Massage Parlor Reports

[BearBare]

Mimi spa 2029 El Cajon Blvd- I have a post on it in the SD thread from back in July during my visit. It was great!

After Hana Spa shut down, all my favorites moved out to CoCo Spa 7190 Miramar rd, which was farther than I wanted to travel when I was out there. If you like Kgirls, it's the place to go.

Thanks. I'll check out the El Cajon. Everyone's always talking about AMPs but I've never done one.

[DirtyDuke]

San Diego.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego which, of course, in German means "a whale's vagina. ".

[BearBare]

Is this BBBJ girl and and STL or SD? Sometimes I want a good massage. Sometimes I just want the blowie so it doesn't matter if she's a terrible massues, as long as you know up front what to expect.

San Diego.

[FreightShaker1]

Looking for suggestions. I don't get to the east side very often, however I find myself working on a project not to far from Superspa. Seen good posts about Paula. Is SS a good option or is there better in the area? Looks like several doors to the building. Suggestions on parking and what door to enter. Should call first or walkin?

Planning on being in the area late morning. Please chime in or PM if better details are available. I assume massage with HE anything else available? Be Careful PF1956.

They rotate girls and some may be with other clients, so you may not get a choice at any of the 3 places. Walkin is fine. Center door for SS only 1 door for Fuji and VIP. Other options Avail all well documented in years of reviews.

[BobBob721]

Alton IL,

Anybody hear anything good about this place?

[Larks Tongue]

Ok, after my first few reviews, I learned not to bother reporting that places were legit. I've continued occasionally getting an AMP massage, but they've all been typical Missouri massages. (I got a decent one from Kim at Peking in Clayton, but she quickly "moved to LA", according to the papasan, so no point writing about her.).

But a recent experience at Peking was particularly terrible, and worth a report.

Called to make an appointment early on a weekday morning. Papasan said I had an appointment. Arrived at correct time (about 30 minutes after calling), and papasan told me to wait in the waiting area for a few minutes. I saw a short man going into someone else's massage "room", and I was glad I wasn't going to be massaged by a dude.

After about 5 minutes, older woman took me back to my room. She was extremely shy. I laid down, under a full-body drape, and she massaged through the drape. She massaged badly. It seemed like she had no idea how to do a massage. It was literally a waste of time. I just lay there, wishing it would be over.

After maybe 7-10 minutes, the "massage" stopped and I heard a bit of rustling. I looked up, and the room was empty. I put my face back into the hole, and within a minute, there was more rustling, and then the drape became a butt-drape, and hands starting massaging me again.

Pretty quickly, it became obvious that my masseur was now that short man I'd seen earlier! I guessed that he had still been massaging his previous customer, so that's why they'd had me wait. And then they had someone else massage me until he finished with that customer.

I was disappointed, to put it mildly. But I told myself that at least now I'd get a good massage. Certainly not an arousing one ("I think it moved, Jerry" but at least an invigorating and intense one. Men and women massage differently, and I was trying to look on the bright side.

Except that his massage was terrible. Not as bad as the first woman's, but still not worth paying for. So it wasn't going to be arousing, and it wasn't going to be invigorating (for lack of a better word).

Then there was more rustling, and the massage continued. I thought maybe someone had stepped into the room to signal something to my masseur. But eventually, I realized that it was now a woman massaging me. Not the first woman. This woman took over from the man without me even noticing a break in the action (or an improvement in the massage).

Now I became more aware of the rustling noises and what they meant. There was another rustling, and now the man was massaging me again. More rustling, and a woman again.

I was just wishing the hour would be over quickly. That's not a sign of a good massage. It wasn't arousing, it wasn't relaxing, it wasn't invigorating, it wasn't anything good. I was taking a break from work, so at the end of my massage, all I felt was, "I wish I'd gotten an hour of work done instead".

At the end of the massage, the woman tried to be nice. She seemed sorry about the massage. She dressed me, which was very nice.

Even if they don't do HEs or allow DIY much, they surely know that most guys want an arousing massage. They must know that giving you a male masseur without asking is not going to be ok. And the first 10-ish minutes were utterly awful.

For the past year or so, I've mostly been going to Peking just because it's convenient to get to. But this was just too much. I'll never go back (until some report on here about a new hot *female* masseuse.).

I commend you on your patience. With all the rustling and switching up of masseuses I would have been pissed and asking why did I pay for an hour to get a crappy massage by multiple people?

If I need a legit massage this will not be a place I go to. Thanks for the 411 and going beyond the call of service on this one.

[SexInSTL]

That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.

Mimi spa 2029 El Cajon Blvd- I have a post on it in the SD thread from back in July during my visit. It was great!

After Hana Spa shut down, all my favorites moved out to CoCo Spa 7190 Miramar rd, which was farther than I wanted to travel when I was out there. If you like Kgirls, it's the place to go.

[SexInSTL]

There's a very simple reason why the sex industry is slower in San Diego. Tijuana. Why pay $150+ for a 40+ Asian masseuse when your 20 minutes from young hot pussy at half the price at Adelita or Hong Kong? Hit the border, get laid by any type of body type you want, and back in town in time for dinner and don't break the bank. Pretty good deal.

You have to get one of those special passes to get back across the border fast. Otherwise it could be a 4-5 hour return.

[Joe Joe Joe]

Ok, after my first few reviews, I learned not to bother reporting that places were legit. I've continued occasionally getting an AMP massage, but they've all been typical Missouri massages. (I got a decent one from Kim at Peking in Clayton, but she quickly "moved to LA", according to the papasan, so no point writing about her.).

But a recent experience at Peking was particularly terrible, and worth a report.

Called to make an appointment early on a weekday morning. Papasan said I had an appointment. Arrived at correct time (about 30 minutes after calling), and papasan told me to wait in the waiting area for a few minutes. I saw a short man going into someone else's massage "room", and I was glad I wasn't going to be massaged by a dude.

After about 5 minutes, older woman took me back to my room. She was extremely shy. I laid down, under a full-body drape, and she massaged through the drape. She massaged badly. It seemed like she had no idea how to do a massage. It was literally a waste of time. I just lay there, wishing it would be over.

After maybe 7-10 minutes, the "massage" stopped and I heard a bit of rustling. I looked up, and the room was empty. I put my face back into the hole, and within a minute, there was more rustling, and then the drape became a butt-drape, and hands starting massaging me again.

Pretty quickly, it became obvious that my masseur was now that short man I'd seen earlier! I guessed that he had still been massaging his previous customer, so that's why they'd had me wait. And then they had someone else massage me until he finished with that customer.

I was disappointed, to put it mildly. But I told myself that at least now I'd get a good massage. Certainly not an arousing one ("I think it moved, Jerry" but at least an invigorating and intense one. Men and women massage differently, and I was trying to look on the bright side.

Except that his massage was terrible. Not as bad as the first woman's, but still not worth paying for. So it wasn't going to be arousing, and it wasn't going to be invigorating (for lack of a better word).

Then there was more rustling, and the massage continued. I thought maybe someone had stepped into the room to signal something to my masseur. But eventually, I realized that it was now a woman massaging me. Not the first woman. This woman took over from the man without me even noticing a break in the action (or an improvement in the massage).

Now I became more aware of the rustling noises and what they meant. There was another rustling, and now the man was massaging me again. More rustling, and a woman again.

I was just wishing the hour would be over quickly. That's not a sign of a good massage. It wasn't arousing, it wasn't relaxing, it wasn't invigorating, it wasn't anything good. I was taking a break from work, so at the end of my massage, all I felt was, "I wish I'd gotten an hour of work done instead".

At the end of the massage, the woman tried to be nice. She seemed sorry about the massage. She dressed me, which was very nice.

Even if they don't do HEs or allow DIY much, they surely know that most guys want an arousing massage. They must know that giving you a male masseur without asking is not going to be ok. And the first 10-ish minutes were utterly awful.

For the past year or so, I've mostly been going to Peking just because it's convenient to get to. But this was just too much. I'll never go back (until some report on here about a new hot *female* masseuse.).

[PipeFitter1956]

Looking for suggestions. I don't get to the east side very often, however I find myself working on a project not to far from Superspa. Seen good posts about Paula. Is SS a good option or is there better in the area? Looks like several doors to the building. Suggestions on parking and what door to enter. Should call first or walkin?

Planning on being in the area late morning. Please chime in or PM if better details are available. I assume massage with HE anything else available? Be Careful PF1956.

[SunnyDaze]

Anyone have info on LaLa?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...etime/10674389

I haven't plunged yet, says her office is off Lindbergh and Olive.

Thanks.

[DeadDead22]

That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.

There's a very simple reason why the sex industry is slower in San Diego. Tijuana. Why pay $150+ for a 40+ Asian masseuse when your 20 minutes from young hot pussy at half the price at Adelita or Hong Kong? Hit the border, get laid by any type of body type you want, and back in town in time for dinner and don't break the bank. Pretty good deal.

[PilotPete]

I have traveled extensively for years and decided long ago not to have the same avatar for too many locations. I don't ever want my actual travel schedule to (too) closely match my location postings. This for the purpose of domestic tranquility, as this is after all, a discoverable resource for shysters.

Keep in mind that there are regional favorites as far as posting and review boards. Unfortunately, some areas are starved for intel and / or resources. Developing some trust among other mongers has always resulted in the best referrals. We actually managed pretty well before there were any internet boards (gasp). The approach was just different and an understanding of nuance was useful.

Of course, resources like this board are very valuable but just have more "noise" that requires filtering.

[QueNine]

That's what I've found too. I moved from Saint Louis 3 weeks ago to San Diego and it's dead forum in comparison. I pm'd 2 seniors and got no replies. I found a local backpage favorite and might work on a few more. If you give me some time I can work on AMPs here but that's not usually my flavor. Actually the BP go to says she wants to do massages but knows she's not good and does not want a negative review for a bad massage. She gives incredible BBBJ with multiple finishes if you can muster (with no donation adjustment which surprised me, so I tipped more) so maybe next time I have her start with massage.

Is this BBBJ girl and and STL or SD? Sometimes I want a good massage. Sometimes I just want the blowie so it doesn't matter if she's a terrible massues, as long as you know up front what to expect.

[Dlister426]

Made the trip to VIP Spa yesterday and saw my old standby Candy. I've seen Candy 6 or 8 times the past year or so, not the prettiest, and her tits are rock hard, but the kitty is nice and tight. On the way out I spied a young spinner type with a very cute face and rocking body. Anyone know her name or have more info on her?