Massage Parlor Reports

[Lonely Smiles]

Follow on question.

If all one wants is a nice long table shower, a massage (realize full well this is not a MT), and then cap it off with a fantastic HE, would $40 or $50 on top of HF do it?

For MSOG, if 2nd HE would that add another $40 or $50?

-Nostromo23.

I don't know, in my opinion an AMP working girl is expecting the full tip with every customer. If you go in and negotiate lower tip and less things like no CFS, she isn't going to be too happy about that. She could be making the full tip with another guy during that hour she is spending with you. Of course, if you want to pay the full tip and only want a TS, HE, and (lame) massage I'm sure the provider would be delighted.

Yes, this. Think of it less like a discount ala carte buffet where you pick and choose to save money and more like going to see any other professional for an hour of their services. Obviously, working girls are not attorneys or doctors. However, if say an attorney has a billable hour of $300/ hour and I show up with crayons and coloring books to use the entire time instead of discuss legal matters, I would not expect the attorney to bill me any less than $300 for wasting his time.

Also keep in mind, some of the most popular girls have regulars who come see them just to talk and cuddle, no HE, while tipping the regular amount. I would tread carefully if you are looking for bargains in AMPs. Unless you have come to an agreement with a specific girl, undertipping is a quick way to get yourself on a "not welcome list. ".

And as you said, you realize full well this is not a regular Massage Therapist. Unless specifically noted in reviews that a particular girl has a background as a licensed MT, the big secret, that's really no secret at all, is that most of the girls give mediocre massages lol. Surprise. But that's not why we go to AMPs. It's been said many times before, but it bears repeating: If you want a real massage, go see an LMT.

Streetwalkers on the other hand, that's a whole different ball game, with discounts, risks, and kinky car sex for anyone with a strong enough stomach. I don't go there.

[HiPickle]

Which one is Kimmy?

Top right, lower left.

[Kainoa]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5543888

Tera (since October).

Kimmy (since December).

Suzy (new arrival).

Which one is Kimmy?

[SirRegal]

Follow on question.

If all one wants is a nice long table shower, a massage (realize full well this is not a MT), and then cap it off with a fantastic HE, would $40 or $50 on top of HF do it?

For MSOG, if 2nd HE would that add another $40 or $50?

-Nostromo23.

I don't know, in my opinion an AMP working girl is expecting the full tip with every customer. If you go in and negotiate lower tip and less things like no CFS, she isn't going to be too happy about that. She could be making the full tip with another guy during that hour she is spending with you. Of course, if you want to pay the full tip and only want a TS, HE, and (lame) massage I'm sure the provider would be delighted.

[ByTheBook]

What are my fellow mongers doing to the providers on Oahu? 90% of the women I want to see are gone. This makes it very frustrating for my visit for Pro-Bowl next week. I don't want to be a part of that Cluster-Fuck at Rejuve. I might have to visit Happiness 4 or 5 times in 3 days in order to foster some familiarization. That is my problem I am coming in new at every AMP. 1 Lady at Kison, 1 at CHM; 1 at Nirvana. I am going to have to waste a lot of money on hit-or-miss visits. I can hear it now,"Next time". I can visit across the street at Plus Spa, but the reports on Lucky have been less than stellar. You guys who live on the island have it soooo good. Enjoy. So many good providers are not working and that causes one to visit a lot of places seeking pleasure.

[Member #4996]

As a rookie to AMPs, how is the 60 minutes spent up? Is it usually 20 mins massage, action the rest of the way? Is there a FAQ around here somewhere LOL.

A FAQ is not a bad idea. What I have found helpful is to just Google Massage Parlor Etiquette. There is a ton of info on the subject.

Happy Hunting!

N23.

[Johnny14]

I would not expect getting an actual massage. Most of the girls provide weak massages to kill some time if you pop too quickly so lower your expectations on the quality of the massage if you actually get one from them.

Don't worry too much about the massage, unless you got a big hammer she'll rather not tangle with and spend more time massaging your body. The bigger that hammer, the more time spent away from that monster that will stretch her cords so she cannot function after that abuse.

Most providers are Korean used to the asian dai-kon, but not the Africana battering ram!

[Member #4996]

You can either go with the flow if you're comfortable with the pace the provider is going at or you can direct her as to what you would like to do. IMHO what I've found works best is going with the flow at first especially if it's your first time together. On subsequent visits you can take more of a director's approach since the comfort level may have already been established. Honestly it's all a learning curve with almost every single provider. Give their perspective some thought then you may be able to figure out your perfect formula for success. Remember the basics (hygiene, respect and it's a business) and you should get what you want most of the time. Of course YMMV as always.

G35.

Is MSOG the norm for these establishments? Asking as a guy with PE.

Follow on question.

If all one wants is a nice long table shower, a massage (realize full well this is not a MT), and then cap it off with a fantastic HE, would $40 or $50 on top of HF do it?

For MSOG, if 2nd HE would that add another $40 or $50?

-Nostromo23.

[SirRegal]

As a rookie to AMPs, how is the 60 minutes spent up? Is it usually 20 mins massage, action the rest of the way? Is there a FAQ around here somewhere LOL.

I would not expect getting an actual massage. Most of the girls provide weak massages to kill some time if you pop too quickly so lower your expectations on the quality of the massage if you actually get one from them.

[SirRegal]

I forgot where Tera came from, but as reported in the Kison thread, Suzy was Syndi at Sweet Spa. Previous reports are in the Sweet Spa thread.

Tera started off at Sweet Spa. There are reports there, too.

[G3504]

As a rookie to AMPs, how is the 60 minutes spent up? Is it usually 20 mins massage, action the rest of the way? Is there a FAQ around here somewhere LOL.

You can either go with the flow if you're comfortable with the pace the provider is going at or you can direct her as to what you would like to do. IMHO what I've found works best is going with the flow at first especially if it's your first time together. On subsequent visits you can take more of a director's approach since the comfort level may have already been established. Honestly it's all a learning curve with almost every single provider. Give their perspective some thought then you may be able to figure out your perfect formula for success. Remember the basics (hygiene, respect and it's a business) and you should get what you want most of the time. Of course YMMV as always.

G35.

[HawaiiBoy09]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5543888

Tera (since October).

Kimmy (since December).

Suzy (new arrival).

I forgot where Tera came from, but as reported in the Kison thread, Suzy was Syndi at Sweet Spa. Previous reports are in the Sweet Spa thread.

[Honolulu808]

So who's the hottie in red for the Kison backpage ad? Recognize Kimmy but not the other two.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5543888

Tera (since October).

Kimmy (since December).

Suzy (new arrival).

[Zuule]

So who's the hottie in red for the Kison backpage ad? Recognize Kimmy but not the other two.

That is Tera. Definitely 3 peat material. I've seen her 4 or 5 times.

[Enona1]

Is MSOG the norm for these establishments? Asking as a guy with PE.

So who's the hottie in red for the Kison backpage ad? Recognize Kimmy but not the other two.