Massage Parlor Reports

**Grube** · 01-06-16 10:51

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

It's been a bit since I've been to a parlor and Sidney's BP face pics have always caught my eye. I always get a kick out of her wide eyed look! LOL Sorry, can't link right now. I did read through the forum for her reviews but most are older but seem generally good. Some have posted that she is bigger on the bottom. Any more recent reports?

I've seen her back at east west's old location. Decent gal, tall and friendly. Face and body not quite as nice as pictures. Had a hh, mutual massage, full nude. HE was fairly standard, more was available I'd imagine. This was about 6 months ago.

**Treyy** · 01-06-16 09:59

After seeing reports of FS, DATY etc. I figured I'd give this place a try again.

1st experience: Chi Chi (cute gal decent massage, second story roaming, first floor OTC. I inquired about menu and was denied anything beyond standard finish.

2nd experience: ?? , pot-bellied piggy gal, repeatedly burped up nasty wontons or kimchi, average massage, second story roaming, first floor OTC. Standard finish with prostate check. Folded up towel I had just used and replaced on table for next customer. I told her it was dirty and threw it on the floor. She picked it up again and said no, you clean. I argued with her and said no, you need to put a new towel every time. She showed no comprehension. Asked for 40 tip. I gave her 20 and she complained and then stood in front of the door demanding 40 intending to block me from leaving the room. I laughed and politely moved her out of my way.

No indication of anything beyond standard finish in either case.

Will not repeat.

Treyy.

**Treyy** · 01-06-16 09:47

I've been here a few times now as I can reliably get an excellent massage. I've seen two gals both of whom gave me the name Tchin Tchin (Tchin Tchin 1: longer hair, petite. Excellent massage. Among the best I've had. Decent roaming OTC. Plenty of teasing. Self service with a nice assist.

Tchin Tchin 2: short hair, petite. Great massage though not quite as good. Little to no roaming. Self service.

Happy hunting,

Treyy.

**Treyy** · 01-06-16 09:41

I saw Tina at HH recently but haven't gotten around to writing a review. I was intrigued by her pics. Very cute gal and she looks as good in person. I found the massage to be average.

Roaming was very limited and strictly OTC. Finish was standard and didn't require any negotiating.

Treyy.

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

Anyone ever see Tina at healthy habits? Shopping around a bit for someone new http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/22016744.

**Love The Lips** · 01-06-16 09:07

It's been a bit since I've been to a parlor and Sidney's BP face pics have always caught my eye. I always get a kick out of her wide eyed look! LOL Sorry, can't link right now. I did read through the forum for her reviews but most are older but seem generally good. Some have posted that she is bigger on the bottom. Any more recent reports?

**JustOp** · 01-06-16 07:02

Originally Posted by MarkWa [View Original Post]

Very very good massage. After that it just gets kind of weird. I don't think she's a real fan of happy endings but will do them if you ask.

So then Who is the best at Healthy Habits.

I have seen Lucy and very good experience.

**Member #6969** · 01-06-16 06:44

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

Anyone ever see Tina at healthy habits? Shopping around a bit for someone new http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/22016744.

Very very good massage. After that it just gets kind of weird. I don't think she's a real fan of happy endings but will do them if you ask.

**Grube** · 01-05-16 20:27

Anyone ever see Tina at healthy habits? Shopping around a bit for someone new http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/22016744.

**Mighty416** · 01-04-16 12:31

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

You bet buddy. I hope nobody else waste their $80 like I did. I use this site religously in hopes to not get screwed by shitty providers. I just wish there were reviews of ALL the girls working out there. Maybe one day I'll get hired to do undercover recon of all HE providers and get paid to do it. I'll just keep dreaming for now I guess!!

Lina is a rip off-- there were two guys in the house when I got there--she said one was her son-very awkward.

Paid for an hour maybe got 15 minutes. She wouldn't get nude said it was her time of the month. Duh all about.

The money couldn't disclose that to me before- avoid this one like the plague.

**Magnum352** · 01-03-16 20:57

Originally Posted by Smoke25 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review, was thinking about seeing her this week but will pass.

You bet buddy. I hope nobody else waste their $80 like I did. I use this site religously in hopes to not get screwed by shitty providers. I just wish there were reviews of ALL the girls working out there. Maybe one day I'll get hired to do undercover recon of all HE providers and get paid to do it. I'll just keep dreaming for now I guess!!

**Smoke25** · 01-03-16 17:22

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for my monthly massage. I gave Lina at Royal Touch a try. Definitely will not repeat. She gave me an 8 min massage then asked me to flip. She did offer more than a clothed HE but things got expensive real fast. The standard clothed HE was 40. Topless was 60. Full nude 80. Pussy job with no penetration was 120. I said I only pay 40 for topless anywhere I go. She resisted at first but eventually pulled her shirt up so I could play with her titties even though I was ONLY tipping 40. Her body clearly has baby damage so what she had to work with wasn't even close to what I would call sexy or nice. After a 15 min visit and 80 bucks later I was back on the road wishing I would've spent my money elsewhere. I rolled the dice this time and crapped out unfortunately. Look for another report in about a month. Cheers!!

Thanks for the review, was thinking about seeing her this week but will pass.

**Member #6969** · 01-03-16 14:13

Went to wonder massage hoping Janay was available but she wasn't. I got a thin white girl with numerous tats. Did not get her name. Massage itself wasn't all bad. On flip she got down to thong only. HE was decent. My only complaint would be she never ever quit talking. 40 + 40.

**Member #6969** · 01-03-16 13:28

Originally Posted by BackDorman [View Original Post]

So I've had some really hit and miss luck with MP's over the years. Some girls have the Golden syndrome, some are horrible at the massage, and some offer nearly no extras. I'm looking for everything. I want a girl that will start with some oil, rub you down, work the muscles, then after the flip climb on top and just go to town until you're both covered in wet oil!! I've had this once, and it was amazing. However she was a Noob and I never saw her around again. Any of you guys have a suggestion for somewhere / someone to see that is basically an escort that gives good table massages as well? Trying to stay in the 100-150 budget as well.

You may want to try Janay at Wonder Spa.

**Magnum352** · 01-03-16 11:32

Stopped in for my monthly massage. I gave Lina at Royal Touch a try. Definitely will not repeat. She gave me an 8 min massage then asked me to flip. She did offer more than a clothed HE but things got expensive real fast. The standard clothed HE was 40. Topless was 60. Full nude 80. Pussy job with no penetration was 120. I said I only pay 40 for topless anywhere I go. She resisted at first but eventually pulled her shirt up so I could play with her titties even though I was ONLY tipping 40. Her body clearly has baby damage so what she had to work with wasn't even close to what I would call sexy or nice. After a 15 min visit and 80 bucks later I was back on the road wishing I would've spent my money elsewhere. I rolled the dice this time and crapped out unfortunately. Look for another report in about a month. Cheers!!