Massage Parlor Reports

[SunSin1]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

Sandy is about 60, nuttier than a fruit cake and will talk non-sense the entire session (she rambles on, skipping to different subjects for no apparent reason).

She will jerk anyone off but try to act like it's the 1st time she has ever done so. "oh I don't normally do this".

BJ's may be available for an upsell, nothing beyond that, but you really should not want to go there.

She has been around for years and may have been something to look at in 1995, but certainly is not now.

If you thought she was even remotely hot then you were just really horny, the room was dark, and alcohol was most likely involved.

[Sgt Soros]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

Just so you know those 5 hello's were directed at your dick. Maybe her way of waking him up.

[Sgt Soros]

I think he might be talking about this one http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/thp/5407287881.html.

She has been around since the mid 80's, 1985 to be exact. She's Batshit crazy, messy, disorganized, and her massage not worth a crap. She used to not give a happy ending and if you asked she chewed your ass out for asking. She would claim, not to be that "type" of girl. I'm doing my level best trying to stay away from the "crazies". Anna in Norcross or whatever name she's using these days is another basket case.

[Niteluvr]

Visited S Massage on Sunday night. Papasan was working the desk which is probably never a good sign of things to come. And it wasn't.

Massage was good but clinical, not even a hint of anything extra. May give it one more try. Left and ventured to Min Hua. Don't recall.

The lady's name, but she wore glasses and had a small pooch around the mid section. Anyway, good massage with a handy, only OTC roaming allowed.

When I read such posts, it makes me wonder how hard a monger tried to get extras. This is not an affront to you but a few more details might help us understand exactly how the session went down. Based on that, someone may be able to offer some tips.

[MassagePerv]

I think he might be talking about this one http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/thp/5407287881.html.

Why did I think he was describing an Asian Girl??

My Bad!! Don't think this one would be for me!

I have that "Asian Fever" and I just can't get enuff!

I think we have all been spoiled by "Inch's" direct and to the point reviews!

LOL (Went, Banged Her, she's Beautiful, Huge Tits. Sucked them Nipples, Nice Kitty, Great Ass, might return!!

Good Value! Or Bad Attitude tipped $10 needs the Business won't return).

Best Intel on the market!!

Thanks "Inch" for all the inspiration! I appreciate you sampling all the goods from Athens to Marietta!!

[Game Cock Too]

Visited S Massage on Sunday night. Papasan was working the desk which is probably never a good sign of things to come. And it wasn't.

Massage was good but clinical, not even a hint of anything extra. May give it one more try. Left and ventured to Min Hua. Don't recall.

The lady's name, but she wore glasses and had a small pooch around the mid section. Anyway, good massage with a handy, only OTC roaming allowed.

I've been going there for a long time way back in the day, was always a spot for a handy. Well, for the ones that can handle, I'm willing to share a little secret on the World Wide Web LOL. There is a gal there that I've been seeing for about once a month last year, she it the best looking one there, about 35 or so, long black hair. She does a double handy for me, two HJ's within the hr. Half the times I can't do the second one towards the end, but I try LOL. On the flip, 20 min or so into the session, immediate tease and a long handy. Her name might me Cindy but I could be wrong, forgot it and kind of feel bad about asking her again because she might feel bad that I don't remember. I stopped going for a few months because she wanted to come over, etc. I don't need another gf so I didn't go for couple of months. Went within the last 24 hrs and got 2 HJ's In the hr. A Benjamin will do for twice, when I get one, 85/90 depends on my mood and how I liked it. Her massage is ok, kind of good, had better. HJ has its ups and downs, but she gets it done very well. I'm satisfied with her and her skills for the money. No touching tho, only grabbing her ass and I've seen her more then a dozen times. Big ass tits and sort of flat ass with just a little meat on it. It's worth a try. That's all. My view and my input, hope it helps and hope you guys see her because she deserves the business.

[Niteluvr]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

Are you talking about that old chick named Sandy in Roswell? I do agree with the others. Hard to guess what you mean when you use unknown abbreviations like ECM. Best to use only known abbreviations in your posts such as those under the Abbreviations tab above, or define them in your posts.

[MassagePerv]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

So I like weird chicks but not sure how to get a hold of them if there's no link or name bread crumb.

Any idea where you drove or what zip code?

What is E*see*M erotic creative massage?

Interesting report though thanks for getting my antenna raised!

[JackSouth]

What's this crap, see e see why, L. Mxxx. That's some hard to read retarded writing. Put a link up, but guess we might not need since she falls in the weird category. Oh, I get it, see. L is Craigslist. Still retarded way to be code worded. You went to see e see M from see L... Lol, that's some shit

I agree inch. If you are going to write a review make it so we will know what the hell you are trying to say. A link is always helpful.

[MassageAwesome]

I agree 100% with the three paths and I respond the same way.

As for IMassage it has been reported multiple times here and elsewhere that it is owned by the same lady who own's JoJos. Extras ain't happening at any of these places. They will be fired if the owner finds out.

That's happened to me quite a few times: the ol "tease and not deliver". If you are going to tease and not deliver at the end then you're not going to get a tip. Easy as that. Notice how they always give you the sad or disappointed face when you don't tip. Hey that's their fault. Of course they do that to make you think that next time you come in to see them you think you'll get lucky with them, and of course you don't. If the same person who owns Jo Jo's massage also owns Imassage then it is definitely legit. I went to Jo Jo's massage a couple weeks ago to get a massage from someone who used to massage me at another location. I think I saw the owner while I was there. She definitely looks like she don't play. Let's just say that I have not heard from this person since she massaged me. She used to text me every other day just to say hello but ever since going to Jo Jo's I have not heard from her. I'm going to text her today and see what's up.

[Big Comanche]

I have seen her a couple of times.

Decent handy dandy, and roaming is allowed.

Biggest tits I have ever seen in person and you can play with them all you want if that is your thing.

Her massage skills are nowhere near a CAMP, mostly just a basic rub until you get hard.

Rates are affordable and there is no up-sell, so if you just want to play with a big pair and get jerked off it's a good deal.

I don't think BJ / FS is on the menu.

I went last week. Shitty apartment in Marietta and it looks like she's put on 30 lbs since those pics were taken. Absolutely agree, those jugs are the size of small Volkswagens. Massage was mediocre but she was none too shy around the boys.

On the flip I notice she had somehow managed to get buck naked. I was thinking sweet! Asked her to get on top and she climbed on top and started to tit fuck me. I asked about FS and she said no. The TF was really good though and finished me off anyway.

The stayed naked while I got dressed and then walked me to the door. (still naked).

All in all it was a very strange day. I prefer the therapeutic aspect of a massage and this felt more like dirty sex. Try it if that's your thing though, she was very sweet.

[TomD2000]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

[JackSouth]

Forgot to post about this last week:

Know this place is legit, been here before and the only girl I've ever seen working gives a decent massage but is a notorious tease. Went by on the spur of the moment last week to get a 30 min rub and hold a little class in proper etiquette. As expected, she's wearing one of her trademark low-cut tops. She's thicker / softer than is my pref but has some niiice jubs. As usual, during the massage she does lots of playing with my ass and even grazing the boys. And we're not talking about "is she actually teasing or?" none of that "oops" kind of teasing. As in: knowing what I know now, if I went to a new spot and got this kind of attention below the Mason-Dixon I'd be stoked cause they're totally "game on" signals. So: get to the flip, it's pretty obvious where my interests lie, esp when I toss the towel off. Then, the kick: she offers DIY like it's some kind of huge favor she's doing me. I literally lold. I shake my head and point to her with a smile. And she gets all indignant, like no no I can't do that, etc. Rest of the session in silence. After, up front, give her the base 4 for the massage. And nothing else. She gives me pouty face, says "no tip?" so I tell her "tease and nothing, not ok, no tip" and walk. Thus endeth the lesson. Will never go back. If for some reason this place wasn't already on your blacklist, it clearly should be.

My rules say providers have three paths to choose, two of which are ok: no tease, no extras. That's cool. Disappointing, but whatever. Or: tease, extras. I think we are all on the same page with this combo. Both of these paths I can live with. But: tease, no extras. Nope, hell no, gtfo.

I agree 100% with the three paths and I respond the same way.

As for IMassage it has been reported multiple times here and elsewhere that it is owned by the same lady who own's JoJos. Extras ain't happening at any of these places. They will be fired if the owner finds out.

[Niteluvr]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

Same MO they've used for years, which is why I avoid.

[BigMoney21]

Unless you don't mind wasting money. Basically it was $60 upfront to be in their and anything goes starts off at $100. And the money looked like crack heads I hope this helped.

So is that an endorsement or a warning to stay away?