The Massholes

[Chris5]

BB told me to shut my cocksucker and the post disappeared. You stated it's a review site, being a asswipe in a fight thread is far from a review.

Love, peace and chicken grease.

Swags.

BaconBoy is on the run now Swags. He has no idea who we are.

Chris5.

[BillyBaloney]

I have chatted with this beautiful sexy woman via PM more than a few times the past couple of months. Deb is definitely my kind of woman. Huge big blue gorgeous eye's and oh so sexy red cherry luscious lips which I just want to grab and KISS! Deb you are a sweetheart in my book. For those who never fucking heard of me I reside in Orlando Florida. The Magic City! I even invited Deb to spend a weekend with me here in Orlando. I seriously hopes she considers it. My guy's here in Orlando would be all over you Deb! But you will be all mine all weekend Deb! I Ain't sharing you baby!

Chris5.

Dear Chris,

I feel really fucking sorry for you. I just read your post again and you seem sincere in your pursuit of Deb. I can't imagine the women you have there in your trailer park of like minded inbred rednecks that you would feel the need to import a porker from Massachusetts. Anyway, welcome to Massholes.

[BillyBaloney]

I think you should restrict BB from talking about Deb. He's on a mission to cause grief with someone just because he doesn't prefer her. So what, he doesn't have to but he doesn't have to bully her for it. I say restrict him from discussing anything about her, problem solved.

Swags.

She refuses to block him and keeps engaging with him.

I think they like each other or something, need each other anyway.

A2

Hey Haganna, how about you shut your pie hole and crawl back to Florida? Deb and her Knights bring this shit upon themselves. You seem like a problem solver so how about this, convince Deb and her her want to be cuckholds to stop posting their drivel. Bam! Problem solved!

See, like mature grown ups we can do this ourselves and not involve A2. He would be so very proud! Hahahaha.

[Member #5013]

Well goddamn!. A triple threat match?. Christmas came early!. This might be better than Manny Vs Pacquiao and Wrestlemania all in one!

That punk CHRIS5 is a coward.

Here's a better idea.

How about getting Fat Deb all greased up? Then throw in ShortSTroke / Ambrose / Smoke and see which one of those pathetic white knights can wrangler her?

BB.

[Chris5]

Greetings to all our Massachusetts brothers, and a special shout-out to "Baconbits" for alerting the Orlando Rat Trap that our biggest rat was on the loose in your fair city.

"Yardape08" has it EXACTLY right, this guy (Chris5) is a CHRONIC poster, feels the need to comment on EVERYTHING, is NEVER at a loss for words, and naturally is ALWAYS right.

I smiled when I saw someone refer to him as the "Sunkist kid". Down here we either call him Sissy Chrissy5, Christine5, or just "Gay Douchebag", depending on our mood.

The guy is a royal pain in our ass, and we'd be willing to fully-fund his transfer to your fine city, should you find that he is fun to play with; but unfortunately we know you won't.

This guy trolls the streetwalker scene down here, boasting of BBBJ and FS for 10 to 30 coins. He has no idea what it is like to see a quality provider, and all quality providers down here steer clear of him anyway. He has desperately tried to see a few on several occasions with no success, and so he resorts to chastising those of us that do partake in the quality providers.

He's an AA boy who drives a black beater mustang, and has a menial job for minimum wage; I'm sure you know the type.

If you want some comic relief to see how we treat him down here, take a quick look at some of our posts:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2722981

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2724295

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2729055

The best way to get him to go away is just to ignore him. He hates that. He loves to argue, and so if you engage him in argument, you will have him in your fair city forever; he'll have no reason to ever leave if he has someone to argue with. We know it's difficult to ignore much of what he says, and we do that with limited success down here, but it is truly the ONLY WAY he will ever go away.

Good luck my friends, and Happy Holidays to ALL!

YragFag aka Peter Pan my old friend. You hate me so much and you despise my posts and call me all kind of names AND you have me in IGNORE yet you follow my posts all the way here in Boston Massholes!! ROTFLMAO! And I have a problem?? YragFag is my weird little stalker from Orlando Florida. He's hated my fucking guts for nearly a year now right Fag? I mean. Yrag. YragFag Is my stalker. He been asking to wash my big BLACK HAIRY smelly BALLS all year. But I tell hIm NO! Anyway Yragfag I'll see you back in the RAT TRAP. I have unfinished business here with a cocksucker named BaconBoy! BaconBoy will be my beitch in Boston. Just like you're my beitch in Orlando!!

Chris5.

[Skatar018]

I will also ban him (Chris5) from the Massholes thread if enough REASONABLE people from up there ask me to.A2.

I would not want to see Chris5 or anyone else banned for posting here in Massholes, it's the place for assholes like him, Sawg & the rest of us that post here. I would not want to be banned from posting in any of the forums anywhere in the states be it a fight forum or not.

If you have an issue with anyone just use the ignore function, it needs improvement but works most of the time.

Yardape is damn straight calling this guy a blowhard, that's all he does, the numbnutted fucktart can't even post a reply without getting it getting deleted by A2.

Him & his sistah Swaganna use to have a hardcore thing for each other till they had a falling out.
Now they are looking for a menage trois with Deb to help heal the rift.
If you don't think Deb has something to do with this I've some land between Chris5 & Swaganna I wanna to sell ya.

It's too bad their daddy didn't just rub one out while he was taking a dump, he could've used the flush function, much better than the ignore function.

Merry HOHOHO to all.

[Chris5]

I have a strong feeling my time here in the masshole will be brief so I hope and pray that A2 let's me and BaconBoy go the full 12 fucking rounds.

So BaconBoy where you always a lying sack of shit? Troubled childhood maybe? Did Deb kick your sorry ass to the curb? WTF happened with you asshole? Think about that question and in the mean time can you put your sister on a plane to Florida so she could come wash my BALLS! LOL! Seriously BaconBoy they stink! There big and HAIRY! See if you can help out asshole! I look forward to meeting her.

Chris5.

[MeatMan]

Well goddamn!. A triple threat match?. Christmas came early!. This might be better than Manny Vs Pacquiao and Wrestlemania all in one!

[Admin2]

For the LOVE OF GOD (remember it's Christmas) A2, do you REALLY have to wait for folks to ask you? You know very well what Chris5 does to Boards / Threads, and there is simply NO WAY IN HELL that anyone on this Boston thread wants the guy there.

We here in Orlando only wish you would offer us the same deal. Remember A2, it's Christmas! Please, please, please give the Orlando Rat Trap the best Christmas gift EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE FRIGGIN WORLD !

Not being from Boston you have no idea what they may or may not want.

You have had the ability, along with everybody else in Orlando, of being done with this troll for over a year. You CHOOSE not to, you CHOOSE to engage with him. You are part of the problem that you claim to suffer from yet in reality you most likely require.

I have no choice, I have to read his (and your) stuff, but I am really well paid for it. You have a choice and you CHOOSE to engage.

A2.

[Yragyrag]

I am certainly guilty of indulging Deb more than I should but I had nothing to do with turning this guy loose on you.

I will also ban him from the Massholes thread if enough REASONABLE people from up there ask me to.

Here's a little test for REASONABLE, if you're on moderation and you can post me notes on the forum you probably aren't. If you have to PM me to communicate it's a better chance that you are.

A2.

For the LOVE OF GOD (remember it's Christmas) A2, do you REALLY have to wait for folks to ask you? You know very well what Chris5 does to Boards / Threads, and there is simply NO WAY IN HELL that anyone on this Boston thread wants the guy there.

We here in Orlando only wish you would offer us the same deal. Remember A2, it's Christmas! Please, please, please give the Orlando Rat Trap the best Christmas gift EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE FRIGGIN WORLD !

[Admin2]

I am certainly guilty of indulging Deb more than I should but I had nothing to do with turning this guy loose on you.

I will also ban him from the Massholes thread if enough REASONABLE people from up there ask me to.

Here's a little test for REASONABLE, if you're on moderation and you can post me notes on the forum you probably aren't. If you have to PM me to communicate it's a better chance that you are.

A2.

[Admin2]

I guess it was inevitable that sooner or later BB and Chris would meet in the ring. Since neither one of you has a reverse gear I'm going to remind you both.

Remember, no threats.

Seriously, no fucking threats. I will bounce you both if it starts.

I will also bounce any crybaby that reports something that's not a threat in order to try and get me in the middle of this stupidity.

A2

Oh yeah, and don't talk about anybodies mom. It's fucking Christmas for Christs sake.

[Yragyrag]

This dude is a chronic poster. He has more posts in the Orlando Rat Trap thread 663 than I have in my whole time on this site. He posted 23 times overall yesterday. Sounds like we have another Spermsac or Ambrose = Smokescreen type know it all here who feels the need to comment on everything. And the last thing we need here is another certified card carrying mner of the Deb Rumpswab Brigade.

Greetings to all our Massachusetts brothers, and a special shout-out to "Baconbits" for alerting the Orlando Rat Trap that our biggest rat was on the loose in your fair city.

"Yardape08" has it EXACTLY right, this guy (Chris5) is a CHRONIC poster, feels the need to comment on EVERYTHING, is NEVER at a loss for words, and naturally is ALWAYS right.

I smiled when I saw someone refer to him as the "Sunkist kid". Down here we either call him Sissy Chrissy5, Christine5, or just "Gay Douchebag", depending on our mood.

The guy is a royal pain in our ass, and we'd be willing to fully-fund his transfer to your fine city, should you find that he is fun to play with; but unfortunately we know you won't.

This guy trolls the streetwalker scene down here, boasting of BBBJ and FS for 10 to 30 coins. He has no idea what it is like to see a quality provider, and all quality providers down here steer clear of him anyway. He has desperately tried to see a few on several occasions with no success, and so he resorts to chastising those of us that do partake in the quality providers.

He's an AA boy who drives a black beater mustang, and has a menial job for minimum wage; I'm sure you know the type.

If you want some comic relief to see how we treat him down here, take a quick look at some of our posts:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2722981

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2724295

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2729055

The best way to get him to go away is just to ignore him. He hates that. He loves to argue, and so if you engage him in argument, you will have him in your fair city forever; he'll have no reason to ever leave if he has someone to argue with. We know it's difficult to ignore much of what he says, and we do that with limited success down here, but it is truly the ONLY WAY he will ever go away.

Good luck my friends, and Happy Holidays to ALL!

[Yardape08]

Do you know where you are? You entered Massholes and now your panties are in a bunch cause BB (other one) dared to respond. A little advise old man, stick to your own board, this one is not for the faint of heart.

This dude is a chronic poster. He has more posts in the Orlando Rat Trap thread 663 than I have in my whole time on this site. He posted 23 times overall yesterday. Sounds like we have another Spermsac or Ambrose = Smokescreen type know it all here who feels the need to comment on everything. And the last thing we need here is another certified card carrying mner of the Deb Rumpswab Brigade.

[Chris5]

Do you know where you are? You entered Massholes and now your panties are in a bunch cause BB (other one) dared to respond. A little advise old man, stick to your own board, this one is not for the faint of heart.

I know what hole I entered FOOL! I can handle myself quite well asshole! So listen billyboy, why don't you concentrate on getting your head out of BaconBoys asshole and leave the REAL work to ME! Do I know where I am!! LOL!! The real question is do you know where I come from? The toughest fight thread on this forum. The motherfucking Rat Trap! I think I may have to visit Boston to see my sweetheart Deb. Mmmmmm.

Chris5.