Massage Parlor Reports

[Xxofe]

Hi All.

Long time poster from Chicago area, just moved to Kissimmee area and will be posting on here when I have some time to have some fun.

So here's the (hopefully) only question I have for now. I want to head up to CB and see first hand all the great posts I have been reading about. Can FS be picked up in a 30 min session or only 1 hr?

Thanks in advance, I hope to give a report later this week.

Xxofe.

[Dick Jackman]

Hi Indian River, You are absolutely correct that an escort with all the extras could have been obtained for the price I paid. That is if the ending was all I was interested in. If that were the case, then more than likely, it would be for a Half Hour session, not the 2 hour session that the YourMyKing was.

I go to massage / rub places because I really am after the pampering. Yes the ending factors into the equation, but it is not the determining factor for me. For you it may be, and that is perfectly fine.

Here is how I look at it, and every one of us is different.

I want the experience of totally leaving reality behind for at least an hour or two and being tended to by a beautiful, young hopefully naked woman. Paying 220 for 2 hrs of that experience, I liken to my giving my wife a spa day at the cost of about $500. And as far as I know, she does not even get a HE for that amount. To me, having a naked, beautiful, 20 something rubbing her soapy hands and body all over mine for at least 30 minutes, with me doing the same to her, fills my criteria. But, the story does not stop there. Then there is an hour or so of a decent rub with the same good looking naked 20 something, end in some form of release. But wait! That's not all! After the ending, the experience is followed by another trip to the show with said young lady thoroughly cleaning me up.

So bottom line, to me, it was 2 hours and 220 well spent.

Another way of looking at it is. Say you go to most AMPs, what do you get? Maybe a decent rub and HE from a middle aged ASIAN with kimchi breath that does not understand English and there is no conversation, for less. And that more than likely will only pop a boob out during the ending, not naked for the entire hour. So for me and me only, I feel my time and money are better spent at places like Luxsa or YourMyKing.

Stay Safe,

Ukie.

Well said. For you, the quality and expertise of the provider and the pleasure of the experience was worth a premium price. I agree with your approach and I suspect that many other hobbyists agree as well.

[UncleLewis]

Hey Geo,

Orlando definitely has its fair share of body rub spots. Turns out my favorite spot is pretty close to you in the convention center / international drive area.

Luxsa has a ton of reviews on here and a really great reputation in Orlando.

PM me if you'd like some more info.

Cheers.

I'll be in Orlando wed-Fri., I'd really like to try out Luxsa in addition to any other recommendations you may have. DM if it's more conducive to yours or the AMPs privacy, and any links or location on Luxsa would be appreciated. Thanks.

[Ukieman]

Hi Indian River, You are absolutely correct that an escort with all the extras could have been obtained for the price I paid. That is if the ending was all I was interested in. If that were the case, then more than likely, it would be for a Half Hour session, not the 2 hour session that the YourMyKing was.

I go to massage / rub places because I really am after the pampering. Yes the ending factors into the equation, but it is not the determining factor for me. For you it may be, and that is perfectly fine.

Here is how I look at it, and every one of us is different.

I want the experience of totally leaving reality behind for at least an hour or two and being tended to by a beautiful, young hopefully naked woman. Paying 220 for 2 hrs of that experience, I liken to my giving my wife a spa day at the cost of about $500. And as far as I know, she does not even get a HE for that amount. To me, having a naked, beautiful, 20 something rubbing her soapy hands and body all over mine for at least 30 minutes, with me doing the same to her, fills my criteria. But, the story does not stop there. Then there is an hour or so of a decent rub with the same good looking naked 20 something, end in some form of release. But wait! That's not all! After the ending, the experience is followed by another trip to the show with said young lady thoroughly cleaning me up.

So bottom line, to me, it was 2 hours and 220 well spent.

Another way of looking at it is. Say you go to most AMPs, what do you get? Maybe a decent rub and HE from a middle aged ASIAN with kimchi breath that does not understand English and there is no conversation, for less. And that more than likely will only pop a boob out during the ending, not naked for the entire hour. So for me and me only, I feel my time and money are better spent at places like Luxsa or YourMyKing.

Stay Safe,

Ukie.

Hope you got more than a HE. For that money you can have a good escort with all the extras.

[Otown Jbird]

What was the total damage?

House fee and a bill, "my" standard. I just refuse to go any higher, and there are plenty that feel it to be adequate.

If they don't like it, I accept their handshake and move on, I'm far to nice of a guy and a loyal regular that if they want to lose that over a twenty, they are the ones who suffer not me!

Just my opinion, but "we" control the market, not them.

Be safe.

OTJB.

[Gruglok]

Well, I met Cherry.

I answered all the questions wrong, started off kind of tense on her end. But I showed her my Monger-Fu when it came time to go balls out, literally.

For those of you who actually enjoy a great massage, deep tissue, sports related massage, her skills aren't there at all. Very weak massage, barely touched my feet. But her service is above average when it came to hospitality. Very cute face, nice teeth, thick little body. Small A's once they're let out to breath.

I may repeat, good experience but not mind blowing. Still on the hunt for my ATF, and have my fingers cross waiting to meet up with SabrinaT.

[Nohassles]

This is not a posting for an AMP but it is for a Backpage advertiser under body rubs. There is a woman who goes by Charlie who's been advertising for several weeks under body rubs. She works out of a residence and the Apopka rock Springs area. She advertises one hour sessions for $100. I would post a link but she takes Her ad down unless she's actively taking appointments.

Has anyone seen her? Please post or send me a PM about services, attitude, pics, appearance, etc.

[Gruglok]

Saw nikki, once I saw this girls curves there was no way I was going with anyone else. Damn girl looks like a comic book character, in a good way!

Opted for the 1/2 and though there isn't as much play as other visits, holy shit did I mention this girls ass?

Standard finish with limited roaming, but she is ridiculously stacked.

Stay safe.

OTJB.

What was the total damage?

[Indian River]

Went to YourMyKing and tried the $220 special.

I had Scarlet as my therapist. I have to say, her skills have improved since the 4 hand that I had with her and Layla.

The shower scrub was really, really enjoyable. Any of you that may have partaken in the shower scrub with Hailey Knight, it was very similar. Except, no scrubby and scrub conditioners. Which at least for me I prefered. The scrub itself was far more erotic than Hailey's. Scarlet told me that this was only her 2nd shower scrub. Well if it was, I can not imagine a whole lot better. However, the drawback ios the shower is a standard tub shower. A handheld shower would make it even nicer, hint, hint. Also, had the option of a second shower afterwords which was a very nice service.

I was a little disappointed because I was expecting a nuru session as the ad stated but it was a standard full body on the table. But, do not think that I am saying that the rub was not enjoyable, it was. Scarlet gave me a very soothing, relaxing rub and it was time well spent. Also Scarlet's HE skills have improved a lot. The ending was very nice but it was a standard ending with no hint of anything additional if that is what you are looking for. At $$. 20 for the special with 2 showers, it was worth the price of admission. The standard price of $$. 8, not so sure.

All in all, a very good time.

Here are the links:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hless/13667591

And.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ou-choose.html

Stay Safe,

Ukieman out.

Hope you got more than a HE. For that money you can have a good escort with all the extras.

[Otown Jbird]

Saw nikki, once I saw this girls curves there was no way I was going with anyone else. Damn girl looks like a comic book character, in a good way!

Opted for the 1/2 and though there isn't as much play as other visits, holy shit did I mention this girls ass?

Standard finish with limited roaming, but she is ridiculously stacked.

Stay safe.

OTJB.

[VManOrl01]

New to Orlando but not new to the scene. Thanks to some input from other senior members a while back I ventured out to CB while visiting. Saw Victoria and Annie on two separate occasions.

Victoria gave a decent rub, not rushed, lots of teasing, and I left very happy in my dream. Was there for an hour, and enjoyed every moment of it.

Annie. Didn't enjoy as much, but still left very happy. Got there and there were only 2 cars including mine in the parking lot, but they said they were very busy and asked me to wait in the back room. Told me it'd be 10 min, ended up being 25. Finally Annie comes in and brings me to one of the front rooms, I asked for an hour she says no not today, only half. Whatever, that's fine. She rubs me for about 5 minutes then says, paraphrasing, we're very busy today how about we get to why you came here? Ummm sure. Exchange the "mario coins" (we don't use that term in NC LOL) and proceed on with my dream. Not very tight, not a fan of her body, Victoria was much better, but still got what I came there for.

Haven't been anywhere since I officially moved down here a few weeks ago, wanting to give some place other than CB a try. I live in the Lake Nona area and work near UCF, anyone have any suggestions?

I have seen Annie on several occasions and have had nothing but an exceptional visit. She always gives me a nice massage and never rushes me. Actually in all the times I've gone to CB I have never been rushed by any of the girls so maybe you just hit them on a bad day. Of all the AMPs in town CB has always been consistent and I can't say I've ever left unhappy. I was just there the other day and there were five cars in the lot including mine and I only had to wait for about 10 minutes and left a VERY happy man.

[Yragyrag]

Anyone tried this lady?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5302508810.html

I actually dated her for a few weeks many moons ago. At the time she was a landscaper (for real). She is also using her real name, so was just wondering if she is catering to hobbyists, or only to folks in need of a real massage?

Feel free to PM me if you don't want to respond here. Thanks in advance.

[Member #6038]

Hey all. Who gives the best deep tissue in Longwood & Altamonte area? Not worried about Extras with this question, but need a quality massage. Recommendations?

Try Julie at Harmony in Altamonte. No extras to be had but she gives a great massage. Tina at the spa across 17-92 from Home Depot also digs in but no extras. Used to be called Shens Med Spa but I think the name has changed and don't recall the new one.

Two great massages, giving the edge to Julie, but no extras so don't get ticked off when they don't deliver.

Last comment is for the lurkers that will try regardless.

[Lpmrhahn]

New to Orlando but not new to the scene. Thanks to some input from other senior members a while back I ventured out to CB while visiting. Saw Victoria and Annie on two separate occasions.

Victoria gave a decent rub, not rushed, lots of teasing, and I left very happy in my dream. Was there for an hour, and enjoyed every moment of it.

Annie. Didn't enjoy as much, but still left very happy. Got there and there were only 2 cars including mine in the parking lot, but they said they were very busy and asked me to wait in the back room. Told me it'd be 10 min, ended up being 25. Finally Annie comes in and brings me to one of the front rooms, I asked for an hour she says no not today, only half. Whatever, that's fine. She rubs me for about 5 minutes then says, paraphrasing, we're very busy today how about we get to why you came here? Ummm sure. Exchange the "mario coins" (we don't use that term in NC LOL) and proceed on with my dream. Not very tight, not a fan of her body, Victoria was much better, but still got what I came there for.

Haven't been anywhere since I officially moved down here a few weeks ago, wanting to give some place other than CB a try. I live in the Lake Nona area and work near UCF, anyone have any suggestions?

[SanFordBB]

Hey all. Who gives the best deep tissue in Longwood & Altamonte area? Not worried about Extras with this question, but need a quality massage. Recommendations?

You can give Lily a try. In longwood, advertises on Backpage. For some reason I can only see her ads when I do a search for "longwood". Ads are titled Handz of Gold or some such thing.