Massage Parlor Reports

[Chipper321]

Anyone have experience with this lady?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/11660923

I've never tried her, but from reviews a few months back, I've learned to avoid her. From what I recall, she's not the one on the pics and doesn't deliver as advertised.

My two cents.

[Frenchified]

Any body have any info on this lady? http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ltext/11620903.

[Chris407]

Goes by the name of Zoe. I've seen her pop up a few times so I figured I'd ask around. Looked on the forum and couldn't find anything. Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-now/10791160

I don't know too much but I know that she works out of the same place as Deziah at Essence on the east side or Orlando. I was supposed to see her once. We texted and she seemed friendly. I'm probably going to see her after the new year. Let me know how she is!

[NewTomi]

Anyone have experience with this lady?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/11660923

[TitusMajor]

Goes by the name of Zoe. I've seen her pop up a few times so I figured I'd ask around. Looked on the forum and couldn't find anything. Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-now/10791160

[Gentleman 100]

I stopped by Luxsa recently and chose Daisy. She is absolutely awesome. She is tall, attractive, blonde, and very skilled. She is not a clock watcher and gives you the full time. She also is very attentive if you treat her well.

I would also definitely recommend the Tantra Room when you go there (you will be on a foam pad on the floor). It is the best way to experience B2 B rubs.

Always bring your manners, treat the ladies well, and learn who are the best providers for you at Luxsa = getting the best in non-Asian AMP.

As always. Be safe.

[MarcAlec]

Stopped by the other day after a pretty good massage at http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-8126/13101634 but that was it. Offer for more was there but not attractive at all. I headed home past Luxsa and stopped in. I have had mostly poor to average experiences there prior to seeing Mulan who I've seen recently a few times and been happy. Mulan was leaving, Onx was available and as far as her looks, I was OK. That was about it though, very poor overall, mechanical etc. I could see how that job would get to you, think she needs a break.

[MarcAlec]

Have to agree with you Grug. I saw Tina last week and I'm not the carnival guy who can guess weight and hooter size to the nearest MOA but I'm thinking 32 A and a few psi light. She looked okay in a mini-skirt and not so much out of it. Tina did give a good massage but after paying an extra 120 for just an okay CBJ, I was regretting not getting the experimental back surgery all those years ago that would have allowed me to blow myself. Of course, I would have never been married and my kids wouldn't be around. Damn, could'a been a hermit with really bad breath. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

I have a lot of plus and minus boxes checked for that visit. She did go a bit over on time but didn't like roaming, especially around kitty. For 200 total, could have had a wild ride with one of the many great providers here but I was punished for being Last Minute Louie and settling. My frame of reference is also skewed by going to Crystal Spa in Tampa. They are the only AMP I've been to where the crazy hot pics are real. Can't vouch for the latest ads since I haven't been there for 2 months but OMG the girls I've seen there have been consistently hot and very willing to please. Along the same lines as the famous but long, gone oriental girls who set up shop near Millenia a couple of years back. Same price category as well - 240 out the door tax, tag, title and smile.

EG.

I agree with you about all, especially the Millenia gals, they had quite the routine, shower, massage etc and you left happy.

[Outdoorsman]

Had not been here in a while so stopped in. Looking to get re-aquatinted with some places on that side of town.

Above average massage. Standard ending, since the therapist did. OT suit my eye did not try for more. Sheets were changed as I was dressing. Also the picture of the elaborate shower is the actual shower.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5373768600.html

[WalSTreet]

Really not with the gas to get there. Basically massage envy with a lane tug. No personality at all. Sorry. But true.

If we want mechanical and disinterested, most of us can stay home.

[Djzalltheway]

That is one expensive ass HJ.

Ok so I woke up and decided to take a fuckit day from work and go take care of my raging urges. I started out on and. OBT. Nothing. S. OBT. Nothing. I looked to see how far away I was from Lussis since I had never been. 8 minutes so off I go. After chuckling at seeing a massage parlor next to a souvenir shop, in I go. The mamasan comes out and no shit asks me what I want, I think I want the Lobster Thermador, no how about a massage. I'm informed they're too busy and come back in an hour. Strike 3 for today.

So, as I'm sitting in that lot looking at Backpage to try to see where I can strike out next I see this add.

Well cut as paste isn't working but their number is 3216145571 speaking about a new tantra room and pictures of girls who couldn't possibly work there. I call nobody answers but minutes later I get a text. Anyway I'm on my way to this place and I'm met by a fairly attractive girl with long dark hair. She takes my $40 leads me to a room where I'm instructed to put the donation (depending on what level of dress I want) on the towel warmer. I put $100 down there she comes back, takes her dress off to reveal a not so sexy nearly full body Spanx gizmo. Starts giving a half assed massage, on the flip she starts waxing the boys, it's pretty good so I ask what else she offers, her reply "everything" so I ask how much for oral. The answer still shake me to the core. $300. I have always found that screaming "are you fucking kidding?" while a girl is latched onto your honker is bad form so I simply s aid no thank you. She jerked me off, cleaned me up and off I went $140 lighter.

I won't be going back.

[Taster6969]

Stopped by new massage place off Kirkman by universal. Paid 60 for half hr. Was escorted to room by short asian with short dress and had a large flower tattoo on her breasts. Looked promising. Masssage was average and roaming was allowed. Played with her pussy for awhile and didn't seem to mind after 15 minutes was asked to turn over and pulled down her blouse and sucked her boobs for a little. She asked what I wanted and I told her everything. She took off her cloths and started to suck till I got hard and then put on the raincoat and began to pump her hard. Lasted a few minutes and she seemed to enjoy herself. After, I was able to DATY for a few and got her to suck a little more. Not bad. She has full menu and not to pricy 140-160 range. Depends on your bargaining skills. Will repeat. Saw a few other girls there and look ok. Great dream, got dressed and tipped average for type of service.

[Laymedown1]

It was great to visit the Cosmos the other day. Enter the launch with a thorough clean and probe from Ruby. Table shower 8/10 and HE 8. 5/10. To my surprize no upsale either. Wiill repeat soon for another journey.

Be safe and halpy voyage.

[Member #5575]

If we want mechanical and disinterested, most of us can stay home.

Saw Winter Springs Heather the other day.

Was really hoping that something would be different from the other reviews. She really isn't my "Cup of Tea". Gave a decent medium pressure massage. No teasing at all during the massage.

After flip, as everyone has stated, very mechanical HE. So mechanical that I glanced once at her and she had one hand on her hip.

I will not return. Just didn't do anything for me. I enjoy other places much more.

Pfish.

[PFish1]

Saw Winter Springs Heather the other day.

Was really hoping that something would be different from the other reviews. She really isn't my "Cup of Tea". Gave a decent medium pressure massage. No teasing at all during the massage.

After flip, as everyone has stated, very mechanical HE. So mechanical that I glanced once at her and she had one hand on her hip.

I will not return. Just didn't do anything for me. I enjoy other places much more.

Pfish.