Massage Parlor Reports

[Jan Fortifore]

Hi guys I'm visiting from the mainland was wondering if you guys could point me in the right direction. Also ballpark on fees would be helpful.

I am by no means an expert on Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs), but the standard fees you should expect is a $50/$60 house fee and a $150/$160 tip for your FS provider. MSOG and greek are not the norm, but possible, depending on the provider.

Popular AMPs in 2015 are:

Rejuve:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...rejuve/4947029

Happiness:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...piness/5524862

And Kison:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...assage/5543888

Good luck, welcome to Hawaii, and happy hunting!

Jan Fortifore.

[Jdinh79]

Hi guys I'm visiting from the mainland was wondering if you guys could point me in the right direction. Also ballpark on fees would be helpful.

[Silentone]

I'd do the same thing if you honestly thought that was a providers pic, but do realize you can almost tell its often not them in the ad, and just hope it is near expectations if not walk out.

With prices as they are I expect a great experience all around. I expect providers to come ready to work, and part of that is their presentation. Its wasn't so much that she didn't resemble the ad, but there was no attempt to look presemtable at all. Like others have pointed out TEHO, but I'm not going there to see a plain looking girl.

S1.

[CM0069]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

I'd do the same thing if you honestly thought that was a providers pic, but do realize you can almost tell its often not them in the ad, and just hope it is near expectations if not walk out.

[Bulgogi Boy]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

TEHO, right? You were justified. On the other hand, some of my ATFs (Kelly / Ichiban, Lucky / Tokyo) look great sans make-up. I guess my fantasy is waking up with them, and that's what you'd see first thing in the morning.

[HiPickle]

Did a late night drive by on Saturday. Checked backpage and decided to try out RuRu. Viet spinner. Was greeted at the door and taken upstairs. Introduced to Ru Ru. Very cute tight.

Little body. Went to the room, got ready for table shower. Ok experience. She seemed a little shy. Went back to the room, great body, awesome skin, clean and smelled fresh as can be.

Got a little GFE laying down on the table, moved to semi BBBJ. And then into HJ with nice added twists. Put on the cover and went mish, CG, and doggy, finished with more BBBJ and HJ.

Overall a decent experience with a very clean and cute girl. Normal fee, would repeat.

Someone mentioned ruru wasn't really spinner but elfish? I ended up with a girl like that 2 times cause she change her name and use fake pic each time.

[Come Again]

Did a late night drive by on Saturday. Checked backpage and decided to try out RuRu. Viet spinner. Was greeted at the door and taken upstairs. Introduced to Ru Ru. Very cute tight.

Little body. Went to the room, got ready for table shower. Ok experience. She seemed a little shy. Went back to the room, great body, awesome skin, clean and smelled fresh as can be.

Got a little GFE laying down on the table, moved to semi BBBJ. And then into HJ with nice added twists. Put on the cover and went mish, CG, and doggy, finished with more BBBJ and HJ.

Overall a decent experience with a very clean and cute girl. Normal fee, would repeat.

[DeepShot]

Bravo for walking out. Too manyweenies stay and are sorry.

You pay to play and have every right to chose who you want.

Girls will learn top tier pros always put their best face forward.

Plenty good choices out there.

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

[MongerZ]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

Burger King and McDonald's does it to me all the time with their burgers. I still eat there. LOL.

[SCJohn]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

You are certainly free to do what you want. But understand that often pics are fake, old or Photoshopped. IMHO, if she wasn't significantly over weight (compare to her pics), way older or hideous looking. I'd stay for a session. I'm assuming you have done your homework and her service is up to par. You can always call and ask her to get dolled up or wear a particular outfit when you visit.

[Member #5810]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

I think you're the customer so if your expectations aren't met then you can leave. Just me, but maybe I would ask how long to wait for her to be ready, or since I'm there, I may ask for another girl. Of course, you know that they may black flag you if you walked out. Just my 2 cents.

[Bigahi007]

HowZit Silentone!

IMO you can spend your money any way you want. If anything is not to your liking you have the right walk out. This hobby is about US. To me if you have a friendly relationship with the provider you may want to say something in a tactful way to preserve the friendly mutually beneficial relationship. If first time, then really not an issue. Simply NOT as advertised.

Just my 2 cents.

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

[Silentone]

Had an appointment with a provider, got there and was shocked that said provider wasn't done up with makeup to portray the look of their ad. I'm coming to see you based on what you're advertising, I don't want the plain jane look. I was disappointed so I walked out. Was I wrong for doing so?

S1.

[Member #5810]

Chanel knows what goes on with her girls, if not us guys. The girls do talk about each other a lot. For example, everyone at Kison knows Yoko does anal. If the girls know, Chanel knows. When I walk out Chanel usually asks me how it was. I either give the girl the thumbs up or I say meh. So, Chanel knows which girls give good service and which don't, even if she doesn't know exactly what goes on in the room. If you are a semi-regular then the girls definitely talk about you and might have even given you a nickname. This job is like any other job, girls gossip.

Yep for sure. Just to prevent misunderstanding anal been off Yoko's menu for a while. Chanel does have knowledge of all the happenings for sure.

[LuvBigRax]

Chanel knows what goes on with her girls, if not us guys. The girls do talk about each other a lot. For example, everyone at Kison knows Yoko does anal. If the girls know, Chanel knows. When I walk out Chanel usually asks me how it was. I either give the girl the thumbs up or I say meh. So, Chanel knows which girls give good service and which don't, even if she doesn't know exactly what goes on in the room. If you are a semi-regular then the girls definitely talk about you and might have even given you a nickname. This job is like any other job, girls gossip.

Some guys on this board say occasionally they will ask the mama to choose a girl for them. But what if you have a specific type in mind, not only physical and looks but what the girl offers. Yeah we can get a lot of that intel on this board for sure. But still, if you going to have mama choose, you might as well tell her what you like. Also maybe you don't for certain know who girls is there available when you just walk in off the street kind of deal. I was thinking about this in connection with Kison, but it really applies to any AMP. However, to me, Chanel mama is so darned nice it would be difficult to be totally up front with her about what I want. For example, "Hey Chanel, you got a ho here working right now how loves it and goes bonkers when the guy plants his face right in her pussy and licks the bejesus out of her?" No bullshit pussyfooting around the Bush in other words. But then I think, fuck; Kison is Chanel's AMP, of COURSE she knows what goes on in the room so why am I embarrassed to ask her? I'm also wondering if the girls tell the mamas what this guy or that guy did to her in the room. You ever think about this? So if you are a regular at some AMP, how much does the mama actually already know about your personal sexual appetites and perversions?

I can tell you that all the girls talk about all their customers. The good, the bad, the perversions. Even if the girl never serviced you she will have info on you. If you're a guy with great reviews, all the girls want to see you. If you're a jerk then you can get the "sorry she's busy " even if she's not. Even between AMP's, girls pass info on bad apples.

And, Chanel knows everything! Haha. It's her job so she can protect her girls and screen out undesirable customers.