Massage Parlor Reports

**JustOp** · 01-06-16 07:02

Originally Posted by MarkWa [View Original Post]

Very very good massage. After that it just gets kind of weird. I don't think she's a real fan of happy endings but will do them if you ask.

So then Who is the best at Healthy Habits.

I have seen Lucy and very good experience.

**Member #6969** · 01-06-16 06:44

Originally Posted by Grube [View Original Post]

Anyone ever see Tina at healthy habits? Shopping around a bit for someone new http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/22016744.

Very very good massage. After that it just gets kind of weird. I don't think she's a real fan of happy endings but will do them if you ask.

**Grube** · 01-05-16 20:27

Anyone ever see Tina at healthy habits? Shopping around a bit for someone new http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/22016744.

**Mighty416** · 01-04-16 12:31

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

You bet buddy. I hope nobody else waste their $80 like I did. I use this site religously in hopes to not get screwed by shitty providers. I just wish there were reviews of ALL the girls working out there. Maybe one day I'll get hired to do undercover recon of all HE providers and get paid to do it. I'll just keep dreaming for now I guess!!

Lina is a rip off-- there were two guys in the house when I got there--she said one was her son-very awkward.

Paid for an hour maybe got 15 minutes. She wouldn't get nude said it was her time of the month. Duh all about.

The money couldn't disclose that to me before- avoid this one like the plague.

**Magnum352** · 01-03-16 20:57

Originally Posted by Smoke25 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review, was thinking about seeing her this week but will pass.

You bet buddy. I hope nobody else waste their $80 like I did. I use this site religously in hopes to not get screwed by shitty providers. I just wish there were reviews of ALL the girls working out there. Maybe one day I'll get hired to do undercover recon of all HE providers and get paid to do it. I'll just keep dreaming for now I guess!!

**Smoke25** · 01-03-16 17:22

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for my monthly massage. I gave Lina at Royal Touch a try. Definitely will not repeat. She gave me an 8 min massage then asked me to flip. She did offer more than a clothed HE but things got expensive real fast. The standard clothed HE was 40. Topless was 60. Full nude 80. Pussy job with no penetration was 120. I said I only pay 40 for topless anywhere I go. She resisted at first but eventually pulled her shirt up so I could play with her titties even though I was ONLY tipping 40. Her body clearly has baby damage so what she had to work with wasn't even close to what I would call sexy or nice. After a 15 min visit and 80 bucks later I was back on the road wishing I would've spent my money elsewhere. I rolled the dice this time and crapped out unfortunately. Look for another report in about a month. Cheers!!

Thanks for the review, was thinking about seeing her this week but will pass.

**Member #6969** · 01-03-16 14:13

Went to wonder massage hoping Janay was available but she wasn't. I got a thin white girl with numerous tats. Did not get her name. Massage itself wasn't all bad. On flip she got down to thong only. HE was decent. My only complaint would be she never ever quit talking. 40 + 40.

**Member #6969** · 01-03-16 13:28

Originally Posted by BackDorman [View Original Post]

So I've had some really hit and miss luck with MP's over the years. Some girls have the Golden syndrome, some are horrible at the massage, and some offer nearly no extras. I'm looking for everything. I want a girl that will start with some oil, rub you down, work the muscles, then after the flip climb on top and just go to town until you're both covered in wet oil!! I've had this once, and it was amazing. However she was a Noob and I never saw her around again. Any of you guys have a suggestion for somewhere / someone to see that is basically an escort that gives good table massages as well? Trying to stay in the 100-150 budget as well.

You may want to try Janay at Wonder Spa.

**Magnum352** · 01-03-16 11:32

Stopped in for my monthly massage. I gave Lina at Royal Touch a try. Definitely will not repeat. She gave me an 8 min massage then asked me to flip. She did offer more than a clothed HE but things got expensive real fast. The standard clothed HE was 40. Topless was 60. Full nude 80. Pussy job with no penetration was 120. I said I only pay 40 for topless anywhere I go. She resisted at first but eventually pulled her shirt up so I could play with her titties even though I was ONLY tipping 40. Her body clearly has baby damage so what she had to work with wasn't even close to what I would call sexy or nice. After a 15 min visit and 80 bucks later I was back on the road wishing I would've spent my money elsewhere. I rolled the dice this time and crapped out unfortunately. Look for another report in about a month. Cheers!!

**Laptop1000** · 01-03-16 11:24

Any word on who's working at Panacia these days? I haven't seen anything on BP in a while. Any reports if anyone has been there?

**Smoke25** · 01-03-16 09:45

Originally Posted by BackDorman [View Original Post]

So I've had some really hit and miss luck with MP's over the years. Some girls have the Golden syndrome, some are horrible at the massage, and some offer nearly no extras. I'm looking for everything. I want a girl that will start with some oil, rub you down, work the muscles, then after the flip climb on top and just go to town until you're both covered in wet oil!! I've had this once, and it was amazing. However she was a Noob and I never saw her around again. Any of you guys have a suggestion for somewhere / someone to see that is basically an escort that gives good table massages as well? Trying to stay in the 100-150 budget as well.

LeaVelvet aka Sexykris has a massage table at her in all location. I've never had a full massage from her just a back massage to finish an appointment which was ok. She also does Nuru massage's with enough notice. She is advertising 160 hr and can be contacted thru MWT.

**Benz1** · 01-02-16 23:19

Originally Posted by BackDorman [View Original Post]

So I've had some really hit and miss luck with MP's over the years. Some girls have the Golden syndrome, some are horrible at the massage, and some offer nearly no extras. I'm looking for everything. I want a girl that will start with some oil, rub you down, work the muscles, then after the flip climb on top and just go to town until you're both covered in wet oil!! I've had this once, and it was amazing. However she was a Noob and I never saw her around again. Any of you guys have a suggestion for somewhere / someone to see that is basically an escort that gives good table massages as well? Trying to stay in the 100-150 budget as well.

I've had the same problem over the years.

Solution. . Buy your own table, bring it to your favorite escort, tell her what you want.

My table cost me about $200. But you can get them on the net for about $135 now.

Make sure she is renting a ground floor room at the notel.

**BackDorman** · 01-02-16 21:22

So I've had some really hit and miss luck with MP's over the years. Some girls have the Golden syndrome, some are horrible at the massage, and some offer nearly no extras. I'm looking for everything. I want a girl that will start with some oil, rub you down, work the muscles, then after the flip climb on top and just go to town until you're both covered in wet oil!! I've had this once, and it was amazing. However she was a Noob and I never saw her around again. Any of you guys have a suggestion for somewhere / someone to see that is basically an escort that gives good table massages as well? Trying to stay in the 100-150 budget as well.