The Massholes

[GeorgeMason]

1. How do Chriss boyfriend make Chriss scream twice? He fudge him real hard then wipe his dick off on Chriss curtains.

2. It take both Chriss and his boyfriend to screw in lightbulb. His boyfriend screw it in and Chriss stand around and say 'FABULOUS'.

3. Chriss boyfriend tell me difference between fridgerator and Chriss. Boyfriend say fridgerator don't fart when he pull his meat out.

4. What did jewist rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give to Chriss to use as chewing gum.

5. What did Chriss sperm say to his boyfriend sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?

6. Chriss knew he was homo when he realize he make Juston Beiber look straight.

7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.

8. Why is Chriss embarrass when get caught blowing his hung boyfriend? He caught with a foot in his mouth.

9. Chriss once serve in Greek army. They motto is never leave your buddys behind.

10. As gay man, Chriss use rib condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.

11. Chriss make us think he gangster but when he do drive-by all he do is throw Skittles and say 'taste the rainbow betches'.

12. Chriss can screw in light bulb all by hisself. But it take half of the ER to get it back out.

13. Chriss so gay that when doctor ask him for sperm sample Chriss fart in a cup.

14. You know how much cum Chriss have? A butt load.

15. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.

16. Did you know Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.

17. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.

18. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.

19. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

20. Chriss catch his boyfriend jerking off into rubber and ask him what he do? Chriss boyfriend say he packing Chriss a lunch.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

That include you to Admin2. I know you laugh at this shit.

[BillyBaloney]

Know what's funny too? When you were banned.

BB.

You have to admit, he stuffed that one straight up your tailpipe! LMAO.

[Member #5013]

I just have to laugh when I read what you type. You're so fucking funny.

Now squeal like a pig Porky.

Know what's funny too? When you were banned.

BB.

[Toujula]

WOW, THESE ARE SOME STRONG ACCUSATIONS BILL.

Well, you brought this onto yourself, fishing out for young men down on Orlando and then try to be cute.

By labelibg yourself "balloney", you shot your own self on the foot. Yeah bill, deny it all you want, you alreay told us how and why you came up with that name, because of your bare backing activities. Theres no going back now, guy.

Ita one thing to be a local homo but when you coulsnt get enough and had to go get booty out of state, ah. Bill, you got exposed and Chris5 is viewed as a stand up guy for exposing you and we thank him for his outstanding work.

I'm sure Orlando will sleep better know who the booty pirate butt muncher bare back ass pudge fucker is.

Billy how long have you been a undercover faggot? I told you I am not done with you boy. Once I dispose of your butt buddy bacon boy, I will be fully directed on taking you out next. My battles normally end by tko asshole! With me emerging as the WINNER.

CHUMP.

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

No way asshole! I am not letting you off the hook GAY boy! Your secret has been exposed here and also on my home board the Rat Trap. I will warn the Orlando Board of your bi sexual behavior so that if you are ever in the magic city no one will see your GAY ass. You have been exposed! Don't tell me every member on the Boston Thread is a LIAR! LOL! You're Sino a pathetic little girl. I will continue kicking your GAY ass as long as it takes. You are not welcome in the RAT TRAP!!

Chris5.

You can go fuck yourself you coward. You haven't kicked anyone's ass. I'm right here and will haunt your drug dealing, woman abusing ass. It's funny how you think you run this board. When in reality your a loser.

When are you going to see Deb? Hopefully not soon. Please keep your AIDS ridden ass in FL. Thanks.



BB.

[Fuhgetaboudit]

Hey Dudes,

It sounds like every one of you has Blatant Hardcore Homoerotic Tendencies and fixations. Maybe you should all gather together in one big room, sit in a circle so you crowd around yourselves, and have one big masturbation orgy.

Any way of reining it in a tad, to at least keep in the realm of being a bit more female-centric and hetero-erotic?

Billy how long have you been a undercover faggot? I told you I am not done with you boy. Once I dispose of your butt buddy bacon boy, I will be fully directed on taking you out next. My battles normally end by tko asshole! With me emerging as the WINNER. CHUMP. Chris5.

When did you become the elected spokesman for the Board? You use the word "we" or "us" seven times in the above rant. I am wondering who you are speaking for, can you have your supporters stand up and be counted? Ah, I didn't think so, looks like it is you and Chris in this together, yet another unwanted sequel to " Dumb and Dumber".

Funny how you claim to be censored and slapped down by A2 yet all 12 of your posts have been posted without deletion or revision. Not sure what you are talking about, maybe one of your make believe friends has been a victim of this? Your posts still lack that true Trojula anger, it must be killing you not the be hitting the caps lock key.

So can you tell us more about that north shore Desi girl you "dated"? Of course I am using the word dated here so I don't cross the line, but we both know what you did.

[BillyBaloney]

With me emerging as the WINNER.

CHUMP.

Chris5.

How about this:

We agree to let A2 post a poll to see who kicked whos ass in this battle. The evidence is here for all to see dating back to when you first showed your sorry ass here on Massholes. If the vote goes your way, A2 deletes my account and places a "banned" designation below my name. There is no worse label other than the Ultra rare " Douchebag" that, as far as I know, only NegRapist / Toujula has earned.

If the vote goes my way same goes for you, you are done.

So, tough guy, what will you do? My guess is you cave, the sissy pole smoker you are, and not even respond. Prove me wrong tough guy.

[BillyBaloney]

Hi Bacon, pardon me for butting in your minor spat with Chris5, I just wanted to tell you that if you are GAY, there is nothing to be ashamed of, at least nowadays that's what they say.

There is fairly a large Gay community you can be part of and be proud of it. You have the Gay parade, Gay bars and Gay sex, all for your convenience. Just except who you are and just move on dude.

We, real men here, just are opposite of you and prefer woman. This is just my opinion of course and hope it helps, if any.

Come on now NegRapist, channel that inner Toujula and really let go! Hit that caps lock key and go crazy!

Why do you keep dodging my questions about that Desi you raped, I mean dated, on the north shore? And what's the big infatuation with Desi providers anyway? They always suck but not in a good way. Shit, even the Desi porn girls are known for their shitty attitudes, lack of menu and overall suckiness. I can't figure out what you see in those smelly ass bitches.

[BillyBaloney]

For Littering.

Billy how long have you been a undercover faggot? I told you I am not done with you boy. Once I dispose of your butt buddy bacon boy, I will be fully directed on taking you out next. My battles normally end by tko asshole! With me emerging as the WINNER.

CHUMP.

Chris5.

Chris, every fucking post is the same, gay this, gay that, Faggot etc. It has become boring.

Sound familiar?

You're repeating the same shit!

Chris5.

Also, If you have proof I am gay, produce it like I did with you and your lover TrailHunter:

I've got to know him personally. We've shared info that I will keep secret and take with me to my grave. You guys know him as Chris5 , and he is affectionately known by me as Bro, my friend, my lover*.

Chris, saying the same shit over and over is just fucking boring. You do not deserve my attention you are just too fucking dumb.

[Chris5]

Hi Bacon, pardon me for butting in your minor spat with Chris5, I just wanted to tell you that if you are GAY, there is nothing to be ashamed of, at least nowadays that's what they say.

There is fairly a large Gay community you can be part of and be proud of it. You have the Gay parade, Gay bars and Gay sex, all for your convenience. Just except who you are and just move on dude.

We, real men here, just are opposite of you and prefer woman. This is just my opinion of course and hope it helps, if any.

Negsiro my friend I appreciate your POST. Your post was spot on the money! I will take your advice and warn Orlando about Billy Boy gay habits and cross dressing. I feel bad that the real men in Boston have to deal with these two gays on the Boston board.

Again Orlando thanks you sir.

Chris5.

[Short Stroke]

Obviouly someone is feeding you quotes because you're really not that intelligent to find those on your own. I guess were supposed to believe everything we read on here?

I just have to laugh when I read what you type. You're so fucking funny.

Now squeal like a pig Porky.

[Chris5]

When did you become the elected spokesman for the Board? You use the word "we" or "us" seven times in the above rant. I am wondering who you are speaking for, can you have your supporters stand up and be counted? Ah, I didn't think so, looks like it is you and Chris in this together, yet another unwanted sequel to " Dumb and Dumber".

Funny how you claim to be censored and slapped down by A2 yet all 12 of your posts have been posted without deletion or revision. Not sure what you are talking about, maybe one of your make believe friends has been a victim of this? Your posts still lack that true Trojula anger, it must be killing you not the be hitting the caps lock key.

So can you tell us more about that north shore Desi girl you "dated"? Of course I am using the word dated here so I don't cross the line, but we both know what you did.

Billy how long have you been a undercover faggot? I told you I am not done with you boy. Once I dispose of your butt buddy bacon boy, I will be fully directed on taking you out next. My battles normally end by tko asshole! With me emerging as the WINNER.

CHUMP.

Chris5.

[Toujula]

Hi Bacon, pardon me for butting in your minor spat with Chris5, I just wanted to tell you that if you are GAY, there is nothing to be ashamed of, at least nowadays that's what they say.

There is fairly a large Gay community you can be part of and be proud of it. You have the Gay parade, Gay bars and Gay sex, all for your convenience. Just except who you are and just move on dude.

We, real men here, just are opposite of you and prefer woman. This is just my opinion of course and hope it helps, if any.

Obviouly someone is feeding you quotes because you're really not that intelligent to find those on your own. I guess were supposed to believe everything we read on here? If thats the case then you are rapist that drugs and beats women(see Rat Trap)?

Listen here Bill Cosby. Show me some hard evidence that I'm gay or bisexual instead of quotes from cowardly members. You can't.

You're like a little boy that keeps saying "no you are! no you are!".

You can keep banging on your keyboard. Keep acting like a monkey. You can't shake me boy.

BB.

[Chris5]

Obviouly someone is feeding you quotes because you're really not that intelligent to find those on your own. I guess were supposed to believe everything we read on here? If thats the case then you are rapist that drugs and beats women(see Rat Trap)?

Listen here Bill Cosby. Show me some hard evidence that I'm gay or bisexual instead of quotes from cowardly members. You can't.

You're like a little boy that keeps saying "no you are! no you are!".

You can keep banging on your keyboard. Keep acting like a monkey. You can't shake me boy.

BB.

No way asshole! I am not letting you off the hook GAY boy! Your secret has been exposed here and also on my home board the Rat Trap. I will warn the Orlando Board of your bi sexual behavior so that if you are ever in the magic city no one will see your GAY ass. You have been exposed! Don't tell me every member on the Boston Thread is a LIAR! LOL! You're Sino a pathetic little girl. I will continue kicking your GAY ass as long as it takes. You are not welcome in the RAT TRAP!!

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

GAY and Bi Sexual! Bacon is so busted. This guy is a joke.

Chris5.

Obviouly someone is feeding you quotes because you're really not that intelligent to find those on your own. I guess were supposed to believe everything we read on here? If thats the case then you are rapist that drugs and beats women(see Rat Trap)?

Listen here Bill Cosby. Show me some hard evidence that I'm gay or bisexual instead of quotes from cowardly members. You can't.

You're like a little boy that keeps saying "no you are! no you are!".

You can keep banging on your keyboard. Keep acting like a monkey. You can't shake me boy.

BB.