Massage Parlor Reports

**DragonSnake** · 12-30-15 00:11

I saw her in the summer and no options available at all. The massage wasn't good. I won't go back.

**PootangPuncher** · 12-29-15 17:02

So I had a first today LOL. I visited my local AMP in Sterling Heights and had something happen that I never thought about happening before. After rubbing my back with oil, the lady went and got the hot towel. When she came back she placed it over me and then started walking on my back. I'm pretty tall and the towel did not cover me all the way to my shoulders. As she was walking up my back, her foot stepped on my still oily shoulder and down she went. I couldn't tell if her head or her body hit the wall but it was a loud bang. A couple of the other girls came running in to check on her. She was not able to finish my massage and they sent in a second lady. The best part was the second chick was much better looking for the flip LOL. I'm still laughing sitting here at work and thought you guys would get a kick out of it too.

**Ropeshark07** · 12-29-15 16:49

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

Where abouts is she located, I also noticed in her ad that none of the pictures had her face, is there a reason for that other than she's trying to be somewhat discreet. And lastly. How much is an hour massage with her. Thanks.

I usually see her in Livonia, but I think she moves around a bit. I think she's pretty in the face and in the bod, clean. But she's a bit older (30-ish maybe?) , so if you're only looking for 18-20 she's not for you. I liked her a lot and easy-going, which goes a long way for me.

(I can't bring myself back to M-1, for instance, after mamasan grilled me and made me go out into the snow to let her inspect my freakin' car.).

**Member #5117** · 12-29-15 11:14

I contacted Shelby yesterday to inquire about her services. She advertises in the Detroit BP body rubs section as a 33 year-old blond in Southfield. The photos she has posted are fake.

But I was hoping she was a comparable blond and given the high prices, hh 150 and hr 200, a hottie. She replied to my email and informed me that she would not be nude and that mutual touching is not permitted. After I finished laughing, I sent her another email telling her the prices were ludicrous for the paltry service offered. Some of these women are truly from the moon.

**Member #4967** · 12-28-15 23:54

Originally Posted by NDakotaGuy [View Original Post]

Went to dt health. 40 door fee, plus upsell. Penny older lady, nice tits big upseller I would skip as M1 offers double the service at much lower price. Skip.

Yea I called and Jackie is on vacation till Friday.

**NDakotaGuy** · 12-28-15 23:23

Went to dt health. 40 door fee, plus upsell. Penny older lady, nice tits big upseller I would skip as M1 offers double the service at much lower price. Skip.

**Spaguy45** · 12-28-15 16:28

Anyone been to Linda in Bloomfield Hills? Not the Asian Linda's reported on in several of the AMPs. This Linda works out of her residence. CL posting says draping is required. Anyone seen her and can report? Thanks.

**LastTime22** · 12-28-15 12:49

Originally Posted by Persadio2 [View Original Post]

What was her massage like? Sensual? HJ?

HJ with no discussion. Nothing sensual other than that, but didn't try or ask.

**Persadio2** · 12-28-15 09:26

Originally Posted by LastTime22 [View Original Post]

Saw Jackie a month ago. Massage 7/10. Looks nice, but was fairly businesslike and mechanical. Could be because I got her at the end of a busy day. She's done some modeling, and there are pics of her out there, but I don't really want to post that.

What was her massage like? Sensual? HJ?

**Everest** · 12-27-15 20:15

So I dropped in at M1 today hoping to see the new girl MoMo that I heard about but she wasn't there. So the Mamasan sent me a Korean woman who called herself Blue. Hardly spoke any English. Average service. But not bad. The funny thing was she put the radio on and it was a Christian radio. I asked her to put some music station on but she didn't understand and I just let it go. I am not religious, an atheist rather, but it was funny getting a happy ending with someone preaching on a Christian radio in the background.

**LastTime22** · 12-27-15 18:33

Saw the "caucasian european" lady here a while back in an apartment: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-rub/22413349.

Pics are not representative, and WAY overpriced. Older and not attractive.

**LastTime22** · 12-27-15 18:21

Originally Posted by MrunKnownn9 [View Original Post]

http://masasgetherapybyjackie.setmore.com/

http://royalcanin.fullslate.com/

Both have increedible assets!

Saw Jackie a month ago. Massage 7/10. Looks nice, but was fairly businesslike and mechanical. Could be because I got her at the end of a busy day. She's done some modeling, and there are pics of her out there, but I don't really want to post that.

**Nyybry** · 12-27-15 16:21

Originally Posted by Ropeshark07 [View Original Post]

It varies, depending on service, but usually just a shade more than average AMP.

Where abouts is she located, I also noticed in her ad that none of the pictures had her face, is there a reason for that other than she's trying to be somewhat discreet. And lastly. How much is an hour massage with her. Thanks.

**Ropeshark07** · 12-27-15 13:00

Originally Posted by LeftHand44 [View Original Post]

What was the damage?

It varies, depending on service, but usually just a shade more than average AMP.

**LeftHand44** · 12-27-15 07:54

Originally Posted by Ropeshark07 [View Original Post]

Ditto on Jade. I've had a difficult time scheduling with her lately (time crunch on my end, she's been fine) but she's always been sweet and easy to deal with.

What was the damage?