The Massholes

[Short Stroke]

ShortStroke (and, short dick or no dick at all, I am sure, because you sure have no balls),

You really need to lift your cheerleader short skirt, pull your spankies aside, take a whiff of your stinky drippy slit, and come to your dilusional senses. I hate to plagiarize and quote BB, but you really really need to say the following cheer to yourself over and over like a mantra, "I should follow BB's advice, and shut the f up". Oh, I realize mantra is a 6-letter word which is probably too much for you to comprehend, so I will explain it to you, it means " a word repeated to aid concentration".

If you would focus, and I can tell that is difficult for you, you would stop your hallucinations and it should be evident that it is actually you pussy cheerleader Deb pom-pom predilationists who will not let it go, and are the enablers who keep egging Deb on to continue her stupid retort posts. Without you the goofy back and forth bantering would all stop. It is no longer about stuff from 5 years ago, it is all about the battle involving volleys of posts going on right now, for which the war will never be won by Deb or BB. I am jealous and glad for Deb as I live vicariously through her self-proclaimed popularity, wealth, prosperity, sexiness, traveling prowess, weightlessness, and agelessness. I am confident, from what Deb says, that it is all about her, and Deb is the special one and the only one on the squad that all of the football players want to fuck and use and abuse. She could care less about the rest of you, and only proclaims her love for you to promote you supporting her own misguided proclamations.

Here is my New Year's Wish and Resolution for you: hope you have a miserable new year, and that you resolve to sew your pussy shut so that you can continue to spew piss out of your mouth!

You really should stop thinking about my dick and balls. You sound just like Porky and his fascination.

Keep on guessing it seems to get you excited.

So as you continue to play in your buddies pig pen give us all a loud squeal as you get his porking. He likes that.

As to the rest of your dribble you ever think of writing a novel with all you crap? Porky will read it.

[Fuhgetaboudit]

ShortStroke (and, short dick or no dick at all, I am sure, because you sure have no balls),

You really need to lift your cheerleader short skirt, pull your spankies aside, take a whiff of your stinky drippy slit, and come to your dilusional senses. I hate to plagiarize and quote BB, but you really really need to say the following cheer to yourself over and over like a mantra, "I should follow BB's advice, and shut the f up". Oh, I realize mantra is a 6-letter word which is probably too much for you to comprehend, so I will explain it to you, it means " a word repeated to aid concentration".

If you would focus, and I can tell that is difficult for you, you would stop your hallucinations and it should be evident that it is actually you pussy cheerleader Deb pom-pom predilationists who will not let it go, and are the enablers who keep egging Deb on to continue her stupid retort posts. Without you the goofy back and forth bantering would all stop. It is no longer about stuff from 5 years ago, it is all about the battle involving volleys of posts going on right now, for which the war will never be won by Deb or BB. I am jealous and glad for Deb as I live vicariously through her self-proclaimed popularity, wealth, prosperity, sexiness, traveling prowess, weightlessness, and agelessness. I am confident, from what Deb says, that it is all about her, and Deb is the special one and the only one on the squad that all of the football players want to fuck and use and abuse. She could care less about the rest of you, and only proclaims her love for you to promote you supporting her own misguided proclamations.

Here is my New Year's Wish and Resolution for you: hope you have a miserable new year, and that you resolve to sew your pussy shut so that you can continue to spew piss out of your mouth!

Isn't it amazing how some monger and his buddies can carry on about some 5 year old bullshit. LET IT GO. Write your review and be done with it. This is becoming "who can be the bigger asshole" and Baconshits and piglets are looking more like pea brains than anything else.
I would hope that any provider in any state jumps in your shit for the way you have carried on with this BS.

[Member #5013]

Why try harder? You do it all by yourself and your buddy piglets are right there to support you.

Queen of the Pig Pen. Keep on squealing Porky.

Ok Princess.

BB.

[Short Stroke]

Your post does not make sense. Is that your attempt at humor? Pretty weak Short bus. I think you may be Spermsac after all. LOL.

You are the one looking like a fool bro. Plus you are obsessed with following me. You're the creepiest mofo on the site obsessed with following me. You're the creepiest mofo on the site

BB.

Why try harder? You do it all by yourself and your buddy piglets are right there to support you.

Queen of the Pig Pen. Keep on squealing Porky.

[Deb4512]

You screwed up, because Malibu's writing style changed, writes like you now. So how many sock puppets do you have trying to intimidate and insult me? Maybe you are your sock puppets can all call it quits and no one else will have anything to respond to. Or is the problem you want to continue on for another 5 years?

[BillyBaloney]

. Who's next to smell rancid Baconbits stench of death?

Hopefully its you, you old fucking geezer!

Almost forgot: Deb is a fat, psycho, needy, unhinged provider.

[Moogaar1]

For every day BB walks the earth, another legend dies. Who's next to smell rancid Baconbits stench of death? Ozzy? Geezer Butler? I'll have to dust-off my Necronomicon to prepare, for the stars are almost right!

Sorry for your loss. But you sound like a sensitive old man. You may want to stay off MASSHOLES and stick to Dr. Phil.


BB.

[Member #5013]

Lemmy from Motorhead died earlier. Probably from Baconbits bullshit wafting its way toward sunny California where Lemmy lived.

After all, we know BB is a Justin Bieber fan and it's all your fault that Lemmy is gone Baconbits. Why do you share the same planet as me? Go away!!

Sorry for your loss. But you sound like a sensitive old man. You may want to stay off MASSHOLES and stick to Dr. Phil.


BB.

[BillyBaloney]

I want to ramp up my future posts and include that side by side Deb vs Joker thing you did. Can you help?

[BillyBaloney]

Lemmy from Motorhead died earlier. Probably from Baconbits bullshit wafting its way toward sunny California where Lemmy lived.

After all, we know BB is a Justin Bieber fan and it's all your fault that Lemmy is gone Baconbits. Why do you share the same planet as me? Go away!!

You guys don't get it do you? You all claim you want it to end yet here we go again. I almost feel its my duty to point out in every response that Deb is a fat, psycho, needy, unhinged provider. This is like fucking Groundhog Day. If you retards want to help Deb STOP THE FUCK POSTING!

[Moogaar1]

Lemmy from Motorhead died earlier. Probably from Baconbits bullshit wafting its way toward sunny California where Lemmy lived.

After all, we know BB is a Justin Bieber fan and it's all your fault that Lemmy is gone Baconbits. Why do you share the same planet as me? Go away!!

[Yardape08]

I just got caught up on Massholes. Is this guy for real? I generally don't like to throw down here but I take offense to an out of towner coming here and acting like a complete douche bag. Shit, we have enough of our own douche bags.

Has 198 posts in the last 15 days. He's not a well man. Suffers from Napoleon complex. He reminds me of Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile. Spermsac = DickiDewu2 could only dream of such meaningless post counts. They should have their own thread where they can babble nonstop but only to each other.

[Jack617]

I just got caught up on Massholes. Is this guy for real? I generally don't like to throw down here but I take offense to an out of towner coming here and acting like a complete douche bag. Shit, we have enough of our own douche bags.

[Member #5013]

The Pig Pen Queen has spoken all hail for pig shit.

The only thing that has been flexed is your ears showing that you're still full of shit.

Why don't you listen to yourself sometime and you shut the fuck up for awhile. We all would enjoy that.

Your post does not make sense. Is that your attempt at humor? Pretty weak Short bus. I think you may be Spermsac after all. LOL.

You are the one looking like a fool bro. Plus you are obsessed with following me. You're the creepiest mofo on the site obsessed with following me. You're the creepiest mofo on the site

BB.

[BillyBaloney]

You mentioned earlier that I should take a break posting or not post at all, because the board ends up revolving around me. So my question was if I did either, taking a break posting or stop posting altogether would you, your sock puppets and buddies agree to not keep bringing up my name and the incident from 5 years ago?

You said you wanted me either off the board or not posting for awhile. So here's your chance to end 5 years of repeating the same thing over and over again and beating a dead horse. I thought maybe you'd like to take a break from me and move onto another more interesting subject.

You want Bacon to promise to drop this, and his friends drop, it if you stop posting. Not good enough, you need to call off your dogs as well. The problem is Shortbus has to win and get the last word in so my guess is this goes on for many years. If Shortbus really cared he would stop but he doesn't and can't.

You should be more selective in your Knights.