Massage Parlor Reports

**Mongerlian** · 11-13-15 11:45

Well, took the plunge and went to Joy. Went 60/40. Was lining up to be my new fav, great massage, good teasing, ass play. Then she started in on "more tip, more tip. " I said that's what I had. "Usually 100 tip. " Uh, no. Wouldn't even drop the dress, but allowed roaming under the dress on the flip. Finished me off once. "Ok you go work bring me more tip. " Yeah I'll get right on that. Looked at the clock. Per the usual with these places, paid for an hour, got a half. So instead of repeat business she got an extra 20. Good for her I suppose.

**BoarderCross69** · 11-12-15 23:28

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/21182020

I know Joy has been reviewed before but the search doesn't seem to be turning anything up, at least under her name. Just looking for a few details from those who've partaken, including out the door donation.

I saw her recently and good massage plus prostate massage and 2 pops! Will strip down and body slide! 60/40. Will repeat.

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 11-12-15 19:36

Originally Posted by RichieGR [View Original Post]

Seen her many times. Always a good massage and finish. Will allow roaming and will also strip down as requested.

For a fee.

**RichieGR** · 11-12-15 16:53

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/21182020

I know Joy has been reviewed before but the search doesn't seem to be turning anything up, at least under her name. Just looking for a few details from those who've partaken, including out the door donation.

Seen her many times. Always a good massage and finish. Will allow roaming and will also strip down as requested.

**Mongerlian** · 11-12-15 13:49

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...ssage/21182020

I know Joy has been reviewed before but the search doesn't seem to be turning anything up, at least under her name. Just looking for a few details from those who've partaken, including out the door donation.

**Euchre** · 11-12-15 12:50

Originally Posted by CrispyNoodlez [View Original Post]

Stopped by Bella gente yesterday. Lexi was available. Massage was average. The flip was very lackluster. She's very cute in her pics but not worth repeat. She did not get comfortable at all. She asked about the tip on the flip. Damage 40/40.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lexi/21633087

I visited her not to long ago as well. She is very cute, and her massage technique was very good. But everything after that is not really worth it. Very mechanical towards the end.

**TokyoDawson** · 11-11-15 13:47

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760

Has anybody been there in the last couple weeks? Someone told me they went by there and it was all closed up. I could use a good ass rub. Giving and receiving.

Short answer, yes was there yesterday. Long answer with lots of detail was in a report I tried to put up at 8 am this morning. Hit upload button and got 'thank you for report' message but it never showed up.

**Crispy Noodlez** · 11-11-15 12:32

Stopped by Bella gente yesterday. Lexi was available. Massage was average. The flip was very lackluster. She's very cute in her pics but not worth repeat. She did not get comfortable at all. She asked about the tip on the flip. Damage 40/40.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lexi/21633087

**Shawtren** · 11-11-15 11:00

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760

Has anybody been there in the last couple weeks? Someone told me they went by there and it was all closed up. I could use a good ass rub. Giving and receiving.

**Shawtren** · 11-11-15 09:32

Originally Posted by WontenDwell [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...-0992/19656966

I don't know if the phone number is correct in the ad, as I was just a walk-in, which may have been why the MMS decided to start the massage. Place is located next to keyboard world and t-mobile, there is no Sign up, on the door, or anywhere. Check the number on the door to the number on the ad, there were really dark blue curtains up and not even an "Open" sign up. Place seems extremely shady but hell, it was the only FS place I knew about.

So what are the chances that any of the girls in the picture are the one that worked on you?

**Magnum352** · 11-11-15 09:20

So I did a personal tofft yesterday. I love petite girls and I especially love small boobs so despite the handful of negative reviews I made an appointment with Lexi. This was also my first time at BELLA. Now I don't know why or how some people have different experiences with the same girls as others but, I think Lexi is my new favorite. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a stud. LOL!! Maybe it has to do with my friendly attitude and clean cut appearance and also that I'm in my thirties and not old, out of shape and / or acting like these girls owe me something just because I have 80 bucks to blow. Whatever the reason Lexi treated me well. Not only did my half hour massage last about 50 minutes but she gave me a legit full body massage. She even climbed that a amazing tight little body up on the table and crawled around on me a little. After the flip she asked what else she could do for me so I simply said if you get naked and give me a HE I would tip $40. She agreed happily and that was that. Her HE was awesome and I'd give up 80 once a month for her anytime. She knows, only cause I told her, that once a month I visit gr just to get a massage. I then explained that I have not yet found a girl who can give me an experience worth my hard earned cash so I rarely repeat with the same girl twice. Well she heard what I was sayin and understood cause when it was over she wanted to know if I would come back for another visit. She was actually trying to give me a reason to be a repeat customer with her. I told her I'd be back and sincerely thanked her for giving me what I was looking for. Some advice to those who would like some. Don't be a creeper and don't tell the girls anything negative. Simply explain what you want and tell them you don't make the same mistake twice. Lexi knew she would only get my tip ONE time if she did a piss poor job. So she decided she wants my tip more than just ONCE and gave me the reasons I need to come back and tip her again. Which I now can't wait till December gets here!! Hope this helps in one way or another. Cheers!!

**TokyoDawson** · 11-11-15 08:06

Bless you seniors for earlier reports on where Rhonda ended up. Had time to see her yesterday at her new place.

She works by appointment so I called her mid morning and she was ready in less than an hour. Location in very back of the building, plenty of parking.

Chatted a bit about where she had been as she opened up the place and got right down to work, never even asked me for the door fee. Nice firm massage and she got comfortable, let me 'rub' her for a while. I had the best time ever with her and we both left happy. YMMV. I put $60 door fee and matching tip on the table. Based on performance considered leaving a bit more but did not want to tick off NoseJelly (just kidding, appreciate your comments).

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...r-you/19285760

616-432-4602.

**MidMichGeezer** · 11-11-15 04:15

Originally Posted by WontenDwell [View Original Post]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...-0992/19656966

I don't know if the phone number is correct in the ad, as I was just a walk-in, which may have been why the MMS decided to start the massage. Place is located next to keyboard world and t-mobile, there is no Sign up, on the door, or anywhere. Check the number on the door to the number on the ad, there were really dark blue curtains up and not even an "Open" sign up. Place seems extremely shady but hell, it was the only FS place I knew about.

Just called the number in the ad and it was for "Relax Massage". I would doubt however if Relax Massage has any liability insurance so don't get hurt there.

**Bloozer** · 11-11-15 03:55

Originally Posted by GRJack [View Original Post]

What are you wearing, Mimi from State Farm. Khakis?

Oh my gawd I love it! No way I can top that one!

**GRJack** · 11-11-15 03:51

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

When I called the "listed" number in Y. P. , I got State Farm insurance. There is no Mimi doing massage at state Farm insurance. The girl that answered the phone did not want to accommodate me. And, she didn't know Mimi.

It sure would be nice and considerate, as this has been discussed before, if contact information were posted. This falls under the "Will Linklater" family! So. In consideration for those of us from out of town, What is the contact information for "Relax Massage" thank you.

What are you wearing, Mimi from State Farm. Khakis?