The Rat Trap

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 14:00

To feed into bacon bits fire, but this should end it.

This is Bacon Bits review of me. Post:3861 Date:9/21/11 (4 years and counting LOL) time: 20:58.

"This is a tough review to write because I think Deb is a good person. The apartment is a mess. No big deal. Deb is definitely one of those women that you probably wouldn't look twice at but would engage you because of her personality. I didn't find her unattractive. But not my cup of tea. I was almost ready to walk out when I saw her body but that damn little head took over. She is short and stout. Definitely doesn't hit the gym. She has decent size boobs, but a big belly too. It's kind of wierd cause nothing is sagging. She is just a little fire hydrant. ".

Things moved along very quickly as I wanted service and the exit. BBBJ, mish, a couple of baby wipes and the door. ".

125-will not return.

No mention of me being crazy, no mention of me trying to dig up a mongers personal information in front of him (I find that amusing. What an imagination bacon bits ie: herpes forever has. LOL).

Hmm, so what I gather from his review is this. I'm a good person, engaging personality, and he also said "I didn't find her unattractive. " so he was somewhat attracted to me. Bacon Bits, If you want to continue on to try to smear my reputation, fabricate stories about me feel free to do so. I don't think Massholes has a post limit and I know you guys mentioned talk of me is hogging up the masshole board. What has been so interesting to read on Massholes lately that talk of me is clogging it up? Anything interesting lately, any pertinent information we need to know coming from Massholes? I say continue on talking about me if you'd like, I enjoy it and am pleased that my services are appreciated, because I try hard to get all my friends on here hard and continue bashing me bacon bits. It makes massholes more interesting. LOL.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 13:43

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

If it's criminals you are so interested in I can share some Intel through PM on what really goes here with certain people and their alter egos so you know how o-town brothers really roll. And it won't be like me tiny ant sized weed roach, more like 309 packages if synthetic marijuana charges that seem to get dismissed. Its a whole mother shady here in o-town.

Swags.

Baconboy and his alter ego BillyBoy only deal with people who are not of the criminal elements. LOL! Boston Assholes is a joke and deserves ZERO more of our precious time.

Hey BaconBoy go eat a Dick.

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 13:37

Heard you were visiting boy's town last night old friend. Didn't want to disturb you. Hey Fag I mean Yrag. Did you hear about my victory in Boston? Of course you did! You follow my posts like flies on shit so I know you know! Look Yrag can you send your mentally retarded sister to wash my back PLEASE? LOL! I know retardation runs in your weird family. Your daddy must proud to have a PETER PAN for a son. That's if he even claims your weird ass. Don't forget my Christmas gift old friend.

Rolflmao!!

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 13:28

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure of this dude's age but maybe he has grown up in the new destructive liberal education era of "everyone gets a trophy" and in his own tiny mind actually believes he has scored a great victory.

We have seen this kind of delusional thinking before with some of our members so now he gets added to that illustrious class of weak minded thinkers. As I'm sure all of you are already aware his arguments are weak and baseless.

He seems to have a sophisticated shtick where he throws in a few capital letters mixed with some derogatory slurs and incoherent thoughts while thumping his chest. He is one of the weakest debaters on this forum that we have ever seen. Right up there with Boston's illustrious Tranny loving Spermsac. Congratulations Einstein on your imaginary victory LMAO.

Was taken out by me in less than 24 hours message boy why. A. !

It was an easy victory. It was like I was Michael Jordan playing against Lamar fucking Odom!! Lmao! So listen message boy Yardope. Go back to the Massholes with the rest of your gay cocksuckers! Tell BaconBoy I still need him or even you to come wash my BALLS! Run tell that message boy.

Chris5.

You do know it's Christmas day don't you?

Just saying, he might be at his moms house or something. I suspect wherever he is, he's probably not hiding from you.

A2

**BillyBaloney** · 12-25-15 11:36

Listen, I was just pointed to your site and reviews and you know what? Not half fucking bad! I am in your city in late February and will be sure to look you up. I am not a bad guy but will probably give you a surprise CIM. I do promise to text from the parking lot after and let you know it was me Billy The Great!

One more thing, I was reading your reviews on the oThER site and you should really not do BBFS, that shit is dangerous.

Direct quote from one of her recent reviews:

"She had told me not to cum inside her and that condoms are usually a must but I was pretty cute".

**Yardape08** · 12-25-15 10:01

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

After destroying that cocksucker coward in Boston named BaconBoy I am now exclusively concentrating my talents fully 100 percent here in the TRAP. I know many of you missed my thoughts and opinions on this great thread. Many of you even followed my journey to Boston with me. I truly appreciate that. Funny how great that IGNORE feature works isn't it?

Has anyone seen YragFag? He's probably hiding out in boy's town! I won't disturb him.

Chris5.

I'm not sure of this dude's age but maybe he has grown up in the new destructive liberal education era of "everyone gets a trophy" and in his own tiny mind actually believes he has scored a great victory.

We have seen this kind of delusional thinking before with some of our members so now he gets added to that illustrious class of weak minded thinkers. As I'm sure all of you are already aware his arguments are weak and baseless.

He seems to have a sophisticated shtick where he throws in a few capital letters mixed with some derogatory slurs and incoherent thoughts while thumping his chest. He is one of the weakest debaters on this forum that we have ever seen. Right up there with Boston's illustrious Tranny loving Spermsac. Congratulations Einstein on your imaginary victory LMAO.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 08:30

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

You really kicking ass on Massholes? A2 seems to disagree.

Chris, I have been pretty busy with work and Christmas. Can you imagine how much I will tear up your uneducated, trailer trash, welfare fraud ass next week when I have free time?

You do know this is a site where men discuss fucking women! Not the other way around. LOL! I think you may be on the WRONG site cocksucker! LOL! Was Deb pussy really that good for you to stalk her for five years you sick mentally ill fuck you. LOL! Pussywhipped clown from Boston. Enjoy that cold weather asshole.

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-25-15 04:33

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

You really kicking ass on Massholes? A2 seems to disagree.

Chris, I have been pretty busy with work and Christmas. Can you imagine how much I will tear up your uneducated, trailer trash, welfare fraud ass next week when I have free time?

No doubt this is BaconBoys other account. So when referring to either of you will be referring to the same person. So Billy aka Bacon why do you bring A2 into this? Deal with me asshole! Of course I was born in a trailer park and collect welfare and am a CAREER felon! That's it? That's all you got? Don't know if you can read but if you can go back to the Boston thread and read my farewell post to your alter ego BaconBoy. My mission was accomplished. I knocked you out BaconBoy. Please by all means come play here on the RAT TRAP with me Bacon. A lot of assholes on this board hate my fucking guts so you will fit right in here pussy. Welcome to the TRAP.

Chris5.

**Yragyrag** · 12-25-15 00:14

System Advisory

Originally Posted by Chris5

Stop your whining and complaining to Superman aka A2! Deal with ME Peter Pan!! Gay cocksucker! I just got to ask you a question bruh. Yragfag you really I mean you REALLY hate my fucking guts don't you beitch? Answer me dammit!!

Chris5.

We regret to inform you that the Member you are trying to reach has employed the FLUSH function, and your SHIT is now GONE!

If you insist on having someone EAT YOUR SHIT, please contact your SKANKY SW SISTA!

1100110100011111: this is computer-speak for "LMAO" !

**Chris5** · 12-24-15 22:28

After destroying that cocksucker coward in Boston named BaconBoy I am now exclusively concentrating my talents fully 100 percent here in the TRAP. I know many of you missed my thoughts and opinions on this great thread. Many of you even followed my journey to Boston with me. I truly appreciate that. Funny how great that IGNORE feature works isn't it?

Has anyone seen YragFag? He's probably hiding out in boy's town! I won't disturb him.

Chris5.

**BillyBaloney** · 12-24-15 22:20

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Seems you respond here in Florida than you do to my posts kicking your ass on the Boston Thread!

Chris5.

You really kicking ass on Massholes? A2 seems to disagree.

Originally Posted by BillyBaloney [View Original Post]

Seriously, you a genius? You have to look no farther than your screen name to prove otherwise. What were Chris1-4 taken? I can see a mental midget like you trying to register:

Chris1 (enter) Taken " FUCK".

Chris2 (enter) Taken " FUCK".

Chris3 (enter) Taken " FUCK".

Chris4 (enter) Taken " FUCK".

Chris5 (enter) Congratulations! You have successfully registered for the Forum!

Seriously Chris, you gotta up your game with these guys. Nothing you say will be worse than they hear at home every fucking day and they won't just keep repeating the same shit over and over again like you're used to down south.

Well played Billy, very well played sir.

A2

Chris, I have been pretty busy with work and Christmas. Can you imagine how much I will tear up your uneducated, trailer trash, welfare fraud ass next week when I have free time?

**Chris5** · 12-24-15 20:37

Originally Posted by Yragyrag [View Original Post]

It doesn't really help to put him on ignore. Make Orlando the same offer you made to Boston, and see how many "reasonable" takers you really get.

You established the Rat Trap as a place for us to come and "play", but how can we do that when it is monopolized by 1 jerk? You can't come here and play anymore, regardless of the subject matter, without some GAY DOUCHEBAG ruining all the fun.

Just sayin'!

Stop your whining and complaining to Superman aka A2! Deal with ME Peter Pan!! Gay cocksucker! I just got to ask you a question bruh. Yragfag you really I mean you REALLY hate my fucking guts don't you beitch? Answer me dammit!!

Chris5.

**Yragyrag** · 12-24-15 17:10

Want some last-minute gift ideas for your SISTA? Only one thing that SKANKY SW needs. She's out of toilet paper! With the SHITTY job she has on the Trail, that's one thing she really needs because she can't give herself a reach-around RIMJOB!

LMAO !!!

**Yragyrag** · 12-24-15 14:42

Originally Posted by PythagorasHP [View Original Post]

Ignore doesn't help much

I've had Chris5 on ignore for about a year now and everyday I have to scroll past the numerous "This message is hidden because Chris5 is on your ignore list. " messages just to see the meaningful posts. I wish you guys would just ignore him too so he'd flame out or A2 would just get rid of this guy. He doesn't contribute anything meaningful to this board and is just plain annoying; even after being put on ignore.

PS. I do have to admit some of the things you guys come up with to insult him is pretty funny.

It doesn't really help to put him on ignore. Make Orlando the same offer you made to Boston, and see how many "reasonable" takers you really get.

You established the Rat Trap as a place for us to come and "play", but how can we do that when it is monopolized by 1 jerk? You can't come here and play anymore, regardless of the subject matter, without some GAY DOUCHEBAG ruining all the fun.

Just sayin'!

**Chris5** · 12-24-15 14:37

Originally Posted by PythagorasHP [View Original Post]

I've had Chris5 on ignore for about a year now and everyday I have to scroll past the numerous "This message is hidden because Chris5 is on your ignore list. " messages just to see the meaningful posts. I wish you guys would just ignore him too so he'd flame out or A2 would just get rid of this guy. He doesn't contribute anything meaningful to this board and is just plain annoying; even after being put on ignore.

PS. I do have to admit some of the things you guys come up with to insult him is pretty funny.

Again you have me on IGNORE yet you continuously follow my posts and you yourself make a post entirely about Chris5.

You asshole need to seek professional help.

Chris5.