Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 11-22-15 23:30

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!

Funniest post I've read in a while!

**The Bobster** · 11-22-15 19:56

Originally Posted by Tomas83 [View Original Post]

I was thinking of going to Empress near the outlet mall -- it is near my office. I saw this ad in CL https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5327554638.html - does the girl pictured in the ad actually work there? I google the image and nothing else comes up. Definitely a cutie -- if anyone has any info on her I'd appreciate it.

Right click on image, search via Google. Fake.

http://en.gmw.cn/2014-09/16/content_13251040_10.htm

**Tomas83** · 11-22-15 18:28

Originally Posted by Tomas83 [View Original Post]

I was thinking of going to Empress near the outlet mall -- it is near my office. I saw this ad in CL https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5327554638.html - does the girl pictured in the ad actually work there? I google the image and nothing else comes up. Definitely a cutie -- if anyone has any info on her I'd appreciate it.

I hate fake pics!

**Tomas83** · 11-22-15 16:42

I was thinking of going to Empress near the outlet mall -- it is near my office. I saw this ad in CL https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/thp/5327554638.html - does the girl pictured in the ad actually work there? I google the image and nothing else comes up. Definitely a cutie -- if anyone has any info on her I'd appreciate it.

**Kid Cisco** · 11-22-15 15:36

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

Didn't bother to ask her name, petite, short hair, answered her phone 6 times, after every call ended, told me Sank you (thank you) like I said it was ok to use the phone. She is weird tho, like her ass is itching or something cause she can't focus worth of shit. She runs around fast, her movements are too fast, speaks 19% English, forgets easily, something weird about her. Short hair, about 5'1 tall, slim, maybe 45 years old. Oh well, I won't go back.

Wow man that is one of my triggers that will send me 0-60 in a second answering their phone or leaving to answer the door or go to the front desk I tell them up front IF you leave or answer the door or take a phone call I am walking out!! Or pay you half, I CAN'T stand a cheap greedy person that won't hire anyone else I had to walk out of my PT the other day it is just one person trying to take care of a room FULL of people that are there to REHAB they to cheap to hire anyone else.

Kid Cisco.

**MassageAwesome** · 11-22-15 12:59

Originally Posted by InchLong [View Original Post]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5326071715.html

I went here, massage sucked. I ended up having the receptionist. She answered phone 6 times within the hour, sprayed me with half quart of lube which she only wiped half back off. No dice on the happy end after several attempts. Will not visit anymore. Left 10 tip and she said see you next time to which I replied "never".

Do you remember the woman's name? I was there Friday. Great massage and I left happy. She (Cici) didn't put a lot of oil on me. I wonder if you drew Lily. I'm going to see her next time.

**NuGuy36** · 11-22-15 01:14

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!

Damn I'm speechless!

**Aaron Hamlet** · 11-21-15 23:04

Originally Posted by MitchCumstein1 [View Original Post]

throw up in your mouth at the same time.

I didn't. Dudes wifey may have tho'.

**MitchCumstein1** · 11-21-15 22:50

That made y'all laugh and throw up in your mouth at the same time. Funny stuff right there!

**HobbyMan51** · 11-21-15 18:13

Originally Posted by BigComanche [View Original Post]

Winner of what? There is nothing right about any of that.

I was being wickedly facetious there, Big Comanche. I found the post to be both disgusting and disturbing, to say the least.

**SunSin1** · 11-21-15 18:11

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!

Dude, I am not trying to judge cause god knows I've stuck my dick in some places I probably should not have (like Suzy at HS).

But I always wash the dam thing right after, like ASAP.

Even if you are not expecting a BJ how can you walk outside like that?

Rubbing alcohol + Baby wipes!

**Big Comanche** · 11-21-15 16:50

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

Wow. He lets his wife suck his dick after that dick has been in another girl's ass. I think we have a winner here!

Winner of what? There is nothing right about any of that.

**HobbyMan51** · 11-21-15 15:04

Originally Posted by Cocknballs [View Original Post]

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!

Wow. He lets his wife suck his dick after that dick has been in another girl's ass. I think we have a winner here!

**Cocknballs** · 11-21-15 10:59

Got off work early, so decided to pay my take-out girl a visit. After, had a quick workout, then went home. Had a cold one watching some TV, and told the wife I booked a cruise for us this winter. I guess that put her in the mood for a blow job. Starts licking and says your cock smells like shit! I said hey, I worked all day and worked out, give me a break! And I asked for another beer. The napkin was a bit wet from the first one, so I figured I'd give myself a little wipe down, and sure enough there were a couple shit specks from greek with my take-out girl! Cleaned up as good as I could, she brought a couple beers for both of us and finished the BJ with no more complaints, but it was a close call! So let that be a lesson, always wash that mother fucker off if you're out playing! LOL!