The Rat Trap

**Chris5** · 12-22-15 05:56

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

Listen, the little man with the uneducated mind. You wouldn't know the difference between a good review or a bad review if an English Major was explaining every word to your dumb ass. Once again, reading is fundamental. Wouldn't bang a chick with a crooked tooth or doesn't do CG? But unfortunately does addicts day in and day out by your own admission? Case closed you re a genius BULLSHITTER, NOT A MONGER. Please go get a reading tutor, I am getting tired of explaining these posts to your uneducated mind. JC

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That's all you got old man? Wow I guess you really told me!! LOL! You're a whiteknight old foolish asshole! You're no REAL MONGER, your a captain save a ho is what you are! LOL! How are are you 90?? Shut your old useless ass up old man. I've been tearing you apart for week's! HOWEVER I will continue blasting your old ass only because I'm bored.

Asswipe!

Chris5.

**Just Cruzin** · 12-22-15 05:43

Listen, the little man with the uneducated mind. You wouldn't know the difference between a good review or a bad review if an English Major was explaining every word to your dumb ass. Once again, reading is fundamental. Wouldn't bang a chick with a crooked tooth or doesn't do CG? But unfortunately does addicts day in and day out by your own admission? Case closed you re a genius BULLSHITTER, NOT A MONGER. Please go get a reading tutor, I am getting tired of explaining these posts to your uneducated mind. JC

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I will continue to call out ALL whiteknights on this board people! I welcome ALL reviews but if a chick deserves a bad review she should definitely get one! Glowing reviews for the sole purpose of whiteknighting must come to an end. People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.

Assholes!

Chris5.

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**Yragyrag** · 12-21-15 23:58

Originally Posted by Chris5

People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.
Chris5.

Originally Posted by Chris5

Tell your good buddy YragFag and that cocksucker Jazak that I said to eat a dick!
Chris5.

I turned on my phone yesterday, and asked Siri: "Siri, what would be a good Christmas gift for me to get Christine5, based on the way he treats me?".

Siri recommended the following seasonally-appropriate Instructional Video for Christine5:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjtZilCwoBk

**Chris5** · 12-21-15 16:34

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

I would have never seen Chris's posts as I have him on ignore, which has proven to be a very good thing. The lady's teeth are not bad, not like in bad because drugs are causing them to fall out. There is nothing wrong that an orthodontist couldn't fix, and, frankly, they really aren't that bad. She has them all, they are white, no bad gum issues. Then, she gets extra points for that bitchin' tongue piercing.

The girl turns heads when she walks down the street. That long blonde hair and pretty nice body do the trick.

He just continues to be full of shit, commenting on ladies he has never seen, nor can he afford, anyway. That's really why I put him on ignore, he offers nothing. I can take that he is an ass hole if he added any usable intel. Even his intel on OBT is make believe. He has never reviewed the legendary Jackie, so I know he is making it all up.

C3.

Hey old friend. You have me on ignore yet you CAN'T stop mentioning my name! What good is it for you to have me on ignore?? I don't get it. You hate my posts yet you still keep bringing me up AFTER you put me on IGNORE! You continue to white Knight this Nova CHICK who is using fake pics and has bad teeth and who another MONGER called LAZY! You go get your white fancy horse and your shiny armor and come to this twat NOVA rescue!! You should be ashamed of yourself! Your reviews are shit and you my friend are a fucking liar!! Yes I'm calling you a LIAR!! You reviewed someone with fake pics and fucked up teeth and LAZY in bed! And this is who you kissed like high school sweethearts? LOL! All I can say is I hope you brushed your dentures afterwards!! LOL!

Got to love the IGNORE feature right c3.

Cocksucker!

Chris5.

**Camera3** · 12-21-15 15:22

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

I would have never seen Chris's posts as I have him on ignore, which has proven to be a very good thing. The lady's teeth are not bad, not like in bad because drugs are causing them to fall out. There is nothing wrong that an orthodontist couldn't fix, and, frankly, they really aren't that bad. She has them all, they are white, no bad gum issues. Then, she gets extra points for that bitchin' tongue piercing.

The girl turns heads when she walks down the street. That long blonde hair and pretty nice body do the trick.

He just continues to be full of shit, commenting on ladies he has never seen, nor can he afford, anyway. That's really why I put him on ignore, he offers nothing. I can take that he is an ass hole if he added any usable intel. Even his intel on OBT is make believe. He has never reviewed the legendary Jackie, so I know he is making it all up.

C3.

**Chris5** · 12-21-15 13:47

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

I will continue to call out ALL whiteknights on this board people! I welcome ALL reviews but if a chick deserves a bad review she should definitely get one! Glowing reviews for the sole purpose of whiteknighting must come to an end. People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.

Assholes!

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-21-15 13:31

Originally Posted by JustCruzin [View Original Post]

HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

Post# 1129 which you did a week ago about Nova. You Asshole gave this twat a glowing fucking review! Now you are here in the TRAP whiteknighting her! LOL! You fucktards are hysterical! Well sorry to bust your bubble old man but another monger reviewed NOVA yesterday and gave her a shitty review! He says she is NOT the girl in the pics and she had fucked up teeth and he called her LAZY!

You asshole in your glowing review of NOVA failed to mention in your review that it was not ever her in the pics!! You failed also to mention her fucked up teeth and that she was a lazy fuck! So you JC are a fucking liar old man! How could you give a glowing review of someone who is NOT even the chick in the pic. LOL! You're useless and a waste of my time old man. You AND Camera3 gave this chick glowing reviews! Smh! Put down the armor asshole!

Tell your good buddy YragFag and that cocksucker Jazak that I said to eat a dick!

Chris5.

**Just Cruzin** · 12-21-15 12:34

HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Very open and honest review. Thank You Sir. If a chick has bad teeth that is definitely a huge turn off for me personally. The not getting on top is also a deal breaker. Orlando has tons of beautiful provider's to choose from. That's a good thing.

Chris5.

**PharmaGuy** · 12-21-15 09:35

When Jedi Swags is off her meds.

Whoa baby!! Like it I do, says Yoda.

Does anyone one iota of WTF she is talking about?

**Yragyrag** · 12-20-15 22:57

Originally Posted by Chris5

Hey my buddy! My Dear old friend. YragFag everyone on this great board hates my fucking guts! But you YragFag are my only friend on here. I appreciate that buddy. I saw your review of Dahlia in the other thread and boy you sound happier than a sissy in boys town! Just tickled pink right old friend? You even wrote a Christmas poem for you escort wife! Lmfao!

YragFag what the fuck is wrong with you? You do know that after she left your shitty house she went on to the next dude to suck his dick! LOL! You can't fall in love with a hooker you dyslexia fuck you! There is ZERO hope for you! You put cash in a Christmas stocking for you escort wife. What's wrong with this picture?

YragFag you are the ultimate LOSER! You will always always always always always BE LOSER!

By the way I need you to stop by my place on OBT and wash my balls Peter pan!'ROTFLMAO!

Chris5.

We regret to inform you that YOUR POST IS NOT WORTHY OF A RESPONSE.

However, in the Spirit of the Season, please do review the following:

Christine5, The Deepthroat Reindeer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKmKdFkDYE.

Christine5's personal Christmas Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9DF1SRBnM.

Christine5 cheats on his Old Lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4&list=RDDU__g5gELIA&index=33. (Also known as: In the Club with Dirty Foot Bitches, Everything She Drank You Buyin').

**Chris5** · 12-20-15 15:50

Hey my buddy! My Dear old friend. YragFag everyone on this great board hates my fucking guts! But you YragFag are my only friend on here. I appreciate that buddy. I saw your review of Dahlia in the other thread and boy you sound happier than a sissy in boys town! Just tickled pink right old friend? You even wrote a Christmas poem for you escort wife! Lmfao!

YragFag what the fuck is wrong with you? You do know that after she left your shitty house she went on to the next dude to suck his dick! LOL! You can't fall in love with a hooker you dyslexia fuck you! There is ZERO hope for you! You put cash in a Christmas stocking for you escort wife. What's wrong with this picture?

YragFag you are the ultimate LOSER! You will always always always always always BE LOSER!

By the way I need you to stop by my place on OBT and wash my balls Peter pan!'ROTFLMAO!

Chris5.

**Chris5** · 12-20-15 15:35

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Yes I know you brought this into the trap.

A2

**Yragyrag** · 12-20-15 09:39

Swaggs being back in the house has me energized. Here are a few more of Christine5's personal favorite tunes.

Here's Christine5's personal Christmas Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9DF1SRBnM.

And here's how everyone here feels about Christine5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAt2...gELIA&index=24.

Christine5's Old Lady Cacthes Him Cheatin' on Her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-Q...gELIA&index=33.

**Yragyrag** · 12-19-15 13:50

Christine5: Thought I'd take a page from Swags' playbook, and provide you with two YouTube videos for Christmas.

Rudolph (Christine5 !) The Deepthroat Reindeer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKmKdFkDYE.

Dallas, Dreaming of my Wide Penis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU__g5gELIA.

**Yragyrag** · 12-19-15 13:13

Originally Posted by Chris5

Hey buddy. I think you have some deep psychological issues that you need to get help for. You are in desperate need of a shrink old friend. What happened to you in your shitty childhood? Did your dad fuck you up the ass daily? We're you caught repeatedly in the boys locker room jerking off to guy's behind a secret door? What the hell happened to you YragFag? I have said it many times before. You need to stop masquerading on this forum like Peter pan pretending to be a MONGER you sick fuck! LOL.

Chris5.

Sorry my sweet Christine, I have no more time for you.

Once I finish stuffing Dahlia's stocking, we're heading out on our honeymoon.

Happy Trails you sad, sad PATHETIC LOSER!