Massage Parlor Reports

[Lovethatbob]

Anyone seen this lady?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-toe/17417595

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

Very lovely 30-35 ish white gal who does outcall only, or sometimes does incall at a nice hotel. I saw her down at the Lumiere about 10-11 months ago. Excellent rack, decent face, shapely, seemingly intelligent and educated. But!, and there is a "but" that caused me to be one and done with her. Lack of enjoyment, to be blunt.

Her skills were zero on the massage. Clearly had no training and didn't try hard to figure out what massaging a person is supposed to be all about. (I'm using past tense here because things may well have changed since roughly March of 2015.) Also, her hour was 40 minutes, which is what I selected. So her half hour may be 20, not sure about that because I never returned to try it out. Mundane happy completion, and the only extra discussed was going topless for a hefty upcharge. Lastly, she was very quiet to the point where I was thinking "what is the deal here? Is she maybe taping this encounter for LEO?" I'm pretty sure that is NOT the situation. Instead, I think she probably had to resign herself to this "occupation" due to lack of funds. I'm surprised she has stuck with it.

But, as I said, it's been quite a while since I saw her, and maybe she's gotten much better at the massage and maybe she's gotten friendlier. Which would sure be nice.

LTB.

[PilotPete]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/18459958

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...arles/19190408

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

Thanks for the excellent reviews.

St. Charles Asian Angie has been around a long while and does offer FS (or at least used to). I had some very active and enjoyable sessions but it has been a few years. One advantage of travel is the excellent Asian talent elsewhere so I don't even try it here.

I haven't heard of Nikki shedding that top and sharing those magnificent ta-tas in several years. If that was available again I would repeat, but her time management skills are also suspect.

I would add that Rayne (near Page & Warson) looks great but is working 2 straight jobs, is hard to schedule and seems pretty tired. She had foot surgery so standing pains her. I sympathize and really like her but she doesn't even advertise much anymore? I haven't seen Kim in awhile who used to work doubles with Rayne and has a spectacular rack.

Knotty Kneads is expensive at 3 bills but does provide a good true Nuru, is orally talented, slim and tight.

I haven't tried Amazing Heights since mood and atmosphere are important. I think some of these ladies are bored and need someone to talk to. Another advantage of Asian providers in other cities is they usually aren't chatty.

[Member #2613]

There are a few parlors along manchester. The other day I tried two. One I have seen for a few weeks advertising 45 for foot massage. I went in and it was a 60+ asian lady. Did not stay to find out. Next I went to day spa in front of best buy. Thwo ladies working. The lady I got was in her 40 ish nothing to write home about. Good masage. On the flip nothing. So I encurage her but nothing she did help me get off by playing with the boys while I did the deed. Needles to say I won't be back. I can do that at home and save the cash. Total damage 60 oh well. Be safe.

[Downyonder]

I second that! I also tried both months ago. Horrible service. Rushed. Overpriced. Old ladies. For me just not worth my hard earn $$.

Well, just goes to show, opinions vary.

[Downyonder]

Hey guys.

This may not be the appropriate place for this post so Admin delete if you feel it necessary.

I got a text and a gift from a WELL reviewed provider the other day. The text read "thanks for being normal and not a creep. There are some weirdo clients I see". She is not the first provider to mention something like this to me. I have also read reviews of providers where guys state "no extras available". I haven't been in the hobby as long as some of you guys, so take this with a grain of salt. I believe EVERY provider on here on ANY given day will do MUCH more than a h / j. I say this based on my own personal experiences in the hobby. I chuckle to myself sometimes when I read reviews about some providers who guys say h / j only or no extras. There are a few well reviewed providers who I have gotten more from without asking, or being upsold (NO pm's on who they are because some of you my friends can & WILL ruin a good thing for whatever reasons I haven't figured out yet).

I guess what I'm saying guys is if you act like you have some sense, don't ask for any crazy fetish right out of the gate, and don't act like Hannibal Lecter, I think your mongering experience will improve. Just my opinion guys.

Be safe and always report.

Spoolie.

True. You can get lot more if you don't act like a dick.

[Larks Tongue]

That is because those boobs are from here: https://twitter.com/kusecretadmire.

The Chive had an article about a year or so ago about #kuboobs on twitter. This is one of the images. My money is on her not being who answers the door.

Those KU boobs have been on display more than Pamela Andersons'.

If those did answer the door my guess would be that it would cost $$$$$ - 1K to visit them.

[Larks Tongue]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/18459958


http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...arles/19190408

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

Sorry about your experience with batshit crazy lady. If you would have jumped on her website then her twitter account that might have saved you some grief. All her crazy ideas are on display there.

Good luck and be safe out there.

[Jeffc 574]

Anyone seen this lady?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-toe/17417595

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

That is because those boobs are from here: https://twitter.com/kusecretadmire.

The Chive had an article about a year or so ago about #kuboobs on twitter. This is one of the images. My money is on her not being who answers the door.

[Speedy223]

It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.

So does this means a HE? Is it worth the drive?

[FartCity]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/18459958

In a low-rent apartment used only for working in St. Charles near that big business / restaurant complex. Woman is 50 ish, likely Chinese, but does look a little Japanese (does that make me sound like a dipshit Amererican?) For her age, she is very attractive and the photo could be considered accurate. East side-style massage on a bed, only a little longer. Not much teasing. On flip, went straight for the ending. Pretty skilled, but a handy is a handy. No nudity. I might consider trying again to see if she warms up on a second visit, but probably only if I'm desperate. She was very easy to book. Said she's the only one who works there, which is nice since I feared it might be a trafficking hive. I'm pretty sure it's not. Paid for an hour and was out in 30.

Clayton Nikki.

Widely reviewed, but I'll throw a penny in the fountain. Really liked the location. In a far-off corner of a nice office building. Good massage with a little teasing. On flip, massage continued into about the best ending you'll get. Was a pretty much all business, but felt like future visits would get better with more familiarity. Anyone who can say a difference between 30 and 60 minutes? Also, looked like she's expanding her space, so she might have some pretty awesome plans.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...arles/19190408

Was really excited for this one. Reviews on TER are through the roof. This lady was nutty. The entire time, she yammered on about how the government is out to get us in a paranoid, disjointed fashion. It killed any sensuality to what I expected from a Nuru massage, and felt more like I was in a weird David Lynch scene with a chubby lady rubbing her tits on my while yelling about chemicals in our water and every other political conspiracy theory. I think at one point she seemed shocked that I didn't notice the chemtrails in the sky the government sprayed yesterday. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she was genuinely enthusiastic. As long as she was on the receiving end. Otherwise, pretty bad. Maybe she was off some meds or something. $. 8 down the drain.

My frustration is at a peak around here. I might just shut up and join the YGND crew. Been putting if off for years, as I don't like high volume and sounds like you never get your full hour, but at least you know it'll be safe, the girl will be reasonable attractive and not a weirdo.

[Stlconnoisseur]

So is it totally legit?

It is legitimate good time but a haul from St. Louis. She was on my bucket list based upon all the hype on this site and I made the drive once. I did not think she was as hot looking as the reviews lead you to believe but a nice lady. She does have a rate card with price list in her massage area in basement which I thought was odd and the amount you were quoted is just the massage rate.

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone seen this lady?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-toe/17417595

She has changed number recently and I vaguely remember seeing review and reference to kuboobs.

[OldDawg]

Despite of mix reviews I decided to dream at fuji. Mamasan answered the ring bell (presence of ring bell is a good sign). She took me to a room and Blue showed up. Knowing asians she was 40's but a body of high 20's. I was fully happy with her bcups and tight box. 0. 4 for the house and $. 4 for Blue dream.

Few thoughts. I never ask for more than 30 minutes and usually cost $. 6. I don't know why are guys expending $. 5 for HJ from ygnd. I never paid more than $ for HJ or diy. FS is between $ to $$ And the three signs are just for very very unique girls.

I will repeat Blue but I'm pretty sure there some ugly ones around that area.

Everyone has their own view of what good value is, but YGND has been $125 for years, never $150. To me, and I am a AMP fan if I get lucky with one, they are cheaper, but you honestly don't know what you're going to get on any given visit. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a little Dick Roulette, sometimes not. Reliable and safe go a long way with me.

[HawtDaug]

That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.

So is it totally legit?

[Lovethatbob]

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5408853127.html

Has anyone seen this women in Jeffco? I talked to her yesterday but she was booked up. Told me her rates are $70 for an hour. I asked about draping and she said it was optional. Any Intel would be appreciated.

That's Karen. Been reviewed here often in the past. Mostly very very positive.

LTB.