Massage Parlor Reports

[TomD2000]

TOFTT I saw a add on see. L. And googled the # XXX ? 2259 and found a ad at E*see M*why which looked good. I called the # and she said hello. She did not answer with the name of the business. I said I needed a appointment in one hour. She said what will that be. So I looked at my sec. Cell to tell her. Off to a bad start. I got there on time and the door was locked. The sign pointed to the door to the left which said Chiropractor, It was locked as well. I got in my veh. And departed. She called so I return, as I was in the lot. She was two doors to the right in suite H. It did not sat massage. She opened the door and was tall with long blk hair, about 50 and better looking than the photo. The room was full of clutter but was clean. During the massage she said ' hello;; about 5 times for no reason. This chick is weird. The massage was fine, she told me to flip. She departed to lock the door. I departed happy and still will try her some day.

[JackSouth]

Forgot to post about this last week:

Know this place is legit, been here before and the only girl I've ever seen working gives a decent massage but is a notorious tease. Went by on the spur of the moment last week to get a 30 min rub and hold a little class in proper etiquette. As expected, she's wearing one of her trademark low-cut tops. She's thicker / softer than is my pref but has some niiice jubs. As usual, during the massage she does lots of playing with my ass and even grazing the boys. And we're not talking about "is she actually teasing or?" none of that "oops" kind of teasing. As in: knowing what I know now, if I went to a new spot and got this kind of attention below the Mason-Dixon I'd be stoked cause they're totally "game on" signals. So: get to the flip, it's pretty obvious where my interests lie, esp when I toss the towel off. Then, the kick: she offers DIY like it's some kind of huge favor she's doing me. I literally lold. I shake my head and point to her with a smile. And she gets all indignant, like no no I can't do that, etc. Rest of the session in silence. After, up front, give her the base 4 for the massage. And nothing else. She gives me pouty face, says "no tip?" so I tell her "tease and nothing, not ok, no tip" and walk. Thus endeth the lesson. Will never go back. If for some reason this place wasn't already on your blacklist, it clearly should be.

My rules say providers have three paths to choose, two of which are ok: no tease, no extras. That's cool. Disappointing, but whatever. Or: tease, extras. I think we are all on the same page with this combo. Both of these paths I can live with. But: tease, no extras. Nope, hell no, gtfo.

I agree 100% with the three paths and I respond the same way.

As for IMassage it has been reported multiple times here and elsewhere that it is owned by the same lady who own's JoJos. Extras ain't happening at any of these places. They will be fired if the owner finds out.

[Niteluvr]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

Same MO they've used for years, which is why I avoid.

[BigMoney21]

Unless you don't mind wasting money. Basically it was $60 upfront to be in their and anything goes starts off at $100. And the money looked like crack heads I hope this helped.

So is that an endorsement or a warning to stay away?

[JoeMan99]

Nothing beats the 200 round trip to Dallas. 150/ hr & 200/ hrs but they have the hottest Asians I have seen in the USA This includes philly, New York, and California in my opinion. Also there is an outstanding variety there.

Will keep in mind next time I pass through Texas!

[JoeMan99]

I can absolutely tell you where to go. It's called RTFF and BP and CL ads. That's how we find good places to go.

Sees ads, tries places, reads forum, asks question in the forum regarding specifically what he is looking for. Gets told to look at ads and read the forum. Very helpful, thank you!

[AsianLover]

True, but when She finds that in my truck she will know exactly what is up.

Frequent places that have showers available for afterwards such a W Massage on Winters Chapel or Nova in Marietta.

AL.

[AcWorthDude]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

So is that an endorsement or a warning to stay away?

[BigMoney21]

And dude the women looked nothing like the chicks on the ad. They clearly looked like drugged addicted Korean chicks. When I tried to leave and like I found myself being molested by 4 Korean women at the same time. After 15 minutes of sexual assault they agreed to let me free only on the condition I tell more people about that place.

[JWSouth]

Forgot to post about this last week:

Know this place is legit, been here before and the only girl I've ever seen working gives a decent massage but is a notorious tease. Went by on the spur of the moment last week to get a 30 min rub and hold a little class in proper etiquette. As expected, she's wearing one of her trademark low-cut tops. She's thicker / softer than is my pref but has some niiice jubs. As usual, during the massage she does lots of playing with my ass and even grazing the boys. And we're not talking about "is she actually teasing or?" none of that "oops" kind of teasing. As in: knowing what I know now, if I went to a new spot and got this kind of attention below the Mason-Dixon I'd be stoked cause they're totally "game on" signals. So: get to the flip, it's pretty obvious where my interests lie, esp when I toss the towel off. Then, the kick: she offers DIY like it's some kind of huge favor she's doing me. I literally lold. I shake my head and point to her with a smile. And she gets all indignant, like no no I can't do that, etc. Rest of the session in silence. After, up front, give her the base 4 for the massage. And nothing else. She gives me pouty face, says "no tip?" so I tell her "tease and nothing, not ok, no tip" and walk. Thus endeth the lesson. Will never go back. If for some reason this place wasn't already on your blacklist, it clearly should be.

My rules say providers have three paths to choose, two of which are ok: no tease, no extras. That's cool. Disappointing, but whatever. Or: tease, extras. I think we are all on the same page with this combo. Both of these paths I can live with. But: tease, no extras. Nope, hell no, gtfo.

[AcWorthDude]

Another thing (more expensive) is to bring an unscented massage oil that's better for your skin and won't peg the SO's spidey senses.

True, but when She finds that in my truck she will know exactly what is up.

[Swanson21]

Correct. Told her I would tip her well, but no dice. Just a tease, guess she wanted me to fill up on her and satisfy myself, but if it didn't work out, saved the cash and went to another after.

I hear ya. That's exactly what I would done.

[Niteluvr]

I keep smelly man lotion in the truck (to cover it up) cause my skin gets dry. I also will come in and say hey, go upstairs and wash my face and neck with the smelly hand soap, you know, to wash the stress of the day away. Sometimes I will go at lunch instead of my way home so the smell has time to wear off. I also keep fabreeze in the truck. Then you smell like your air freshener.

I do these things regularly so that it dosent seem suspecious when I do it.

Another thing (more expensive) is to bring an unscented massage oil that's better for your skin and won't peg the SO's spidey senses.

[AcWorthDude]

Just wondering. You guys have any tips regarding getting a massage and avoiding the SO and questions associated with it? Particularly, how to avoid the notice of a "different" smell after visiting the massage parlor? Obviously a shower would be a smart move but how do why'all manage that?

I keep smelly man lotion in the truck (to cover it up) cause my skin gets dry. I also will come in and say hey, go upstairs and wash my face and neck with the smelly hand soap, you know, to wash the stress of the day away. Sometimes I will go at lunch instead of my way home so the smell has time to wear off. I also keep fabreeze in the truck. Then you smell like your air freshener.

I do these things regularly so that it dosent seem suspecious when I do it.

[Niteluvr]

Ewa and another girl (voice only) was there Saturday. Ewa reminds me of an ewalk, and likes to stay at arms length, but that aside give her a 9 in tease and task completion. The other girl was wrapped up on the chairs so no visual.

That third person could have been the pesky manager. She'll run to the desk as you pay your girl and aggressively suggest you tip more, even though you've handed the girl a good tip already. She is a pain in the ass.