mamasan. If Hong knew you only tipped $40, he'd throw your ass out, just sayin'!

Stopped by the infamous AMP on Westminster. There are replacements for the previous talent that left for greener pastures like Anna, but I can confirm there are no young girls there. There were four girls available when I got there and all the rooms / curtains were empty which leads me to believe these four girls were the sum total of those working there. The MMS asked me if I wanted a "young girl". I asked to see all the talent and picked the "youngest" there was. I suppose every monger's perspective of this varies, but she told me she was 38, and, as we all know, they all take a few years off the truth. She told me she arrived about a month ago. Although her service could not compare with Anna, she provided a decent BBBJ and FS for the price; $25 HH + $40 tip.

There are a couple of explanation for the misunderstanding on this thread regarding the age of the talent. First, it is pretty dark in there and difficult to tell the age in a line-up. Second, the guy reporting the younger girls, may have believed the MMS and not been a good judge of age. Third, it was a fantasy; most likely.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[Ramboy9]

Visited this place for a half hour and didn't like what I saw. The girls they advertise are never actually the ones there, but there is some expectation. I knew I wouldn't enjoy the massage the moment she walked in, so I stood up, said I had to leave. When I get to the front and ask for my money back I'm told no. The say they have a no refund policy. I was never touched by anybody. I was in the room for less than 1 minute. I never got my money back; they refused to give it to me.

DO NOT GO HERE, total bait and switch.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...-50hr/64537464

Sooth massage on brookhurst and catalina.

[Sneijder]

By recommendation on this thread for good deals, I tried EZ Relax on Bolsa last week. Chinese MILFs. 30 for the hour massage and I tipped 30 for the HE. She seemed happy with it. This compares with $ paid at most OC AMP for the same basic service; 60 + 40 for an hour with HE.

Can you share some more info:

1. How was the actual massage.

2. Any names that you can share in particular or were they all good.

[Jon Jones]

Off Hours can be great if we're talking about business. Having the privacy of her place or a hotel is a bonus for me. And by eliminating the MP fee, she gets to keep more dollars. If she's talking about just dating, I suggest that you stay away.

First time in Massage reports. Went to one of the many MP off Brookhurst and took 30 min for $50. All went well (extremely well), with her confessing that the legs were still shaking 5 minutes after session ended. Well, whatever. It does not happen often. But the kicker was that she asked to meet "off hours". Must have been really surprised as the crickets sounded for probably a good minute. Got caught off guard, and politely refused. Not an ugly gurl either, but too young for my age, although I look younger than my age. Anyone else experiences similar?

[MpMonger123]

Did you get her name by any chance or have a physical description? Thanks!

Stopped by the infamous AMP on Westminster. There are replacements for the previous talent that left for greener pastures like Anna, but I can confirm there are no young girls there. There were four girls available when I got there and all the rooms / curtains were empty which leads me to believe these four girls were the sum total of those working there. The MMS asked me if I wanted a "young girl". I asked to see all the talent and picked the "youngest" there was. I suppose every monger's perspective of this varies, but she told me she was 38, and, as we all know, they all take a few years off the truth. She told me she arrived about a month ago. Although her service could not compare with Anna, she provided a decent BBBJ and FS for the price; $25 HH + $40 tip.

There are a couple of explanation for the misunderstanding on this thread regarding the age of the talent. First, it is pretty dark in there and difficult to tell the age in a line-up. Second, the guy reporting the younger girls, may have believed the MMS and not been a good judge of age. Third, it was a fantasy; most likely.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[Skinny Dugan]

I have been a long time client (mongor) at Bio Spa in LF.

The past 3 sessions have been a great disappointment.

Kate is definitely not putting her heart into it like she used to. Things have become routine and becoming more of a jackhammer session.

The massage used to be better than average, but I can't even say that lately.

She has even tried to jack her rates on me. I'm not about to play that game because LF is full of quality spas with a lot more to offer. (Can you say hummmmer).

Kate has a nice body, unless you are a titty man, and she is nice looking for someone old enough to be a grandma.

There must be a reason that only fugly Latinas will work there. Maybe she only hires girls that guys pass on so she gets most of the biz.

I haven't seen Nichole but I hear that she ain't bad. Yet. I've never seen a thin Latina.

I think that I'll spend my hard earned cash where I can get a better bang for the buck.

Sorry Kate, you lost me.

[SlickAzn5]

First time in Massage reports. Went to one of the many MP off Brookhurst and took 30 min for $50. All went well (extremely well), with her confessing that the legs were still shaking 5 minutes after session ended. Well, whatever. It does not happen often. But the kicker was that she asked to meet "off hours". Must have been really surprised as the crickets sounded for probably a good minute. Got caught off guard, and politely refused. Not an ugly gurl either, but too young for my age, although I look younger than my age. Anyone else experiences similar?

Which place and what was the girl named?

[OldAsiaHand]

Stopped by the infamous AMP on Westminster. There are replacements for the previous talent that left for greener pastures like Anna, but I can confirm there are no young girls there. There were four girls available when I got there and all the rooms / curtains were empty which leads me to believe these four girls were the sum total of those working there. The MMS asked me if I wanted a "young girl". I asked to see all the talent and picked the "youngest" there was. I suppose every monger's perspective of this varies, but she told me she was 38, and, as we all know, they all take a few years off the truth. She told me she arrived about a month ago. Although her service could not compare with Anna, she provided a decent BBBJ and FS for the price; $25 HH + $40 tip.

There are a couple of explanation for the misunderstanding on this thread regarding the age of the talent. First, it is pretty dark in there and difficult to tell the age in a line-up. Second, the guy reporting the younger girls, may have believed the MMS and not been a good judge of age. Third, it was a fantasy; most likely.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[AlexYummy187]

Been too busy with work and life obligations lately, so this is a belated report. On MLK Day, I decided to celebrate with an old friend, namely Ruby from Lavender. Since it had been a few months, I wasn't even sure if she was still providing there, but bingo, I was lucky.

The funny part was that upon arriving and stepping inside the Lavender lobby, I couldn't get the mama to come up front. Rang the counter bell, knocked on the windows and doors. Nada. Finally, some Viet guy came in delivering cases of those little water bottles they post-coitally dispense, and after he banged on the door and yelled for mama, she finally answered blurry eyed and obviously waking up. And it was 10:15 am Good for her.

She kinda recognized me and led me to the room, forgetting to get the HF. After waiting far longer than I like (past 10 minutes), the gorgeous Ruby greeted me, and I immediately dumped my disgruntlement. Ruby was the same vision she's always been, and just as accommodating. I've reported on her many times before, so if interested, you can read about the drill, and the thrill of being able to stick a tongue or a thumb up her cute little ass and sass.

The Lavender girls always collect the "gift" before the act, so after leaving the room with it, mama must have had a cognitive moment, because Ruby came back to say the "lady" wanted the house fee. No worries there, just slightly amusing.

Bottom line: Ruby is gorgeous from top to her bottom, and nearly rivals her Korean counterparts in service. And since I have to travel much further to get a little extra in the way of GFE, it's comforting to me and my southern soldier to have her within a reasonable commute.

Lavender Spa, on garden grove blvd in garden grove?

[Sticker]

Been too busy with work and life obligations lately, so this is a belated report. On MLK Day, I decided to celebrate with an old friend, namely Ruby from Lavender. Since it had been a few months, I wasn't even sure if she was still providing there, but bingo, I was lucky.

The funny part was that upon arriving and stepping inside the Lavender lobby, I couldn't get the mama to come up front. Rang the counter bell, knocked on the windows and doors. Nada. Finally, some Viet guy came in delivering cases of those little water bottles they post-coitally dispense, and after he banged on the door and yelled for mama, she finally answered blurry eyed and obviously waking up. And it was 10:15 am Good for her.

She kinda recognized me and led me to the room, forgetting to get the HF. After waiting far longer than I like (past 10 minutes), the gorgeous Ruby greeted me, and I immediately dumped my disgruntlement. Ruby was the same vision she's always been, and just as accommodating. I've reported on her many times before, so if interested, you can read about the drill, and the thrill of being able to stick a tongue or a thumb up her cute little ass and sass.

The Lavender girls always collect the "gift" before the act, so after leaving the room with it, mama must have had a cognitive moment, because Ruby came back to say the "lady" wanted the house fee. No worries there, just slightly amusing.

Bottom line: Ruby is gorgeous from top to her bottom, and nearly rivals her Korean counterparts in service. And since I have to travel much further to get a little extra in the way of GFE, it's comforting to me and my southern soldier to have her within a reasonable commute.

[Dildo Baggens]

This place is a total blue ball tease. Grazed and grazed, on the flip nothing. So I tipped nada. These places need to die in a hurry!! Do Not Patronize.

Baggens.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Bod...02026/58754949