Massage Parlor Reports

[The Camel]

Any of you guys been here?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2476943

I often pass this place traveling back and forth to downtown LA. I will have to do a TOFTT after seeing this item. The RubCraps reviews are all over the place. I always assumed the place was at least mostly strictly legit Thai massage as some comments and reviews indicate. Other RM members report HE and my 1st impression is that they come off as the kind of fake review often posted to the RubBullCrap site. I will need to conduct personal research.

I'm strongly hoping the HE reports are the real ones because I'd love to see Ash Punked as being just another moral hypocrite. Do ya'all recall Kutcher was at least suckered into one of the phony pandering political campaigns, I believe along with Demi Moore. A lobbying campaign which was intended to publicize the idea that a majority or at least significant percentage of providers, especially AMP workers and BP escorts, are child sex slaves of traffickers. They signed on with one of the national organizations that perpetrate the mythology. On close scrutiny, LE agencies confessed that the numbers of "child sex slaves" in the transparent US sex markets that Kutcher and Moore were publicizing as factual was exaggerated to the point of complete farce and absurdity. Part of the program was of course to shut down CL and BP as being cyber-pimps for child exploitation.

Perhaps Kutcher was merely in that store saving the souls of the Ancient Child Slaves?

[tarascan]

Any of you guys been here?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2476943

[VoxDei]

Yes it was.

Was this place on Sherman Way?

[PlayerN818]

I was looking for a good massage and this Thai place I hit up only had "lady boys" available so went to another place around the corner. Diamond something. $40 for an hour. Rooms with curtains. Got Lily (not much English), late 40's Chinese woman, did a very decent massage for most of the time. Turned me over 45 minutes in and based on experience so far, I was not looking for anything but she had other plans. On turn over, she is neglectful in draping so my boys are showing. She presses hard on my pelvic area and gets me a massive boner. I wasnt sure it was possible to get it that hard without touching it. Anyways, she encourages me to "self-service" and I am saying "never mind. I am OK" - and it continues for a a minute. Then she just takes over and gives it a strong rub and doesn't let go even after the explosion. To be sure, it was a bit painful because I continued to have a massive boner after ejaculating because of her tight grip. I felt happy to escape after giving her 40 more as tip. Her name was Lily. She was friendly and her massage was good.

VD out.

P.S. What's with the lady boys massage?

Was this place on Sherman Way?

[VoxDei]

I was looking for a good massage and this Thai place I hit up only had "lady boys" available so went to another place around the corner. Diamond something. $40 for an hour. Rooms with curtains. Got Lily (not much English), late 40's Chinese woman, did a very decent massage for most of the time. Turned me over 45 minutes in and based on experience so far, I was not looking for anything but she had other plans. On turn over, she is neglectful in draping so my boys are showing. She presses hard on my pelvic area and gets me a massive boner. I wasnt sure it was possible to get it that hard without touching it. Anyways, she encourages me to "self-service" and I am saying "never mind. I am OK" - and it continues for a a minute. Then she just takes over and gives it a strong rub and doesn't let go even after the explosion. To be sure, it was a bit painful because I continued to have a massive boner after ejaculating because of her tight grip. I felt happy to escape after giving her 40 more as tip. Her name was Lily. She was friendly and her massage was good.

VD out.

P.S. What's with the lady boys massage?

[Mr Sixty]

Rainbow on topanga & Devonshire.

Usually under 40, but have had a couple under 30.

I haven't been there in a few months.

I've tried Rainbow, but only Latinas were available when I went. Monica was lovely, but I'm in the mood for something different.

I'll try again!

[Mask Man]

Where's this at?

I hit up a place I've been going to for years, 2nd floor place in center of the valley, paid 40 at door, asked for Latina, in walks a huge breasted mid to young 30's ok looking I say be- face, she pulls off the towel and says you've been here before, I say Yes, she starts to rub my ass and touches my balls, I reach over and slide my hand up her leg right up to her uncovered see*nt and right to her ass*ole, I just keep pushing it right in, and she says I like that and pushes back and I'm past my middle knuckle deep in her brown eye. On goes the cover and she starts gagging on me. I tell her to get in the bed head down with her ass in the air, and to start f*cking her ass with her fingers which I jerk off and cum all over her ass, she's a bit upset that I cum on her, but she's cleans herself up and I pay 60 $ and leave.

[Dgoesinyours]

It seems like over the past four-five years, all of the good Asian places have been replaced by or converted to Latina places. The places on Laurel Canyon and Burbank, Roscoe at Sepulveda, and Sherman Way at Van Nuys, Vanowen and Tujunga, and Lime, for example.

I've heard that Acu on Van Nuys and Rainbow on TCB have Asians, but I have never seen any there.

All of the Asian Valley places I've tried in the past couple of years are RnT only, and staffed with over 40 (or over 50) providers. It seems all the younger, cuter providers are in the OC, SGV or West Side.

Can anyone recommend a place in the Valley (mid or west Valley preferred) that provides more than RnT, that maybe has a few under-40 Asian spinners?

Is that an AMP unicorn?

Rainbow on topanga & Devonshire.

Usually under 40, but have had a couple under 30.

I haven't been there in a few months.

[Nzca Guy]

I hit up a place I've been going to for years, 2nd floor place in center of the valley, paid 40 at door, asked for Latina, in walks a huge breasted mid to young 30's ok looking I say be- face, she pulls off the towel and says you've been here before, I say Yes, she starts to rub my ass and touches my balls, I reach over and slide my hand up her leg right up to her uncovered see*nt and right to her ass*ole, I just keep pushing it right in, and she says I like that and pushes back and I'm past my middle knuckle deep in her brown eye. On goes the cover and she starts gagging on me. I tell her to get in the bed head down with her ass in the air, and to start f*cking her ass with her fingers which I jerk off and cum all over her ass, she's a bit upset that I cum on her, but she's cleans herself up and I pay 60 $ and leave.

[Mr Sixty]

Since no one answered my Asian question yesterday, I went back to my old standby, Zen. This time, I drew Heidi (Jaydee? She is really pretty, somewhat MILFy. Service was similar to Anna, who I described in previous reports, but not as much enthusiasm.

Cover was $40, tip was $80 for CB.

Maybe I'd go back to see if service improved with repeated experience, but this time, it was far from GFE.

This place is the Starbucks of AMPs. You can get in and out quickly, you get what you want, it's a little uniform and impersonal, but the lack of hassle makes it worthwhile.

[Mr Sixty]

It seems like over the past four-five years, all of the good Asian places have been replaced by or converted to Latina places. The places on Laurel Canyon and Burbank, Roscoe at Sepulveda, and Sherman Way at Van Nuys, Vanowen and Tujunga, and Lime, for example.

I've heard that Acu on Van Nuys and Rainbow on TCB have Asians, but I have never seen any there.

All of the Asian Valley places I've tried in the past couple of years are RnT only, and staffed with over 40 (or over 50) providers. It seems all the younger, cuter providers are in the OC, SGV or West Side.

Can anyone recommend a place in the Valley (mid or west Valley preferred) that provides more than RnT, that maybe has a few under-40 Asian spinners?

Is that an AMP unicorn?

[MuffinMan4668]

Hey Everyone,

Just moved to Studio City from Camarillo not too long ago and am looking for a place that offers Latina women. Preferably providers that have a nice, big booty. Don't care if they're BBW so long as the service is good!

Been looking around at the local fare, but they're all asian joints, which I'm just not into. If you have any leads, tips or recommendations, feel free to PM me.

Thanks in advance.

I might be able to help you with your quest for latina women. There's 2 places that come to mind, but only 1 that I've been to. The first place (where I've been) is orchid therapy off of van nuys blvd. It a bit hidden as you have to go into a building and up some stairs to find the entrance. Like usual mamason greets you, you get 1/2 hour, and she takes you to a room. When I went mamason had a few asian girl and latinas. I don't remember who helped me but everything was on the menu. The other parlor that I know of (but never went) is Zen therapy off of saticoy blvd. Maybe someone can give you more details about these 2.

On a side note, has anyone heard if the Rainbow off of Topanga Canyon is still getting daily check up form cops?

[Booty Eater]

Hey Everyone,

Just moved to Studio City from Camarillo not too long ago and am looking for a place that offers Latina women. Preferably providers that have a nice, big booty. Don't care if they're BBW so long as the service is good!

Been looking around at the local fare, but they're all asian joints, which I'm just not into. If you have any leads, tips or recommendations, feel free to PM me.

Thanks in advance.

[okser]

!! STAY AWAY!!

New Grungy place on Saticoy just East of Sepulveda, In a little mall.

Stopped by one day and realized that it was a latina Place.

Wanted to get a change from the middle aged Asians But the girl at the window was HUGE! A real cow.

Came back Last night and was happy to see a slim Latina.

After the $$ she let me in and I noticed she didn't stop coughing.

No attempt at massage, didn't allow anything after not more than 4 minutes.

I politely asked to change she said fine, other ugly be. CH came in and asked what the problem was.

I asked for another massuese as this one was coughing too much and obviously did not know how to even begin a massage.

She said no and told me to leave, I asked for the money back she refused, So I said, Ok, I'll continue the massage she refused.

Got dressed and left.

Left out some other disgusting aspects of the place.

So my advice is don't take a chance.

Stay away.

[Greddy22]

So there is this tiny well hidden place on Ventura Blvd. Just west of the Shoup off-ramp. When it first opened I had a great experience but she seems to be gone now. A few days ago I went by and got a Chinese girl who was a bit on the chunky side. With considerable coaxing, got her out of her clothes and got to play considerably (but with lots of resistance) while she gave a so-so handy. Well, so-so may be a bit generous. When done, she went through the motions of cleanup and I went to wash my hands after I got dressed. I put $60 on the table and she freaked out and tried to keep me from leaving, whining "more". I literally had to push her out of the way to get out. I should say this: I think she might have thought I had put a single Jackson down because of the way the bills were folded neatly, but I needed to get the heck out of there. Maybe I should have asked how much she wanted / thought I had left. The best part of the trip was that as I was leaving the other girl apparently heard the scuffle and was coming back to where we were. VERY cute little spinner. If I could figure out how to go back there for her and avoid the other one. That's 30.

I bet she just really expected more because you were able to get her out of her clothes.

I would guess they don't get much business partly because of their location. But just a tip I always ask what days they work and what's days they're off so you can avoid them next time. Most of the time it works.

Gred.