Streetwalker Reports

[Like Head]

Hey. I was wondering if you got Brendas digits? I was in contact with her a couple weeks ago but we couldn't get it lined up with scheduling. Did you ask for new digits? I tried calling the 'old number' that ends in 0123 and its not her. I want to see this chick but I want to set something up first since she's a SW and I'd be driving an hour and I'm not familiar with the Milwaukee intersections,. Picking up SW'S isn't my cup of tea, but she said she had a friend who would let us use her place. Then lost contact with her. Thanks for any input. Merry Christmas everybody!

Sorry I didn't ask for her number. Good Luck.

[Slapshot]

Seems like a rather productive stroll here, after 10 PM each pass down and, G and L you'll see something however G looked to be the top producer. LE was visible but after midnight wasn't very noticeable though it was a Monday. Nothing really caught my eye until I seen rather attractive SW on G around midnight or earlier (Long dark hair & nice figure) but she was gone after I got the look by the time I made it back. Then later on near the same spot another spinner type in the same area but hopped into a waiting car soon after.

Finally settled for a Hispanic / Asian mix off of G, 20's, nice bod and decent personality, found a spot took care of business, afterwards drove her to Mcd's for some grub then back to her pad and I called it a night.

[Trifix1]

I don't know how many Brenda's are out on G but this is the 3rd time I picked up the Native American one. She is one of the nicest SW'ers I have ever met and is good at her job, I made the swoop at 3rd and G it is the second time in 2 days I seen girls walking there. They were both headed south of G I'm just wondering if there is another "house" over there. I had my fun now it's time to spend quality time with the fam.

Hey. I was wondering if you got Brendas digits? I was in contact with her a couple weeks ago but we couldn't get it lined up with scheduling. Did you ask for new digits? I tried calling the 'old number' that ends in 0123 and its not her. I want to see this chick but I want to set something up first since she's a SW and I'd be driving an hour and I'm not familiar with the Milwaukee intersections,. Picking up SW'S isn't my cup of tea, but she said she had a friend who would let us use her place. Then lost contact with her. Thanks for any input. Merry Christmas everybody!

[Like Head]

I don't know how many Brenda's are out on G but this is the 3rd time I picked up the Native American one. She is one of the nicest SW'ers I have ever met and is good at her job, I made the swoop at 3rd and G it is the second time in 2 days I seen girls walking there. They were both headed south of G I'm just wondering if there is another "house" over there. I had my fun now it's time to spend quality time with the fam.

[Howard5354]

Quite possibly the greatest and most informative post of all time on this board. Thanks again Lefty!

In general, emotionally unstable women is bad news. They will fuck you up. Years ago, I moved in on one of these women after her husband left. The pussy was good and tight. It intoxicated my ass. Later I tried to break away. She became hysterical and as I was walking out the door she put a bullet in my ass. I was in the hospital for almost a year. The bullet barely missed my spine. It took five years for it to work itself out. So be careful cause you can get fucked up.

[Trifix1]

Now you are moving away from the SW scene and moving into the UTR scene. Maybe we should have another thread like with S. A. ? Places to hunt are Facebook, divorce courts, criminal courts, county jail, low end restaurants like George Webbs and Denny's (OMG -Denny's is great for picking up waitresses), womens shelters, and any kind of support groups like drug and sex addiction. All those Greek owned restaurants on Hwy 100 or 27th are great hunting grounds.

Facebook is the follow up to searching divorce filings and intake at the jail. First look at the birthdates. I like to see them 1980 to 1995 is my prime target. Or you can expand the hunt to older women.

Jail intake will have mug shots so you get to see the women at their worst. They also give you race, height and weight so you can discriminate. Facebook you can see if they have kids and psycho BFs.

On FB I want to see an attractive woman that has eliminated her man from the profile pics. I want to see her have a crappy job like hair salon, massage therapist, waitress, bartender. Because women who do those jobs seem to like to fuck around.

Those kind of women need some emotional support. The jailbirds, its all about money. They are criminals hooked on drugs, usually no drivers license, smokers, and have all kinds of municipal violations they need money to pay off. They are in jail for drugs, drunk driving, theft, or beating up other people. You got to wait for them to get out before going hunting. I don't recommend making cold call visits to the DOC.

Look at the friends list of the bad girls. You will often see other trashy women you have hooked up with in the past on their list. Occasionally on the intake list you will find a diamond in the rough, like Playboy Amanda or Trina the brand ambassador model.

There are big risks in this sort of hunting. Using divorce courts you will soon learning why these women are getting divorced. They are nuts. If a man files, you know they are nuts. If the women files its a 50-50 chance. Men would file more often if it didn't cost them so much money.

Then once you bag one of these women, you chance they will fall in love with you, be a stalker, you put up with their crying, texts and calls. Or get lucky and you are friends and they thank you for getting them over the fuck hump. The worst stalker I had was a middle eastern woman who needed a new husband immediately to finance her McMansion in Brookfield and keep her kids in private school. She thought than me putting my dick in her was the same as a marriage proposal.

Naturally with the jail birds, they are just like the backpage girls. Drugs drugs drugs. So if you want to put up with that, its your choice.

Quite possibly the greatest and most informative post of all time on this board. Thanks again Lefty!

[MrBones]

LEFTY, as usual. Such good advice and so true so true. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!

Bones out.

[LookingForLefty]

I'm always trying to think of a way to turn lemons into lemonade. What if I lost my job and needed extra hobby cash? What would I do if I only had $100, or less, for the entire month?

It might be a stretch, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasonably attractive and relatively clean women who need a mans strength or skill set. Hell, my UTR needed me to inflate her tires, because she was driving on a flat and didn't know what to do! How many of these girls need somebody to help with plumbing, simple washer replacements even, or need to move furniture or lawn refuse, but aren't strong enough to do it themselves? Maybe you're a professional who can prep their taxes or you're well-read enough to offer off the record legal advice.

Craigslist ads are still free. Market yourself as you would for any job. Except this one is a trade for quality time with a female.

In the meantime, my other advice would be to work on finding a FWB, to help get you through those dry spells. Finally work on that George Webb waitress who might jump at the offer if you'd stop procrastinating. Be brave and jump on pportunities like that.

Now you are moving away from the SW scene and moving into the UTR scene. Maybe we should have another thread like with S. A. ? Places to hunt are Facebook, divorce courts, criminal courts, county jail, low end restaurants like George Webbs and Denny's (OMG -Denny's is great for picking up waitresses), womens shelters, and any kind of support groups like drug and sex addiction. All those Greek owned restaurants on Hwy 100 or 27th are great hunting grounds.

Facebook is the follow up to searching divorce filings and intake at the jail. First look at the birthdates. I like to see them 1980 to 1995 is my prime target. Or you can expand the hunt to older women.

Jail intake will have mug shots so you get to see the women at their worst. They also give you race, height and weight so you can discriminate. Facebook you can see if they have kids and psycho BFs.

On FB I want to see an attractive woman that has eliminated her man from the profile pics. I want to see her have a crappy job like hair salon, massage therapist, waitress, bartender. Because women who do those jobs seem to like to fuck around.

Those kind of women need some emotional support. The jailbirds, its all about money. They are criminals hooked on drugs, usually no drivers license, smokers, and have all kinds of municipal violations they need money to pay off. They are in jail for drugs, drunk driving, theft, or beating up other people. You got to wait for them to get out before going hunting. I don't recommend making cold call visits to the DOC.

Look at the friends list of the bad girls. You will often see other trashy women you have hooked up with in the past on their list. Occasionally on the intake list you will find a diamond in the rough, like Playboy Amanda or Trina the brand ambassador model.

There are big risks in this sort of hunting. Using divorce courts you will soon learning why these women are getting divorced. They are nuts. If a man files, you know they are nuts. If the women files its a 50-50 chance. Men would file more often if it didn't cost them so much money.

Then once you bag one of these women, you chance they will fall in love with you, be a stalker, you put up with their crying, texts and calls. Or get lucky and you are friends and they thank you for getting them over the fuck hump. The worst stalker I had was a middle eastern woman who needed a new husband immediately to finance her McMansion in Brookfield and keep her kids in private school. She thought than me putting my dick in her was the same as a marriage proposal.

Naturally with the jail birds, they are just like the backpage girls. Drugs drugs drugs. So if you want to put up with that, its your choice.

[WizardOfAahs]

Finally work on that George Webb waitress who might jump at the offer if you'd stop procrastinating. Be brave and jump on pportunities like that.

The last couple of times I ran into (Slinger) Selena was at the Hartford GW steak house (as a guest).

[Member #5121]

Points all well taken. For the most part I do not go out specifically to go cruise the loop. I usually AM on my way to or from somewhere. I really don't like car dates that much because that's just too much drama for me wondering if LEO is going to pull up behind me right in the middle of things. I would prefer a girl with even just a sketchy incall location. The problem is that my hobby budget is quite minimal and if I were to frequent the typical $100 Backpage girl my hobby budget for the month is shot.

So when I do take the detour I make sure to place my wallet in trunk & keep only 30 or 35 in my pocket just in case the little head takes over control of the situation. Happens from time to time but probably 19/20 of my detours are just window shopping. Kind of re-assuring knowing that they are still out there if I really NEEDED a hand, or prefferably, a mouth.

I would be pretty nervous taking my dog (s) along since if I did get hauled in for the routine that would make things far worse. Anybody got a spare lesbian?

I'm always trying to think of a way to turn lemons into lemonade. What if I lost my job and needed extra hobby cash? What would I do if I only had $100, or less, for the entire month?

It might be a stretch, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasonably attractive and relatively clean women who need a mans strength or skill set. Hell, my UTR needed me to inflate her tires, because she was driving on a flat and didn't know what to do! How many of these girls need somebody to help with plumbing, simple washer replacements even, or need to move furniture or lawn refuse, but aren't strong enough to do it themselves? Maybe you're a professional who can prep their taxes or you're well-read enough to offer off the record legal advice.

Craigslist ads are still free. Market yourself as you would for any job. Except this one is a trade for quality time with a female.

In the meantime, my other advice would be to work on finding a FWB, to help get you through those dry spells. Finally work on that George Webb waitress who might jump at the offer if you'd stop procrastinating. Be brave and jump on pportunities like that.

[BadGr54]

Points all well taken. For the most part I do not go out specifically to go cruise the loop. I usually AM on my way to or from somewhere. I really don't like car dates that much because that's just too much drama for me wondering if LEO is going to pull up behind me right in the middle of things. I would prefer a girl with even just a sketchy incall location. The problem is that my hobby budget is quite minimal and if I were to frequent the typical $100 Backpage girl my hobby budget for the month is shot.

So when I do take the detour I make sure to place my wallet in trunk & keep only 30 or 35 in my pocket just in case the little head takes over control of the situation. Happens from time to time but probably 19/20 of my detours are just window shopping. Kind of re-assuring knowing that they are still out there if I really NEEDED a hand, or prefferably, a mouth.

I would be pretty nervous taking my dog (s) along since if I did get hauled in for the routine that would make things far worse. Anybody got a spare lesbian?

[Member #5121]

I am going to respectfully disagree with your plan. The police that patrol this area know the SWs like many of you know the players on the Brewers. The roster is continually changing but somehow you keep up.

You see these girls out once in a while. The LEO sees them every day. Often they have encounters with them. They learn quickly their names, where they hang out, what times they hang out. The turnover is slow enough the cops can keep up. You don't keep up because the only time you go down to that area is to shop for SWs.

When LEO see one of them getting into a car they know damn well you are not on your way to Menards and you are not on you way home from the casino. You are not going to win that argument with LEO and good luck explaining to the judge.

As a seasoned veteran my advice is to avoid this kind of mongering. Yes there are price advantages and they are much more disposable. But by the time they are on G, and, or L you can count on them being a hopeless addict. Guys have been coming in their mouths all day long.

Back in the mid 90's I used to let a lesbian tag along with me. She liked to watch. She liked to go to strip clubs and she always left with a phone number. Anyway, having middle class mom in the car to verify you were just giving a ride will probably work. Hard to prove you were mongering when you have a witness to back you up.

Another thing you can do is bring your dog with you. Cops are not going to haul to in if you have a dog with you unless you committed a major felony.

Agree with Lefty. I too am (for the most part) a retiree from the street scene. It's different in other cities than it is in Milwaukee. You can be in Chicago, driving home late, and find a bartender at a bus stop, looking to earn extra tips before her shift begins at 9. Or have a reasonably attractive community college student who is tipsy and needs a ride after the White Sox game jump into your car after you almost hit her while she's jaywalking. It's a massive city, so the possibilities are as wild as its diverse population.

Milwaukee has a more enclosed, and entrenched, working class community. Anyone who is out strolling isn't experimenting with the "wild side," they're looking to earn cash for their next score. If they're not junkies, they're probably grappling with mental disorders that pose a more immediate threat to your safety. I had one homeless twenty something threaten to not leave my car until I could cough up more than 60 for oral. I had to waste time, boring her with endless circles around her neighborhood, until she emptied all my change in my cup holders and left. In Cicero, I found a really cute Italian or Latina out on a sunny day, dressed in all black, standing still on the side walk under a black umbrella. We parked together behind a warehouse. The oral was pretty good and she was soft spoken and intelligent. I felt good about it, that is, until I was able to glimpse all the track marks that were hiding under her black sleeves. Long story short, in the street scene, you eventually learn that all that glitters isn't gold. So why start at the bottom with the ones bearing meth scabs, stretched out guts, body odor, slurred or incoherent speech?

It's Russian Roulette, but save it for the ones who seem, for the lack of any other possible word, "normal." I've scooped some up, simply because it was cold, or snowing and the bus was late. It's actually kind of fun, because the more naive ones, who really did just need a ride, act both speechless yet almost flattered that you wanted to fool around. Those are the ones who typically get out at the next stop, but every so often, you score a real honey.

[LookingForLefty]

I am going to respectfully disagree with your plan. The police that patrol this area know the SWs like many of you know the players on the Brewers. The roster is continually changing but somehow you keep up.

You see these girls out once in a while. The LEO sees them every day. Often they have encounters with them. They learn quickly their names, where they hang out, what times they hang out. The turnover is slow enough the cops can keep up. You don't keep up because the only time you go down to that area is to shop for SWs.

When LEO see one of them getting into a car they know damn well you are not on your way to Menards and you are not on you way home from the casino. You are not going to win that argument with LEO and good luck explaining to the judge.

As a seasoned veteran my advice is to avoid this kind of mongering. Yes there are price advantages and they are much more disposable. But by the time they are on G, and, or L you can count on them being a hopeless addict. Guys have been coming in their mouths all day long.

Back in the mid 90's I used to let a lesbian tag along with me. She liked to watch. She liked to go to strip clubs and she always left with a phone number. Anyway, having middle class mom in the car to verify you were just giving a ride will probably work. Hard to prove you were mongering when you have a witness to back you up.

Another thing you can do is bring your dog with you. Cops are not going to haul to in if you have a dog with you unless you committed a major felony.

[BadGr54]

So I was leaving the Casino and wanted to stop at Menards on my way home. Took 6th st. Over to G and that on up to my destination.

I saw three probable WSW, one here, one there. I was not looking to scoop (already late heading home) otherwise they would have all been worth a once around the block.

LEO presence was minimal. (Fri, 7:30 PM) Saw one LEO had someone pulled over near about 30th. No clue what for.

As I was driving it occurred to me that if I had made a scoop & then got pulled over by LEO I would have had a fairly plausible explanation along with some hard evidence to back up my claims:

"Honest officer, I was just driving home from the Casino and on my way to Menards.

When I saw this poor woman hitch-hiking on this cold evening. Look, I still have a few Casino chips in my pocket & here is my Menards rebate card that I was intending to go use. ".

" No, sir, I am certainly NOT a Monger" MIGHT be just enough plausible deniability to let you off with a stern talking to & a warning. No Guarantees though.

If you don't have a Menards rebate to keep in your Monger Mobile then this week's ad flyer or a coupon or something from some other business in the area.

Keep a few white ($1) Casino chips in your ashtray. Might be the best $3 you ever spent.

I know LEO likes to ask where you are coming from & where you were headed. You don't have to answer that but if you don't I think it will piss them off. (a bad thing).

What other possibly believable legitimate reason could I have for being down in the heart of Mongerville?

Since I live about 10 miles north & west of 27th & G AND I am not very good at coming up with clever BS when under pressure it's important for me to have a (somewhat) believable story ready & rehearsed in my mind.

Great story if I was heading west when LEO spotted me. My EASTBOUND story might need a little work.

"Let me see your Drivers License. " Ummm, ahh, it's in the trunk, of course" .

[Journey83]

Well I frequently travel the north loop. I have had a few dreams with (paris) yeah that's her real name. She has been talked about before on this site. Yes she is a freak wow no incall have always picked her up. She is usually always at her location on L. Great at everything has let me get more then one pop. Has sticky fingers so be carefully and she does like to use. But I'm imo it was worth the couple small missing items. Her body is nice a little beat up but I sure had a few nice dreams about it. Try to catch her in the daytime. Otherwise she might be passing out on you from. She doesn't like having a phone just have to catch her when she is outside. Just be safe guys.