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[Lothar22]

I never browse the BP dating section so I only saw something about Zena based on Rocket Dork's post. Her odd ball attitude definitely got my interest, I visited earlier in the week, milfy, regarding the old review from that other site her tooth was there LOL. She has a 17 year old son and is also paranoid about the neighbors seeing people come and go so she has a specific schedule that you'll need to adhere to. Damage was $. 20 for the HH, just opted for a BBBJ with a COF, single pop. Her location was perfect for me, I have a pretty specific schedule myself so my adventures are limited to location due to timing constraints. She is definitely goofy, oral skills were nice and she does like to lift your ass up when servicing you. I'll repeat because its about the same that I spend at an AMP and the menus is limited.

I need to find some other options too near here / NW side of the city area.

[DMichaels69]

She is cute.

Called the number in the add.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...asian/27981307

Total agency type, no answer just get a text with an address to a motel. I get there and text back for a room #. Greeted at room by a very young looking Chinese girl. Wow, wasn't expecting such low mileage from an agency of sort. Really went to pound town on her for a while and talked her into a boob waxing finish. That was tricky seeing she spoke zero english. Good stuff, thought I'd share.

[Mannheim]

Called the number in the add.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...asian/27981307

Total agency type, no answer just get a text with an address to a motel. I get there and text back for a room #. Greeted at room by a very young looking Chinese girl. Wow, wasn't expecting such low mileage from an agency of sort. Really went to pound town on her for a while and talked her into a boob waxing finish. That was tricky seeing she spoke zero english. Good stuff, thought I'd share.

[GordonCCraig]

I've been there. Watch out for Uncle LEO's. They know what's up. Had a friend left the place (middle of the night) and got arrested. Be careful.

Clearly her mightier than thou attitude in the ads isn't for me. G.

[Gregory12]

Hello. I took a chance on Aryanna.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ncall/25065536

She was close to me and offered a 50 BJ special so I went for it.

She said she only offered BJ since it was her time of the month. Also all covered.

CBJ was mechanical and LOTS of teeth. I'm pretty big down there, I'm not sure if that had something to do with it. She said she couldn't DT me and refused ball play. Also didn't remove any of her clothing. She also hates it if you touch her hair as she is giving head.

Anyways, eventually came. The lack of "style" to the CBJ and the excessive teeth made it bad.

She is also much bigger than the pictures indicate. She has a child and is almost BBW as far as her body is concerned. Face is the same.

Damage was only. 5.

[Genghis2]

This is hilarious.

Loved the report. Showed innovation in writing and a command of the English language. He should write women's romance novels. (or who knows, maybe he does) LOL.

[DMichaels69]

This is hilarious.

Had the chance to dream again with this super hot, in heat, cougar before she headed off on a SW tour. Each meeting seems to outdo the previous ones. Always staying at high end hotels when in town, this time at the secure top floor of a Hilton owned hotel. I was instructed to take the elevator to the last floor below, walk up the stairwell where she would leave me in. Elegantly dressed in calf high spiked boots, I was greeted with a LK and hug as I followed her into the room. With the spiked boots, she was about my height, as my arms encircled her hot body, pulling her in close to mold against mine. She informed me free drinks and snacks were available on the floor and what would I like to drink. Told her I'd like a beer and she was off. In the meantime, I partially disrobed to a T shirt and trousers, left donation on bedroom dresser and returned to the sitting room. When she returned a few minutes later, we sat in the sitting room to enjoy the drinks and snacks, while catching up on events. Sometime during the conversation she removed her boots and casually mentioned that she has been sans panties. With that revelation, the drinks and snacks were quickly forgotten as I slid to the floor from the sofa and moved over to her chair where another more delectable snack awaited me. As she scooted to the edge of the chair, I was soon engaged in a most tasty frenzy, as she directed my approach, guiding with her hand behind my head. Pleasuring her for a indeterminable time, I couldn't wait to slip inside that super hot honey pot. Returning to the sofa, with jr at full attention, he was mounted CG style, experiencing the tremendous heat being generated. Not being able to obtain the traction needed in that position, switched to doggie over the sofa. In this position watching her sculptured body, with Jr plunging in and out, soon resulted in a cataclysmic eruption draining the twins into the bag, deep inside that super hot vagina. We never did make it to the bedroom, but the new scenario was exotic and erotic. Will be awaiting her return to attempt to satiate that hot cougar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-9447/28334152

[SeanDoe99]

I think this was one of my first reports. Ended up dreaming about her a couple months ago, actually contacted one of her friends who told me that she had another friend who would do an outcall. Ended up being diamond nicole. It's really a toss up, sometimes she's right on time and in a good mood. Other times she's an hour late. Maybe if you go to her place, I've never been. But I know she has at least one more girl she's living with so maybe try out both if you're in the neighborhood. I guess YMMV.

Stay safe!

Visited her incall last year. Shitty neighborhood in a shitty building. Wouldn't visit at night but felt alright during broad daylight. Rates are very reasonable and she has at least one other girl living with her. She does have a great body, skills I'd say are OK. Nothing great but she has a good attitude. Would repeat in a pinch.

[Glen60]

Had the chance to dream again with this super hot, in heat, cougar before she headed off on a SW tour. Each meeting seems to outdo the previous ones. Always staying at high end hotels when in town, this time at the secure top floor of a Hilton owned hotel. I was instructed to take the elevator to the last floor below, walk up the stairwell where she would leave me in. Elegantly dressed in calf high spiked boots, I was greeted with a LK and hug as I followed her into the room. With the spiked boots, she was about my height, as my arms encircled her hot body, pulling her in close to mold against mine. She informed me free drinks and snacks were available on the floor and what would I like to drink. Told her I'd like a beer and she was off. In the meantime, I partially disrobed to a T shirt and trousers, left donation on bedroom dresser and returned to the sitting room. When she returned a few minutes later, we sat in the sitting room to enjoy the drinks and snacks, while catching up on events. Sometime during the conversation she removed her boots and casually mentioned that she has been sans panties. With that revelation, the drinks and snacks were quickly forgotten as I slid to the floor from the sofa and moved over to her chair where another more delectable snack awaited me. As she scooted to the edge of the chair, I was soon engaged in a most tasty frenzy, as she directed my approach, guiding with her hand behind my head. Pleasuring her for a indeterminable time, I couldn't wait to slip inside that super hot honey pot. Returning to the sofa, with jr at full attention, he was mounted CG style, experiencing the tremendous heat being generated. Not being able to obtain the traction needed in that position, switched to doggie over the sofa. In this position watching her sculptured body, with Jr plunging in and out, soon resulted in a cataclysmic eruption draining the twins into the bag, deep inside that super hot vagina. We never did make it to the bedroom, but the new scenario was exotic and erotic. Will be awaiting her return to attempt to satiate that hot cougar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-9447/28334152

[Ron M]

I saw her as well. She sometimes shows old pics of her self. She's a talker and a little odd, also she is missing her front two or three teeth. Before she started her head game, she removed the bridge there. She's fun, though. She did odd things like lift my legs up during BBBJ and contort her body during FS. It was a good time.

She also has porn on all the time and comments on it as if she's a porn critic. It's funny.

That's hilarious. And since she seems to like Asian guys according to her ad I should have a hell of a good time with her.

[Mannheim]

Called the number in the add. A playful English speaking woman answered and gave me the details. 120 hh. Dnot remember the quickie price, but there was no hour offered. Who actually stays an hour anyway. Anyway was sent to address in Naperville, a modest hotel. Got room number when I arrived. Greeted at room by an older Asian lady, no English. Ah well, toss her around the bed for a while and left her winded. Wasn't terrible, but interesting a well English speaking mamasan is running the operation by phone.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-pic/27214459

[HornyBald341]

Looking for good provider near midway. Any recommends thanks HB.

[HornyChi]

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-9783/19539174

I don't have too much info but these photos are of a porn star named Aiden Ashley. Here's the link to the shoot:

http://www.perfectnaked.com/aiden-as...lack-lingerie/

[HornyChi]

Called Yasmine to meet with the other day:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...calls/27506161

Seemed really distracted on the phone. We agreed on a time and other details. Wouldn't tell me where to go, just "Skokie". Finally I got an address from here about 25 minutes after our set appointment time. She also gave me a room number. I knocked on the door. No answer. I knocked again. A girl answers and she has a toddler with her. Somewhat awkwardly I asked for Yasmine. She says she's not here. I call Yasmine. She said that she can't meet with me after all. She won't be available until after 4 and maybe try to work something out with Roxy.

Roxy (the girl who answered the door) was SUPER cute. She asked me what Yasmine told her work something out. She asked me about the details I had arranged with Yasmine. I mentioned the small child tugging on her leg. Roxy explains that she can lay her down on the floor. I told her some other time and left.

Yesterday I saw this:

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...aluog/30995337

Roxy's ad is posted. I can verify that the photos are very much real. I call Roxy to set up an appointment. I go back to same hotel room. I can smell weed coming down the hall, and its clearly coming from Roxy's room. Also now I hear two kids. I decided to bail. First I can't come home smelling like marijuana and two, the kids again! I texted her that I thought I had the wrong room because of all the kids I heard. She replied that it was her sister and her kids who were about to leave. That I should have texted before I came up. I assumed that when you gave me a room number, she would have been ready for me.

What a waste.

[Gregory12]

Yes she was very cooky. Dancing around the room. Drunk. Had a good time. BJ was just very toothy. She was bobbing her head up and down very fast.

I saw her as well. She sometimes shows old pics of her self. She's a talker and a little odd, also she is missing her front two or three teeth. Before she started her head game, she removed the bridge there. She's fun, though. She did odd things like lift my legs up during BBBJ and contort her body during FS. It was a good time.

She also has porn on all the time and comments on it as if she's a porn critic. It's funny.