The Rat Trap

**TungstenHP** · 12-24-15 14:12

I've had Chris5 on ignore for about a year now and everyday I have to scroll past the numerous "This message is hidden because Chris5 is on your ignore list. " messages just to see the meaningful posts. I wish you guys would just ignore him too so he'd flame out or A2 would just get rid of this guy. He doesn't contribute anything meaningful to this board and is just plain annoying; even after being put on ignore.

PS. I do have to admit some of the things you guys come up with to insult him is pretty funny.

**Chris5** · 12-24-15 14:08

Originally Posted by Baconbits [View Original Post]

Hi again my Florida brothers.

I just received a couple of PMs in the past 24 hours with Intel about this Chris5. Apparently he's a convicted felon and the sweat hog swag has been arrested too. Not sure if this piece of shit should even have Internet access. I wonder if he's on probation or parole.

I don't know how you guys are put up with that piece of shit down here for so long. He is the definition of a keyboard warrior.

Hope everyone has a safe and Merry Christmas.

BB.

Seems you respond here in Florida than you do to my posts kicking your ass on the Boston Thread! That's it?? That's the BEST you got asshole? I'm actually a CAREER CRIMINAL!! LOL! Do please get it right! I hang out with CAREER CRIMINALS and Felons only here in Florida! If you're not a criminal I can't be seen with you! Lmao! So what's your story BaconBoy? Divorced 5 Times, women walk all over you, you hate all women especially my friend Deb, you're a drug addict, alcoholic, perverted scumbag, am I right so far? Another racist white dude I presume right baconboy? Can't get your dick up, of and a fat slob. Talk to me BaconBoy. I'm here!

Remember CAREER CRIMINAL!! LOL!

Chris5.

**PharmaGuy** · 12-24-15 13:56

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

We had sent him up to you to chill out. Guess that did not work out too well.

Suggest you do what everyone here with any common sense did long ago. Don't comment on the wet his pants attention seeking 5 year-old's posts; just put him on ignore. The people here who still engage with him obviously lead very depraved and deprived lives. For the rest of us, this nonsensical drivel is just that.

E 'Bah Humbug' T.

So true, the trap is littered with sad and depraved little men. Exactly, why I do not get involved, At All!

I am clearly above the fray!

LOL.

So who put coal in your stocking? Or did someone change the setting on your sleep number bed the other night?

Do you think you know something that we r not aware of? Because you do not.

This is just some fun to pass the time between dates, so try not to ruin all the fun now Gramps.

So please, just play along. This is strictly for entertainment value, as stooopid as it seems.

It's like your chaperoning a school dance and checking to see if we spiked the punch!

Are your sock holders strapped on a little too tight? Come on now and pull down those pants to at least waist level, jeez.

Jack Lemon and Walter Mattau just called and said they want their movie back.

OK, back to extreme immature and ridiculous behavior.

PG.

**Member #5013** · 12-24-15 13:53

Hi again my Florida brothers.

I just received a couple of PMs in the past 24 hours with Intel about this Chris5. Apparently he's a convicted felon and the sweat hog swag has been arrested too. Not sure if this piece of shit should even have Internet access. I wonder if he's on probation or parole.

I don't know how you guys are put up with that piece of shit down here for so long. He is the definition of a keyboard warrior.

Hope everyone has a safe and Merry Christmas.

BB.

**Icarus00** · 12-24-15 13:49

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

For someone to have me on IGNORE you sure do follow me all around the country old friend. I have been spanking your gay ass all year! LOL! Your whole pathetic life is ONLY about Chris5!! Lmao! You really do hate my fucking guts don't you Fag?'I mean Yrag. You secretly video tape unsuspecting women and you are a weird disgusting fuck. That's a FACT. So my friend I look forward to next year with me continuing to rip you apart daily. I wish you and your family NOTHING but the worst for the new year. I would take a HUGE shit all over your Christmas Tree if I could and smear it all over your little dollar store Christmas presents. ROTFLMAO! Bye Beitch.

Your MY beitch Fag! I mean Yrag. LOL.

Chris5.

Jesus dude, you don't post, you rant. If this board pisses you off so much then stop trolling it for fuck's sake.

Bubba you're wasting your time, either put him on ignore or pop some popcorn and enjoy.

A2

**Yragyrag** · 12-24-15 12:53

Originally Posted by Chris5

For someone to have me on IGNORE you sure do follow me all around the country old friend. I have been spanking your gay ass all year! LOL! Your whole pathetic life is ONLY about Chris5!! Lmao! You really do hate my fucking guts don't you Fag?'I mean Yrag. You secretly video tape unsuspecting women and you are a weird disgusting fuck. That's a FACT. So my friend I look forward to next year with me continuing to rip you apart daily. I wish you and your family NOTHING but the worst for the new year. I would take a HUGE shit all over your Christmas Tree if I could and smear it all over your little dollar store Christmas presents. ROTFLMAO! Bye Beitch.

Your MY beitch Fag! I mean Yrag. LOL.

Chris5.

Whoa, is someone having their time of the month, or what?

What a PUSSY!

**Camera3** · 12-24-15 10:21

Originally Posted by BostBruins [View Original Post]

This really sucks that when I visit the old home town and wonderful city of Boston that I will now have to skip over all providers named Deb or Debbie because of possible contamination by Chris5. Damn.

What a totally funny comment.

It has been a while since the band did an East Coast tour but the last time they played Boston I got involved with the literary club up there. The famous Deb has been around for a while and is more bat shit crazy than anyone we have around here. Also, the Easties up there are pretty brutal in their fight club. I see we have a few of our members that are chiming in on the Massholes. That probably won't end pretty. Worth watching. Not worth participating in.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

**AncientOne** · 12-24-15 10:12

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Mr Jazak was kind enough to send ME of all people a Private Message today!! WOW. I was bubbling with excitement to open up Jazak message. Keep in mind the cocksucker Jazak does have me on IGNORE. I will NEVER understand why so many people put me on IGNORE yet continue to follow my posts. One Peter Pan green tight tights wearing LOSER even followed my posts all the way up to fucking Boston. It's true right YragFag? So back to lard ass Jazak.

Jazak message to me was well how should I put it? Not very NICE! Lmao! I will not expect a Christmas gift from this ugly disgusting looking monger. He bragged about how he has fucked and sucked on Dallas and how lucky he was and basically called me a bunch of name's. LOL! You do know Jazak that Dallas only went to your house because you PAID her too right? Did she fuck your ugly fat ass for free? So why brag that she's at your place. I'm sure you PAID her good money. So AGAIN what does Chris5 have to do with you and Dallas? Absolutely NOTHING asshole.

Did she have to lift your football sized stomach with both hands to find your dick? I remember a post a while ago from the owner of Luxsa who she said all the girls there hated you and your FAT ass needed TWO chairs for you to sit down!/ LOL.

I am going to copy that post from her so you will not lie.

Your just a miserable fat ugly fuck who pays hundreds and hundreds of dollars for an hour of pussy. Girl's will fuck you regardless of your weight. It's all about them taking your CASH. Don't think Dallas loves you homie! There is ZERO love in this game we call mongering.

Chris5.

Santa brought me an early present, my 2 least favorite Orlando Mongers at each others throat! Yes Sissy Chrissy and Jazak are everyone's top 2 low life mongers and I love reading their battles here on Rat Trap, ESPECIALLY the fights over Dallas! How ABSURD!

**Chris5** · 12-24-15 08:11

Originally Posted by Yragyrag [View Original Post]

City of Boston Terrorized by a sad, sad little RAT!

Evidently the LITTLEST RAT of us all (Christine5, of course) has escaped from the Rat Trap. He is terrorizing the villagers in the Boston "Massholes" thread.

It all started when he fell in love with one of the hoggiest psycho-chicks on their Board. Here's what Christine5 said in the Boston "Massholes" thread about his "Angel":

You can see her latest ad here: http://40up.com.boston.hoxnif.com/post/11196618/. Looks JUST LIKE Christine5's kind of women; a real "MODEL-LIKE" gal for sure! LMAO!!!.

I tried to let them know the score about our Sissy Chrissy, although one bright young man seemed to already have Christine5 all figured out. See my Boston "Massholes" thread post here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2729613.

For someone to have me on IGNORE you sure do follow me all around the country old friend. I have been spanking your gay ass all year! LOL! Your whole pathetic life is ONLY about Chris5!! Lmao! You really do hate my fucking guts don't you Fag?'I mean Yrag. You secretly video tape unsuspecting women and you are a weird disgusting fuck. That's a FACT. So my friend I look forward to next year with me continuing to rip you apart daily. I wish you and your family NOTHING but the worst for the new year. I would take a HUGE shit all over your Christmas Tree if I could and smear it all over your little dollar store Christmas presents. ROTFLMAO! Bye Beitch.

Your MY beitch Fag! I mean Yrag. LOL.

Chris5.

**BostBruins** · 12-24-15 02:36

Originally Posted by Yragyrag [View Original Post]

City of Boston Terrorized by a sad, sad little RAT!

Evidently the LITTLEST RAT of us all (Christine5, of course) has escaped from the Rat Trap. He is terrorizing the villagers in the Boston "Massholes" thread.

It all started when he fell in love with one of the hoggiest psycho-chicks on their Board. Here's what Christine5 said in the Boston "Massholes" thread about his "Angel":

You can see her latest ad here: http://40up.com.boston.hoxnif.com/post/11196618/. Looks JUST LIKE Christine5's kind of women; a real "MODEL-LIKE" gal for sure! LMAO!!!.

I tried to let them know the score about our Sissy Chrissy, although one bright young man seemed to already have Christine5 all figured out. See my Boston "Massholes" thread post here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2729613.

This really sucks that when I visit the old home town and wonderful city of Boston that I will now have to skip over all providers named Deb or Debbie because of possible contamination by Chris5. Damn.

**Chris5** · 12-23-15 22:58

Congratulations to Ginger on the retirement old pal. Strange thing is that I have personally seen her out on OBT a few times this past month. Retiring from EXACTLY what? Please clarify. McDonald's still wants to know if she's ok after her little incident in the ladies bathroom. Please clarify Vino.

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-23-15 22:50

Mr Jazak was kind enough to send ME of all people a Private Message today!! WOW. I was bubbling with excitement to open up Jazak message. Keep in mind the cocksucker Jazak does have me on IGNORE. I will NEVER understand why so many people put me on IGNORE yet continue to follow my posts. One Peter Pan green tight tights wearing LOSER even followed my posts all the way up to fucking Boston. It's true right YragFag? So back to lard ass Jazak.

Jazak message to me was well how should I put it? Not very NICE! Lmao! I will not expect a Christmas gift from this ugly disgusting looking monger. He bragged about how he has fucked and sucked on Dallas and how lucky he was and basically called me a bunch of name's. LOL! You do know Jazak that Dallas only went to your house because you PAID her too right? Did she fuck your ugly fat ass for free? So why brag that she's at your place. I'm sure you PAID her good money. So AGAIN what does Chris5 have to do with you and Dallas? Absolutely NOTHING asshole.

Did she have to lift your football sized stomach with both hands to find your dick? I remember a post a while ago from the owner of Luxsa who she said all the girls there hated you and your FAT ass needed TWO chairs for you to sit down!/ LOL.

I am going to copy that post from her so you will not lie.

Your just a miserable fat ugly fuck who pays hundreds and hundreds of dollars for an hour of pussy. Girl's will fuck you regardless of your weight. It's all about them taking your CASH. Don't think Dallas loves you homie! There is ZERO love in this game we call mongering.

Chris5.

**STrain** · 12-23-15 20:24

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

Fake Believe the scammer.

https://m.soundcloud.com/low-pesci/w...lkin-bout-bezz

MC Swags.

Sounds like a bunch of faggots talking about fucking guys in the mouth and in the ass. Maybe they should be performing at the Parliament House!

**Member #5013** · 12-23-15 17:11

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Eat a dick you fucking stalker! I'm going to have fun with you here in the TRAP!! I Ain't Deb you cocksucker! LOL.

Chris5.

You're the fucking stalker. Debs up in MA. and you found her you freaky fuck.

Oh yeah, I know your not Deb but you act like you have a pussy you punk.

BB.

**Yragyrag** · 12-23-15 16:22

City of Boston Terrorized by a sad, sad little RAT!

Evidently the LITTLEST RAT of us all (Christine5, of course) has escaped from the Rat Trap. He is terrorizing the villagers in the Boston "Massholes" thread.

It all started when he fell in love with one of the hoggiest psycho-chicks on their Board. Here's what Christine5 said in the Boston "Massholes" thread about his "Angel":

Originally Posted by Chris5

I have chatted with this beautiful sexy woman via PM more than a few times the past couple of months. Deb is definitely my kind of woman. Huge big blue gorgeous eye's and oh so sexy red cherry luscious lips which I just want to grab and KISS! Deb you are a sweetheart in my book. For those who never fucking heard of me I reside in Orlando Florida. The Magic City! I even invited Deb to spend a weekend with me here in Orlando. I seriously hopes she considers it. My guy's here in Orlando would be all over you Deb! But you will be all mine all weekend Deb! I Ain't sharing you baby!

Chris5.

You can see her latest ad here: http://40up.com.boston.hoxnif.com/post/11196618/. Looks JUST LIKE Christine5's kind of women; a real "MODEL-LIKE" gal for sure! LMAO!!!.

I tried to let them know the score about our Sissy Chrissy, although one bright young man seemed to already have Christine5 all figured out. See my Boston "Massholes" thread post here: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2729613.