Massage Parlor Reports

[JackSouth]

What's this crap, see e see why, L. Mxxx. That's some hard to read retarded writing. Put a link up, but guess we might not need since she falls in the weird category. Oh, I get it, see. L is Craigslist. Still retarded way to be code worded. You went to see e see M from see L... Lol, that's some shit

I agree inch. If you are going to write a review make it so we will know what the hell you are trying to say. A link is always helpful.

[MassageAwesome]

I agree 100% with the three paths and I respond the same way.

As for IMassage it has been reported multiple times here and elsewhere that it is owned by the same lady who own's JoJos. Extras ain't happening at any of these places. They will be fired if the owner finds out.

That's happened to me quite a few times: the ol "tease and not deliver". If you are going to tease and not deliver at the end then you're not going to get a tip. Easy as that. Notice how they always give you the sad or disappointed face when you don't tip. Hey that's their fault. Of course they do that to make you think that next time you come in to see them you think you'll get lucky with them, and of course you don't. If the same person who owns Jo Jo's massage also owns Imassage then it is definitely legit. I went to Jo Jo's massage a couple weeks ago to get a massage from someone who used to massage me at another location. I think I saw the owner while I was there. She definitely looks like she don't play. Let's just say that I have not heard from this person since she massaged me. She used to text me every other day just to say hello but ever since going to Jo Jo's I have not heard from her. I'm going to text her today and see what's up.

[Big Comanche]

I have seen her a couple of times.

Decent handy dandy, and roaming is allowed.

Biggest tits I have ever seen in person and you can play with them all you want if that is your thing.

Her massage skills are nowhere near a CAMP, mostly just a basic rub until you get hard.

Rates are affordable and there is no up-sell, so if you just want to play with a big pair and get jerked off it's a good deal.

I don't think BJ / FS is on the menu.

I went last week. Shitty apartment in Marietta and it looks like she's put on 30 lbs since those pics were taken. Absolutely agree, those jugs are the size of small Volkswagens. Massage was mediocre but she was none too shy around the boys.

On the flip I notice she had somehow managed to get buck naked. I was thinking sweet! Asked her to get on top and she climbed on top and started to tit fuck me. I asked about FS and she said no. The TF was really good though and finished me off anyway.

The stayed naked while I got dressed and then walked me to the door. (still naked).

All in all it was a very strange day. I prefer the therapeutic aspect of a massage and this felt more like dirty sex. Try it if that's your thing though, she was very sweet.

[TomD2000]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

[JackSouth]

Forgot to post about this last week:

Know this place is legit, been here before and the only girl I've ever seen working gives a decent massage but is a notorious tease. Went by on the spur of the moment last week to get a 30 min rub and hold a little class in proper etiquette. As expected, she's wearing one of her trademark low-cut tops. She's thicker / softer than is my pref but has some niiice jubs. As usual, during the massage she does lots of playing with my ass and even grazing the boys. And we're not talking about "is she actually teasing or?" none of that "oops" kind of teasing. As in: knowing what I know now, if I went to a new spot and got this kind of attention below the Mason-Dixon I'd be stoked cause they're totally "game on" signals. So: get to the flip, it's pretty obvious where my interests lie, esp when I toss the towel off. Then, the kick: she offers DIY like it's some kind of huge favor she's doing me. I literally lold. I shake my head and point to her with a smile. And she gets all indignant, like no no I can't do that, etc. Rest of the session in silence. After, up front, give her the base 4 for the massage. And nothing else. She gives me pouty face, says "no tip?" so I tell her "tease and nothing, not ok, no tip" and walk. Thus endeth the lesson. Will never go back. If for some reason this place wasn't already on your blacklist, it clearly should be.

My rules say providers have three paths to choose, two of which are ok: no tease, no extras. That's cool. Disappointing, but whatever. Or: tease, extras. I think we are all on the same page with this combo. Both of these paths I can live with. But: tease, no extras. Nope, hell no, gtfo.

I agree 100% with the three paths and I respond the same way.

As for IMassage it has been reported multiple times here and elsewhere that it is owned by the same lady who own's JoJos. Extras ain't happening at any of these places. They will be fired if the owner finds out.

[Niteluvr]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

Same MO they've used for years, which is why I avoid.

[BigMoney21]

Unless you don't mind wasting money. Basically it was $60 upfront to be in their and anything goes starts off at $100. And the money looked like crack heads I hope this helped.

So is that an endorsement or a warning to stay away?

[JoeMan99]

Nothing beats the 200 round trip to Dallas. 150/ hr & 200/ hrs but they have the hottest Asians I have seen in the USA This includes philly, New York, and California in my opinion. Also there is an outstanding variety there.

Will keep in mind next time I pass through Texas!

[JoeMan99]

I can absolutely tell you where to go. It's called RTFF and BP and CL ads. That's how we find good places to go.

Sees ads, tries places, reads forum, asks question in the forum regarding specifically what he is looking for. Gets told to look at ads and read the forum. Very helpful, thank you!

[AsianLover]

True, but when She finds that in my truck she will know exactly what is up.

Frequent places that have showers available for afterwards such a W Massage on Winters Chapel or Nova in Marietta.

AL.

[AcWorthDude]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

So is that an endorsement or a warning to stay away?

[BigMoney21]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

[JWSouth]

Forgot to post about this last week:

Know this place is legit, been here before and the only girl I've ever seen working gives a decent massage but is a notorious tease. Went by on the spur of the moment last week to get a 30 min rub and hold a little class in proper etiquette. As expected, she's wearing one of her trademark low-cut tops. She's thicker / softer than is my pref but has some niiice jubs. As usual, during the massage she does lots of playing with my ass and even grazing the boys. And we're not talking about "is she actually teasing or?" none of that "oops" kind of teasing. As in: knowing what I know now, if I went to a new spot and got this kind of attention below the Mason-Dixon I'd be stoked cause they're totally "game on" signals. So: get to the flip, it's pretty obvious where my interests lie, esp when I toss the towel off. Then, the kick: she offers DIY like it's some kind of huge favor she's doing me. I literally lold. I shake my head and point to her with a smile. And she gets all indignant, like no no I can't do that, etc. Rest of the session in silence. After, up front, give her the base 4 for the massage. And nothing else. She gives me pouty face, says "no tip?" so I tell her "tease and nothing, not ok, no tip" and walk. Thus endeth the lesson. Will never go back. If for some reason this place wasn't already on your blacklist, it clearly should be.

My rules say providers have three paths to choose, two of which are ok: no tease, no extras. That's cool. Disappointing, but whatever. Or: tease, extras. I think we are all on the same page with this combo. Both of these paths I can live with. But: tease, no extras. Nope, hell no, gtfo.

[AcWorthDude]

Another thing (more expensive) is to bring an unscented massage oil that's better for your skin and won't peg the SO's spidey senses.

True, but when She finds that in my truck she will know exactly what is up.

[Swanson21]

Correct. Told her I would tip her well, but no dice. Just a tease, guess she wanted me to fill up on her and satisfy myself, but if it didn't work out, saved the cash and went to another after.

I hear ya. That's exactly what I would done.