Massage Parlor Reports

[Jvaldez]

Any newer reviews on this one? Or do the old reviews still hold true?

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...apist/30125583

I visited once (a year and a half ago). I would never go back. Bad odor. Cat fur in the apartment.

[PussyPoker]

So I stopped by this place last week. Papasan Jackie was sitting by the.

Door. He took my 50 and Coco took me to the table. Very weird set up. They.

Have a room to your right that has a curtain that when drawn make a room.

With two tables in it. Then they have a curtain between those table. If you.

Walk thought that room they have an other room with two tables and curtains.

Between those tables. She lead me to the table that is by the front.

Window. The tables are about only 12 inches off of the ground. So the whole.

Time she is standing over me. I striped and laid down and she pull all of.

The curtains closed. So she start this really bad massage. REALLY BAD. So I.

Let her do her thing. No teasing before the flip. On the flip she gave me a.

Pillow and started on a scalp massage. It was better then the body massage.

She stood up and put oil on my chest and started to work her way down. By.

Now with her standing over me Her crotch was in my face. I kissed her leg.

And she laughed. She moved down to my legs and with no cover on she would.

Bump mr. E. I started to rub her legs and she let out a slow moan. Worked.

My way up to her pussy and she never moved. In fact she stopped the massage.

And just stood there. FYI if you are near the window you can here people.

Outside talking and see shadows walk by. Anyway she did a nice number on.

Mr. E. I did not even ask. It was strange getting a happy ending when the.

Papasna and the other girl were so close to us.

[DMichaels69]

If they are jaded they need to get out of the business.

I reconnected with two old favs of mine.

May was my favorite for both massage and extras. Sad to say the quality of massage has declined and the menu options have decreased. The service has become robotic. I guess that will happen over 10 years in the biz. Also location has a weird parking situation, you need to be extra careful when parking. Mongers get towed all the time. Another monger got towed last time I was there. How do you explain the cash for the massage and the extra money to get your car out of impound!

Cici, location isn't all that great, felt like an abandoned dentist office. Service was okay, extras still good. The down side is that she spent the whole time complaining about bad clients. I appreciate the feel of catching up with an old friend, but it is a buzz kill to hear about all that while working out the kinks. Sounds like she has fallen on hard times, lost her house ect ect.

Lesson learned, keep old memories and don't revisit old favorites. The biz changes these girls over time and they become hard and robotic. Also, something to think about, they get Jaded by Mongers that don't treat them well. I know we all want fair pricing, but lets remember, they are people too. Lets treat the good ones well so that they stay good providers.

[FngrBngr]

Oh, he is such a cute one, though!

"Tyler talk thai, Tyler talk thai real good!

Tyler can milk anything with nipples! 2 times for the price of one. Get it?

FB.

[Al Bundy78]

May is at a place on Milwaukee. Right around Belmont.

I reconnected with two old favs of mine.

May was my favorite for both massage and extras. Sad to say the quality of massage has declined and the menu options have decreased. The service has become robotic. I guess that will happen over 10 years in the biz. Also location has a weird parking situation, you need to be extra careful when parking. Mongers get towed all the time. Another monger got towed last time I was there. How do you explain the cash for the massage and the extra money to get your car out of impound!

Cici, location isn't all that great, felt like an abandoned dentist office. Service was okay, extras still good. The down side is that she spent the whole time complaining about bad clients. I appreciate the feel of catching up with an old friend, but it is a buzz kill to hear about all that while working out the kinks. Sounds like she has fallen on hard times, lost her house ect ect.

Lesson learned, keep old memories and don't revisit old favorites. The biz changes these girls over time and they become hard and robotic. Also, something to think about, they get Jaded by Mongers that don't treat them well. I know we all want fair pricing, but lets remember, they are people too. Lets treat the good ones well so that they stay good providers.

[Truthfu11]

I hope you realize that this is a guy.

Oh, he is such a cute one, though!

[PussyPoker]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

I hope you realize that this is a guy.

[BenBeck]

Many times I've left with the evidence wrapped up neatly (after tying it off) in a paper towel or tissue. Nowadays its just proper etiquette for us to volunteer to remove it from their shop. Sorta like picking up after taking our dog for a walk and he drops a deuce on the neighbor's lawn.

Agree on the equipment being recycled. I've seen it many many times. Always bring your own.

Over the weekend I didn't. I asked her if she had one. She said no. Ok. 5 minutes later she said she had one in her car. I didn't feel like going out in the cold so I just finished another way. The past few days I've been wondering if it had a wrapper on it or was a loose one. And where in the car was it? Pretty risky for a married woman to be stashing condoms in her car. Keeps her away from trouble at work but what if the hubby borrows the car some day?

Familiar with the "I need to run out to the car" move when caught in a pinch.

On the other hand, I recently had a two-fer going with a duo of eager beavers who insisted (rightly) on switching covers every time I switched lanes and we ripped through the stock. Theirs and mine. Rinsing them almost seemed like a good idea. Almost. At least I knew who'd used them.

Desperate times.

BB.

[BenBeck]

Been to Belmont spa few times usually go with Helen. Massage isn't that great, offers fse worst BJ I've received. Too much teeth when sucking.

Ok, I'm stumped. Been at this awhile but not sure what you meant by "fse".

Anyway, heah, Helen: "If you've got the time, I've got the teeth. ".

[Member #5030]

Any newer reviews on this one? Or do the old reviews still hold true?

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...apist/30125583

[SaintChuck]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

I wanted to start by stating that I am sorry, but I will NOT TOFTT in this situation. I do love the fact that he refers to himself in 3rd person. Tyler gives a good massage, Tyler only takes cash. Does this guy think he is Jimmy from Seinfeld? Reading the ad did provide a good laugh. I can't wait to read a report from somebody about Tyler's massage skill's. LOL. SaintChuck.

[Head First]

I had the saran wrap and it was better than I expected.

I've always said no to this but now I may reconsider if offered again sometime if she's really hottt and I'm really bothered.

It also brings up the possibility of some kink play. Figure if she's willing to play with saran wrap what else might she be willing to say yes or maybe to?

I watched a Japanese vid a couple weeks ago where the girl was wrapped up in saran wrap then 100 guys came and bukakkeyed her. Gotta admit it was exciting and got the juices flowing.

Sick fuk that I am I'm pretty sure I could come up with something weird that would be harmless and beneficial to her and fun for me.

Hmmm.

[Head First]

One other reason to carry your own 'hats': some women will provide FS only if you provide your own protection. They don't want to risk being caught in a 'raid' with covers that could be used to prove they engaged in illegal acts (after all, why else would they have them? You might end up walking out with your used coat wrapped in a piece of paper towel, but they won't be caught with anything that Uncle LEO could use to hassle them, which means they stand a better chance of being around for our further enjoyment.

Many times I've left with the evidence wrapped up neatly (after tying it off) in a paper towel or tissue. Nowadays its just proper etiquette for us to volunteer to remove it from their shop. Sorta like picking up after taking our dog for a walk and he drops a deuce on the neighbor's lawn.

Agree on the equipment being recycled. I've seen it many many times. Always bring your own.

Over the weekend I didn't. I asked her if she had one. She said no. Ok. 5 minutes later she said she had one in her car. I didn't feel like going out in the cold so I just finished another way. The past few days I've been wondering if it had a wrapper on it or was a loose one. And where in the car was it? Pretty risky for a married woman to be stashing condoms in her car. Keeps her away from trouble at work but what if the hubby borrows the car some day?

[FngrBngr]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5390281716.html

[DMichaels69]

Go forth on your broom and research the AMP cellars and let us know how it goes.

Xie Xie, Bob. Thank you for your thoughtful post. Spot on.

My Divvy bike privileges actually do limit me from exploring suburban oasis. So it's with parched thoat that I accept the ubiquitous water bottle in Chicago.

Your posts are a breath of fresh air on this forum. To paraphrase your advice, success cums to those who are in touch with their motives AND the environment.

I'd hoped you'd substituted the word "dickhead" for "shithead' in your response. It's a more appropriate moniker to use on this forum.

My quest to bring to the forum the broomstick of the wicked witch starts today!