Massage Parlor Reports

[CapPhantasm]

Yes ask for lineup.

So in summary for clarity. Lineup or leave if you do not like the girl they gave you. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

There are far too many options for massage parlors to be spending your money on something unless you are 100% sure you want it.

Thanks for that. May check out west therapy today or tomorrow and see how it goes.

[Doctorz]

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

Mongers already have a bad name. Look at it this way. Its like rewarding a dog for shitting in the house. Would you give rover a treat for crapping on your slippers or do you think its better to reward him for going outside to take care of business?

[Hadez]

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

Yes ask for lineup.

Most places I been will not give me a lineup. So if I do not like the girl I leave before taking my cloths off. In my experiences girls are kind of use to this as they seem to walk in and look at me like "this ok?" look. Usually they will send in another girl if you leave but a couple times I think they pulled one right out of another customer's room so I do not like this either.

So in summary for clarity. Lineup or leave if you do not like the girl they gave you. GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

There are far too many options for massage parlors to be spending your money on something unless you are 100% sure you want it.

Also yes some girls give a very bad massage...in my experience the hotter chicks give worse quality massages. My very first Asian girl was named June and she spoiled me with a great massage, fantastic body and great time.....now every girl I meet has to live up to her standards or I look for a new girl.

[CapPhantasm]

Yes that's normal lots prefer you to be on top but you'll figure it out. So what'd you pay in total, ie for massage then for extras?
Oh and learn to ask for a lineup and walk if you don't like it. This will save you a ton of time and money.

$50 for massage that never happened and $100 for extras.

So you can ask for lineup before you pay for the massage? It was almost like I had to pay for entering.

[Zman429]

So she does CBJ for a while, then I do mish, then I ask her to get on top. She did for a little then she says her legs are tired, let's do doggystyle. Is that normal?

Yes that's normal lots prefer you to be on top but you'll figure it out. So what'd you pay in total, ie for massage then for extras?
Oh and learn to ask for a lineup and walk if you don't like it. This will save you a ton of time and money.

[CapPhantasm]

New guy reporting back. Just Relax. So after being a stalker on these forums for the past few days I decided to dip my toes. I'm in West Hollywood so I went to one of the map sites that were referenced and found several that were nearby. Walked down, it looked closed but I rang the doorbell anyway. Nothing so I walked to other side and before I could reach the door a buzzer went off. I opened the door and there was an older lady that greeted me. She walked me to the back then left. I chilled for a few min then a very pretty busty Asian chick walked in. She smiled then left. A few moments later this very pretty Spanish chick walks in. She had a deeper voice and said it was Gabriella. Then the older lady came back and without hesitation said "Latina?" I was like yup. She said $50 for the massage (sorry I don't know the currency lingo yet).

The Latina chick was nice but here is where I need guidance. I told her it was my first time so she walked me through some of the basics. She asked what I wanted to do so I asked what I couldn't do. She had a very short list of donts. So she does CBJ for a while, then I do mish, then I ask her to get on top. She did for a little then she says her legs are tired, let's do doggystyle. Is that normal? I oblige but it wasn't what I had in mind. After a while she goes back to CBJ then I finished out in mish.

It was a good experience but I guess on Christmas Day there's slim pickings in the early afternoon. I can't justify paying the entrance fee then walking out if my type isn't there, so a bit of a gamble IMO. You know how you can check the strip club lineup the night before? Is there something like that for AMP? Anywho, just sharing my experience.

One last thing, donation was taken at the start and at the end I asked if we were good or does she need more. Her response was unless you want to go again we're good. So the "happy tip" that I've seen elsewhere wouldn't apply in that situation, right? I felt like I was supposed to but she was pretty definitive that we were settled. Thanks guys.

[Adm888]

Do you guys tip when your masseuse leaves to answer the phone mid massage. This has happened to me many times once when I was about 30 seconds form the pop. That was a few years ago and since then I tip zero when that happens. Even worse is when they bring the phone into the room with them and answer it mid stroke. Anyone with me on this? Why tip when you're not getting good attentive service?

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

[BigBadNut]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...-2258/56831670

Took one for the team. This place is all over BP and says they have "attractive attendants". FALSE and the massage was legit but not the menu I wanted. The mamasan was kinda cute but the attendant was a bulldog, mid-thirties and offered me the oil at the end. That would have worked, maybe, if she was at all cute. So if you want some fun. Keep on keepin on! But if any credit is due its that they did have a clean place and a decent massage.

[Doctorz]

Do you guys tip when your masseuse leaves to answer the phone mid massage. This has happened to me many times once when I was about 30 seconds form the pop. That was a few years ago and since then I tip zero when that happens. Even worse is when they bring the phone into the room with them and answer it mid stroke. Anyone with me on this? Why tip when you're not getting good attentive service?

[TheChosenOnes]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

I went to green hoping to get a bbw but I got a very in shape Latina. Big ass and fake boobs and thin. The service and room was great and safe.

I know I'm a newbie but does any one know a good place to find BBW or black women?

[Abcd128]

Anyone know any solid massage place with HJ ending? Not looking for FS.

[Member #5794]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

This is a mexican joint. The manager is this guy with the brains of a fly. He looks mexican, but I think he is actually ISIS or persian. He is a huge asshole. The layout is pretty bad, you walk up these stairs into a waiting room and senior einstein takes you in is is 40 for the half.

The first time I went he gave me a lockable room and in came a spatty gal named moneeka. She was almost BBw. She was a latina girl with big rims and sidewals and I think natural tacos. She massaged me for about dos minutos, and went for my package, kind of wanted to know if I had been there before, I had not but said that I had been to every asian joint on the westside and I gave that up because I can no longer pay for handjobs for women in their late 50's. I would rather go on match.com.

So, she gave me a horrible handjob and took off her top to show me her tits and her pants to show me the biggest ass west of vermont (the street not the state). I gave her 60 for a handie.

A few weeks later I go back and senor dickhead, who is making fucking small talk with the cleaning lady, shows me to a room with a curtain you can probably get on discount days at the fucken garment district. No privacy, I could hear the cleaning lady's pussy farts. In comes allee another whale. I had passed her screening because my breath fogged a mirror and I mentioned monieeka. She went straight for my dinky doo and asked what I wanted. Well, because I do not have a 10 inch maglite, there was no way I could fuck this girl, with her pooch I would not come close to getting in and doggy style, forget about it, I would have to fucken stand outside on westwood. So I opted for a BJ, and this girl whipped out a condom and went about 900 rpm on my dick. It was very painful. I used my broken spanish to have her slow down but she was determined to do it her own way. About 16 minutes in, when I am not even close, senor gomez calls regulation. I was like what and she said we needed to hurry. So I had her take off the dealie and jerk me. It was not pleasant.

This place has fat chicks and bad management. Strike three would be if the brought in the dodger front office. The place is nice, but don't fucken call time on me at half way, fuccko.

[Member #5725]

Mamasan was extremely friendly, and she allowed me to choose between the two girls who were available. One was a moderately attractive Korean MILF who had a tentative look in her eyes; the other was a light-skinned, heavily tatted, Latina who was probably late 20's or so.
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Was Samantha basically a white girl? Only slightly "Latina" with lots of tattoos including her arm? Ex-Stripper that crossed over? Bubble but with med to small tits?

If it's the same girl I've seen her a 1/2 dozen times.

She's actually pretty fun for a white girl in a MP. She talks way too much- but actually likes to fuck, warms up a bit with repeats.

[BigBadNut]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

[Adm888]

Took one for the team here. I needed a massage so checked this place out. Only saw GMILFS but she did have nice soft tits.

She did a little teasing and when I flipped she suggested I DIY but I just put her hands on junior and she did the rest.

Big rooms with doors but walls do not go the ceiling. 30 for HHR plus standard.