Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 11-25-15 19:25

Originally Posted by Oriema2002 [View Original Post]

One by one they are all closing, by natural causes or otherwise. (Godfather, Part II reference). I was on Buford Highway recently and the only 0 ne left OTP is Royal. BTW, Tina from Green is at Olympia Therapy in Roswell.

Hold on. Are you saying Bally and K Spa are closed too?

**Oriema2002** · 11-25-15 15:09

Originally Posted by Homeo [View Original Post]

Is closed. Don't know if business was slow or LEO, but a for lease sign is in the front door.

One by one they are all closing, by natural causes or otherwise. (Godfather, Part II reference). I was on Buford Highway recently and the only 0 ne left OTP is Royal. BTW, Tina from Green is at Olympia Therapy in Roswell.

**Homeo** · 11-25-15 12:10

Is closed. Don't know if business was slow or LEO, but a for lease sign is in the front door.

**Niteluvr** · 11-24-15 22:08

Originally Posted by SgtSoros [View Original Post]

Help me understand, since I can't see a connection between you getting a blowjob from your ex GF and her suspicions that you were fooling around.

Maybe since he didn't come right home after work she suspected he was out mongering instead of working out.

**Likstrange** · 11-24-15 20:07

Originally Posted by SgtSoros [View Original Post]

Ok, but wouldn't a good after fucking shower take care of that issue. Anywho a CAMP girl, who used to call me her BF, would measure the volume of my ejaculate to verify that I was not fucking around. LOL.

I'm sure that would help. I never cheated on her, but I enjoyed her efforts to catch me, LOL.

**Sgt Soros** · 11-24-15 19:58

Originally Posted by Likstrange [View Original Post]

She was checking my dick to see if it smelled / tasted like pussy.

Ok, but wouldn't a good after fucking shower take care of that issue. Anywho a CAMP girl, who used to call me her BF, would measure the volume of my ejaculate to verify that I was not fucking around. LOL.

**Likstrange** · 11-24-15 19:32

Originally Posted by SgtSoros [View Original Post]

Help me understand, since I can't see a connection between you getting a blowjob from your ex GF and her suspicions that you were fooling around.

She was checking my dick to see if it smelled / tasted like pussy.

**Sgt Soros** · 11-24-15 18:45

Originally Posted by Likstrange [View Original Post]

I have an awesome girlfriend back about 20 years ago who didn't trust me at all, she would drop to her knees and give me a blow job as soon as I walked in the door, it was great, I finally started to see a pattern, I worked out after work 4 days a week and those were the nights she did it, she was checking to see if I was screwing someone else, damn those were good old days, LOL.

Help me understand, since I can't see a connection between you getting a blowjob from your ex GF and her suspicions that you were fooling around.

**Likstrange** · 11-24-15 17:50

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

That's hilarious and the post is disgusting but incredibly entertaining. One realistic perspective that we can all benefit from is the reality that we need to make sure we don't smell like the places we visit. For example, we need to be careful about scented massage oil especially if its applied to your smaller head. Last thing you want is the girl friend or wife or mistress to smell or even feel it and suspect something.

I have an awesome girlfriend back about 20 years ago who didn't trust me at all, she would drop to her knees and give me a blow job as soon as I walked in the door, it was great, I finally started to see a pattern, I worked out after work 4 days a week and those were the nights she did it, she was checking to see if I was screwing someone else, damn those were good old days, LOL.

**Elvis Lives** · 11-24-15 15:28

Went to Massage Pro and had an excellent Massage. Was greeted by a petite young lady, but I asked for Laura who I had seen before. All in all, was just what I was expecting and I left very relaxed. Things still as they should be in Cumming.

**Osmosiss** · 11-24-15 14:52

Originally Posted by MassagePerv [View Original Post]

But you left a few things out!

Shitty is definitely the theme of the story!!

The moral of the story, Tip the "Take Out" better so she can use Summers Eve to douche that Hershey Highway!

Better yet. Make her do it in front of you!

But seriously, I can't believe no one asked "What was the Damage for the take out?

BBanal from a take out is pretty impressive!!

We all know what the Wifey costs $2000 grand and up!!

Needless to say, this post caused quite a "Shit Storm" Haha.

That's hilarious and the post is disgusting but incredibly entertaining. One realistic perspective that we can all benefit from is the reality that we need to make sure we don't smell like the places we visit. For example, we need to be careful about scented massage oil especially if its applied to your smaller head. Last thing you want is the girl friend or wife or mistress to smell or even feel it and suspect something.

**MassagePerv** · 11-24-15 12:34

Originally Posted by AsianLover [View Original Post]

I too have been thinking about this post and at first I was grossed out, but then laughed for a different reason. After thinking about the situation, I realized that CnB spent all that $$$ on a cruise and got a partial BJ that left him hanging. Sounds like a very expensive BJ and a shitty deal for both of them!

But you left a few things out!

Shitty is definitely the theme of the story!!

The moral of the story, Tip the "Take Out" better so she can use Summers Eve to douche that Hershey Highway!

Better yet. Make her do it in front of you!

But seriously, I can't believe no one asked "What was the Damage for the take out?

BBanal from a take out is pretty impressive!!

We all know what the Wifey costs $2000 grand and up!!

Needless to say, this post caused quite a "Shit Storm" Haha.

**AsianLover** · 11-24-15 10:49

I too have been thinking about this post and at first I was grossed out, but then laughed for a different reason. After thinking about the situation, I realized that CnB spent all that $$$ on a cruise and got a partial BJ that left him hanging. Sounds like a very expensive BJ and a shitty deal for both of them!

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!