The Rat Trap

[GeorgeMason]

Uh, oh.

The Donald Trump has bad news for all you old folks here.

https://www.facebook.com/CarbonTV/vi...3997546475360/

When you bus vamoose and you find yourself on the beach in Puerto Vallarta don't ask me to come find you and bring you back.

[Member #5013]

How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!

Lmao!

CHUMP!

Chris5.

Go back to school and figure out how to read a map you stupid fuck. Damn boy your game is weak. You must have been sucking mad dick in jail instead of getting your GED.

You are one of the sadest punks on this site.

BB.

[BillyBaloney]

I Immediately call for you to retire your account.

Chris5.

Dear Board.

Let me review how all this silliness transpired.

1.) Chris brought his fake tough guy act to Massholes and was beaten down like a red headed step child.

2.) Chris retreated to his home turf and stupidly claimed victory.

3.) We Followed Chris here to continue kicking his pathetic ass on a daily basis and set the record straight on Chris's "victory".

4.) Chris, seeing his own intellectual limitations, decides to go on the "gay" offensive. Of course he has no proof but that never stops Chris from posting his "facts".

5.) Chris "demands" Bacon and I to retire. Illusions of grandeur abound.

6.) Chris's lover TrailHunter outs him on the SW thread. FWIW, TH seems to be a good guy, I feel bad he got mixed up in this.

7.) Chris continues to get beat down day in, day out.

That about sums things up if you are just getting started with this nonsense.

[BillyBaloney]

How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!

Lmao!

CHUMP!

Chris5.

Chris, we got about 6 inches of snow around Boston. You are so dumb that even when you can look up the answer you get it wrong. So, Demon of Screamin' you blowing Trail tonight?

[Chris5]

Christina5, Please stop looking for and harassing men you closet homosexual. Don't you understand that your game is weak and no one wants to play your gay games?

BB.

How's that 22 inches of snow there in Boston? LOL! I'm sure you have enough GAY porn and magazines to wack off too!!

Lmao!

CHUMP!

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

Anyone heard from YragFag? Man I miss tearing his GAY ass apart on a daily basis! I guess I was to hard on him and he ran away from the TRAP. Oh well I will just continue to abuse my new beitch bacon boy from Boston. He's a real pussy.

Chris5.

Christina5, Please stop looking for and harassing men you closet homosexual. Don't you understand that your game is weak and no one wants to play your gay games?

BB.

[Chris5]

Anyone heard from YragFag? Man I miss tearing his GAY ass apart on a daily basis! I guess I was to hard on him and he ran away from the TRAP. Oh well I will just continue to abuse my new beitch bacon boy from Boston. He's a real pussy.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

You're game is lame son. You have nothing new to say. Think of some new material in between sucking dick and flipping burgers.

BB.

This is a forum for men seeking women to fuck. Please go to the proper GAY site bacon boy.

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!

Chris5.

You're game is lame son. You have nothing new to say. Think of some new material in between sucking dick and flipping burgers.

BB.

[GeorgeMason]

1. Before Chriss come here 'cocksucker' was a word for a good woman. Now its a word for a bad man.

2. Last time Chriss in prison they take his prostetic legs away leaving him only 4 feet tall. He was the purfect height tall to be the prison cocksucker.

3. Chriss like to wear fingernail Polish so when he jerk his noodle it looks like a girl is doing it. Sometime he forgets to wear the Polish and he think another man is jerking his noodle. He likes that even better.

4. I ask Chriss if he suck my dick if I washed it. He say no. So he must really be a dirty cocksucker.

5. How can you tell if you end up in Chriss's bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.

6. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

7. Ever time Chriss go to Diary Queen he order a penis butter parfait.

8. What you call a pimple on Chriss ass? A brain tumor.

9. Why do Chriss eat beans ever Friday? So he can have a bubble bath on Saturday.

10. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

11. Chriss start out as a 'hobo'. Then he decide he want to be a 'homo'. Reason is a hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.

12. Chriss and his boyfriend make so much noise having sex that neighbors nicknamed Chriss the 'Demon of Screamin'.

13. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

14. Last month Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

15. Chriss got catch by police last night when he with his boyfriend. Charge was cocksucking in public with intent to swallow.

16. I ask Chriss what difference of gay men and jello? He say jello come in more than 1 flavor.

17. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

18. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

[Chris5]

#18696.

BuffGuy111.

Senior Member.

Posts: 432.

Bella BBW.

Had to go see her again. This time she offered to make breakfast for me as I was hungry. As usual her service was impeccable then went off to make breakfast while I kick back and watched some tv. I ate and was on my way. No upsell on anything for the breakfast but I had to throw in a few more for the kind gesture. Great service and food. I will be repeating. Guys if you give her a heads up she will go out her way to make you happy from food to Greece!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...esbbw/14102617

BG111.

Dude are you fucking serious? What was the purpose of this review of a backpage chick you have seen multiple times. In your review you say you were hungry and she offered to cook you breakfast, while you kicked back and watched fucking tv! While encouraging other mongers to run to this FAT chick for her to cook for them as well! This is the problem here with silly ass Orlando Mongers! The only thing you should do is show up, get your dick sucked, fuck her, bust a nut, pull up your pants and LEAVE! You asshole Orlando Mongers are pathetic!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

Christina5 you are a punk ass cocksucker plain and simple. Be thankful you have your computer to act tough on and your 30 dollar hookers to feel powerful. Bottom line is you are a fucking coward. I'm 100 percent sure that you've sucked more than a few dicks. Why don't you get off this site betch!

BB.

Get your head out of Billy Boy Asshole and try dating a WOMAN!! Lmao!! You seem very angry and hostile towards Chris5. My advice to you Bacon Boy is to either move to boy's town or go to the highest skyscraper in Boston and take the elevator to the rooftop and simply JUMP!! Just get it over with GAY man!! I'll be sure to pay a visit to the cemetery and take a HUGE shit right on your tombstone asshole! LOL!

Chris5.

[Chris5]

You're not bored of me you are bored of not understanding my posts you moron.

Everyone knows I have kicked your as from Boston to Orlando but don't go quitting on me now you pussy. Take your beatings like a man, you deserve them.

Calm down you fucking Faggot! You're in Boston in a fucking blizzard so I understand the hostility. You need To switch to pussy instead of dick and get laid GAY boy.

I Immediately call for you to retire your account.

Chris5.

[BillyBaloney]

You got it right BB.

Chriss and TH make so much noise when porking each another that neighbors now call Chriss the "Demon of Screamin"! HA ha.

Thats fucking funny George, thanks. I knew I had seen Chris in a movie but couldn't put my finger on it, your DoS reference helped.

Chris in the woods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxUbv90lLI.

[Member #5013]

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Thank you!!

So do you two get a room and circle jerk each other while patting each others backs?

TH " you're the best monger Chrissy!

C5 " No, you are TH".

Camera pulls back as they start to blow each other.

* Ok, I admit I added the "my lover" part! LMAO.

CHRIS5 is a sausage smoker! LOL!

I knew you had skeletons in your closet you sick fuck.

You're a homo!

LOL!

BB.