Massage Parlor Reports

[LifeExplorer]

Yes, as others have said, Angel and Rhonda are one in the same. I visited her at Wonder several times and ALWAYS had a great experience. After she left I tried a couple of the other girls at Wonder and at Relax, only to be very disappointed by lackluster performance / enthusiasm. I connected very well with Rhonda / Angel and she set the performance bar very high for what I expected others to be able to do. But others always seem to fall short. I always found Rhonda / Angel to be enthusiastic about her work, fun spirited and imaginative. Although I never got more than a very creative HJ, if one way wasn't quite working for me, she would try something different and would say with a smile, "whatever gets the job done! Most providers leave the burden on you to get off with a mediocre performance, by for me, Rhonda / Angel, always aimed to please and was well worth the time and monies spent. I tried to visit her at her new location 2 weeks ago, but was not able to secure an appointment. Went past the office and it looked like she was busy with customer waiting in parking lot. Looking forward to my next visit. 60/60.

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

[TokyoDawson]

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

I have always had great sessions with her but seems based on responses to this post is very much a YMMV situation. Maybe needs to see you a few times for better sessions.

Working by appointment only now, plan on 45 minutes or so lead time for her to get to location. Her location is at the very back of the building, discrete parking, or you can park next door and walk over.

In my experience she is quite open to what I want, which is nice massage, then half way through the hour to switch and let me rub her for a while. Gets comfortable to bra and panties and no objection to me taking them off after a bit. Great finish, which on occasion has been mutual. Have never paid more than 60/60.

[EngrGuy]

Yep that is Rhonda. HJ is great.

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

[Hazmaz03]

I stopped in tonight just to see what the hoopla was about. Rubmaps had all these amazing reviews on the place. I walk in. A petite girl was on her cellphone blaring her music. I asked her about the pricing and she couldn't understand a word I was saying. She just kept repeating, "massage? I kept repeating, "pricing". I was just checking it out to see and then all of a sudden a slightly older asian lady came out and started doing the something. I said, "thank you for your time" and left. I looked back and the older lady was speaking to the younger girl in an angry manner. Well, maybe if I understood what the hell was going on I might have gone further, but based on this review I think I'll pass and try another place out. Also the Backpage ad that was on there is gone. I'm sure the photos of the girls were stock photos from somewhere anyway.

Anyone have a serious recommendation for around the GR area? I haven't stopped in a Esquire yet on Burton and thought I'd check it out since it's one of the few I haven't stopped in yet.

After reading a review of Relax Spa on 28th, that included a detailed account of FS with DATY and lots of satisfaction, I decided to check it out myself. I am not an overtly experienced massage enthusiast, but the review of Relax was so effusive and complimentary, I needed to check it out. I entered the joint, with no sign and an ominous purple light, and saw a gaggle of various Chinese women of different ages. I glanced into a room off to the side and see a fat Italian man sitting in a room looking like an extra in the Sopranos (confusing). I asked if they took credit cards and they did. A younger, somewhat unrefined young woman led me to the room. She had a fit body and was cute. We discussed price and she asked me to pay ahead of the massage. I asked about tip and she said $45 for 30 minutes and $40 for nude massage. I was stupid and paid upfront. I got undressed and laid on the table. She whispered something unidentifiable to me and left the room. A few minutes later after some shouting in Chinese a woman enters the room and begins rubbing me with a towel on my back (never a good sign). I gently caress her leg and feel a silky yoga pant only to find it was a different girl. Older. Late 40's. Not the girl I met at the door. The massage was awful, but I continued to caress her and see if it would get better. After a firm ass grab, she flips me over and I ask if she would get nude. Her English was almost non-existent and it was a struggle to communicate. I went back and forth with her explaining I had already tipped for what I thought was a nude massage, and she kept debating me. Her lack of English and weird behavior kept reiterating the fact that I was paying to have some sex-traffic victim, rub my joint for a few seconds of bliss. It was one of the most non-sexual experiences I have ever had, and a few times I actually almost got up and left. She ended up giving me an awkward, forced, not-sexy handy and let me roam in one of the most shitty ways possible. I left feeling mildly disgusting, guilty and generally shitty about the whole exchange. I am an adult and realize that this industry and those in it are not on top of the world so to speak, but having to see how rough the trade is, laying naked on a table is a real boner buster. I am a fit, 30 something dude with a high sex drive so I enjoy the occasional massage, but when the experience is as bad as the one I received at Relax, it makes me think I need to readjust my priorities.

Avoid. Hard.

Sorry about your bad experience. These bad experiences seem to occur more often when service is pre-paid. I think providers attitudes goes to, well I've been paid how fast can I get through this session, from I'd better do a good job so I get tipped well and he will return. I personally never tip til the end, and seem to get closer to my full time and a decent MS and HE as a result.

[Cap Augie Nemo]

She gives a great massage, wants a blue note to get completely nude, not sure if more then a HJ is available. She used to work at wonder massage, I think under the name of Rhonda.

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

[Sparky11]

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

I believe that's Rhonda use to work and place on Plainfield think it's called Wonder.

[Bloozer]

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

She used to be very popular at Wonder Massage in Plainfield. She left there to work with Linn, now she's on her own I used to see her regularly. Back then it was a 60 40.

The one unique feature about her service is one helluva rectal massage. It was a fantastic finish enhancement. She (was) clothes on, roaming allowed, but you could not pet the kitty!

I may stop in. I may not. Depends on the mood, and how bad I want a good rectal massage!

[Rdanon]

Traveling through and looking for a time.

Saw this "angel" http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760.

Looked through back logs and unsure if its same Angel.

Opinions? What mileage might one expect and what type of tip is expected?

[Euchre]

I was wondering if I could ask my fellow enthusiasts for a new place to try out a massage. I have sampled a few places (and have read many reviews on other people's experiences) and was wondering where I should go next. I'm open to going to any area of greater Grand Rapids and trying out new masseuses as well. I was hoping some of you could pm me with your recommendations.

Thanks.

[Mr Cruzer]

After reading a review of Relax Spa on 28th, that included a detailed account of FS with DATY and lots of satisfaction, I decided to check it out myself. I am not an overtly experienced massage enthusiast, but the review of Relax was so effusive and complimentary, I needed to check it out. I entered the joint, with no sign and an ominous purple light, and saw a gaggle of various Chinese women of different ages. I glanced into a room off to the side and see a fat Italian man sitting in a room looking like an extra in the Sopranos (confusing). I asked if they took credit cards and they did. A younger, somewhat unrefined young woman led me to the room. She had a fit body and was cute. We discussed price and she asked me to pay ahead of the massage. I asked about tip and she said $45 for 30 minutes and $40 for nude massage. I was stupid and paid upfront. I got undressed and laid on the table. She whispered something unidentifiable to me and left the room. A few minutes later after some shouting in Chinese a woman enters the room and begins rubbing me with a towel on my back (never a good sign). I gently caress her leg and feel a silky yoga pant only to find it was a different girl. Older. Late 40's. Not the girl I met at the door. The massage was awful, but I continued to caress her and see if it would get better. After a firm ass grab, she flips me over and I ask if she would get nude. Her English was almost non-existent and it was a struggle to communicate. I went back and forth with her explaining I had already tipped for what I thought was a nude massage, and she kept debating me. Her lack of English and weird behavior kept reiterating the fact that I was paying to have some sex-traffic victim, rub my joint for a few seconds of bliss. It was one of the most non-sexual experiences I have ever had, and a few times I actually almost got up and left. She ended up giving me an awkward, forced, not-sexy handy and let me roam in one of the most shitty ways possible. I left feeling mildly disgusting, guilty and generally shitty about the whole exchange. I am an adult and realize that this industry and those in it are not on top of the world so to speak, but having to see how rough the trade is, laying naked on a table is a real boner buster. I am a fit, 30 something dude with a high sex drive so I enjoy the occasional massage, but when the experience is as bad as the one I received at Relax, it makes me think I need to readjust my priorities.

Avoid. Hard.

Sorry about your bad experience. These bad experiences seem to occur more often when service is pre-paid. I think providers attitudes goes to, well I've been paid how fast can I get through this session, from I'd better do a good job so I get tipped well and he will return. I personally never tip til the end, and seem to get closer to my full time and a decent MS and HE as a result.

[FranzDicks]

After reading a review of Relax Spa on 28th, that included a detailed account of FS with DATY and lots of satisfaction, I decided to check it out myself. I am not an overtly experienced massage enthusiast, but the review of Relax was so effusive and complimentary, I needed to check it out. I entered the joint, with no sign and an ominous purple light, and saw a gaggle of various Chinese women of different ages. I glanced into a room off to the side and see a fat Italian man sitting in a room looking like an extra in the Sopranos (confusing). I asked if they took credit cards and they did. A younger, somewhat unrefined young woman led me to the room. She had a fit body and was cute. We discussed price and she asked me to pay ahead of the massage. I asked about tip and she said $45 for 30 minutes and $40 for nude massage. I was stupid and paid upfront. I got undressed and laid on the table. She whispered something unidentifiable to me and left the room. A few minutes later after some shouting in Chinese a woman enters the room and begins rubbing me with a towel on my back (never a good sign). I gently caress her leg and feel a silky yoga pant only to find it was a different girl. Older. Late 40's. Not the girl I met at the door. The massage was awful, but I continued to caress her and see if it would get better. After a firm ass grab, she flips me over and I ask if she would get nude. Her English was almost non-existent and it was a struggle to communicate. I went back and forth with her explaining I had already tipped for what I thought was a nude massage, and she kept debating me. Her lack of English and weird behavior kept reiterating the fact that I was paying to have some sex-traffic victim, rub my joint for a few seconds of bliss. It was one of the most non-sexual experiences I have ever had, and a few times I actually almost got up and left. She ended up giving me an awkward, forced, not-sexy handy and let me roam in one of the most shitty ways possible. I left feeling mildly disgusting, guilty and generally shitty about the whole exchange. I am an adult and realize that this industry and those in it are not on top of the world so to speak, but having to see how rough the trade is, laying naked on a table is a real boner buster. I am a fit, 30 something dude with a high sex drive so I enjoy the occasional massage, but when the experience is as bad as the one I received at Relax, it makes me think I need to readjust my priorities.

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Avoid. Hard.

[Jum Hall]

Other massage places should take a page out of the book used at this place! Love the no upsells, and the comfortable atmosphere. I dreamed of Anita, and my dreams are very relaxed, almost weak in the knees relaxed. Paid the door fee and tipped the same for services that I have not found elsewhere.

Massage was good, not great, but the flip. .....wow.

Just wanted to also point out that folks should also be checking the time as they did 55 minutes massage to a buddy of mine and even though he paid for 90 minutes, he did not check his time till after he left and on his way, since the female they sent to him made him feel real good LOL.

Lastly, try to make sure the bathroom has soap in that blue or black whatever for men container and am refering to the branch of 44th street as it happened to my buddy last month I believe.

[Mongerlian]

YMMV with all MP Ladies. I've never had an issue with Joy. Always 60 hr and 40 tip. Never shorted on time and total Nude. She is licensed and does a real Thai massage. But, I'm a regular and have know her for years. If I had to find an issue with her it would be that she calls me a lot to see if I want to see her. A Hobby Phone solves that issue.

If you aren't a regular and don't want to be hassled about a tip, I would agree with The Captain that Pacific is a good place to start.

NJ.

Oh of course, I know everyone's experience can be different. I think I will try again, this time though act with normal negotiations rather than just assume my experience will be the same. She's a business woman, after all, none of us mean a damn thing except the cash we bring.

[NoseJelly]

YMMV with all MP Ladies. I've never had an issue with Joy. Always 60 hr and 40 tip. Never shorted on time and total Nude. She is licensed and does a real Thai massage. But, I'm a regular and have know her for years. If I had to find an issue with her it would be that she calls me a lot to see if I want to see her. A Hobby Phone solves that issue.

If you aren't a regular and don't want to be hassled about a tip, I would agree with The Captain that Pacific is a good place to start.

NJ.

[Cap Augie Nemo]

Other massage places should take a page out of the book used at this place! Love the no upsells, and the comfortable atmosphere. I dreamed of Anita, and my dreams are very relaxed, almost weak in the knees relaxed. Paid the door fee and tipped the same for services that I have not found elsewhere.

Massage was good, not great, but the flip. .....wow.