The Massholes

[GeorgeMason]

1. Before Chriss come here 'cocksucker' was a word for a good woman. Now its a word for a bad man.

2. Last time Chriss in prison they take his prostetic legs away leaving him only 4 feet tall. He was the purfect height tall to be the prison cocksucker.

3. Chriss like to wear fingernail Polish so when he jerk his noodle it looks like a girl is doing it. Sometime he forgets to wear the Polish and he think another man is jerking his noodle. He likes that even better.

4. I ask Chriss if he suck my dick if I washed it. He say no. So he must really be a dirty cocksucker.

5. How can you tell if you end up in Chriss's bar? Even the pool tables don't have balls.

6. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

7. Ever time Chriss go to Diary Queen he order a penis butter parfait.

8. What you call a pimple on Chriss ass? A brain tumor.

9. Why do Chriss eat beans ever Friday? So he can have a bubble bath on Saturday.

10. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

11. Chriss start out as a 'hobo'. Then he decide he want to be a 'homo'. Reason is a hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass.

12. Chriss and his boyfriend make so much noise having sex that neighbors nicknamed Chriss the 'Demon of Screamin'.

13. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

14. Last month Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

15. Chriss got catch by police last night when he with his boyfriend. Charge was cocksucking in public with intent to swallow.

16. I ask Chriss what difference of gay men and jello? He say jello come in more than 1 flavor.

17. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

18. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!

[Admin2]

Hell, when you were Toujula at least there was some venom in your posts. Now the best you can do is gay accusations? You sound like a 12 yo. Or Chris.

Step up your game son.

Yeah I got a kick out of this part of his first post.

Hey all, this is a new profile but am a long time veteran in the game. Just lost my password and log in info for last profile I created a long time ago and I've mostly been on other sites. Thought I'd get back to the local ones like this for a bit. Things seem more at home here.

Lost my password / got banned for being an asshole. Mostly the same thing I guess.

[Toujula]

Yes sirreee Bob, you are correct, Chris.

This homo ass muncher has pissed off a lot of people on here, its about time he is exposed for what he is, a pudge ass licker.

The only I would seriously recommend to others is to take account of any providers he recommends and try to avoid. We know he loves to Bare Back his boyfriends and then Bares Back providers.

I'd play it safe on this one fellas, its the last thing we need, is a Homo Barebacking adventurer ramming his shit stained pipe up a wet twat and have you go lick it and stick yours in it as well.

He didn't list "Baloney" in his name for nothing, there's a deep meaning behind it.

As others would say, stay safe and happy hunting.

This does not surprise me at all. A GAY man masquerading on this great forum. Billy Boy I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum!

Faggot!

Chris5.

[BillyBaloney]

This does not surprise me at all. A GAY man masquerading on this great forum. Billy Boy I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum!

Faggot!

Chris5.

Every post from you is the same, gay this, gay that. If you have some proof post it. Like I did about your lover TrailHunter on the Trap. We knew anyone so hell bent on accusing everyone of being gay must be gay himself. Thank your butt buddy Trail for outing you.

[BillyBaloney]

I remember back in the days there was this small bar down in the south end you told you used to hang out and had your first gay encounter.

I remember you told the story when you got drunk but vehemently denied it sending out a chain email, saying it was a wild sarcastic joke, lmao. You can sense the feeling.

All the guys were saying, "yaaaa riiiight", LOL. It was too funny.

Well, can't go back now bud, if you're Gay. You're Gay or bisexual, that's your preference. Just stop fucking providers bare back and recommending them will ya.

Thanks.

Hell, when you were Toujula at least there was some venom in your posts. Now the best you can do is gay accusations? You sound like a 12 yo. Or Chris.

Step up your game son.

[Chris5]

I remember back in the days there was this small bar down in the south end you told you used to hang out and had your first gay encounter.

I remember you told the story when you got drunk but vehemently denied it sending out a chain email, saying it was a wild sarcastic joke, lmao. You can sense the feeling.

All the guys were saying, "yaaaa riiiight", LOL. It was too funny.

Well, can't go back now bud, if you're Gay. You're Gay or bisexual, that's your preference. Just stop fucking providers bare back and recommending them will ya.

Thanks.

This does not surprise me at all. A GAY man masquerading on this great forum. Billy Boy I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum!

Faggot!

Chris5.

[Toujula]

I remember back in the days there was this small bar down in the south end you told you used to hang out and had your first gay encounter.

I remember you told the story when you got drunk but vehemently denied it sending out a chain email, saying it was a wild sarcastic joke, lmao. You can sense the feeling.

All the guys were saying, "yaaaa riiiight", LOL. It was too funny.

Well, can't go back now bud, if you're Gay. You're Gay or bisexual, that's your preference. Just stop fucking providers bare back and recommending them will ya.

Thanks.

[Member #5013]

After going back several pages reviewing your POST history I have come to realize what I already knew. That you are a worthless GAY piece of shit. I could not find ANY actual reviews of women that you have done. ZERO! Not even a Boston street walker? You're completely useless to this board. I am so glad you're there in blizzard Boston and not the sunshine state. This board is for contributors who seek women to fuck! You're contributed ZERO! I wish I could take a long piss down your throat. There is ZERO doubt in my mind that you are a worthless GAY man masquerading on this great forum. I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum and move to San Francisco which is where you belong.

LOSER.

Chris5.

Only a true homosexual would be that interested in another man to spend the time dwelling on him. You are quite the gay man as we have all suspected.

BB.

[BillyBaloney]

Hey, when I go to Orlando in March I plan to hook up with Savanna. Of course I will pass her screening and have no issue with her reasonable donation amount. Since you and I are buds if you want I will mail you the used condom. We all know that is about as close to fucking her as you will ever get.

BTG.

What cat got your sore infested tongue?

[Chris5]

After going back several pages reviewing your POST history I have come to realize what I already knew. That you are a worthless GAY piece of shit. I could not find ANY actual reviews of women that you have done. ZERO! Not even a Boston street walker? You're completely useless to this board. I am so glad you're there in blizzard Boston and not the sunshine state. This board is for contributors who seek women to fuck! You're contributed ZERO! I wish I could take a long piss down your throat. There is ZERO doubt in my mind that you are a worthless GAY man masquerading on this great forum. I call for you to immediately terminate your account on this great forum and move to San Francisco which is where you belong.

LOSER.

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

Enjoy that blizzard there in Boston!! Lmao!!

Faggot!

Chris5.

Wow you got me Christina5. Your humor is limitless and so original. You're like a poor mans, AIDS ridden, drug dealing, broke ass Eddie Murphy.

BB.

[Chris5]

Hey what's up you cowardly fuck? Is your shift over at Popeyes? I didn't know you set forum rules (telling people where to post) and were Swags spokesperson.

Don't worry. All of us will treat her like the lady that she is if she makes it to Boston.

BB.

When did you suck your first cock?

Chris5.

[Admin2]

They think the DKM's best of times is Tessie!

Nice references and I am impressed that an "out of towner" knows and appreciates the bands early years. Well done.

Now go fuck yourself!

BTG.

I have to admit though, I'm more into the later stuff. My issue with pretty much all punk is that you can only do so much to develop a theme in 2 minutes. State of Massachusetts brother now that's a fucking song.

"I suppose you've been a victim, I suspect you may have lied
Have you lost all ambition, won't you give this thing a try
If you can't and you fail, you won't be the only loser
These kids don't stand a chance with you in their future"

Oh yeah, go pack some snow in your ass.

[Chris5]

Hey what's up you cowardly fuck? Is your shift over at Popeyes? I didn't know you set forum rules (telling people where to post) and were Swags spokesperson.

Don't worry. All of us will treat her like the lady that she is if she makes it to Boston.

BB.

Enjoy that blizzard there in Boston!! Lmao!!

Faggot!

Chris5.

[Member #5013]

I sincerely hope that you are not going to start harassing and stalking Swags from Orlando like you did Debbie for nearly five years. If I were you I would forget about ever meeting Swags you fucking Faggot. You're one pathetic fat bald and GAY CHUMP!

Smh.

Chris5.

Hey what's up you cowardly fuck? Is your shift over at Popeyes? I didn't know you set forum rules (telling people where to post) and were Swags spokesperson.

Don't worry. All of us will treat her like the lady that she is if she makes it to Boston.

BB.