Strip Club Reports

[Everest]

I went to H8 N for the very first time last night. It was my first club in Detroit area. It was unlike Deja Vu or Cracker Jaxx that I frequent.

The dive bar atmosphere didn't bother me. Nor did smokers, as I am one of them (until I quit in near future).

I didn't find any girls particularly attractive compared to my regular clubs. And ones on my radar did not approach me at all, even after I tipped on stage. Except one. Most of them just hung out with regulars. The very few that approached me were not my types. More than 3 hours later, one of the girls I tipped approached me. Offered CFS and CBJ in the VIP. A crammy little booth with curtains. Later another one approached me but said she didn't do "extras" but offered BJ for 1. 0 but I declined and just got a dance from her. A pretty lame LD. She asked for a tip which I didn't feel she earned.

And I don't know if it was just me but most of the dances on stage just consisted of the girls just slowly moving around the poles, except the AA girls who were more into the dances.

Probably won't go back.

[HardMuscle1]

I am visiting Detroit for a week, Heared that new club legends is very nice.

Any info please on the talent and suggestions.

Thank you for any help.

Legends caught fire on November 16th, still in the process of cleaning up! Many of the girls went to Players, small place inside but many girls to choose from! Be patient and have Fun!

[StripperLover]

Do they have a happy hour and free admission until 8 pm like Players? What's the parking situation, google streetview shows cars parking on the street so I'm assuming its allowed past a certain hour.

[Jooop]

Any legends fan knows where the good dances went?

I was told they had great selection.

Any info will be appreciated.

Thanks guys.

Some are at Players some at BT tycoons.

[ExtraLovers41]

I am visiting Detroit for a week, Heared that new club legends is very nice.

Any info please on the talent and suggestions.

Thank you for any help.

Any legends fan knows where the good dances went?

I was told they had great selection.

Any info will be appreciated.

Thanks guys.

[TwoWheeler21]

I know that Bogarts gives you a free pass to Henry 8th north and vice versa but will either of these clubs offer you a pass to Henry 8th south?

Also, anyone know what the cover charge is for Players at night and when the happy hour ends?

Just say you want a pass to Henry's when leaving Bogarts. It is easier asking there because one of the door guys at Henry's can be a prick about giving passes, asking how many drinks you had and whether you got dances. The pass is good at South, North, or John's Hot Spot.

[Shelby65]

Thinking of going to the Flight Club haven't been there in awhile. Which dancers should I check out?

[StripperLover]

Well guys, I guess I'll be the first to report on this.

I know that Bogarts gives you a free pass to Henry 8th north and vice versa but will either of these clubs offer you a pass to Henry 8th south?

Also, anyone know what the cover charge is for Players at night and when the happy hour ends?

[Dpmct]

I decided to check out the talent at BT's Dearborn on Saturday night. I arrived around 9 PM and stay until 11 PM. Lot of cute girls working but no dances offered, they all seemed pretty locked in with regulars. I decided to try my luck down the street at Silver Cricket.

Once there I was quickly approached by Genini. After chatting her up for a bit she asked if I wanted a dance, I asked what the menu options were and she seemed open so we went back to seal the deal. Paid $10 for wrist band and negotiated $ for CBJ with songs included (we were 1 song in when we struck the deal). Solid skills. Once done I paid her and she made a half hearted attempt to get paid for songs as well, but I shot that down because she had agreed songs included but I tipes her $20 as a consolation prize for her.

Not bad, would repeat.

[KdScott222]

Who is usually working at bogarts Sunday day time?

[Bratley1055]

I am visiting Detroit for a week, Heared that new club legends is very nice.

Any info please on the talent and suggestions.

Thank you for any help.

They had a fire. Probably closed over a month at least.

[ExtraLovers41]

I am visiting Detroit for a week, Heared that new club legends is very nice.

Any info please on the talent and suggestions.

Thank you for any help.

[Pussylicker2]

Well, even some of the most seasoned mongers can get ripped off on occasion....Now probably 10 years ago, I would have stood my ground out of principle. However, I am fortunate enough to be in a financial position where $50 is chump change.

There's no reason for you to pay. What are they going to do, call the cops? Rough you up? No, they're going to tell you you're barred. And after that same ***** gets another couple of guys barred, they'll stop taking her side. When you cave in like that you just encourage more of that type of behavior.

[Tony317]

Well guys, I guess I'll be the first to report on this.

I went to H8's tonight and the new VIP rooms are complete. It's a dramatic improvement and I'm impressed. They've made the rooms considerably larger and have walls blocked out on each side. The rooms themselves are large enough to maneuver in, for whatever activity you have in mind. The bouncer walks you and the girl back to the room and it initially looks dark but after you get in, they turn on a somewhat dim light above and the view of the dancer becomes very good. The room feels very private. There is a triangular, leather, love seat sized couch that has cutoff corners (all still padded). The floors are now tiled as well. When I first looked, I thought there was something wet on the floor but it turns out, it's just sparkly tile. In terms of how this compares to other clubs VIP rooms that I go in, I have to say that it definitely beats Henry's North, Bogart's and the Silver Cricket by a mile. The only club that I've been in, in Michigan that has a better VIP than this now, is the Hustler club but I haven't been there in at least three years, since it went to shit after the changes that were made. Additionally, expect them to be much cleaner now too. One of the girls told me that the rules for the dancers, include being required to clean up any mess that they leave behind and additionally, they can't put their feet on the seat. If they break the rules, they get fined $25 per occurrence.

The changes are definitely welcome and it's bound to increase traffic, since one of the major complaints about South was how horrible the VIP rooms were. As we know, more guys equal more dancers and dancer quality should increase. I thought they were being more selective about who they allow to dance but I think it's just that they have more attractive dancers coming in that dilutes the pool of the ones that shouldn't be allowed to dance.

Granted, even though it was the busiest bar night of the year, I counted approximately 15-20 girls tonight and the selection was pretty good. There were four new dancers that I'd never seen before and three of them were attractive enough to get dances from. One of the new girls, Mercedes, who is about 5'4 and around 100 pounds with dark black hair, has only been working there a couple of days. She's nice but not terribly attractive facially. She did tell me that she doesn't do extras but she's a good talker (this makes me think of the Natalie ruse. Good talker, poor action). In our conversation, I told her that since she's new, she'll probably make money until words gets around that she doesn't do anything in the back. She said that she'd heard that but that she doesn't feel she needs too. I've heard this kind of story before and I told her that she's going to have a hard time competing, since the other girls do extras. Well, we know how this story goes, so if she sticks around, you can be sure that at some point, she'll start providing extras too.

Good to know. I was thinking about heading up there on Saturday. Coming from Indy, so it's kind of a long drive, but sounds like it might be worth it. It's been a couple of years since I've been there.

[StripperLover]

Well, even some of the most seasoned mongers can get ripped off on occasion. Regrettably, yours truly just got ripped off at Coliseum by a greedy, young dancer who goes by the stage name of Autumn, but who may also go by her real name of Shelby. Unfortunately, the VIP bouncer and day shift manager at Coliseum were willing accomplices to Autumn's / Shelby's bait and switch. Needless to say, this is the last straw for me in regard to this club.

I should have known better than to give this club another chance after my recent day shift experiences that are about as lively as a funeral home. However, I figured this club might be worth visiting on Thanksgiving Eve. I arrived around 4 PM just in time for a day shift review of dancers. I was pleasantly surprised to see some familiar faces that I had not seen in a while although one of the dayshift dancers who shall remain nameless confirmed for me that day shifts were going downhill and that she was having a hard time making money compared to a year ago.

Around 5 PM, Autumn / Shelby showed up, which means that she was several hours late for day shift, thereby earning a fine for her tardiness. Autumn / Shelby is a young (possibly younger than 21 years old although that didn't stop her from getting served), white, long-haired brunette petite dancer around 5'1" (without heels) and small natural be cups. She immediately gave me the sob story that she had earned a $150 "fine" for showing up late for day shift. At first, I was concerned for her well being since she indicated that she commutes from Flint and already seemed to be a candidate for an OWI later tonight. Nevertheless, I figured I would help the dancer out of her financial predicament, so we worked out an arrangement for a $150 flat fee trip to the VIP with no song count.

I probably should have cut the VIP experience short after the first song because Autumn / Shelby was about as inspiring as watching moss grow on the north side of a tree. After only 4 songs (I was keeping track since this was my first experience with her), Autumn / Shelby started mumbling that we were on the 7th song and that I was going to owe her $175. I reminded her of our $150 flat fee arrangement and started to gather my belongings since I could see where this was going in light of Autumn / Shelby's stripper math. Autumn / Shelby then stumbled her way out of the VIP to get the VIP bouncer. Somewhat to my surprise, the VIP bouncer informed me that I owed Autumn / Shelby for 8 dances or $200. I advised the VIP bouncer that Autumn / Shelby was double-counting, but I could see that he was going to stand firm. Either due to my recognition as a regular or recognition of my firm demeanor, the VIP bouncer when to get the day shift manager who heard my side of the story before he talked to Autumn / Shelby. However, to my surprise, the day shift dancer took Autumn / Shelby's side. Now probably 10 years ago, I would have stood my ground out of principle. However, I am fortunate enough to be in a financial position where $50 is chump change. I informed the day shift manager that I didn't agree with his support of Autumn / Shelby's scam, but I wasn't going to make a fuss because I would be taking my business elsewhere. I don't think Coliseum's day shift manager cared.

In summary, I have a permanently bad aftertaste from Coliseum and will not be returning ever again. My ATF Terezie is retired anyway, so my decision to never return is easier to make. I just thought I would take the time to share so that my fellow mongers could avoid getting ripped off by Autumn / Shelby who apparently has some challenges with simple arithmetic while the VIP bouncer and day shift manager apparently give their customers' satisfaction at Coliseum the lowest priority.

Wow, exact same thing happened to me and on the same night. Different girl, different story but the lame dances and lack of any extra's caused me to end the song and 'dance' routine she was going thru and she said it was 4 songs after barely a song and a half of crap. Bouncer took her side, said I owed her $75 plus the $5 VIP fee. Lineup was very good from 5 till 8 but then it just got pathetic. Lesson learned, got much better action at Players and Bogarts so the trip wasn't a total bust.