The Rat Trap

**Member #5013** · 12-26-15 13:14

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I'm trembling with FEAR! LOL!! Please don't hurt me Mr Bacon from Boston!! Pretty please!! ROTFLMAO! Listen you GAY ass Boston cocksucker and hell yeah bruh, I keep repeating that fucking phrase cause it fucking fits you. Battle is over. I kicked your ass in Boston. You were fucking MIA. One of your posts yesterday in Boston you said you were going to add me to your ignore list. Well fucktard, what happened?' AGAIN I'm trembling with FEAR Baconboy!!

Shout out to Deb in Boston. You sure know how to pick the crazy ones Deb.

Chris5.

I guess your version of kicking someone's ass is running away? I'm still here. I had to chase you all the way back to the Trap to find you you coward. Any time you want to continue this you're welcome back to Massholes little man. You should bring your little sidekick seahag Swagzilla too. She can back you up and cry to A2 while you hold onto fat Debs belt loop you sorry excuse for a man. Needing to have a woman back you up is hilarious. Your new name is the Sunkist coward.

BB.

**Yardape08** · 12-26-15 07:25

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Since you continuously bring him up why don't you share with the RAT TRAP a little about him? It's easy for you to talk about another MONGER who is not here to defend himself. Have at it asshole.

Chris5.

Are you sure you really want to know? Since you and he have such a mirror image of posting styles and mannerisms you may be forever linked in USA folklore. He is currently banned in it has resurfaced under the moniker DickieDews2.

Well Spermsac was found out to frequent many Mano on Mano websites and wrote some detailed reviews including but not limited to visiting an old man wearing a wig and gushing about male providers who served up great lollipops.

Of course he denied everything but anyone with half a brain knew that his preference was to play hide the sausage with other men.

And oh yes he was a vociferous Deb Rumpswab and sycophant like yourself. He amassed more posts in one year than maybe anyone on this site except you and like yourself they were always lacking in imagination or substance. It seems you two share the same mental deficiencies and have quite a bit in common and possess the same needy type of personality.

Maybe we should call you Jethro? You sound like you both may have completed 12 years of school clean through the 6th grade.

So continue to flail about and wave your arms like an angry little boy. I just wish you were more entertaining. Your game on here sucks.

**Chris5** · 12-26-15 03:39

See. All I have to do is put those zoo animals on ignore and I'm fine.

Deb on the other hand will always be old, fat and miserable just like you. I bet it kind of sucks not knowing when her fat ass could be arrested again.

Yes! I have my own bowl of popcorn as well. LMAO!!

BB.

That's BaconBoys post from a couple of days ago in the Boston Thread. Now all of a sudden everyone wants to say BaconBoy and all his aliases won this battle. Nope! No one will ever convince me otherwise. So let's give all the Boston boy's the floor without me interrupting them all for your entertainment! I am going to sit back and read all these great debaters from Boston. I'm sure all you guy's will just love and support them til the end.

Chris5.

**Camera3** · 12-26-15 00:48

BB,

I have the guy on ignore but was able to see the Boston side and, frankly, the guy entered that gun fight with a pocket knife. That blue smoke you saw heading down I-95 was more than the exhaust from his old sorry Mustang, it was the smoke from the ass whippin' you guys gave him.

So, yeah, he lost.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

Chris my friend.

You came to Boston to kick ass with a two goals; defend Deb and get Bacon to back down. You failed on both counts and as Yard states your posts are pathetic, redundant and boring. (Right click on your mouse and you can look the big words up).

You should have known what was coming your way when A2 offered us a chance to have you not post. Notice how not a single member on Massholes took him up on that? That should have been a warning but you weren't smart enough to comprehend (Right click) it.

The good news is that we would have never known about an asswipe like yourself or this thread unless you came barking so thanks. I do love Florida in the winter so expect to hear from me often. Also, if you are ever in Boston and want to turn your life around I will employ you. We always need high caliber people like yourself to clean the employee toilets. Just give me advance notice as I will need print some signs, " Don't eat the big mint" , to hang over the urinals.

A2, I would also be interested if we could create a poll to see who in Boston and Orlando thinks Chris won, or better yet how about you decide?

Look I don't want to get in the middle of it but I tried to look out for the young brother when this started.

While nobody ever wins one of these things and if I posted a poll he would lose and spelling his name because he's made so many people mad but it's plain for anybody who has eyes to see and isn't delusional where this is headed.

A2

**Yragyrag** · 12-25-15 22:35

Originally Posted by Chris5

Originally Posted by Yardape08

Village Idiot

I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.

Tell Orlando More About This SpermSac Monger

Since you continuously bring him up why don't you share with the RAT TRAP a little about him? It's easy for you to talk about another MONGER who is not here to defend himself. Have at it asshole.

Chris5.

Boston SpermSac is the old Orlando Montes. When we kicked him out of Orlando, he went to Boston. Now that he's been kicked out of Boston, he's in San Francisco with the rest of the gay douchebags.

When you made the leap to Boston, we all here in Orlando hoped you were following his lead, and that you too would eventually end up in San Francisco.

I mean, that's where you truly belong -- in San Francisco with your beloved Montes -- two star-crossed lovers reunited once again!

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 20:48

Originally Posted by Baconbits [View Original Post]

Are going to cry Christine? You and your slee stack Swag do an awful lot of crying for claiming to be so tough. Did you run away punk? I had real life stuff to attend to shithead. Unlike you I don't live for this site. This is comic relief for me and you're my little clown.

FYI. No one is obsessed with fat Deb. She started this, continued it, brought in little white knights like you to continue it.

We all now know that Deb contacted you and you rushed to her defense like a broken down white knight Fred Sanford. Ypu trolled Massholes looking for a fight. Mistake! She's nothing but trouble. You barked up the wrong tree you sorry fuck. We may battle up there but we are resourceful. We already have Swags intel and yours too. Seems like the only thing that you won is more trouble. Merry Christmas fuckface. Stay tuned.

BB.

I'm trembling with FEAR! LOL!! Please don't hurt me Mr Bacon from Boston!! Pretty please!! ROTFLMAO! Listen you GAY ass Boston cocksucker and hell yeah bruh, I keep repeating that fucking phrase cause it fucking fits you. Battle is over. I kicked your ass in Boston. You were fucking MIA. One of your posts yesterday in Boston you said you were going to add me to your ignore list. Well fucktard, what happened?' AGAIN I'm trembling with FEAR Baconboy!!

Shout out to Deb in Boston. You sure know how to pick the crazy ones Deb.

Chris5.

**Member #5013** · 12-25-15 20:13

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

This psychopath has been stalking and terrorizing this SP for over FOUR years!! 90 percent of his posts in the Boston Thread are about Deb4512. He seriously needs to be on some psych medication immediately. Over FOUR years!! Baconboy what did Deb do to you for you to be so obsessed with her for over FOUR years? You are one sick fuck. ANYONE can browse the Boston masshole thread and see how obsessed you really are with this one woman. That's Why I ripped you a new asshole in record time on your home thread. Your too busy obsessing over Deb. Fucking weird LOSER!

Chris5.

Are going to cry Christine? You and your slee stack Swag do an awful lot of crying for claiming to be so tough. Did you run away punk? I had real life stuff to attend to shithead. Unlike you I don't live for this site. This is comic relief for me and you're my little clown.

FYI. No one is obsessed with fat Deb. She started this, continued it, brought in little white knights like you to continue it.

We all now know that Deb contacted you and you rushed to her defense like a broken down white knight Fred Sanford. Ypu trolled Massholes looking for a fight. Mistake! She's nothing but trouble. You barked up the wrong tree you sorry fuck. We may battle up there but we are resourceful. We already have Swags intel and yours too. Seems like the only thing that you won is more trouble. Merry Christmas fuckface. Stay tuned.

BB.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 18:43

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

Listen, I was just pointed to your site and reviews and you know what? Not half fucking bad! I am in your city in late February and will be sure to look you up. I am not a bad guy but will probably give you a surprise CIM. I do promise to text from the parking lot after and let you know it was me Billy The Great!

One more thing, I was reading your reviews on the oThER site and you should really not do BBFS, that shit is dangerous.

Direct quote from one of her recent reviews:

"She had told me not to cum inside her and that condoms are usually a must but I was pretty cute".

Good luck trying to see Swags bruh. You Boston boy's I seriously believe are all GAY! FYI I also read a review on YOU BillyBoy saying that you liked getting fucked up your ass by a 12 inch dildo. It must be true since I read it on the internet.

LOSER.

Chris5.

**BillyBaloney** · 12-25-15 18:43

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.

Chris my friend.

You came to Boston to kick ass with a two goals; defend Deb and get Bacon to back down. You failed on both counts and as Yard states your posts are pathetic, redundant and boring. (Right click on your mouse and you can look the big words up).

You should have known what was coming your way when A2 offered us a chance to have you not post. Notice how not a single member on Massholes took him up on that? That should have been a warning but you weren't smart enough to comprehend (Right click) it.

The good news is that we would have never known about an asswipe like yourself or this thread unless you came barking so thanks. I do love Florida in the winter so expect to hear from me often. Also, if you are ever in Boston and want to turn your life around I will employ you. We always need high caliber people like yourself to clean the employee toilets. Just give me advance notice as I will need print some signs, " Don't eat the big mint" , to hang over the urinals.

A2, I would also be interested if we could create a poll to see who in Boston and Orlando thinks Chris won, or better yet how about you decide?

Look I don't want to get in the middle of it but I tried to look out for the young brother when this started.

While nobody ever wins one of these things and if I posted a poll he would lose and spelling his name because he's made so many people mad but it's plain for anybody who has eyes to see and isn't delusional where this is headed.

A2

**Yragyrag** · 12-25-15 18:14

Yo, Bruh?

So did you take my advice and get your SW Sista that toilet paper for Christmas, or did you just give her a Grade-A RIMJOB yourself? Come on Bruh, all of Orlando wants to know. Why are you avoiding our questions? We want ALL the SHITTY details!

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 18:13

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.

Since you continuously bring him up why don't you share with the RAT TRAP a little about him? It's easy for you to talk about another MONGER who is not here to defend himself. Have at it asshole.

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 18:05

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.

I guess you really fucking told me!! LOL! I can't stop crying. Well Boston Asshole! You have a choice. Put me on IGNORE or sit back and STFU.

Another LOSER who hates my posts yet can't stop mentioning my name.

Chris5.

**Yardape08** · 12-25-15 17:49

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Was taken out by me in less than 24 hours message boy why. A. !

It was an easy victory. It was like I was Michael Jordan playing against Lamar fucking Odom!! Lmao! So listen message boy Yardope. Go back to the Massholes with the rest of your gay cocksuckers! Tell BaconBoy I still need him or even you to come wash my BALLS! Run tell that message boy.

Chris5.

You do know it's Christmas day don't you?

Just saying, he might be at his moms house or something. I suspect wherever he is, he's probably not hiding from you.

A2

I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 17:19

There's an old joke;.

A guy is in the woods hunting for bear. He sees the bear and takes a shot but just grazes it and shoots off half an ear which angers the bear.

The bear charges him, before he can reload and shoot again the bear is on him. He breaks the guys rifle and bends him over a fallen tree and fucks him in the ass and walks away.

All year long the guy is plotting his revenge. He's going to kill that fucking bear. So the next year he waits for the bear with half an ear. Finally he sees him and lets fly a shot, but he misses again and blows half of the bears other ear off.

Sure enough the bear charges, breaks his gun and ass rapes him over another tree, then just walks away.

Now the guy can't stand it, he jumps up, grabs his broken rifle and takes a shot and shoots half the bears tail off.

The bear is fucking furious, he turns, charges, grabs the guy, bends him over yet another tree branch, but before he fucks him he leans down and whispers in the guys ear;.

"You aint here for the hunting are you?

That is my fucking joke!

A2

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 13:19

This psychopath has been stalking and terrorizing this SP for over FOUR years!! 90 percent of his posts in the Boston Thread are about Deb4512. He seriously needs to be on some psych medication immediately. Over FOUR years!! Baconboy what did Deb do to you for you to be so obsessed with her for over FOUR years? You are one sick fuck. ANYONE can browse the Boston masshole thread and see how obsessed you really are with this one woman. That's Why I ripped you a new asshole in record time on your home thread. Your too busy obsessing over Deb. Fucking weird LOSER!

Chris5.