Massage Parlor Reports

[Magnum352]

I saw Lexi last time at Bella and liked it so much I thought I'd give it another go. Some reason though I read a lot of negative reviews about the girls there but so far so good for me. I saw Sophie was working and I thought she looked hot so I made an appointment with her. I got there a little late and she had another appointment in about 15 min so she offered to let another girl to take care of me. This tight little AA girl I think named Kia sold herself with a friendly smile so I didn't hesitate to take the offer. I'm glad I did cause she was cool and did a good job. She was easy to chat with and gave a medium pressure massage. The flip was great which included no mention of a tip and was also topless which I didn't even have to ask for. Her body was so tight and her tits were simply amazing. She said she was 31 with no kids. I say she's a massage parlor dream!! The place was clean and I got my full time. I paid $40 and tipped $40. Maybe next time I'll get to try Sophie out but Lexi or Kia will definitely work for me if I can't. Good luck out there!!

[Randingo]

Log time lurker, been in the hobby for years, first time poster. Hope to be of some help.

East west is now on 28th street. Do yourself a favor and don't go there. Girls want triple digit to get comfy and offer next to nothing. They dumped all their good ones.

Royal on 44th is now run by Lexi, and she's there almost all the time. She's very good and reasonable about cost. She has a good lineup too.

Pacific on 44th is as good as ever. My favorite place around. Very clean and the girls are great. Won't go into detail, as the owner keeps an eye on these reviews. So careful what you brag / lie about! You could get them fired.

Paradise on 28th is unimpressive, but they do have a few good ones. Amanda is nice, but she likes to ask for money. Jennifer is the same. Mostly old women with bad English.

Bella has gone downhill. I don't even bother anymore.

28th pacific is on par with 44th location.

Panacea is hit or miss. Natasha is great, Kiki works hard, the rest are decent.

I've been around, so feel free to pm me for specifics.

[Peter7]

So yeah, just go into this world in the last month and so far, pretty much so good.

Here are my reviews for my experiences so far.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/17447272

Jennifer is great! Super sweet, very nice and easy going. Not a clock watcher and usually will go over on time. Nice incall and easy to find, Takes off everything, but a thong, gets right up on the table and gives a great rubdown, on the flip. There is no messing around. Wandering is allowed and she is very enthusiastic to get you to your happy place. 40/40 for the half hour. YMMV, but once she get's to know you, she is well worth it.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-tash/21553370

Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got........

Thanks for the quality reviews Headshot.

[Tom70]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-tash/21553370

Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got. A legit massage. So I went for a second round the other day to see of she just needed to warm up to me. Once again, no dice. Today I texted her about another appt. , and made it clear that I would like extended srvc, but then she got pissy and told me that we had already had this conversation, which we didn't and that she only did legit massage. I told her I just wanted to be fair before I did a review, and she said do what you want, it will be easier for me without perverts like you. So if you want to be considered a pervert for seeing a backpage advertiser that makes it seem as if there is something more on the menu, Tash is for you. I am sure she offers something, but I am done with the games and enigma code breaking that it takes to unlock that HE.

So that is what I got so far. I will keep you posted on what comes next.

I saw Tash awhile back when she was at East West, probably a year or more back. She was a little more fun then, but not much. Had some baby damage, and a belly, but otherwise a generally thin body. Her pics were always from way up high, looking up at the camera, a clear tip off that she's trying to hide the weight. She posted a few times more, but turned out she got preggo again so gave up on that.

Her massage was OK as I remember. The flip and finish were a bit mechanical and awkward. So maybe it's better that she doesn't offer that now.

But I call bullshit on a girl posting an ad in the adult services section of Backpage and then claiming she only offers "legit" massage. That is creepy manipulative behavior IMHO. And it is sickening that she'd try to make you out as the pervert, when she's obviously the demented one.

[HeadShot]

So yeah, just go into this world in the last month and so far, pretty much so good.

Here are my reviews for my experiences so far.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/17447272

Jennifer is great! Super sweet, very nice and easy going. Not a clock watcher and usually will go over on time. Nice incall and easy to find, Takes off everything, but a thong, gets right up on the table and gives a great rubdown, on the flip. There is no messing around. Wandering is allowed and she is very enthusiastic to get you to your happy place. 40/40 for the half hour. YMMV, but once she get's to know you, she is well worth it.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-tash/21553370

Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got. A legit massage. So I went for a second round the other day to see of she just needed to warm up to me. Once again, no dice. Today I texted her about another appt. , and made it clear that I would like extended srvc, but then she got pissy and told me that we had already had this conversation, which we didn't and that she only did legit massage. I told her I just wanted to be fair before I did a review, and she said do what you want, it will be easier for me without perverts like you. So if you want to be considered a pervert for seeing a backpage advertiser that makes it seem as if there is something more on the menu, Tash is for you. I am sure she offers something, but I am done with the games and enigma code breaking that it takes to unlock that HE.

So that is what I got so far. I will keep you posted on what comes next.

[Bronco6566]

Sorry if this is a double post my browser fucked up when I tried before.

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

Sorry to hear about your health problems but when you get back to it go see Natasha at Panacea or Rhonda / Angel (Flip back a couple pages for info). They are both experienced enough to help you break the ice and you will be very happy.

If you are looking to take it a little further look up Mercedes. She will give you an "ok" massage if that is what you are looking for but a much happier finish to the party if you so desire. BBBJ and FS is definitely on the menu for a set rate so you don't have to worry about the tipping questions.

All 3 are pro's and will take good care of a rookie. Have fun!! =).

[Shawtren]

I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.

First of all. WELCOME ABOARD! I for one really appreciate your post. It is informative for us all. I know exactly what you experienced the first couple visits. We all learn along the way. And now you know to look here for more info!

Here is a link to an Escort Terms post that explains a lot of things. http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=447027 It will come in handy for interpreting some posts here, or from escorts.

THe best advice I can give you is to read the ads, find ones you like, search for info here and if you like what you see and hear, give her a go! When you are done, report back here and start all over again.

[NoseJelly]

She goes by Envy and works out of Massage Paradise. She also went by Daisy a couple years ago when she worked out of Royal. I have never enjoyed her company but I have seen her she looks like the pictures.

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Bring your wallet and your neighbor's wallet. Envy used to think 40 tip for an hour massage was good enough to get naked and Cuff the Carrot, but she has developed a severe case of GPS lately. Not worth getting shorted on time just to look at all those Tatts.

[Tank Johnson]

Sorry if this is a double post my browser fucked up when I tried before.

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-tash/21553370

First lady I visited. I had no clue what to expect, what to say or how to approach anything and was nervous as hell. The massage was decent. My inexperience made things pretty awkward on the flip. She asked if there was anything else that needed attention and I froze. Couldn't bring myself to ask what was available. So that was it. Like I said massage was decent and I'm an idiot.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-lexi/21986578

Second gal I visited. Still nervous about what to do. Quality massage. On the flip she asked if I tipped and all I had to say was yes and got a HE which was decent. Went topless and roaming was allowed above the waist. Pics are a bit out of date. Def a thicker gal than what they portray but not bad.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...t-now/19865302

Third gal. Made it clear up front that she wasn't FS. At the time I had no idea what that meant but whatever. Very cute. She may have just been starting out when I saw her because she was out of a hotel and the massage was nothing more than smearing oil over my back. It probably didn't help that the room was ice cold. The flip was very good. Only wore her thong. Lots of dirty talk and encouragement leading to the HE.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/17447272

Fourth gal. Very nice, very pretty. Massage was great. Flip was even better. Went topless, roaming was allowed and some dirty talk. HE was great.

All this info is from 8+ months ago and from a guy that could never nut up and ask what was actually on the menu (I should've picked "chicken shit" as my username). I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.

[Tank Johnson]

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-tash/21553370

First lady I visited. I had no clue what to expect, what to say or how to approach anything and was nervous as hell. The massage was decent. My inexperience made things pretty awkward on the flip. She asked if there was anything else that needed attention and I froze. Couldn't bring myself to ask what was available. So that was it. Like I said massage was decent and I'm an idiot.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-lexi/21986578

Second gal I visited. Still nervous about what to do. Quality massage. On the flip she asked if I tipped and all I had to say was yes and got a HE which was decent. Went topless and roaming was allowed above the waist. Pics are a bit out of date. Def a thicker gal than what they portray but not bad.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...t-now/19865302

Third gal. Made it clear up front that she wasn't FS. At the time I had no idea what that meant but whatever. Very cute. She may have just been starting out when I saw her because she was out of a hotel and the massage was nothing more than smearing oil over my back. It probably didn't help that the room was ice cold. The flip was very good. Only wore her thong. Lots of dirty talk and encouragement leading to the HE.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/17447272

Fourth gal. Very nice, very pretty. Massage was great. Flip was even better. Went topless, roaming was allowed and some dirty talk. HE was great.

All this info is from 8+ months ago and from a guy that could never nut up and ask what was actually on the menu (I should've picked "chicken shit" as my username). I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.

[TruckingChef]

You talking Trout Fishing or a MP Lady? Without a Link who's going to know!?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...kills/21880147

[Bloozer]

What would I Search to find what I need to know.

Learn to use google image. It's actually quite easy.

[Dddinks]

She goes by Envy and works out of Massage Paradise. She also went by Daisy a couple years ago when she worked out of Royal. I have never enjoyed her company but I have seen her she looks like the pictures.

What would I Search to find what I need to know.

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[WontenDwell]

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Seriously, after one month you think you get to start doing that?

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[StudMan90]

Any ino on this girl.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...c-mya/22021587