Massage Parlor Reports

[Tjtjtjtj]

I saw Jessica the other week and she was not my favorite. She is in decent shape but is over 30 and her body has some wear to it, smallish tits.

She said she got licensed but never went on to practice massage and also that she used to be a stripper.

She got me out of there way too quick and Lake said she would talk to her about that.

There were a few more oddities, feel free to pm.

Saw here for the first time last week had a hard time booking her first couple weeks. I thought she would be excactly my type. I was wrong. Place was easy to find getting in was a trick the 2 door system where to go got turned around and was 10 min late. She is a youinger than she looks, years of strippping have taken a toll. Not very friendly, very mechanical and asked about doing upgrades within the first 10 min. Very expensive upgrades. I said maybe next time. Ended way too very rushed. Will not repeat. It may just be her figuring it out but not sure. Angel is simliar but at least makes you feel comfortable and never rushed. I would say.

[Tjtjtjtj]

Finally got to see Sara, and she is fucking fantastic. If you like skinnier, athletic girls, she is not for you, but she's not fat, in fact, she's very petite, not an extra ounce on her. Why is she my type? Because she has huge beautiful, firm, natural breasts. A lot of provders have bigger breasts, and I see several of them, but I like natural, and many others have been surgically plumped. Implants are not my fave, although I'm not going to turn down good pussy over them. Just sayin. '.

She is very classically pretty, and her her round ass had me standing at attention the first second I saw it. She really has a gorgeous body. Not much talk with her, she was really into what she was doing, and when she got to stroking my shaft, she draped those tits all over my body and slid my dick between them until I shot a load all over her. I tried to get up and go clean up, but she continued the massage for a few more minutes, which was very relaxing, and cleaned me up with a warm cloth after. She's my new go to girl, and that's a hard title to get. Her place was great too, Nice area, very discreet entrance, nice studio setup inside with candles, table, soft music, ect. Standard YNGD there, but it is a very clean place. Think that's just her personality, but I appreciated it. She's quieter, not a lot of chatter, but what can I say? I like a girl that's focused on my dick. That's the kind of old fashioned guy I am.

I think I have tried all the girls left and ranks as one of the best.

[Jason 628]

Alton IL,

Anybody hear anything good about this place?

Strictly legit, no extras, and no take out on the menu. Not sure if you'd want any extras from them anyway! Pics I've seen aren't too appealing.

[PipeFitter1956]

They rotate girls and some may be with other clients, so you may not get a choice at any of the 3 places. Walkin is fine. Center door for SS only 1 door for Fuji and VIP. Other options Avail all well documented in years of reviews.

Based on your review, I stopped and seen Paula this morning. I agree she is in fine shape. Massage was good. Also said she was going home to Florida in Dec. For holidays and may not come back. So if interested don't hesitate. Extras available, but IMO pricey. Massage. 6 + $. 6 FS Got to quit thinking with the little head.

Be safe and have fun. PF1956.

[BearBare]

Mimi spa 2029 El Cajon Blvd- I have a post on it in the SD thread from back in July during my visit. It was great!

After Hana Spa shut down, all my favorites moved out to CoCo Spa 7190 Miramar rd, which was farther than I wanted to travel when I was out there. If you like Kgirls, it's the place to go.

Thanks. I'll check out the El Cajon. Everyone's always talking about AMPs but I've never done one.

[DirtyDuke]

San Diego.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego which, of course, in German means "a whale's vagina. ".

[BearBare]

Is this BBBJ girl and and STL or SD? Sometimes I want a good massage. Sometimes I just want the blowie so it doesn't matter if she's a terrible massues, as long as you know up front what to expect.

San Diego.

[FreightShaker1]

Looking for suggestions. I don't get to the east side very often, however I find myself working on a project not to far from Superspa. Seen good posts about Paula. Is SS a good option or is there better in the area? Looks like several doors to the building. Suggestions on parking and what door to enter. Should call first or walkin?

Planning on being in the area late morning. Please chime in or PM if better details are available. I assume massage with HE anything else available? Be Careful PF1956.

They rotate girls and some may be with other clients, so you may not get a choice at any of the 3 places. Walkin is fine. Center door for SS only 1 door for Fuji and VIP. Other options Avail all well documented in years of reviews.

[BobBob721]

Alton IL,

Anybody hear anything good about this place?

[Larks Tongue]

Ok, after my first few reviews, I learned not to bother reporting that places were legit. I've continued occasionally getting an AMP massage, but they've all been typical Missouri massages. (I got a decent one from Kim at Peking in Clayton, but she quickly "moved to LA", according to the papasan, so no point writing about her.).

But a recent experience at Peking was particularly terrible, and worth a report.

Called to make an appointment early on a weekday morning. Papasan said I had an appointment. Arrived at correct time (about 30 minutes after calling), and papasan told me to wait in the waiting area for a few minutes. I saw a short man going into someone else's massage "room", and I was glad I wasn't going to be massaged by a dude.

After about 5 minutes, older woman took me back to my room. She was extremely shy. I laid down, under a full-body drape, and she massaged through the drape. She massaged badly. It seemed like she had no idea how to do a massage. It was literally a waste of time. I just lay there, wishing it would be over.

After maybe 7-10 minutes, the "massage" stopped and I heard a bit of rustling. I looked up, and the room was empty. I put my face back into the hole, and within a minute, there was more rustling, and then the drape became a butt-drape, and hands starting massaging me again.

Pretty quickly, it became obvious that my masseur was now that short man I'd seen earlier! I guessed that he had still been massaging his previous customer, so that's why they'd had me wait. And then they had someone else massage me until he finished with that customer.

I was disappointed, to put it mildly. But I told myself that at least now I'd get a good massage. Certainly not an arousing one ("I think it moved, Jerry" but at least an invigorating and intense one. Men and women massage differently, and I was trying to look on the bright side.

Except that his massage was terrible. Not as bad as the first woman's, but still not worth paying for. So it wasn't going to be arousing, and it wasn't going to be invigorating (for lack of a better word).

Then there was more rustling, and the massage continued. I thought maybe someone had stepped into the room to signal something to my masseur. But eventually, I realized that it was now a woman massaging me. Not the first woman. This woman took over from the man without me even noticing a break in the action (or an improvement in the massage).

Now I became more aware of the rustling noises and what they meant. There was another rustling, and now the man was massaging me again. More rustling, and a woman again.

I was just wishing the hour would be over quickly. That's not a sign of a good massage. It wasn't arousing, it wasn't relaxing, it wasn't invigorating, it wasn't anything good. I was taking a break from work, so at the end of my massage, all I felt was, "I wish I'd gotten an hour of work done instead".

At the end of the massage, the woman tried to be nice. She seemed sorry about the massage. She dressed me, which was very nice.

Even if they don't do HEs or allow DIY much, they surely know that most guys want an arousing massage. They must know that giving you a male masseur without asking is not going to be ok. And the first 10-ish minutes were utterly awful.

For the past year or so, I've mostly been going to Peking just because it's convenient to get to. But this was just too much. I'll never go back (until some report on here about a new hot *female* masseuse.).

I commend you on your patience. With all the rustling and switching up of masseuses I would have been pissed and asking why did I pay for an hour to get a crappy massage by multiple people?

If I need a legit massage this will not be a place I go to. Thanks for the 411 and going beyond the call of service on this one.

[SexInSTL]

That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.

Mimi spa 2029 El Cajon Blvd- I have a post on it in the SD thread from back in July during my visit. It was great!

After Hana Spa shut down, all my favorites moved out to CoCo Spa 7190 Miramar rd, which was farther than I wanted to travel when I was out there. If you like Kgirls, it's the place to go.

[SexInSTL]

There's a very simple reason why the sex industry is slower in San Diego. Tijuana. Why pay $150+ for a 40+ Asian masseuse when your 20 minutes from young hot pussy at half the price at Adelita or Hong Kong? Hit the border, get laid by any type of body type you want, and back in town in time for dinner and don't break the bank. Pretty good deal.

You have to get one of those special passes to get back across the border fast. Otherwise it could be a 4-5 hour return.

[Joe Joe Joe]

Ok, after my first few reviews, I learned not to bother reporting that places were legit. I've continued occasionally getting an AMP massage, but they've all been typical Missouri massages. (I got a decent one from Kim at Peking in Clayton, but she quickly "moved to LA", according to the papasan, so no point writing about her.).

But a recent experience at Peking was particularly terrible, and worth a report.

Called to make an appointment early on a weekday morning. Papasan said I had an appointment. Arrived at correct time (about 30 minutes after calling), and papasan told me to wait in the waiting area for a few minutes. I saw a short man going into someone else's massage "room", and I was glad I wasn't going to be massaged by a dude.

After about 5 minutes, older woman took me back to my room. She was extremely shy. I laid down, under a full-body drape, and she massaged through the drape. She massaged badly. It seemed like she had no idea how to do a massage. It was literally a waste of time. I just lay there, wishing it would be over.

After maybe 7-10 minutes, the "massage" stopped and I heard a bit of rustling. I looked up, and the room was empty. I put my face back into the hole, and within a minute, there was more rustling, and then the drape became a butt-drape, and hands starting massaging me again.

Pretty quickly, it became obvious that my masseur was now that short man I'd seen earlier! I guessed that he had still been massaging his previous customer, so that's why they'd had me wait. And then they had someone else massage me until he finished with that customer.

I was disappointed, to put it mildly. But I told myself that at least now I'd get a good massage. Certainly not an arousing one ("I think it moved, Jerry" but at least an invigorating and intense one. Men and women massage differently, and I was trying to look on the bright side.

Except that his massage was terrible. Not as bad as the first woman's, but still not worth paying for. So it wasn't going to be arousing, and it wasn't going to be invigorating (for lack of a better word).

Then there was more rustling, and the massage continued. I thought maybe someone had stepped into the room to signal something to my masseur. But eventually, I realized that it was now a woman massaging me. Not the first woman. This woman took over from the man without me even noticing a break in the action (or an improvement in the massage).

Now I became more aware of the rustling noises and what they meant. There was another rustling, and now the man was massaging me again. More rustling, and a woman again.

I was just wishing the hour would be over quickly. That's not a sign of a good massage. It wasn't arousing, it wasn't relaxing, it wasn't invigorating, it wasn't anything good. I was taking a break from work, so at the end of my massage, all I felt was, "I wish I'd gotten an hour of work done instead".

At the end of the massage, the woman tried to be nice. She seemed sorry about the massage. She dressed me, which was very nice.

Even if they don't do HEs or allow DIY much, they surely know that most guys want an arousing massage. They must know that giving you a male masseur without asking is not going to be ok. And the first 10-ish minutes were utterly awful.

For the past year or so, I've mostly been going to Peking just because it's convenient to get to. But this was just too much. I'll never go back (until some report on here about a new hot *female* masseuse.).

[PipeFitter1956]

Looking for suggestions. I don't get to the east side very often, however I find myself working on a project not to far from Superspa. Seen good posts about Paula. Is SS a good option or is there better in the area? Looks like several doors to the building. Suggestions on parking and what door to enter. Should call first or walkin?

Planning on being in the area late morning. Please chime in or PM if better details are available. I assume massage with HE anything else available? Be Careful PF1956.

[SunnyDaze]

Anyone have info on LaLa?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...etime/10674389

I haven't plunged yet, says her office is off Lindbergh and Olive.

Thanks.