Streetwalker Reports

[Member #5121]

Points all well taken. For the most part I do not go out specifically to go cruise the loop. I usually AM on my way to or from somewhere. I really don't like car dates that much because that's just too much drama for me wondering if LEO is going to pull up behind me right in the middle of things. I would prefer a girl with even just a sketchy incall location. The problem is that my hobby budget is quite minimal and if I were to frequent the typical $100 Backpage girl my hobby budget for the month is shot.

So when I do take the detour I make sure to place my wallet in trunk & keep only 30 or 35 in my pocket just in case the little head takes over control of the situation. Happens from time to time but probably 19/20 of my detours are just window shopping. Kind of re-assuring knowing that they are still out there if I really NEEDED a hand, or prefferably, a mouth.

I would be pretty nervous taking my dog (s) along since if I did get hauled in for the routine that would make things far worse. Anybody got a spare lesbian?

I'm always trying to think of a way to turn lemons into lemonade. What if I lost my job and needed extra hobby cash? What would I do if I only had $100, or less, for the entire month?

It might be a stretch, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasonably attractive and relatively clean women who need a mans strength or skill set. Hell, my UTR needed me to inflate her tires, because she was driving on a flat and didn't know what to do! How many of these girls need somebody to help with plumbing, simple washer replacements even, or need to move furniture or lawn refuse, but aren't strong enough to do it themselves? Maybe you're a professional who can prep their taxes or you're well-read enough to offer off the record legal advice.

Craigslist ads are still free. Market yourself as you would for any job. Except this one is a trade for quality time with a female.

In the meantime, my other advice would be to work on finding a FWB, to help get you through those dry spells. Finally work on that George Webb waitress who might jump at the offer if you'd stop procrastinating. Be brave and jump on pportunities like that.

[BadGr54]

Points all well taken. For the most part I do not go out specifically to go cruise the loop. I usually AM on my way to or from somewhere. I really don't like car dates that much because that's just too much drama for me wondering if LEO is going to pull up behind me right in the middle of things. I would prefer a girl with even just a sketchy incall location. The problem is that my hobby budget is quite minimal and if I were to frequent the typical $100 Backpage girl my hobby budget for the month is shot.

So when I do take the detour I make sure to place my wallet in trunk & keep only 30 or 35 in my pocket just in case the little head takes over control of the situation. Happens from time to time but probably 19/20 of my detours are just window shopping. Kind of re-assuring knowing that they are still out there if I really NEEDED a hand, or prefferably, a mouth.

I would be pretty nervous taking my dog (s) along since if I did get hauled in for the routine that would make things far worse. Anybody got a spare lesbian?

[Member #5121]

I am going to respectfully disagree with your plan. The police that patrol this area know the SWs like many of you know the players on the Brewers. The roster is continually changing but somehow you keep up.

You see these girls out once in a while. The LEO sees them every day. Often they have encounters with them. They learn quickly their names, where they hang out, what times they hang out. The turnover is slow enough the cops can keep up. You don't keep up because the only time you go down to that area is to shop for SWs.

When LEO see one of them getting into a car they know damn well you are not on your way to Menards and you are not on you way home from the casino. You are not going to win that argument with LEO and good luck explaining to the judge.

As a seasoned veteran my advice is to avoid this kind of mongering. Yes there are price advantages and they are much more disposable. But by the time they are on G, and, or L you can count on them being a hopeless addict. Guys have been coming in their mouths all day long.

Back in the mid 90's I used to let a lesbian tag along with me. She liked to watch. She liked to go to strip clubs and she always left with a phone number. Anyway, having middle class mom in the car to verify you were just giving a ride will probably work. Hard to prove you were mongering when you have a witness to back you up.

Another thing you can do is bring your dog with you. Cops are not going to haul to in if you have a dog with you unless you committed a major felony.

Agree with Lefty. I too am (for the most part) a retiree from the street scene. It's different in other cities than it is in Milwaukee. You can be in Chicago, driving home late, and find a bartender at a bus stop, looking to earn extra tips before her shift begins at 9. Or have a reasonably attractive community college student who is tipsy and needs a ride after the White Sox game jump into your car after you almost hit her while she's jaywalking. It's a massive city, so the possibilities are as wild as its diverse population.

Milwaukee has a more enclosed, and entrenched, working class community. Anyone who is out strolling isn't experimenting with the "wild side," they're looking to earn cash for their next score. If they're not junkies, they're probably grappling with mental disorders that pose a more immediate threat to your safety. I had one homeless twenty something threaten to not leave my car until I could cough up more than 60 for oral. I had to waste time, boring her with endless circles around her neighborhood, until she emptied all my change in my cup holders and left. In Cicero, I found a really cute Italian or Latina out on a sunny day, dressed in all black, standing still on the side walk under a black umbrella. We parked together behind a warehouse. The oral was pretty good and she was soft spoken and intelligent. I felt good about it, that is, until I was able to glimpse all the track marks that were hiding under her black sleeves. Long story short, in the street scene, you eventually learn that all that glitters isn't gold. So why start at the bottom with the ones bearing meth scabs, stretched out guts, body odor, slurred or incoherent speech?

It's Russian Roulette, but save it for the ones who seem, for the lack of any other possible word, "normal." I've scooped some up, simply because it was cold, or snowing and the bus was late. It's actually kind of fun, because the more naive ones, who really did just need a ride, act both speechless yet almost flattered that you wanted to fool around. Those are the ones who typically get out at the next stop, but every so often, you score a real honey.

[LookingForLefty]

I am going to respectfully disagree with your plan. The police that patrol this area know the SWs like many of you know the players on the Brewers. The roster is continually changing but somehow you keep up.

You see these girls out once in a while. The LEO sees them every day. Often they have encounters with them. They learn quickly their names, where they hang out, what times they hang out. The turnover is slow enough the cops can keep up. You don't keep up because the only time you go down to that area is to shop for SWs.

When LEO see one of them getting into a car they know damn well you are not on your way to Menards and you are not on you way home from the casino. You are not going to win that argument with LEO and good luck explaining to the judge.

As a seasoned veteran my advice is to avoid this kind of mongering. Yes there are price advantages and they are much more disposable. But by the time they are on G, and, or L you can count on them being a hopeless addict. Guys have been coming in their mouths all day long.

Back in the mid 90's I used to let a lesbian tag along with me. She liked to watch. She liked to go to strip clubs and she always left with a phone number. Anyway, having middle class mom in the car to verify you were just giving a ride will probably work. Hard to prove you were mongering when you have a witness to back you up.

Another thing you can do is bring your dog with you. Cops are not going to haul to in if you have a dog with you unless you committed a major felony.

[BadGr54]

So I was leaving the Casino and wanted to stop at Menards on my way home. Took 6th st. Over to G and that on up to my destination.

I saw three probable WSW, one here, one there. I was not looking to scoop (already late heading home) otherwise they would have all been worth a once around the block.

LEO presence was minimal. (Fri, 7:30 PM) Saw one LEO had someone pulled over near about 30th. No clue what for.

As I was driving it occurred to me that if I had made a scoop & then got pulled over by LEO I would have had a fairly plausible explanation along with some hard evidence to back up my claims:

"Honest officer, I was just driving home from the Casino and on my way to Menards.

When I saw this poor woman hitch-hiking on this cold evening. Look, I still have a few Casino chips in my pocket & here is my Menards rebate card that I was intending to go use. ".

" No, sir, I am certainly NOT a Monger" MIGHT be just enough plausible deniability to let you off with a stern talking to & a warning. No Guarantees though.

If you don't have a Menards rebate to keep in your Monger Mobile then this week's ad flyer or a coupon or something from some other business in the area.

Keep a few white ($1) Casino chips in your ashtray. Might be the best $3 you ever spent.

I know LEO likes to ask where you are coming from & where you were headed. You don't have to answer that but if you don't I think it will piss them off. (a bad thing).

What other possibly believable legitimate reason could I have for being down in the heart of Mongerville?

Since I live about 10 miles north & west of 27th & G AND I am not very good at coming up with clever BS when under pressure it's important for me to have a (somewhat) believable story ready & rehearsed in my mind.

Great story if I was heading west when LEO spotted me. My EASTBOUND story might need a little work.

"Let me see your Drivers License. " Ummm, ahh, it's in the trunk, of course" .

[Journey83]

Well I frequently travel the north loop. I have had a few dreams with (paris) yeah that's her real name. She has been talked about before on this site. Yes she is a freak wow no incall have always picked her up. She is usually always at her location on L. Great at everything has let me get more then one pop. Has sticky fingers so be carefully and she does like to use. But I'm imo it was worth the couple small missing items. Her body is nice a little beat up but I sure had a few nice dreams about it. Try to catch her in the daytime. Otherwise she might be passing out on you from. She doesn't like having a phone just have to catch her when she is outside. Just be safe guys.

[DaveDream]

When I saw her, I told her I only had 20. She said "only 20"? And then went to town on probably the best BBBJCIM I have ever had. When a girl can suck cock and make you lift off the car seat when you cim, that's talent!

So I found myself wide awake early this AM, and decided to go for a south side cruise. Hit L first and saw nothing at all, next stop GF, on my first pass saw a few BSW's that I was not really interested in. Over to and and saw nothing there either. Looped back around to GF and saw Brenda leaving the gas station by 9th and headed east. Did a quick loop and scooped her up. I have not seen Brenda in a couple of months, she is alot skinnier than I remember, but damn, can that girl suck a cock! She is one of my favorites, and I am guessing most of you lucky enough to have been with her would agree! Asked her about a phone, and got a story about her having lost it, and needing to get another. Said she is usually out walking early mornings, sounds like early bird gets the worm! .

[SS Man]

So I found myself wide awake early this AM, and decided to go for a south side cruise. Hit L first and saw nothing at all, next stop GF, on my first pass saw a few BSW's that I was not really interested in. Over to and and saw nothing there either. Looped back around to GF and saw Brenda leaving the gas station by 9th and headed east. Did a quick loop and scooped her up. I have not seen Brenda in a couple of months, she is alot skinnier than I remember, but damn, can that girl suck a cock! She is one of my favorites, and I am guessing most of you lucky enough to have been with her would agree! Asked her about a phone, and got a story about her having lost it, and needing to get another. Said she is usually out walking early mornings, sounds like early bird gets the worm! .

[Coeltrain]

I have come across, Corrinna, Has lost weight again but solid performance. Can trade digits, got to like thin and crack high.

[Big A]

I cruised the streets again last night in the dense fog which added to the atmosphere. There were several gals out on the S side including Brittany on National who looked good but didn't give me good vibes. Lots of LE driving around on the S side too but none on the north Side despite plenty of gals out on Lisbon & North. I ended up picking up Holly on North Ave who says she usually walks the S side. Gave me some great suck and spit on a side street. This gal has awesome tits & a great attitude: clean, super friendly & gave a very satisfying performance. Recommended.

I should have waited a few hours!

[Craven Morehead]

I cruised the streets again last night in the dense fog which added to the atmosphere. There were several gals out on the S side including Brittany on National who looked good but didn't give me good vibes. Lots of LE driving around on the S side too but none on the north Side despite plenty of gals out on Lisbon & North. I ended up picking up Holly on North Ave who says she usually walks the S side. Gave me some great suck and spit on a side street. This gal has awesome tits & a great attitude: clean, super friendly & gave a very satisfying performance. Recommended.

[SoccerFan4245]

The Streetwalker forum is the appropriate place to put her review. If it wasn't for this site, she would be walking Lincoln Ave. She has been around for a while. In earlier years, I would often see her late at night or early morning walking the lane. SW's seemed to have been plentiful, so I took a pass on her. One night I took the plunge because pickings were scarce and I gave it a shot. After an outstanding oral performance in the car, she became my emergency stop when nothing else panned out. I have had experiences when she looked like crap and I thought, no way I want to go back. Other times, she put herself together so well that I couldn't get enough of her. As I and Trifix1 have said, she is not for everybody. Our standards sometimes drop when our selections are limited and we don't want to pay BP rates. One thing for sure, if she is home, she will see you. No screwing around with making arrangements and not following through. For me, I would rather no I was going to get a sure thing when I really needed it.

Not sure this should go in Streetwalker section, but Angel dosent have an ad on BP or Craigslist either. I'm not sure if she does the streetwalker thing anymore but she does have an incall, albeit in a shitty neighboorhood. I only had a dream of Angel Friday due to the fact I had a couple other providers flake out on me and I needed my itch scratched. Thanks Sccrfan, I think. It was a last dich, last effort kinda thing. My version of the Packer Hail Mary the other night. Called Angel on her landline which is awkward for me since I usually set up via text. Made the drive to Milwaukee. Angel gave me the adress and apartment number. Knocked on the door, she invited me in. The place is very cluttered, borderline whoreding. Anyway, I wasnt there for house inspection so I took off my clothes. She was wearing an old Pink Floyd shirt so I knew atleast she had decent taste of music. She doesn't have a bed avaliable that I'm aware of so she just sat on the couch. I approached her on the couch and she started with an above average BBBJ. After a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to start the main event. She layed back on the couch and she kept reminding me to take it easy on her because she's probuably 100 lbs soaking wet. Well soaking wet she was! I put my cock in and went to work. I love thin providers, young or old. I prefer the thin ones because their pussies are tighter 99% of the time versus chubbier girls. Obviously I like the younger, prettier providers better but hey, it is what it is. I wasnt in the position to be picky at the time since I had already struck out twice on the day. Anywho, I banged her for about 5 minutes on the couch mish position until I pulled out and came all over her stomach. Overall she's a nice older lady, tight pussy and budget friendly. Will I repeat? Maybe someday. Maybe. I think I need to buy my dick a gold Rolex for Christmas for all its been through this past year. That is if it doesn't fall off first. Have a good weekend guys and be safe out there!

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[Big A]

Hit the North and south sides today in the afternoon. Nothing at all on the south side. A few scary ones started showing up on the North side as the sun was setting, but I passed and went home.

[Trifix1]

I have a number of requests for her contact information but according to her, no one has done so. She has been a great stress releiver for a stop before work, after a stressful day or the cure for BlueBalls. She is not everyones tastes since she is not all that great looking but always available. I usually end up seeing her after a cruise has been unsuccessful. It's nice to have a plan be.

Not sure this should go in Streetwalker section, but Angel dosent have an ad on BP or Craigslist either. I'm not sure if she does the streetwalker thing anymore but she does have an incall, albeit in a shitty neighboorhood. I only had a dream of Angel Friday due to the fact I had a couple other providers flake out on me and I needed my itch scratched. Thanks Sccrfan, I think. It was a last dich, last effort kinda thing. My version of the Packer Hail Mary the other night. Called Angel on her landline which is awkward for me since I usually set up via text. Made the drive to Milwaukee. Angel gave me the adress and apartment number. Knocked on the door, she invited me in. The place is very cluttered, borderline whoreding. Anyway, I wasnt there for house inspection so I took off my clothes. She was wearing an old Pink Floyd shirt so I knew atleast she had decent taste of music. She doesn't have a bed avaliable that I'm aware of so she just sat on the couch. I approached her on the couch and she started with an above average BBBJ. After a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to start the main event. She layed back on the couch and she kept reminding me to take it easy on her because she's probuably 100 lbs soaking wet. Well soaking wet she was! I put my cock in and went to work. I love thin providers, young or old. I prefer the thin ones because their pussies are tighter 99% of the time versus chubbier girls. Obviously I like the younger, prettier providers better but hey, it is what it is. I wasnt in the position to be picky at the time since I had already struck out twice on the day. Anywho, I banged her for about 5 minutes on the couch mish position until I pulled out and came all over her stomach. Overall she's a nice older lady, tight pussy and budget friendly. Will I repeat? Maybe someday. Maybe. I think I need to buy my dick a gold Rolex for Christmas for all its been through this past year. That is if it doesn't fall off first. Have a good weekend guys and be safe out there!

[SoccerFan4245]

This in not a report of useful information but a narrative of getting the crab scared out of me. Mainly for entertainment purposes.

Some of you older gents may remember Cheryl M who had strawberry blond hair and crazy as a bat. She used to work Lin and Nat back in the day. She emerged about 4 years, which is when I made contact with her again on Nat. She was usually dressed really nice, like to where dresses and stocking or real tight pants. Anyway, I was shopping at my local grocery store in the burbs. While I am pushing the cart down the isle, there she is! Holy crap! I tried not to make eye contact but she hits me in the arm as I walk by. We talk a bit and then I hear a female voice behind her ask if everything is ok. She then says, you have been sober for 4 years so don't screw it up. Cheryl tells her I am an old friend and not to worry, explaining to me this her daughter in law. She asked for my number, which I give to her. (dummy) I then got the hell away.

I decide this is a good time to leave. As I am walking in the opposite direction, the DIL stops me and tells me Cheryl is married, off drugs and to please stay away. No problem! Then I think about it a second and told DIL that I do not do drugs, never have and she had a lot of f'ing nerve to imply that. (dummy again) I wasn't about to tell how I knew her but I was trying to help her get help back then too.

Some of you have shared stories of this nature. It's surreal when the dark past hits me in the face in my own backyard. Perhaps some of you also have stories about crazy Cheryl. She made the hunt interesting when I was young and foolish. I guess now I am old and foolish but not stupid enough to try and rekindle the past. I will not be answering the phone when she calls.