Streetwalker Reports

[Cephlapod Love]

Once had a tough situation in baltimore where I realized I picked up a whacko and she brandished a switchblade. This was a costliest of doing business in the streets. . 40 to get this one out.

Good example of why it makes sense to have your wallet, keys, cell phone, etc. Locked away while cruising the streets. If one can turn all of their pockets inside out and only that 40 is there, then the loss is limited to that. Try peeling a couple of Jacksons off a wad and that knife will be in your side and the wad in her hand.

Bottom line a few bucks is better than getting stabbed, maced or arrested.

Stay safe!

[Cephlapod Love]

Wow, I never thought that far in advance. I would be at a total loss if that were to happen. Sometimes I have to chill from street activities to keep the home life a bit right.

What to say to LE and how to handle those encounters is covered in this video.

https://youtu.be/7wfJDyxoOso

My advice. Watch at least the first 20-min of this video, watch it again and watch it a third time! SERIOUSLY! Got to get that stuff ingrained in your being. Cops are trained at getting you to trip up and confess, Why isn't a smart monger trained with counter measures? The law allows you to NOT incriminate yourself, why not use it? Maybe one can avoid needing the other things in that list using the advice in the video?

Would be interested in OP suggestions on finding a good criminal lawyer.

[Ethol]

Legal system 101. What (not) to say to law enforcement. Where to get a defense lawyer. How much to pay a defense lawyer. Where to get a divorce lawyer. How much to pay a divorce lawyer. Where to live when you get thrown out of your house. What to tell the kids.

Wow, I never thought that far in advance. I would be at a total loss if that were to happen. Sometimes I have to chill from street activities to keep the home life a bit right.

[Ethol]

I had something like that happen when I could not agree to terms with a girl or decided she was whack and I didn't want to date her. She kept demanding "her money!

I pulled into a crowded gas station, pulled near other people pumping gas, parked the car, turned off engine, TOOK THE KEYS, got out walked around to the passenger side, opened the door and said very loudly, "Please get out of my car!" It took about 3 rounds of that before she exited and slammed the door.

Oh sure, about half the patrons had looked up by then, but since I was being polite, making no aggressive moves toward her and certainly NOT touching her, there was nothing to "witness. " I think once she realized that I was willing to make a public scene, she gave up? Part of that was she sensed my fear of her whack behavior and tried to exploit that by extorting me. Rule of the streets: Never show fear unless you are willing to submit!.

These girls have seen hundreds of guys and as you are checking her out she is sizing you up: are you gunna kill her, rape her or are you weak and she can extort you? Show signs of the later and it is easier to get money as many guys fold in the face of pressure and just hand over the money and go home with their tails between their legs.

I have seen dudes on these threads say that they reach across, open the door and push the girl out or cold cock her and push her out. Either of those seem like they are assault and if observed, just bought the monger a whole bunch of real legal trouble.

The other game is you can toss her $5, $10 or so just to get out and chalk it up to a learning experience. I usually carry a couple of 5's as a "no thank you" gift on the chance I scoop a girl I quickly realize isn't of interest. For me that is just the cost of doing business on the streets. Most of these girls are desperate for their meds and realizing they aren't getting any from this date can freak them out, depending how sick they are and how slow things have been. Giving them enough for part of their meds, they realize is better than nothing.

But it is rough out there at times and this is why it looks so easy, but done well, done safely and done "legally" (Avoiding bigger charges) just isn't easy! We all keep learning!

Good luck & stay safe!

Once had a tough situation in baltimore where I realized I picked up a whacko and she brandished a switchblade. This was a costliest of doing business in the streets. . 40 to get this one out.

[Ethol]

Yesterday and went up and down the ave and saw Victoria (tori). She say she knows cookie jar.

Well she insisted on going to her spot and we did. I didn't like it so we went to my spot. She gave a semi rushed BBBJ and I was semi hard. She goes put it in my pussy and it will get hard. Now usually this doesn't work too well with me being an old man. I tell you its a first it actually worked. She was talking dirty the whole time I loved it. Nice and tight at that. Damage. 40 and will repeat.

[Cephlapod Love]

While this may be intended to be funny, it's a great compilation of valuable lessons. I could teach some of these classes and be an eager student in many others. I have 20 years of mongering experience, but I'm learning every time I fly a mission. I'd actually love to hear some thoughts on "Community Relations 500. " I can recall three different experiences where I seriously could not get a crazy ***** out of my car, one of them very recently in Tampa. It scared the shit out of me realizing she had absolutely nothing to lose.

I had something like that happen when I could not agree to terms with a girl or decided she was whack and I didn't want to date her. She kept demanding "her money!

I pulled into a crowded gas station, pulled near other people pumping gas, parked the car, turned off engine, TOOK THE KEYS, got out walked around to the passenger side, opened the door and said very loudly, "Please get out of my car!" It took about 3 rounds of that before she exited and slammed the door.

Oh sure, about half the patrons had looked up by then, but since I was being polite, making no aggressive moves toward her and certainly NOT touching her, there was nothing to "witness. " I think once she realized that I was willing to make a public scene, she gave up? Part of that was she sensed my fear of her whack behavior and tried to exploit that by extorting me. Rule of the streets: Never show fear unless you are willing to submit!.

These girls have seen hundreds of guys and as you are checking her out she is sizing you up: are you gunna kill her, rape her or are you weak and she can extort you? Show signs of the later and it is easier to get money as many guys fold in the face of pressure and just hand over the money and go home with their tails between their legs.

I have seen dudes on these threads say that they reach across, open the door and push the girl out or cold cock her and push her out. Either of those seem like they are assault and if observed, just bought the monger a whole bunch of real legal trouble.

The other game is you can toss her $5, $10 or so just to get out and chalk it up to a learning experience. I usually carry a couple of 5's as a "no thank you" gift on the chance I scoop a girl I quickly realize isn't of interest. For me that is just the cost of doing business on the streets. Most of these girls are desperate for their meds and realizing they aren't getting any from this date can freak them out, depending how sick they are and how slow things have been. Giving them enough for part of their meds, they realize is better than nothing.

But it is rough out there at times and this is why it looks so easy, but done well, done safely and done "legally" (Avoiding bigger charges) just isn't easy! We all keep learning!

Good luck & stay safe!

[Cephlapod Love]

Hey Tort,

I'm about to make my first visit to Philadelphia, and needless to say, I'm excited. I've done my homework and read through several months of threads.

Have you found the thread with the philly stroll maps?

[Merge1]

Legal system 101. What (not) to say to law enforcement. Where to get a defense lawyer. How much to pay a defense lawyer. Where to get a divorce lawyer. How much to pay a divorce lawyer. Where to live when you get thrown out of your house. What to tell the kids.

While this may be intended to be funny, it's a great compilation of valuable lessons. I could teach some of these classes and be an eager student in many others. I have 20 years of mongering experience, but I'm learning every time I fly a mission. I'd actually love to hear some thoughts on "Community Relations 500. " I can recall three different experiences where I seriously could not get a crazy ***** out of my car, one of them very recently in Tampa. It scared the shit out of me realizing she had absolutely nothing to lose.

[Sacramento]

Way too many cop cars and cops just walking around. Kensington was very quiet. Saw maybe 4 girls working in my one hour of driving around did not like any went home empty. On a side note about 2 weeks ago I hooked up with this young white girl named lauren. Up for anything. Good looking girl wears glasses. Not too skinny not too fat. She said she usually doesn't do this. I didn't really believe her but then she told me to drop her off at her car after we were done A streetwalker who drives who knew LOL I got her number but it ain't working which sucks big time. Man I wish these chick has reliable numbers so we can reach them.

[DannyDavis]

Several years ago, some frivolity took over on this thread and we came up with the idea of a School for Mongers. That lead to a course list.

Geography 101 - map reading, find the the strolls, negotiating traffic without drawing unwanted attention, the around the corner pick-up, how to find the Carlyse.

Geography 201 - Navigating K Street, OYR, Broadway (Camden) & others, finding a safe spot, turning down unsafe spots, knowing when to turn down a spot recommendation. Avoiding LE rich DE.

Geography 400 - Hotels. Finding the higher class, short-stay friendly, off stroll beds for extended dates. Approaching hotel management.

Visual Arts 300/800 - Differentiating the civies from the SW, specific provider recognition from the photo archives.

Also available for graduate credit. One will be required to recall reviews, proclivities and physical attributes from photo layouts.

Business 150 - Negotiating Tactics for fun and BJs, when. 5 $ is too much. Why the "LE check" isn't all you should do.

Business 250 - Money Management (rule of 5 ths), indoor pricing, when to keep your socks on. When to walk out / away.

Community Relations 100 - How to handle pimps, wackos and LE stops.

Community Relations 500 - How, when, where to toss that dangerous girl out of the car.

Food Sciences 220 - where to find food on the K, the value of being a regular at DD. When to feed and when not to feed.

Health & Safety 100 - basics on STD transmission, risk factors of mongering, when to "go bare," proper post puzzy tool cleaning, identification of sores, diseases, etc.

Hospitality Management 201 - how to assemble a killer SW "gift kit," standard mongering supplies, toy kit bag discussed for extra credit.

Multi-Culturalism 500 - How to identify a T-girl, finding transgender "girls", questions to ask, how to check the anatomy.

Pharmacy 600 - How to handle the girl who wants to cop or who brings party supplies with her.

Photography 100 - lighting, flash usage, focus, zoom, picture composition, how to pose your models, standard poses for best gynecological study, how to post pics on USASG.

Laboratory 999 - "hands-on" training or "live laboratory" time guided by a savvy, experienced instructor. Note: requires successful completion of numerous prerequisites (Geog 101, Bus 150 & 250, Health 101, Pharm 600). Usually booked for a premium fee.

OK who's going to "step up" and claim the title of Professor?

Any other courses that should be offered?

While this may be intended to be funny, it's a great compilation of valuable lessons. I could teach some of these classes and be an eager student in many others. I have 20 years of mongering experience, but I'm learning every time I fly a mission. I'd actually love to hear some thoughts on "Community Relations 500. " I can recall three different experiences where I seriously could not get a crazy ***** out of my car, one of them very recently in Tampa. It scared the shit out of me realizing she had absolutely nothing to lose.

[Tortellini]

Enclosed are some photos of Lori, 27 yrs. Old, 5'3", blonde, lesbian, and very cute. Does not like giving a BBBJ and FS is better. With coaching her BBBJ is much better.

She was found on Torresdale and Benner Street.

Be safe!

Peace,

Tort.

[DannyDavis]

Had a chance to visit your lovely city and found Torresdale Avenue interesting. Did not see any SWs initially yet eventually ran into Lori, 27 yrs. Old, Lesbian, yes Lesbian, natural blonde, 5'3" and a terrific body!

Found her by Cottman Ave and Torresdale Ave. After the LEO check, gave me a decent BBBJ and had to coach her a lot. Was amazed how good her BBBJ was considering she is normally a carpet licker.

Asked me not to spray my tube steak in her mouth. Will probably repeat and go for FS next time. After reading past reports, seems like the high-end and very good looking SWs can be found on Torresdale. And, the farther you drive on Kensington the quality goes down.

Just my observation.

Appearance 8. 5/10.

Body 9/10.

Performance 7. 5/10.

Personality 7. 5/10.

Next drove around Kensington Ave and saw a very cute thick brunette with a pink hair piece who was picked up twice. First by a truck and then by an older silver car. If you have digits PLEASE share them.

She was really cute, walking by E Street and Kensington Ave, clean and about 5'4".

Eventually ran into Shirley who fell asleep before we parked. Could not believe it! She ended up giving me an okay BBBJCIM session and kept passing out. OMG, the city is rough on these girls.

She has long hair, and a few tramp tattoos. Can post the location tomorrow off Kensington where she was standing.

Must of seen at least 8-10 SWs and wow this city is amazing! Even busier than Baltimore yet not as busy as Columbus, Ohio.

If anyone has any SW digits would really appreciate any help.

Peace,

Tort.

Hey Tort,

I'm about to make my first visit to Philadelphia, and needless to say, I'm excited. I've done my homework and read through several months of threads. Your post is extremely helpful because it's current and it lists cross streets. I know I'll be headed down K, but the cross streets and 'gradation' is a big help. I'll report back with findings and hopefully some photos soon.

[Tortellini]

Had a chance to visit your lovely city and found Torresdale Avenue interesting. Did not see any SWs initially yet eventually ran into Lori, 27 yrs. Old, Lesbian, yes Lesbian, natural blonde, 5'3" and a terrific body!

Found her by Cottman Ave and Torresdale Ave. After the LEO check, gave me a decent BBBJ and had to coach her a lot. Was amazed how good her BBBJ was considering she is normally a carpet licker.

Asked me not to spray my tube steak in her mouth. Will probably repeat and go for FS next time. After reading past reports, seems like the high-end and very good looking SWs can be found on Torresdale. And, the farther you drive on Kensington the quality goes down.

Just my observation.

Appearance 8. 5/10.

Body 9/10.

Performance 7. 5/10.

Personality 7. 5/10.

Next drove around Kensington Ave and saw a very cute thick brunette with a pink hair piece who was picked up twice. First by a truck and then by an older silver car. If you have digits PLEASE share them.

She was really cute, walking by E Street and Kensington Ave, clean and about 5'4".

Eventually ran into Shirley who fell asleep before we parked. Could not believe it! She ended up giving me an okay BBBJCIM session and kept passing out. OMG, the city is rough on these girls.

She has long hair, and a few tramp tattoos. Can post the location tomorrow off Kensington where she was standing.

Must of seen at least 8-10 SWs and wow this city is amazing! Even busier than Baltimore yet not as busy as Columbus, Ohio.

If anyone has any SW digits would really appreciate any help.

Peace,

Tort.

[NvrStlPhilly]

I break free every once in awhile to cruise around the K to see what's up but I have never found anything to my liking on the rare cases I see anything at all. I'm new to the area, but not to this hobby and I have had zero luck finding BSWs in the city which I find very odd given the demographics of the area. I'm certainly willing to trade info on the cities I know (Bmore, Chicago, Detroit) or just give it away honestly but if anyone could throw me a bone, I'll definitely report my findings back. Oh, I can also trade some info on AMPs around KoP if anyone is interested.

I agree but sometimes you just have to take it on the chin and do business. I close my eyes and picture someone else. I asked a friend how are you married so many years and still get it up for same women. He never cheated and just said close you eyes and picture fantasy.

[Reign Man]

I break free every once in awhile to cruise around the K to see what's up but I have never found anything to my liking on the rare cases I see anything at all. I'm new to the area, but not to this hobby and I have had zero luck finding BSWs in the city which I find very odd given the demographics of the area. I'm certainly willing to trade info on the cities I know (Bmore, Chicago, Detroit) or just give it away honestly but if anyone could throw me a bone, I'll definitely report my findings back. Oh, I can also trade some info on AMPs around KoP if anyone is interested.